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LYIN' TED DROPPING OUT LIVE STREAM


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LYIN' TED IS DROPPING OUT
>LYIN' TED IS DROPPING OUT
LYIN' TED IS DROPPING OUT

STREAM:

http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
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It's a troll guys.
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kek good bye rato
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>>72877644
https://twitter.com/fox13now/status/727656277606719489
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100% troll confirmed
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>>72877779

10/10 Troll
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Sounds a bit too good to be true, tbqh. Probably fake.
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>>72877522
He just said his dad was from an oppressive country

Shame on your Canada
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>>72877644
It's real. Fox reported it.
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OH SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS FUCKING REAL
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It's real
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>>72877522
No fuckin way
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http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/278569-cruz-ends-presidential-campaign
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IT'S REAL
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CNN CONFIRMED

TANGO DOWN
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THIS IS AMAZING
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IT'S REAL

RATO OUT
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>>72877522
ITS LEGIT

NOT EVEN SHITTING YOU
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SO LONG RATO
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>>72877522
NBC REPORTING IT

WE DID IT CRUZ MISSILE FAILED DURING LAUNCH, WE DID IT.

WE FUCKING DID IT

ONTO THE FINALS BABY
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http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/ted-cruz-drops-out-of-presidential-race-222763

ITS HAPPENING
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>>72877522
I AM NO LONGER A CRUZMISSLE
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THE RAT IS TRAPPED

>picks VP
>drops out a week later
J U S T
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>>72878370
CONFIRMED

TURN ON CNN

RAT CAUGHT IN THE TRAP

TANGO DOWN
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If troll, drudge got rekt
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SHOO SHOO RATO
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http://www.politico.com/
CONFIRMED. IT'S OVER.
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FINALLY
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NO MORE RATO MEMES?!
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>>72877522
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WHO PROMISED HIM WHAT FOR DROPPING OUT
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With this news, I am now a /cruzmissile/.
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HOLY SHIT IT'S HABBENING
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>>72877522
>announce VP pick
>crushing defeat

Fucking Firoina is the rat turd in the soup mang!
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Sound, Sound, the Trump of Fame
Build, Build, the Wall of Gain
Let President Donald Trump's great name
Ring throughout the states with loud applause
Ring throughout the states with loud applause
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>RACIAL POLITICS ARE BAD
>I JUST HAPPEN TO MENTION MY CUBAN DAD ALL THE TIME
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ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!
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Why is this crowd responding to rhetorical questions?
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>>72877644
>>72877792
>>72877887
#CRUZMISSILES B T F O
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S REAL
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>>72877522

NA NA NA NA

NA NA NA NA

HEY HEY HEY

GOOD BYE
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ITS REAL YOU IDIOTS

RATO BTFOOOOOO
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Say hi to Jeb! for me rato
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SEE YOU LATER RAT FUCK NIGGER
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got up to turn on CNN, was worth
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I am going to miss the Zodiac Killer jokes
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>>72877522
>STREAM:
>
>http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/

Did he already say that he's dropping out?
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>>72877522
The rat has been exterminated!
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MUH LEMONADE KIDDIES
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Guess he named Carly his VP because he knew staff layoffs were on the horizon.
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GOOD NIGHT SWEET RATO
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How can cruzcucks even compete
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It's real - AP confirmed.
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ITS REAL
RAT POO IS FINISHED
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>>72877522
MMMM
This is delicious.
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THIS CAN'T BE REAL??!?!?!?!?
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LITTLE KID'S LEMONADE STANDS POWERED CRUZ'S CAMPAIGN
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TED CRUZ FOR SCOTUS
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>>72879166

I don't think so.
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FOX CONFIRMED RATO DROPPING OUT
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>>72877522
wow my left ear really loves this stream
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cruz confirmed for taking bribes from kids

>>72879166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEZVllwx1BI
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>mfw the psychos in the crowd don't even know yet
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Trump loses the nomination.

The entire party rallies behind Kasich as the moderate GOP candidate that can steal the bernie voters from Hillary AND take all the independants.

Hillary has no chance neither does Trump (the nomination goes to the convention)

Im not a Kasich Shill, this is the only logical tactic the GOP party has at getting what they want. Kasich picks up Cruz's and Rubios delegates and Trump loses.
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This is amazing. Trump will actually be the nominee.
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IT'S HERE

IT'S TIME

AAAAAAAAAAAAH
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THE RAT IS DEAD
THE RAT IS DEAD
THE RAT IS DEAD
THE RAT IS DEAD
>where were you when Rato was slain by the god emperor?
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HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
>HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
>HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
>HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
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They streaming his dropout on BBC. At least I get to watch in HD.
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Wow looks like Trump is stumped. I'm now a Cruz Missile
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How embarrassing. To get B T F O this hard, I ALMOST feel sorry for the guy, until I remember what a rat he is. It's even more embarrasing thinking back to that announcement last week where he picked Fiona as his running mate. What a fucking fool!

Good riddance el Rato.
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>>72879485
Yeah, why the fuck are they cheering like they've won?
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>>72877522
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

fuck you ratto
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HE DROPPED HE DROPPED HE DID IT
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>>72878860
I know two girls that I just adore
I'm so happy I can see them more
'Cuz we travel on the bus all day, we get to play, we get to play
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PATH IS FORCLOSED

RATO BTFO
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Cruzlims literally on suicide squad
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PRAYER WARRIOR
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HE DID ITTTTTTTTT

HE GAWWWWWWWN

PUHRAISE JEEZUZ
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HOLY SHIT CRUZ IS DROPPING OUT
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ALL THE NO's Holy fuck im dying
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He just dropped the bomb, they are freaking out
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ITS HAPPENING
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NOOOOOO~
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/pol/ has actually won the nomination of a major political party

kek my shit up senpai, shit's gonna get cray cray
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IT'S ALL OGRE
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>>72877522
FUCK YOU RATTO
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Yeah it sucks when voters get a say doesn't it Ted?
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>picks vp
>drops out
Have you ever seen anything so pathetic?
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BASED
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Welp, at least its a whites only race now
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That was the weakest negative reaction I've ever heard.
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PANCAKE KASICH STILL REMAINS

FUCKING C..UCK
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He's saying it now. Like one person yelled "NOOO" but that's it.
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LEL

Trump's greatest hit list:

Yeb
Little Marco
lyin Ted

This rape train has no brakes.
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Hilary 2016 confirmed
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He said it!!! Campaign SUSPENDED.

Trump cannot be stopped now!
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MEME MAGIC IS REAL

MEME MAGIC IS REAL

MEME MAGIC IS REAL

MEME MAGIC IS REAL

MEME MAGIC IS REAL
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>>72879487
>has only won one state
>"but people will rally around him once it's just him and Trump"

Trump already has a majority of votes in California. Even if all of Cruz' holdout voters go to Kasich, they won't stop him from winning the state, which is all that needs to happen.
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>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER


CRUZ HAS DROPPED OUT
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AND NOW I'M A #CRUZMISSILE
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Whos the sexy slut behind him?
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I suddenly start liking Cruz now.
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>>72879937
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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IT'S HAPPENING ! RATO DONE !
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH GOD

THIS IS FUCKING GREAT

10/10 WOULD HUMILIATE AGAIN
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DICK STATUS: DIAMONDS
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>>72877644
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!

AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA, YEAH!!

FUCK YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

WOO FUCK THE RAT.
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>>72877522

If he's lyin' maybe he isn't really dropping out?
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HOLY FUCK, HE GOT KEKED SO HARD HE DID IT HES DOING IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HES ACTUALLY DROPPING OUT HAHAHAHAHA
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HOLY FUCK

HE'S ACTUALLY DROPPING OUT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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How long until he murders Trump in a zodiac rage
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>>72877522
its fucking ogre

hahaha my friends are gonna be so fucking pissed and i'm gonna laugh
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GOODBYE RATO
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>>72880173
and that guy was a plant
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>>72880174
the best thing about this election cycle has been the dankest of memes desu
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RAT TRAPPED WORKED
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And so the zombie campaign finally realizes its station and drops dead on the spot.
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>>72877522
LYIN
TED
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BRING IN TRUMP! THE FIRE RISES LADS!
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The rat has been exterminated!

Long live God Emperor Trump!
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I LITERALLY CAN'T STOP GIGGLING
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>>72877644
Is this the "hell be fine" of /pol/?
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YES YES YES FUCK YOU RATO FUCK YOU LYIN TED
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God Emperor can finally focus on Shillary now.
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>Trump announces that Ted's father was involved with the JFK assassination
>Ted Cruz instantly ends his campaign

COINCIDENCE ?!
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>>72877644
>said increasingly nervous man
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>CARSON FINALLY AVENGED
>CARSON FINALLY AVENGED
>CARSON FINALLY AVENGED
>CARSON FINALLY AVENGED
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>>72877522

KEK HAS TRIUMPHED
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>>72880365
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>72878806

God forbid Trump names him as VP.
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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We welcome all you #Cruzmissles into the larger tent of God Emperor Trump
We welcome all you #Cruzmissles into the larger tent of God Emperor Trump
We welcome all you #Cruzmissles into the larger tent of God Emperor Trump
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>>72877522
GOODBYE RATO
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PRIESTHOOD FALLING.
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WHAT HAVE WE DONE

THERE'S NO GOING BACK
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>>72877522
Posting in an epic thread
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FIGHT THE POWER
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Come to the guac, friend.
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>Donald Trump will be the GOP nominee
This is it. It's over. Cuckservatives BTFO officially.
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>into the Trump buzz saw
HEROIC
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>>72878806
lol nobody had to promise him anything, he is fucked good.
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Glenn Beck at the moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE6mvTRykmE
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Fuck. I don't know how to feel right now.
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What the fuck is Kasich still doing in this?
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IT'S OVER
NO ONE STANDS IN OUR WAY
MAGA
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GOODNIGHT YOU FUCKING RAT
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TRUMP 2018 CONFIRMED
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I CAN'T STOP SMILING!!
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>>72876061 #
National Enquirer has been printing grainy UFO pics of Cruz' dad hanging out with Lee Harvey Oswald. Twitter has been blowing it up over the last few days. Trump goes on Fox and Friends this early morning and mentions it off hand and muses why no one is talking about. Cruz responds by going on air and looking completely JUST, but doesn't actually deny it. Trump replies with a written statement about how Cruz can't handle the pressure.

http://www.mrctv.org/blog/video-cruz-s-fiery-response-trump-accusing-his-father-killing-jfk

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-responds-to-the-most-recent-outburst-from-ted-cruz
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We have to thank this man for knocking cruz off his high horse.
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>>72879760
THE
PREISTHOOD
RISES
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Toasting in epic bread
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WHAT DOES GLENN KEK HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS?
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>>72880941

making sure the primaries see it to the end.

That way we don't have a bunch of remaining delegates unbound.

If he drops, then it goes immediately to a brokered convention where the GOP might nigger their way into a Jeb nomination.
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Wow, I actually felt kind of bad for Rato. I'd like to see him as Supreme Court Justice.
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INDIANA SLAYED THE RAT! HOOSIERS RIDE ETERNAL!
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TRUMP / CRUZ CALLING IT NOW
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mfw
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CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

FUCK YES
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why is kasich still here
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>>72881093
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type "el RATO" in google translate
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IVE CALLED THIS SINCE AUGUST, ITS TIME TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!! FUCK THE RAT, FUCK MEXICO, WERE MAKING IT GREAT !!!!
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I put "el rato" into google and this is what I get.

Bretty gud
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F
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>>72881261
he wants to eat free food
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TED CRUZ = KEKOLDED
JOHN KASICH = KEKOLDED
CARLY FIORINA = DOUBLE KEKOLDED
EVERYONE BUT TRUMP = TRUMPED AND SCHLONGED
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>>72880103
>kike
>white
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THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
THE MADMAN RISES
>THE MADMAN RISES
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>>72877522
Press F to pay respects.

F
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Who's Trumps vp pick? Any insight?
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>Kasich
>4th place
>In a 2 man race

Holy shit LEL
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MAKE
AMERICA
GREAT
AGAIN
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>>72881462
F-TED
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>>72877522
BTFO
T
F
O
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>>72881462
F
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THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT I'VE EVER GOTTEN
REST IN PISS CRUZ
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What an absolute idiot.
You pick a running mate, knowing damn well you won't win, and then just quit.
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>>72880941
STUFFING HIS FACE HE'S A NERVOUS WRECK
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MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
A
K
E

A
M
E
R
I
C
A

G
R
E
A
T

A
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A
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>>72881389
I feel bad for Carly. They wouldn't even give her a spot to debate.

Yeah, it probably wouldn't have made much of a difference, but it's still really shitty what they did to her.
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GLENN BECK ***LITERALLY*** ON SUICIDE WATCH

RIP CHEETOS MAN
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>>72877522
Watching his speech now on Fox, if I had a cigar I'd be smoking right about now
Donald showed up to the RNC's house, kicked their asses, and threw them out of their own birthday party
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BYE BYE LYIN' TED! You fucking RAT!

NO MERCY WILL BE SHOWN TO LIARS!
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pic related

(It's Cruz later tonight)
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>>72877522
CNN is reporting it and it's been confirmed on New Zealands National Radio.
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>>72880441
>did we start the fire?
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CRUZ HAS BEEN BRUISED
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>>72881462
F
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Fpp2VT5lk

ITS ALL OVER
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>that feel when I liked Cruz and Trump

Sad to see him go, but there can only be one.

Fuck Kasich, though.
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Anyone got that image of Trump slaying the Political Correctness dragon, with Jeb saying: "What a man!"
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>>72877522
Fuck, now nothing exciting until November.
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>>72881327
Kekd
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>>72877522
POST YFW TRUMP BECOMES PRESIDENT!
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Was dropping out part of Cruz and Kasich's double team strategy?
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>>72881673

I can't wait to see what kind of apeshit nonsense Beck does after this.

It's gong to be more JUST than JUST could ever be.
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Did I miss his announcement?
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STICKY THIS
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WE DID IT REDDIT !!!
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>>72879301
Amazing
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IS GLEN BECK OK?

I genuinely worried
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>>72881574

Making a show of picking a running mate was a desperate attempt to salvage some voters for Indiana
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>>72881673
it burns
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So now who is going to be the VP extreme? For the king?
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Kasich isn't going to be able to even reach Cruz's number of delegates; he's pretty much out of the question.

This is it, boys. No more bullshitting over the "Republican Establishmentâ„¢" and blaming it on wishy-washy targets like Jeb or Marco or Ted or Israel or motherfucking anything other than the unrelenting liberal horde.

This summer, it's Trump and Hillary. The big leagues are finally here, and I can only hope our boy is ready.
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TED IS DED
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>>72877522
I'm actually quite sad. I didn't realize I liked him so much. I remember when he was good to The Don, I liked him but when he started lying I kinda stopped following him, but its sad to see him go. I have a lot of respect for the guy, I've seen a few videos of him and I actually do agree with some, not all, policies. Either way, go Trump. I'm two bottles of wine down but it's not the happiest of night, honestly.

Bye Cruz :(((
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DING DONG
THE RAT IS DEAD
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>>72881673
we covered them in napalm bro, COVERED!!! BABIES ON FIRE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA8sZgx7ZK8
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>>72878472

YES

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THIS IS IT

IT"S HAPPENING

FUCKING HOLY FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I"M CRYING RIGHT NOW BOYS

IVE BEEN RIDING THE TRUMP TRAIN SINCE JUNE AND NOW WE HERE
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Sticky when?
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GOLLY I HAVE TO FACE THE DON ALONE NOW
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>>72881890
Glen Beck on suicide watch.
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>>72881737
I love these drawings, they're so cute
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>>72881890

He's running the car in a closed garage as we speak.
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>>72882016
Rubio. The party wants an established VP and Rubio will help secure Florida. He's the ying of the Trump campaign.
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>>72880559
This image almost gets me as hard as Cruz dropping out
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Now into general season. We are entering the 4th shadow realm now
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toasting this epic bread
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>>72882076
He's fourth place in a 1 man race.
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>>72881462
F
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>>72882259
and a guaranteed Trump assassination
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>>72877522
IM FUCKING SCREAMING

PRAISE KEK

Y E S
E
S
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>>72882112

Fuck that. He's a nutjob. He literally thinks Jesus is going to appear on Earth next week and be his friend. They'll hang out, go see movies together, etc.

Good riddance. And I say that about a fellow leaf.
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>>72881904
yankees win again
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eradicaTED
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Ted is Ded
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>>72877522
>the zodiac killer is kill
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>>72881904
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>>72881836
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>>72882138

WHICH OLD RAT?
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>>72882159

We should have had a sticky some time ago.
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I'M FULL MASS
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>https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/ted-cruz-drops-out-of-the-republican-presidential-race/2016/05/03/8f955a06-0fe7-11e6-81b4-581a5c4c42df_story.html
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What were their names /pol/?
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>>72882379
>>72882379
MODS MODS MODS
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golly gee oh man. i can't believe this aw shucks.
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Trump isn't supposed to get this far. We were just memeing him in the beginning because it was fun and he's a mad man. Now he's gonna be the nominee. We rigged all the polls in the beginning and the memes took off. Now he's the fucking nominee, you told me that any of this would be happening last may I would have laughed and thought we were going to get Bush again. No one was prepared for this.
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>>72877522
B T F O
T
F
O
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>>72881597
Poor Carly was only a VP for a week :^(
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>>72882149
SERIOUSLY THEY SAID IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE.

THEY SAID HE WOULD PEAK

THEY SAID HE COULDN'T WIN

SHILLARY WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT.
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>>72882679

/pol/ memes are more powerful than you think.
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>>72882259
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>>72882627
Uhhh...
Jeb, and then there was..... you know, the fat guy.
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>>72882311

Down the rabbit hole we go.
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>>72878057

so did nbc...
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>>72882627
Wasn't one of them Guacman?
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>>72881486
>mfw it's General Mattis
Please, let meme magic be real.
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>>72882679
Meme magic is too real. Will Trump stump Shillary?
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>>72882679
M E M E
A
G
I
C
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>>72880659
You think trump is going to name as vp someone who called him a pathological liar and said choosing rump is going into the abyss? Not a chance.

Cruz didn't need to be bought, he's been fuckin raked over the coals this week by everyone he meets, his fundraising has collapsed, his delegates are abandoning ship, and no one I. The establishment wants to touch him because they can't even use him to obstruct Donald.

The only reason he dropped out is because a win in Indiana would have made it very unlikely trump wouldn't get 1237, and any further campaigning would have been an exercise in humiliation and self-debasement. Cruz should already have dropped out by his own standards.
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>>72882679
>virginal /pol/ troglodyte thinks he had any impact on anything ever
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>>72882259
>lightweight
>sweater
>little marco
intothetrash
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SHUCKS GOLLE GEE OH MAN DARN DOGGONNIT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGn7085gZo
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Do you guys think Ivanka will be our Horus?
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>Cruz getting BTFO on live TV
popcorn.jpg
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>>72883054

Trump should name a 2nd generation mexican ultra conservative as VP. Or Ben Carson.
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>>72877522

Now that it's a 1vs1 against Kasich,Trump doesn't stand a chance. I am now a #KasichMissile
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>>72882679
Meme. Magic. Is. Real.
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>>72882914

It's going to be Howard Stern.

Screencap.
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>>72881486
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>>72882925
What chance does she have against someone with 10x her charisma and will play just as dirty as her and call her out on all of her bullshit?
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>waxed like khalid sheik mohammed's back

ABSOLUTELY BANTZED
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>>72882679
>the single greatest political force the world has ever seen is a bunch of 15yo dweebs who shitpost on malaysian tupperware exchange site
i truly have hope for the next generation
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THE KING REMAINS SUPREME
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>>72882235
Who is the artist? I've seen several of these drawn in this style.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAEDQwMtf4o
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>>72883206
Jim Webb
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>>72882870

He name was Chrispie Cream
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>>72881848
He probably goes full Westbaro Baptist

America has failed to live up to Becks standard, and must therefore burn to the ground as punishment
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Did Rafael endorse Trump?

Is he going to endorse him?
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I think we should try being nice to the Cruz missiles now.
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>>72883333
nice get, I watched his speech on CNN, thank you senator.
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>>72883054

I don't really think he'd pick Cruz as VP, but I'm pretty cynical about politics. However one thing I like about Trump is that he's not a typical politician. He's like the Rob Ford of you guys.
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>>72880559
If Trump is elected, everyone in America will get their own anime little sister.

If you vote for him, you get two.
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Holy shit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztCxilMDyDo
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>>72877522
It's OGRE
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>>72883395

I can't fucking wait.

First Ben, and now possibly this.

Today has been like Christmas man.
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Goddamn, CNN BTFO of Kasich! everytime his name is brought up, its "HAHAHAH HAHAH HA!"
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>>72883378

No, he needs a black or mexican just to shutup the "hes racist because hes republican!" shit that got obama elected.
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>>72883365
I've got no idea
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>>72883378
IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME
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>tfw no more /comfy/ threads where we complain about Rato's tricks

I missed Jeb, and now there's this.
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>>72882829

>ID ZERG

MAYMAY MAGIC BROTHER
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Guys? GUYS!!!

What did he mean by this?
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>>72882520
THE CUBAN RAT
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Anyone else gonna miss him? It was pretty entertaining watch him fall apart over this last week
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>>72883452
why would trump support incestual pedophilia
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>>72883895
is this why you lose if you destroy your enemies?
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>>72883420
He did not, but he might later. Rubio for instance says we need to rally around Trump.
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Life is different now. How will we cope without Rato to rag on? I almost wish he didn't drop out. It's very bittersweet.
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Someone go check on Glenn Beck. Has he blown his brains out yet?
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>>72883951
Kek
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>>72884051
RIP RATO
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>>72884051
Not as much as we all miss Jeb.
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>>72884051

It's not like he's dead. He'll still be around the edges, being a shit-tier idiot. I bet he endorses Hillary instead of the Lord Emperor.
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>>72883911
ZERG-G-G-UUUU

APPLIED MEMEATICS COULDN'T STOP US, SHILLARY'S DEAD.
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>>72881916
It was weird and presumptuous and the behaviour of a loser.

You have to earn the right no name a VP pick by first winning delegates to secure a nomination, be hadn't. And then you name the VP at the party conference so you get a boost against you actual Dem. opponent in the general, not a boost against a fellow Repub. candidate for the nomination, thats just saying I am a loser who needs to spend general election ammunition in the primary, and why vote for a loser?
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>>72877522
I came
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Holy shit Megyn Kelly sounds like she's on the verge of tears while she reads off about how Trump is the only real candidate left.
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>>72884144
it's time to step the hillary memes into overdrive.
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>>72879301
kekked
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who /cruzmissle/ for trump now?

we need to man the fuck up and realize this is us against hillary.
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>picks Fiorina as VP
>drops out within a week
Well, at least his campaign lasted longer HP.
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>>72884223
Dammit, you just reminded me.
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>>72884156
The first man to commit suicide via Cheeto dust. RIP
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>>72884353
God Bless America.
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I'm #Basic4Kasich now. And if you have any semblance of decency, you are too.
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>>72883951
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>>72884492
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this black guy on CNN really hates trump
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>>72883895
But the Hillary Meme factory is about to go into overdrive for the existential threat to America that is Hillary Clinton.
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>>72879301
Top kek
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>>72884618
FIRE UP THE MEME MACHINE BOYS

TIME TO UNLOAD ON CROOKED HILLARY
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>>72883452
you fucking wioerdo
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>>72884735

Hes done. We need to unite against hillary and the SJWs. Give that shit up.

Trump may be a piece of shit, but I'm voting for him out of spite because of how evil SJWs and the Clintons are.
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God damnit we've done it /pol/. Now it's us against the libs. One more fight and the God Emperor ascends.
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>>72882408
nah, trump don't need to assassinate no one
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WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW?

Can anyone tell me what is going to happen with the primaries and delegates after this? Does everything go to Trump now or what will happen???? Trump will fight vs Kasich in California? What will happen if Kasic drops out too???

Explain please thanks
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>>72882679
We will meme Trump into the Oval Office.
We will meme the first man to Mars.
We will meme immortality.
And, in 1,000 years, our meme magic will be strong enough to make anime real.
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>>72882679
I was dying inside when bush was the frontrunner, but based uncle ben took his votes and trump just finished him off!!! Let us not forget ben carson who was taking on bush in the beging and critie who killed the robot
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>>72885056
Make my dick great again.
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>>72883637
>>72883365
>>72882235
I really wish I could know if my collection is complete or not. They're absolutely perfect for meme magic and the spirit of 2016, although they just won't be posted after today because Trump just fucking won.
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>>72883064
Maye if you had the ability to keep your eyes open during the past six months you could have seen all the polls we rigged.
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>>72882679
trump is prepared, buckle up buckeroo
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>>72883490
sauce please.
I know its acting but that face
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>>72885056
With cruz out, the nomination is guaranteed to go to Trump.
It's officially over
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>>72881673
No, it's been burning since the world's been turning
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>>72885056

Its over. Trump won the nomination. Do your best to fuck over Hillary. Its the now the responsibility of ALL of us, even if we were for cruz.
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>>72883365
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=sima_naoteng

FOUND IT
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>>72883895
Get ready for /hillaryhate/
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>>72885056
Its holders choice. Rubio is keeping his. Carson just gave his to Trump. The exception is Kasich. If he drops, Ohio state law gives all 66 to Trump. But he's hungry. He won't drop.
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