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>TRUMP FORCE ONE, CAGOP SPEECH
https://youtu.be/tIpRk1INPUw?t=3m00s
(LAST ONE FROM ME, MAGA)
>DON DESTROYS TED
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-responds-to-the-most-recent-outburst-from-ted-cruz
TED CRUZ ABSOLUTELY MELTS DOWN
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/05/03/cruz_explodes_pathological_liar_trump_a_narcissist_at_a_level_i_dont_think_this_country_has_ever_seen.html
INDIANA POLLS CLOSE TODAY AT 6:00 PM EDT
>DELEGATES The Winner 1002 / The Defiler: 570 / The Devourer: 157
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule
LATEST BANTZ
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
RALLIES
>South Bend, IN 5/2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHuMW7haS8
>Carmel, IN 5/2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qf1eUb-9L8
>Fort Wayne, IN 5/1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nTc1j3Mipc
>Terre Haute, IN 5/1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYWTifoFLmE
>Trump at CAGOP 4/29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2SeiwllHBc
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/3/16
https://youtu.be/wEbWlVCCDNo
>Trump on Hannity 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVtZGl-guPU
>Trump on CNN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAY3UbtHCTk
>Trump on O’Reilly 4/28/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT0r6IL4ICs
>Trump on CNN 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ruJIfhIHYA
ENTERTAINMENT
>300: Making America Great Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiMOK-iCrWg
>Trump Supporter Walks through Hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWw8cTEN14
>Unofficial Trump Campaign Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD7inyUaA6Y
>Trump Eludes SanFran Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6etpHp_26s
>Niskey Rants about the Anti-Trump Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSRSyBZGbOk
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb2stN7kH28
THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
MAGA
So how long until we get results from Indiana?
Probably around 8pm EST?
THIS
GET TUNED IN NOW!
DR MICHAEL SAVAGE IS ON THE AIR
>"The talk-radio godfather of Trumpamania"
http://tunein.com/radio/The-Savage-Nation-p20626/
http://www.iheart.com/live/ksfo-560-5343/
http://www.talkstreamlive.com/program/michael_savage/
http://streema.com/radios/play/23868
THE #1 PRO TRUMP VOICE ON THE AIRWAVES
MOOOOVEMENT
>>72842659
SO cute!
WHO'S #CARRYINGRANDLET HERE?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzY3dh1yb2g
DOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLDDDDDDDD
PAINT IT RED, DONALD
trump likes to curse when he gets angry
Lmaoo wait he actually brought up suicide or is /pol/ memeing?
>>72842659
Remove the dog ears and it'll be more tolerable, at least you got rid of the detestable fangs.
TOO MUCH FUCKING ENERGY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>72842763
Just under 3 hours from now
When do the results come in, for PST?
this is a tough business donald
>>72841839
what do you mean by "get off the reservation" ?
JUST GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING DELEGATES ALREADY YOU ORANGE FUCK
>>72842851
THE
>>72842815
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/05/glenn-beck-distress-warns-indiana-dont-screw-ill-suicide-watch/
Who is from NJ here? Trumpers unite to watch Ted die
Just got back from the polling station. It's not looking good, guys. I voted Trump but it seems like most of my fellow Indianans were put off by those JFK remarks. I think Trump might actually flub this one.
Indianafag here!
MAGA all the way!
Indiana WILL Make America Great Again
>>72842815
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=glenn+beck+suicide
POST YOUR WOWBUTTERS
>The sound of a thrashing fish on the end of a hook
MAGA
>>72842875
PRIESTHOOD
>>72842830
Oh shit.
Sweet.
>>72842861
It sort of means "gone rogue"
>>72842815
He did, very much so. No memery.
DAILY REMINDER
TRUMP/WEBB 2016
IT'S HAPPENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMLEEmP2ssE
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
>tfw Trump General will be the Mecca of memes in a few hrs.
>>72842878
lel, im starting to think meme magic is real
>>72842861
She's being offensive towards Native Americans.
>>72842885
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>72842912
RISING
https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/727574852127723520
>>72842789
>oop, too slow, Joe!
Solid
>>72842883
Oh Damn! Im /908/ but still stuck in Montreal...fug
(Pic is Donald Jr's response to the Cruz Meltdown today)
>>72842829
That breaks my heart.
BUILD THE WALL
>>72842829
;_;
>>72842945
>meme magic is real
there is no reason to doubt that
2 NEW NATIONAL POLLS!
http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/polls/nbc-surveymonkey-24429
>National Republican Primary
>NBC News/SurveyMonkey 4/25-5/1
>>>>>>>>>>Donald Trump 56%
>Ted Cruz 22%
>John Kasich 14%
>Undecided 7%
>No Answer 1%
"Muh Ceiling"
http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/polls/morning-consult-24431
>National Republican Primary
>Morning Consult 4/29-5/2
>>>>>>>>>>>Donald Trump 56%
>Ted Cruz 20%
>John Kasich 13%
>Undecided 7%
>Other 4%
again "Muh Ceiling"
CALIFORNIA!
http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/polls/surveyusa-kabc-scng-24427
>California Republican Presidential Primary
>SurveyUSA/KABC/SCNG 4/27-4/30
>>>>>>>>>>Donald Trump 54%
>Ted Cruz 20%
>John Kasich 16%
>Undecided 10%
>>72842903
>>72842633
>tfw you will never be invited to fly on Trump Force One
>>72842815
He brought it up. WE create reality. Glenn Beck is just one of our characters.
>>72842885
(You)r country doesn't matter, leaf.
LEL
>>72842778
VP TIER LIST:
LIKELY :
Webb, Rubio, Carson
AUDIT THE FED:
#StandTallwithRandPaul
GOAT:
NEWT GINGRICH
Recap of yesterday
>Cruz: This election is a battle between good and evil
>Glenn Beck plans #TuesdayFast
>Rasmussen poll has Trump beating Hillary
>Clinton says she wants a cabinet that’s 50/50 men and women
>Manafort asked about Jim Webb VP possibility
>says it’s too premature to answer that
>Cal poll Trump +34
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Morning Joe panel laughs at Cruz
>Mika not amused
>Trump trolls Cruz hard and almost breaks him
>Trump on Fox and Friends: “His father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald being shot…nobody even brings it up”
>Remark about body of Christ “a disgrace”
>Cruz: Trump is an utterly amoral bully, narcissist, pathological liar
>Cruz: Hedi wasn’t pretty enough for him
>Cruz: Trump “describes his battle with venereal disease as his own personal Vietnam”
>LA Times: Cruz’s campaign relies on three wealthy donors
>Beck’s decent into madness continues
>Beck: We were losing the Civil War until Abraham Lincoln called for a day of fasting, prayer, and humiliation
>Drudge headline that “mocks people who believe in God” is a sign we’re done
>Tells Indiana “If you guys screw this up. I’m going to be pissed at you…I will be suicidal”
>”Tell me another time in our nation's history that you have witnessed where Indiana matters”
>Fuck the ceiling: Trump now at 56% approval among GOP voters
>Trump releases a statement in response to Cruz’s outburst
>”Today’s ridiculous outburst only proves what I have been saying for a long time, that Ted Cruz does not have the temperament to be President of the United States.”
Afternoon
>CNN commentator equates Indiana electing a governor that was a KKK member to voting for Trump
>Media watchdog criticizes ABC for having domestic Terrorist say “Make America Great Again” in Quantico
>Rodger Stone goes nuclear
>When @HillaryClinton speaks of "dealing with men who sometimes get off the reservation"assume she means her husbands [sic] rapes @ClintonsWar
>>72842912
RISING!
Can't wait for the Trump victory speech tonight.
MAGA!
>>72842883
i wish i was american so i could revel in the glory of campaigning for trump
>>72842815
He looks like he's gained a lot of weight from stress-eating
At this point the trail of carnage Trump has blazed should be chronicled, I can't even remember how many people have literally destroyed their own lives, careers, and mental health by going up against him
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/727575277161857024
Hillary bracing for her defeat
In a couple of interviews Trump talked about how he was doing well in a poll from Nebraska. I didn't think he would do well in that hellhole so I was surprised but I can't find what poll he was talking about, anybody got it?
>>72842885
>A FUCKING LEAF
What'd you do, drive the 5 hours down from Toronto and apply for citizenship, then make a return trip, all in under a day? Fuck, El rato could at least have the decency to use an American proxy.
>>72843036
Based RecapAnon
>>72842829
;_;
>>72842893
Looks like he's going bald. He has nothing on Donald.
>>72843035
>rubio trumps vp
are you high?
Fast&Furious - Handing guns to Mexicans and then saying "See our guns are landing in the hands of illegals, we need gun control"
EVERYBODY stop for a second and bask in the glory.
>>72842772
Aesthetically you have the best flag imo.
>>72843024
top kek
Would you?
How is anyone still supporting Drumpf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkCifM0kDd0
Anyone trolling the shit out of the #Indianaprimary tag on twitter today?
>>72843018
>swede
>post a nigger
Figured you would
TRUMP UP BIG IN WEST VIRGINIA
TRUMP 61
CRUZ 22
KASICH 14
https://twitter.com/LukeBrinker/status/727574799086718976
INCASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT
ROGER STONE
DROPPING BOMBS
GOING NUCLEAR
https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/727571656911130624
>>72843137
Oh, there's not even a fucking doubt.
>>72843036
I'm archiving your posts here:
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tnn
>>72843026
Not with that attitude you won't.
>>72843155
>drumpf
get cucked ahmed
>tfw still no Trump HQ in my state to volunteer for
Count to ten, Donald.
>>72843024
oh fuck
>>72843118
Can you follow anything besides the road to mecca? Foam party is definitely a contender
>>72842945
>>72842945
this whole election is driven by mememagic
>>72843203
>https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tnn
DOING THE LORD'S WORK
does anyone think cruz doth protest too much?
if they are just silly national enquirer stories, YOU DON'T EVEN DIGNIFY THEM WITH RESPONSES
1) affairs
2) dad was hanging around Oswalt
being baited into responding pretty much proves there's something there
Trumpgen has fallen to a new low.
These utterly pathetic, grasping, desperate attacks on the last decent man in politics in the US, are utterly reprehensible.
Ted Cruz would never bring up Donald's whore-loving, heroin-addicted, philandering father. He would never attack another candidates' family. There are some things more important than politics, but the NEETs retards on here will NEVER understand that because they'll never know what it feels like to have someone unconditionally love them.
Fuck this site, you're all complete and total cunts. Cruz is a decent man who spilled his guts out and you assholes spat on him, and you think it's funny?
You people deserve Trump, you've dug your own grave, now fucking lie in it.
Me and Cruz have a higher power on our side. Whatever happens, His plan is greater than all of us, and He NEVER forgets our personal conduct. Trump does not ask forgiveness from the almighty. His reward, and your reward, will be known to you in due time. And you will burn in hell for eternity for what you've done to the last, best hope for mankind.
>>72843036
Thank you, anon.
>>72843069
The SS Rat is a sinking ship, and we all know what rats do in that situation
Never Trump is dead, Republicans love a winner, I wouldn't be surprised if Cruz loses Nebraska even though, as a cow state, it's Cruz Cuntry
RATO GOES FULL RUBIO
USES "MUH DIK" ARGUMENT AGAINST TRUMP
https://twitter.com/MichaelLaRosaDC/status/727559976487559168
>Cruz father killed JFK
>Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
Trump does not know what he's going up against. If he wins Indiana, he will most certainly lose his life.
>>72843178
Swedes have been conditioned to racemix. Not even joking.
>>72843223
I swear in some of cruz's pictures he reminds me of chris chan.
Cruz can still win this guys
>>72843035
It's going to be a Female
>>72843178
well since Justin "gas the kikes" Bieber dated her, i figure it was alright, also its nothing new that i like my women of the more ethnic kind
also she isnt a nigger, at most she is a nigress
I am losing my mind at work here, /pol/, I can't stop laughing
>Trump suggests Cruz's dad helped Lee Harvey Oswald
>Cruz loses it and flips out calling Trump a liar and evil
>Trump issues press release saying "Lyin' Ted" has lost his mind and can't cope with the stress of losing and is obviously unfit to be president of the US
It's utterly fucking perfect.
there anything fun i should watch? or should i just get back to work and come back for the results?
>>72842815
Hopefully he streams it on /pol/
>>72843188
TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROADS
>>72843188
The next weeks are gonna be a slaughter. Cruz and Kasich should drop out today.
>The day America collectively sperged out
>>72843119
>I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
>>72843203
thanks, expect the post to grow once results come in
>>72843055
>Hillary pretending that she cares about Americans
Makes me sick.
>>72842829
>>72842999
>>72843000
>>72843111
Trips of sadness ;_;
voting for Trump won't stop your daughter from getting blacked
Choo Choo mother fuckers!
Liberal tears will flow like wine tonight.
MAGA!
hmmmm...
Holy shit, Cruz is having a bigger meltdown than Rubio's. This is pathetic.
>>72843311
At work as well. I've not gotten one thing done today.
>>72843245
dude he said he has no interest in doing it and trumps supporters would hate him since the mudfight over FL. No way trump would name little marco as VP
>>72843352
That's Bill today
America tomorrow
>>72843035
>Newt
Ground control to Major Don
>>72843333
Holy rigmarole,
>>72843315
Just go back to work, anon.
The show hasn't even started yet.
>>72843155
SO FUCKING SMUG!!!
Thank you based sunglasses man.
WHORES FOR TRUMP
>>72843338
>ALMOST HEAVEN
>TRUMP VIRGINA
>>72843035
>tfw none of the betting markets have Webb
It's killing me
>>72843275
Just post minions, this is sad.
>>72843311
I wonder if that was actually the plan when he said that. It was silly but Ted's rage eclipsed it.
>>72843137
Short haired blondes are my kryptonite. I'd fuck a twink with that haircut.
>>72842816
That' an already existing British Anime character.
Anyways, AWOOOOOOOOO
W-will the Ted memes survive the next 24 hours lads?
>>72842778
I really hope Rand gets with Trump, I guess since his senate seat is at risk he is being forced to be in the grey area. Likely Kentucky GOPe/McConnell people are threatening him with opposition during the senate primary.
>>72843374
SLOW AND STEADY
>>72842633
it's easy being a crooked cop knowing many drug dealers who can threat the life of the guy your daughter wanna give her pussy, but it must be very hard not knowing a proper mother for your kid
General has been fucked plowing all day. Fucking great times
>>72843415
He got absolutely bruised you fucking leaf did you even watch this shit? He had basically not a single argument against TrusTED!
>>72842850
YES
YES
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
the most spooky thing I seen in a while
>>72843306
Thats the kind of thing a conventional politician would do. It didn't work for McCain, there are no good female options, it's just blatant vaginal pandering. I think Team Trump is smarter than that
>>72843188
WHAT THE FUCK.
>>72843409
will do. seems like the only thing going on is the election.
>>72843374
>>72843463
Are you ready for 7 months of Shillary memes?
>>72843241
that comic is so fucking hype
what does pol think about it?
>>72842976
Ladies and gentlemen, rato's #1 supporter.
>>72843463
ted yes
beck well um
>>72843495
ey mang
>>72843352
Hillary is poisoning him. When he dies, the rapes die with him.
>>72843188
Good thing for the GOPe that they rigged the fuck out of WV and made the ballot obnoxiously confusing to make it almost impossible for the right delegates to be chosen.
>>72843374
GUAC RISE
>tfw Glenn beck commits suduko
>>72843188
wew
oh boy
>>72843188
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>72842829
B-based ;__;
>>72843539
>>72842815
People are going to vote for Trump just to see if he's going to do it.
Hoosierfag here. just got home from voting for Lord Trump
I'M WINNING DONALD
COUNT TO TEN DONALD
>>72843188
CAN'T
STOP
WINNING
>>72843539
Crooked Hillary was just a shot across the bow. I literally can't wait to see Trump do to her what he did to ¡Yeb!
>>72843028
Another one fucked by psyops, because mental wounds don't heal.
>>72843425
>WHORES FOR TRUMP
>>72843556
>muh widow sympathy
wouldn't be a bad trick
>>72843602
Ceiling
>>72843374
JEB SURGE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>72843515
that cunt smile
TED IS A MESS
>>72843627
Good man, Hoosierbro
The Emperor's Light shines on you today
If the collected polls are corrected we will have a strong Trump victory and some Bernouts on suicide watch togheter with Glenn Beck
ROFL
>>72843188
RAT OBLITERATED
>>72842430
His donors should've walked weeks ago. They really should've walked after last Tuesday.
>>72843173
>I think you've got a skewed idea of what Trump is all about
>>72842976
Glenn is a mess
>/x/ thread about serial killers that were never caught
>immediately derailed by "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer" memes
>People start arguing that it's actually Bernie Sanders
I love this election.
>>72843705
>Sincerely,
kek
>>72843374
spot the outlier
>>72843602
>TRUMP 61%
>LYIN' TED 22%
>PANCAKES 14%
God bless West Virginia
>>72843602
B-B-BUT MUH CEILING!!!
>>72843705
HOOK LINE AND SINKER
>>72842999
>>72843000
>>72843111
Checkmate atheists, dead Trumpet is BTFO Mexicans with his based triple trips from beyond the grave.
>Ted supports spanking
Well I guess that's why his daughter doesn't want him to touch her.
>>72843035
It will be Cruz.
This will happen within the next two weeks.
>>72843602
Cruz new ceiling confirmed 22%
>>72843370
>having a daughter
>>72843118
Only way I see this occuring is if he meets with Rubio and see's that he's just a kid, and takes him under his wing, unteaches him Bush's cuck ways.
>LYIN' TED!
>>72843173
God's work, anon
Happy Cruz Elimination Day, everyone!
>>72843776
It's not spanking that caused that. It's what comes later.
>>72843705
>that fucking sincerely
Trump is a king
>>72843137
going for the smackhead hooker look.
me likie
Who CNN HD here?
>>72843352
I actually believe >>72843556 Ol' Bill came to my high school in '08 and looked literally 6000000x better, and he was drunk af.
>>72843608
40K and Trump mix just too well.
After his presidency we'll be fighting green coons, deep space mudslime elves and Slaanesh SJW hordes
>>72843119
Don't forget Leland Yee. Trump needs to bring both up.
So now it's confirmed for Cruz being involved in the JFK assassination, does this open the door to any other nefarious doings?
Roswell cover-up? Moon landing hoax? Worshipping Moloch the owl statue at Bohemian Grove? Chemtrails?
The american elections are a mess.
Why do you guys have delegates?
>>72843751
>Downs Center
EVERY TIME
>>72843756
that guy >.>
Topkek
I posted the video of fiorina falling 2 days ago.
One gorillian views yesterday. 800k views today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6g6Emv3Oc0&feature=youtu.be
>>72843548
Link comic?
>>72843137
No.
But muh dick says yes. 8/10 for making me want to level my comfort zone.
>>72843390
True, Aquafresh. Hillghazi will give us all her HPV first, then shit her AIDS all over.
Trump is the antiseptic to all librul filth.
>>72843188
Make Moonshine great again!
MEGA!
anyone have a good edit of this?
>>72843855
to thwart the will of the voters
>>72843602
6-60 is his ceiling tho right?
>>72843705
>sincerely Donald J. Trump
the cherry on top
>>72843843
Muslims are more in line with Tyrannids.
>>72843824
>It's what comes later.
fear?
Trumps muslim immigration ban is going to spark a new wave of cyber crime and this puppet Donald will have nothing ready fro that. You will see if he wins.
>>72843855
Your parties don't even let people vote. Fuck off yuropoor
According to CNN, Cruz had a huge local radio support squad shilling for him, but they aren't being Cruz missiles anymore. What does this mean?
>>72843821
cheers
>>72843873
i hope you montetized that shit
>>72843173
> my black fiancee's kids.
top banter mate.
>Jeb! got "The End" played on /pol/ when he dropped out
what song does Lyin' Ted get?
>>72843944
Fuck off Achmed.
>>72843137
She looks like a German frau out of the '20s. Holy fuck I'd destroy her Aryan vagina.
>>72843751
>IPFW/Downs (Syndrome) Center
They have excellent accuracy for being wrong 100% of the time.
>>72843311
Trump can play these morons like a fucking fiddle
GOOD AFTERNOON, TRUMPGENFAGS!!
HOPE THIS POST FINDS YOU 'RILED UP FOR VICTORY!!!
>>72843402
>>72843495
CHAPLAIN!! METALGEAR!!
WILL RATO ACTUALLY COMMIT SUICIDE TONIGHT????
So guys will Beck do it?
All the ex-Cruz, Rubio, etc supporters will vote for Trump in the general election right?
Or will most of them just not vote at all?
>>72843916
That really was the best part.
>>72843756
Kristol is getting ass ravaged on Hannity right now for trying to get a 3rd Party in the race to keep Trump from winning. Fucking piece of shit.
>>72843402
Newt is by any measure the most qualified, but Trump already has the south locked up no matter who he picks, so I don't think its a strategic choice.
I can't take this anymore /pol/. Those Threads are moving too fast, please stop moving so fast.
>>72843927
Among other things. He's a pretty big guy...
Result when ? 19h EST?
>>72843833
CSPAN Radio here
Listening to a Hillary speech and she can't pronounce the word Appalachian.
>>72843878
http://exhentai.org/g/925826/398a030152
>>72843602
>the roof is on fire confirmed celebratory song for the day
Guys...I'm feeling bad for rato, just like I felt bad for Jeb! and Rubio. Is Trump being too harsh on his enemy?
>>72843927
It is extremely painful.
For her.
We.. we are going to win tonight...right?
>>72844037
In about 3.5 hours
>>72843705
:DDDDDDDDDDD
>>72844006
I hope Beck will
>>72844032
S L O W A N D S T E A D Y
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>>72844007
PLEASE
Post your experiences wearing your MAGA hats
Today in class I wore it and some girl looked up from her phone and stared at me. Also a girl said "That hat makes me want to kill myself" and a girl flipped me off as she drove by.
Rally when?
>>72843989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>72844002
IPFW is cancer anyways, bunch of bernie fags. Well, actually I guess that's sadly all colleges here.
>>72843705
M A D M A N
A
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M
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>>72842633
>Ted Cruz absolutely melts down.
Yeah, but where though? Thing is, when something melts, it completely loses its form and goes all over. You're grasping at straws more than he was.
>>72844006
>HOPE THIS POST FINDS YOU 'RILED UP FOR VICTORY!!!
You know it, High energy anon, you know it. Fucking hype
>>72843980
Nah, always for the lolz
>>72844062
>Feeling bad for Rato
I can understand Jeb, but Rato?
Get a grip
>>72843657
This.
Then Trump brings out Benghazi widows, destroys her, then she realizes she killed bill for no reason.
GET BECK OFF THE DECK
>>72844040
She's having mini-strokes
>>72844082
>3.5
God damn it /g/, you were here?
>>72844061
That's probably the most famous cartoon dick on the internet. Is there anything it hasn't been photoshopped onto yet?
>>72843370
would u guys vote for cruz if you got to do her once, up the bum?
>>72844010
Cruz supporters will probably be voting Hillary.
>>72844062
Nah. Jeb and rube left when they had to. The rat is trying to be a spoiler fuck.
>>72844062
El rato deserves it
>>72844061
I recognize that bulge!
>>72844158
yep
>>72843873
I remember when it 1,200. Fug.
>>72844010
Cruz voters are old people who will vote for whatever candidate has an R in front of their name in the general election
Why is trump saying if he wins indiana its over?
>>72844010
At the end of the day they all hate hillary. But the most important thing is that Trump's campaign is positive and exciting and that's what will get amerifats off to vote.
It's the same way Obama beat Hillary, McCain, and Romney.
Watching Indiana local channels, a reporter was just asked lived about what he has been seeing.
He said that he has talked to several Trumps supporters, when asked about Cruz he said...
>uh Cruz? uh, yeah...a , uh... we talked to one Cruz supporter
>>72842992
Holy fuck
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
LIGHT THE FUSE END THE CRUZ
>Ted and Trump were once friends, brothers in arms against the corrupt Washington establishment
>Now they are bitter rivals, with Ted Cruz accepting the support of those he once considered enemies in a bid to defeat Trump
This is straight up an anime plotline
Ted Cruz's campaign is melting down.....
[spoiler] like butter [/spoiler]
>>72844158
A larger lens on one side shows she may be in significantly poor health.
>>72843903
I don't have the time nor the skill to do Photoshop this in a sufficient way.
Imagine there's a Communist gulag behind Bernie, a 1950's Midwestern suburb behind Don, a thumbs-up Jesus behind Ted, and a Cologne NYE behind Hillary.
>>72843873
Kek vanity fair I know linked it so
Thats why you have to keep your youtube channel normie friendly so the meme spreads easily. No mention of /pol/ or da joos or aryan whatever
>>72844101
Quite a few high fives and a few glares.
>>72844158
Maybe she'll die during a debate. That'd be nice.
>>72843989
I'M NUCLEAR
I'M WILD
I'M BREAKING UP INSIDE
>MSNBC, rato likely to drop out tomorrow or by the end of the week
>>72844040
>>72844158
Holy shit, video?
>>72844062
Just wait until he destroys Hillary so hard you start feeling bad for her too. That's when you know you've won.
>>72844289
drumpf is also pretty old, but I suppose being a celebrity makes your health better
>>72843873
>not the Curb Your Enthusiasm music
>>72844101
>That hat makes me want to kill myself
Did she say it in a monotone voice?
>>72843188
Fuck rato!
Hand them to me...
>>72844280
There are tons of them made already, I just needed one to post on kikebook.
Just realized that the Drudge report picture blanked out some letter on "Conservative."
This is their picture of El Rato.
Cuckservative confirmed.
>>72843578
He'll be fine
>>72844254
FOR CRUZE
>>72843705
BLOWN
THE
FUCKOUT
RATO AND PRIESTHOOD ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>72843989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E
>>72844254
He is polling so well in Cali that he will have the 1237 before the convention
>>72844254
Because he is polling so high everywhere else.
Donald Trump will Start Me Up the American Economy and bring prosperity back! Watch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBze2CPbMPU
Anyone watching FOX? Berniefags STILL think they're in this race.
>>72844400
the rules are the rules dahnald
>>72843060
Why did that guy hang himself. He is cute AF
>>72844361
>feeling bad for soulless witch
Thats cuck as fuck.
>>72844400
witnessTED
>>72844093
JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK, SHOPPER!!
What's this about Trump/Rato's old man/JFK?
>>72843903
Here ya go breh
>>72843903
I liked the caption someone gave earlier along the lines of "Why do you care what the middle east looks like?"
>>72843989
>mfw didn't get interested in this election until Nevada, after Jeb dropped out and missed all the memes
Trump is a racist and a fascist, prove me wrong
you can't
>>72843275
>whore-loving
>heroin-addicted
>philandering
Sounds like a dream come true desu senpai
>>72843873
Something tells me that California doesn't like Fiorina......
>>72844460
we won states in landslides
CALL THE FED TED IS DEAD
>>72844389
Actually said it in a pretty normal voice. I know for a fact she is a bern out that uses Tumblr
>>72843352
Bill micropenis clinton.
Cheatin' bill was a beta pussy eater to compensate for his tiny dick. Looks like he has aids now.
>>72844158
What a mess, Jesus. Literally killing herself.
>>72844497
You forgot misogynist, weeb
>>72844079
you bet your ass we are
>>72844497
The burden of proof lies with the accuser, not with the accused.
>>72844497
You're actually a camel, prove me wrong.
You can't.
>>72844006
Rato and Glenn Beck will both descend even further.
Glenn Beck might die, he is losing his sanity. Rato will probably commit political suicide
Rip Ratos :^)
>>72843705
He's turning shitposting into an art.
The australians sure have a thing or two to learn
>>72844416
>tfw Jeb dropped out
>>72844476
The point I was making he's going to stump her so hard, you'll actually feel empathy for her.
>>72844101
>"That hat makes me want to kill myself"
Glenn please
>>72844460
cults are cults Donald
>>72844480
>Rato's old man
Beck? well he might become an hero after today also what about JFK?
>>72844599
>Jeb in the dark Rand in the light
BRAVO HACKSON
>>72844528
the people of colorado had a choice to make dahnald and they chose me
>>72844284
Tips on keeping it normie friendly?
>>72844534
Still, that's a pretty weird thing to say just because you don't support the same candidate she does.
>>72843967
He never had the support of the radio hosts. They invited him to chat, but it wasn't like WI.
>>72844497
you forgot your pic
>>72844576
what site is this mate?
>>72844582
Damn Poland.... I would tear that up.
>>72844428
polls lie
>>72844599
rip ;__;7
Fresh?
Nu bread when?
>>72844490
m8 you got some prime memes
>>72844508
Honestly, most people don't even give a shit about her here.
>>72844675
America needs a true conservative in the White House Dahnald, not a New York liberal....
bake it
>>72844742
Only within a certain margin. After a point it gets too big to fudge numbers
>>72844101
eventually more people wearing hats will be common place and those that oppose will be dealt with appropriately
>>72843034
Is there full video of this confrontation?
>>72844777
Your edits and trips are great, they're terrific
>>72844314
do not defile that song with Rato
DEEEEFIIIIILLED
I saw someone suggest this yesterday:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8
>>72844654
that picture is amazing
>>72844777
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>72844777
GET OFF POL AND GO BACK TO DEFENDING YOUR WIFE
6pm is when polls close and we get CNN projected winner?
Someone please post the 'Punished Donald' pic, it would mean much to me
>>72843137
6.5/10 wouldn't bother to come and say ''hello you look good lets exchange numbers'' IRL.
>>72844777
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEREEEEEW RATO!
>>72844715
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/in/indiana_republican_presidential_primary-5786.html
>>72844585
We have Metal Gear Trump memes.
>>72844777
donald is playing you for a fool
>>72844777
oh lord
>>72843275
wtf I hate Donald now! I'm a #cruzmissile
>>72843797
I don't think it'll be anyone who ran against him desu, he needs someone who fills in his perceived weaknesses, and who is equally unpalatable to the Establishment™, so they don't shoot him.
Those perceived weaknesses are
>amateur/non-politician
>hothead/unpredictable/impulsive
>not a True Conservative®
Somebody who is impeccably calm and level headed, Southern-fried conservative, experienced in politics but a lifelong outsider, and with strong foreign policy credentials might be the perfect choice to shore up his weaknesses
I just described Jeff Sessions btw
That said, Trump has done a good job of overcoming his weaknesses on the right so far, he may decide that making inroads with women and tacking somewhat to the center is essential but I don't necessarily think this necessitates a woman VP. This would be playing the woman card, after all. Maybe he could dig up some charismatic and handsome but vapid young guy on the center-right to draw in women, but I can't think of anyone who fits that bill.
Paul Ryan comes close but picking him would be begging for assassination
>>72844958
Jeb eater?
>>72844854
not liking Cruz but still agreeing with that billboard in the background
>>72844654
There are few other threads on /pol/ about it...don't even know if it's worth persuing
The point is, The Rat is exterminated this evening...will be interesting to see how long Trump speaks @ Trump Tower tonight, if he just comes out and says 'For fuck's sake, Lyin' Ted, drop out already', or if he gives The Cunt a few more bantz, or what the deal is
He should head to Nebraska for a few rallies and BTFO Rato even worse if he vows to stay in the race
>>72844893
Right now.
Trump projected to win by 14 points. Screenshot this. Indiana was a slam dunk.
>>72845008
Not quite.
>>72844560
I wonder, all those years partying in their 'open' marriage, all the coke, Bill's hookers, if they're both just paying for it now. I think Bill is on the AIDS cocktail and Hillary has HPV nodules in her throat and who knows what else...
>>72844893
Technically the CST counties close polling at 7PM EST, but we should have enough data to predict from the EST counties to project a winner unless it's really close
kew fred when?
>>72843989
Fade to Black.
>>72845083
SHhh!!
THE mod will get upset!
>>72843275
Mind your own business britcuck. Go hang out with your muslim brother in law and stfu.
>>72845066
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/05/03/melania-trump-does-her-version-of-a-model-first-lady/
>>72845018
yeah it would be great to see cruz go out but I feel like for some reason cruz will stay in
>>72845117
you should swap their faces dude
yeb was at no time a match for the don
>>72844958
Senator Armstrong is the Metal Gear version of Trump
Dog bless America :^)
ARE WE WINNING INDIANA GUYS?
>>72844958
Little Bites, Baron.
>LITTLE BITES
where the fuck is the new thread you low energy fucks
New bread please
>>72845000
>Paul Ryan
Would remind people too much of Romney anyway, not a good idea. Honestly based on your requirements, Rubio sounds like a pretty good choice, but then Trump would get shot and I would lube for Rube.
NEW BREAD WHEN
>NEW BREAD WHEN
NEW BREAD WHEN
>NEW BREAD WHEN
NEW BREAD WHEN
>NEW BREAD WHEN
NEW BREAD WHEN
>NEW BREAD WHEN
NEW BREAD WHEN
>NEW BREAD WHEN
FRESH BREAD:
>>72845271
FRESH BREAD:
>>72845271
FRESH BREAD:
>>72845271
FRESH BREAD:
>>72845271
OP WE NEED NEW BREAD
>>72843402
This is Newt Control to Major Don
This is Newt Control to Major Don
Take your red pills and put your MAGA helmet on
Newt Control to Major Don
Commencing countdown, Trump Train's engines on
Check the banter and may Kek's love be with you
>>72845211
*donald gear solid 6*
episode 36: hoosier rising
>>72845494
Nice
>>72845196
Maybe it represents the funding?
400.
>>72844742
But /pol/ doesnt. This is a Christian Board
>>72843118
Rubio would be hilarious if Clinton chose Castro, and he's been pretty Trump-friendly in the last few weeks. That was probably only in the event he needed delegates, and because Rubio's career is dead without it.
>>72843188
Checked.
