https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bz44wKKQJh0
Thoughts?
Desperate Ted
cryin' ted
Heem Lyin'
>>72840061
DefeaTED
>copying the Don's memes
Sad.
>>72840061
Why does Cruz always talk like he is a drama actor in some Shakespeare play?
Why does ted copy every trump tactic/stance?
>>72840760
Because he's playing a role.
>>72840760
He is a actor. A Canadian playing an American.
>>72840760
His father was a preacher
>>72840061
He's having Yeb moments.
Someone stop this madman before it's too late.
>>72840604
underrated
The rat has no dignity, even when it finally begins to accept imminent death.
![N7JAFbS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0ZuPZGy.jpg "N7JAFbS[1].jpg")
>>72840061
Based Matty Drudge
>>72840061
The question that everyone is asking is... are you a Canadian?
Why is this guy so unlikabe? Even when he's complimenting his wife he seems slimey.
>>72840760
He thinks he can do Shatner. He has failed on an impressive level.
Trump is certainly lying about being a right-winger
We are talking about a guy that helped jews "blockbust" white neighborhoods in Florida, and that called Pat Buchanan a Hitler-worshipping nazi during the 90s and early 00s
>>72840760
He probably hired a coach
>>72841124
kek
>>72841217
>panama
Hello Mr. McCain
>>72841124
BECK ON SUICIDE WATCH!
>>72840061
>MY DAD CAME HERE WITH 100$ IN HIS POCKET
I want this phrase to end. It's on the level of "Sihks are bro tier.".
STOP
THIS
SHIT
>>72840061
God damn, just cringed on how scripted and fake Cruz sounds. The moment he looked at this wife, I JUST
>>72840760
All politicians from Canada are like take. It's 2016!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp_O3liJpu8
I think Cruz is a pretty good guy. eh steals delegates and doesn't afraid of anything.
957 delegates ted
>>72840061
Trump calls Ted Cruz "lyin ted"
>ted: oh shit dat boi just fuckin ripped me a new one!
u-hh-uhhh y- you're lyin trump!
>ted: h-heh i got 'em.
>>72841284
Claiming I am McCain does not remove anything from what I have said
Trump has been a liberal even in extremely recent elections, denouncing the half-assed plan of self-deportation proposed by Romney as extremist and crazy
> “He had a crazy policy of self-deportation, which was maniacal… It sounded as bad as it was, and he lost all of the Latino vote ... He lost the Asian vote. He lost everybody who is inspired to come into this country.” - Donald Trump, 2012
Can anyone in /pol/ explain why exactly they believe that yet another rich liberal that has consistently denounced anyone to his right is someone they somehow can trust and call their god emperor?
So gross how the rat always talks about his father's dirty underwear.
>>72840760
He took lessons from Trudeau
>>72840061
>that opening statement
>>72840061
Lion Ted is right.
>>72840061
Well, he's not wrong. Trump is a pathological liar. He says what people want to hear. He's flip flopped on almost every stance he has.
>>72840061
OH SHIT HE FUCKING ADMITTED IT!!! CRUZ DID JFK!!!!
>>72841578
Because I don't care
He's clearly not a "True Conservative" or whatever but he obviously tried to figure out what republican voters wanted.
>>72840061
Pathetic. Didn't he already try to copy Trump's branding a few weeks or months back, but realized it failed so he stopped? This guy can't do anything but steal and lie.
Or did he say Lion Trump as a compliment?
![ttELFS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gf6BfRd.jpg "ttELFS[1].jpg")
>>72840061
"There I said it. Penis. penis penis penis. God this feels so good. Cruz said he'd spank me if we used no no words."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLwFK_6jY_Q
Too bad he can't copy Trump's success.
I love how every video of Cruz during this campaign has more dislikes than likes by a wide margin
>>72840760
Because he's not sincere about any of his positions and is a trained debater (one of the best from Harvard if I remember correctly).
I'm glad Trump didn't take him up on his debate offer because it's the only thing Cruz actually has going for him, hell he managed to trick everyone into thinking he was anti-establishment when he ran for his senate seat despite having deep ties to the Bush family and Goldman Sachs.
>Waah, Trump's going after my family
Even though the others did first and Trump fired back. Cruz still hasn't gone against his supposed followers bashing Trump's wife but got all upset when Trump bashed Heidi.
>>72841763
He is not only not a true conservative, nor any even center of right
His positions are clear parodies of right wing positions, which is why he did so badly in the debates: he knows no more about the philosophy behind right wing politics than a marxist sociology student
>>72841864
>Because he's not sincere about any of his positions
You actually think Trump is?
>>72840061
>Literally "no u"
>>72840061
Ted does not have very good observational learning skills. He should understand by now that no one wins against Trump in a pissing contest.
>>72840061
Swing and a miss
>>72842029
Yes seeing as how he's been attacking shitty "free trade" agreements and other horseshit since at least the 1980's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEPs17_AkTI
Also he doesn't talk like a fucking robot like Cruz, he seems genuinely spontaneous.
>>72840061
Dyin' Ted
>>72842029
He's not being paid off for one thing. That's enough for me.
>>72840061
>listen to Rush yesterday
>caller repeatedly says lying trump
>brings up old he supports hillary talking point
>Rush addresses stale talking point
>come on pol today see this
>wonder if caller was ted operative
>>72840466
dyin ted
>>72841435
Holy shit
What the fuck man, I cringed hard. Do Canadians fall for his shit?
>>72842029
It's the only explanation for him holding the positions he has. If he wasn't sincere, he would never have made remarks that - when uttered so far by every other single person - has had them publicly shamed. Just think a year ago what would have happened to someone in the public eye had said "We need to stop Muslim immigration", or "China is raping us", or "We need to build a Wall to keep Mexicans out".
Heidi looks like she's plotting an escape.
>>72842029
Have you seen his rally notes? Its like a bullet point list of like 5 topics to talk about.
>>72842205
the free trade agreements may be his only sincere position
On immigration he has been pro-open borders as well, if trumpfags paid attention they would actually noticed he has been pro-amnesty the whole time (and yes, expedited touchback amnesty is still a shitty, even more expensive form of amnesty)
Never mind that his record on the NSA and on free of association is full-on jew
I'll be honest, I could have liked Ted Cruz but the way he talks reminds me of Chrischan and there can only be one CWC I'll tolerate to exist in this world.
lol, cruz is literally that kid from grade school that couldn't quite grasp the mechanics of how the bantz works, so he just calls you whatever you called him.
>Haha look at doody-head ted
>N-no y-you're the, uh... doody-head
>>72840061
>1:55
>that pause
He was clearly thinking "wait, that's me".
This is hard to watch. He's having a breakdown. He'll soon be commiTED.
>>72841217
Dude has been a registered republican his entire life and unlike many us he didn't grow up with the internet where finding information was at the tips of your fingers. Many Americans back then believed everything the media told them and I'm sure 9/11 was a huge wake up call for him as to what (((they))) do.
>>72842238
Lol trump is the clintons Ross Perot in 2016
Man is even owned by Soros
https://www.conservativereview.com/commentary/2016/02/trump-pals-around-with-george-soros
TLDR
>runs two business at least with soros
>spent several holidays with soros
>defended soros even in public
>donated funded money to soros open society organizations and propaganda
>co sponsored democratic candidates with soros
>is in debt to soros possible for at least half a billion
>refers to soros as his friend
>never calls soros out
Retards
>>72842278
Apparently we did
>>72842238
This too, I always find it funny how people say he's a Hillary plant (despite being worth over $5 billion) instead of the other way around.
I think it would be hilarious if it turned out that he had her run for the democrats just to cuck them in the general election.
>>72842498
>if trumpfags paid attention they would actually noticed he has been pro-amnesty the whole time
Citation needed
I agree with you on the NSA, I disagree with him greatly on the issue which is why I'm hoping Rand Paul (not happening) or Jim Webb (seems likely now) becomes his VP.
>>72842205
Just look at that fucking intelligence oozing off of him. The man is a master of his surroundings, and knows precisely what voice, tone and body gesture to use to make his point. Everyone is hooked on every single word he is saying. The man is a master of the craft, and my appreciation for that is only heightened by the fact that he has remained so consistent in his views since then, plus the almost Athenian modesty with regards to political office.
You guys need to elect this guy.
TURN ON CNN
Cruz denying being a philanderer with his wife next to him
>He must also be legally blind
wow, got 'em Lyin' Ted
>>72840061
Get ready fro the damage control. Trumpfags are ass blasted.
>>72840324
fpbp
>>72842618
Nevermind that soros donated 7 million to Hillary Clinton and John Kasich.
PRESIDENT TRUMP RESPONDS
And now Cruz tries to play psychologist. Holy shit he is so pathetic. He did best when he was in the shadow of all the other candidates but his ugliness is obvious as day and has been ever since Iowa happened.
>>72842615
the sudden presence of the internet in the developmental years of a child's life is going to make this planet unrecognizeable in a couple generations
>>72840061
>"Lyin Trump"
Tryin Lump
amirite?
>>72841435
what the fuck is he even trying to say? that he loves canada?
>>72842817
Kasich is in the race to help trump, everyone in the know gets this and trump isn't meant to win the general election, that is not what Ross Perot did, perhaps you wanna read up on this before you vote for an agent of the global elite establishment hell bent on a NWO without borders fucktards lol you trump voters have less IQ than a negro in Compton
>Everything in Donald's world is about Donald
t. Cruz who mentions him in every "answer" he gives in interviews.
>>72840760
He likes to go drag on occasion
>le gop eating itself meemee
when will you shills ever learn
>>72842986
>Norway
Let me guess, Berniefag?
>>72843044
>t.
Can we stop pushing this meme?
>>72842986
Yep, attack the voters, that always works.
>>72841093
More like underraTED
>>72843105
>Bernie
I would support Cruz you dumb hick. Lol it is amazing really I have never seen a people, movement more dumb and played before beautifuly I might add, they are brilliant, the soros Hillary establishment with rockerfellers murdochs and more have managed to make you stump for a candidate of theirs that is against everything you are for and vice verse
Amazing lol
>>72840061
Just give up Ted. Pathetic.
>>72843129
But Finland is greatest memetic ally
>>72841011
>>72842618
>trump is ross perot
except trump is gonna be the GOP rep not 3rd party you faggot rato cultist.
>>72842205
This is what people don't seem to get when they talk about /pol/ being lied to by Trump. They seem to think he's faked his opinions for the past 30 years and his campaign speeches are his real views. Trump has been relatively firm on his genuine positions for decades, and those are the ones /pol/ likes.
Which do you think is more likely: Trump, the man who is only vaguely christian, who reads Hitler speeches, who hates foreign intervention in America, who is strongly anti-globalist, is actually a full-on Israel shill? Or that he's willing to say a few nice things about them in his speeches to help get elected?
>>72840061
>being this buttblasted
I mean there are some legitimate points in there, but it doesn't work when you feel like Cruz is going to beat his wife out of frustration after losing Indiana.
>>72843239
The only thing I'm going to miss from the Obama administration is his goofy ass VP.
>>72843341
>I would support Cruz
I'm sure you would, I hear Norwegians are quite fond of vermin.
Pretty funny that you shit on the establishment when Cruz is literally their face right now.
Why does Ted think he knows Trump's master plan? He always seem to know just what Trump is doing.
>>72841435
he sounds and talks just like Cruz with his movement.
>>72843341
>I would support Cruz you dumb hick
Supporting Cruz makes you a bible thumping hick.
>>72840061
>My father killed JFK
https://vid.me/Uk5B
>>72843239
People tried to ediuate you but your are more thick and dumb than a cracker who just took an OD on meth. You are too dumb to succeed.
You Trump supporters is modern day confirmation that racism was wrong, because we white race have members in great numbers dumber than any other people on the planet, I have even seen smarter Aussie aboriginals on pol than you lol seriously
Once this election is over in November any racism any rightwing even the Republican Party will be dead, all opposition, in 10 years from now at least 25% of the American people will be trannys and 50% will fuck anything on four legs. This was the end to it all.
If Cruz lose tonight I will personally donate to the open society foundation and promote open borders because if you can't beat them then join them, the alternative, you, are too fucking retarded I am ashamed to not leave.
>>72843510
Not to mention that a 70 year old billionaire with nothing to lose would be in the pocket of Hillary Clinton, aka one of the biggest whores of political donors in our nation's history.
That theory has never made sense to me at all especially considering that the whole wedding pic with the two of them was as a favor owed to Trump by Hillary (not the other way around).
Also the people calling him just another Perot don't remember the 1992 election in the slightest.
>>72843758
2/10, solid effort but needs a lot more work.
>>72840760
Because he's going to use the "My kingdom for a horse!" line during his last desperate grasping when he finally admits to himself that Trump is getting the nomination.
>>72842320
those statements are incomplete
We need to stop Muslim immigration... until the Syrian war stops, then I will go back to my ways of financing the Gang of the Eight
We need to build a Wall to keep Mexicans out... but give the ones already here an expedite touchback amnesty
>>72841435
>Oh come on!
Sums it up pretty nicely.
>>72841435
>freedom from fear
A bit too late to fire back on that one, Cruz. Seems to be a running theme with him these days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPUFrMl9f_Q
>>72842675
> Citation needed
see:
a) his bizarre opposition against self-deportation
b) his support for dreamers act
c) and third... the fact that he has explicitly promised that "they will come back" everytime the issue of deportation has come around
I mean, come the fuck on, he is not even trying to hide it
>>72840061
>>72840760
it´s creepy how he can´t even tell his father didn´t kill a president with honesty. his life is a mess, how come he thinks he could lead a country?
>>72840061
If_I_wanted_my_own_cum_back_I_woulda wiped it off_your_mom's_lips.jpeg
Also, it's really funny to hear him say pecker.
>>72843758
Typical of egotistical lefty eurotrash that knows fuck-all about U.S. politics.
I'm laughing my ass off here, I can't believe Cruz took the bait this hard. Now he looks like a fucking petulant cry baby bitch.
Shit like this is why I love trump, he can make all the puppets dance as he himself is the puppet master.
>>72842818
>Today's ridiculous outburst only proves what I have been saying for a long time, that Ted Cruz does not have the temperament to be President of the United States.
He's right though. How can we expect a guy like Ted to deal with Russia and China when he can't even deal with Trump?
>>72844408
You fuckers did indeed show once and for all that Europeans are superior Americans. That you did, we know merkele is shit, you literally electing someone worse before all our eyes of course we are gonna fucking laugh at you fat fucking retards.
>>72842649
Funny How every red state are the leech one.
Maudit qu'le Québec est beau bleu.
>>72843961
Man, I bet Cruz lost thousands of votes yesterday. It seems like everything went wrong for him.
>>72840324
More like DesperaTED
>>72841217
William F. Buckley called PB a closet Nazi back in the early 90s as well.
>>72841435
interesting
>>72840061
Hasn't don been calling him that for months? It's a little late to react.
>>72843758
Foreign Trash
>THE POST
>>72843129
t. no fun allowed
>>72840061
>Has heated exchange with Trump supporters live on national TV
>Has armed men escort a 10 year old heckler out of a small rally and then threatens to spank the boy and said live on TV he spanks his children
>Fails to come up with a name that sticks for Trump.
He's fucking finished.
"my dad killed JFK"
-Ted Cruz
>>72840061
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>72844799
>that last post
>>72845088
>said live on TV he spanks his children
Holy shit, are you serious?
>>72844792
William F. Buckley was a retard that surrendered conservativism to neocons
>>72842615
Northern republicans ever since Lincoln have aligned with liberalism
it was not until the 80s that republicans started to shift right in the north
Anyone else feels like Cruz is going to have a big political scandal next year?
He's like an even more bizarre version of Rick Santorum (whom I completely forgot was actually running earlier this year).
Cruz copies another one of trumps stances.
>>72845140
The second gunman revealed.
>>72842618
>>72842986
>>72843341
>>72843758
>yfw the Nords are right
Americans really can't be saved. You fuckers just keep putting yourselves neck deep into huge steaming piles of shit.
>>72843341
>dumb hick
>supports Ted "The One Man Dildo Ban" Cruz
pick both, Odin.
>>72844133
>"they will come back"
That might be why we need a wall.
Now he's stealing Trump's insults, pathetic
>>72843129
>asking for a meme to stop
You don't know memes. That doesn't stop memes. That encourages memes.
t. meme pro
>>72845580
Oh yes please tell us more about how we should accept more muslims into our country like how it worked out for yours oh enlightened one.
>>72845716
>Cruz doesn't even notice and keeps shaking hands
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZC8VPz-ySM
Anyone but Ted.
>>72845688
That might be because he literally said he will bring them back with a big gate and expedite passage
If he is hard to understand him with his constant contradictions, his son went out of his way to make things clear:
> The point isn’t just deporting them, it’s deporting them and letting them back in legally. He’s been so clear about that and I know the liberal media wants to misconstrue it, but it’s deporting them and letting them back legally. - Fox News on November 12, Eric Trump
http://www.newsweek.com/who-knew-trump-favors-amnesty-undocumented-immigrants-395512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Lg3N4_gnA
>>72840061
All of the last four days you can see this fuck face lyin to the media to the people and changing shit to match trumps stance. For fuck sake he said Indiana was the end all be all but now says it's California. Kill yourself you fucking RAT.
>>72841217
>not a nazi = not right wing
>>72840061
That it's not going to stop him from losing Indiana tonight.
>>72844550
Europe is dead, Muhammed. The fourth reich will be a fucking caliphate and you're trying to act smug? Typical Eurotrash.
>>72845802
>USA in charge of dissing other countries
>60% white
I will tell you that only once.
Neck yourself.
>>72846076
Ending freedom of association for whites is certainly something no right-winger would do, nazi or not
>>72845716
you're pathetic.
>>72840061
this was very hard to watch.
>>72840061
This is bad. Trump has gone too far, Rato's dad killed JFK?
This shit will tar Trump as a whackjob .
Its over.
>>72845580
>France
Aren't you like 15% Muslim? Of course you don't want Trump to win.
>>72840061
such a cuck he cant come up with his own insults
>>72840061
>Trump said his dad was involved in JFK assassination.
>Trump is a master troll
>top fucking kek
>>72846260
See
>>72846141
And neck yourself.
>>72840061
Lyin Ted is a liar, so it just makes me think Trump is honest
> I would get people out and then have an expedited way of getting them back into the country so they can be legal…. A lot of these people are helping us … and sometimes it’s jobs a citizen of the United States doesn’t want to do. I want to move ’em out, and we’re going to move ’em back in and let them be legal.- Donald Trump on CNN’s Dana Bash
> there are people that think Trump is against amnesty
> there are people that think that Trump only repeating the part they wanna hear means that he is on their side
>>72840061
Everyone clap for Lyin' Ted's B-Big Don moment! This means that our friend Ted has a big announcement coming up soon!
>>72846320
>comparing Mexicans to Muslims
>>72846406
Nigger I don't give a fuck about some coming back legally.
>>72846406
Exactly. But these trump Americans are so far deep up the ass of the establishment they cannot be saved anymore.
>>72840061
I thought all that was proven was that Cruz's Dad was a commie Cuban sympathizer who knew Oswald.
Even that though is pretty bad.
>>72846141
>more whites than any other country in the world
>y-you guys suck
give it up pepe
>>72845993
what the heck
>Ted admits his dad killed JFK and buried Jimmy Haffa
>won't admit/disavow being the Zodiac Killer
>>72846320
And since many Mexicans are counted as "white" in their stats it is safe to bet they are barely 50%.
>>72846372
Given that the only evidence of Ted being a liar is Trump saying so, and given that Trump confessed to willingly deceiving during the probe on the "Trump University", and thus is a proven liar, your argument can only defeat itself
Infact, Ted Cruz is the only senator that consistently votes for things /pol/ would like, ironically enough, even voting against the syria war intervention against Assad
>>72846589
There is no such proof whatsoever.
Fuck...
>>72840061
VERY CREATIVE, TED
VERY CREATIVE
![But+it+is+fake+you+dense+twat+blogsscientificamericancom+but+not+simpler+what+really+happens+when+lightning+strikes+sand+the+science+behind+a+viral+photo+_083f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o8XhNh3.jpg "But+it+is+fake+you+dense+twat+blogsscientificamericancom+but+not+simpler+what+really+happens+when+lightning+strikes+sand+the+science+behind+a+viral+photo+_083f[1].jpg")
>>72840061
kek, Lyin Ted is so bad at turning the tables, it's pretty much "NO U". He gets called Lyin' Ted, he hits back with "NO U LYIN TRUMP".
When you hear Cruz talking about how Trump is a liar you'd think he's having an out-of-body experience and he's telling us how Cruz looks from the astral plane.
>>72846571
Who's not part of the establishment then? I know the answer isn't Ted Cruz.
>>72846569
The government can simply create a decree and declare their entrance is legal in a retroactive matter
What difference does it make?
>>72840760
>So uh...
>President Obama called me!
>He said Jay-!
>>72840760
this. I wonder about the same thing.
or it's actually more like some priest holding a sermon.
what a shitty misplaced speech pattern for a political position or a press conference
>>72840061
ahahah trump btfo i am now a #CruzMissile
>>72846641
Non Hispanic white is 63% at the moment from the 2010 census.
>>72843768
>Trump is only in this for money!
>That's why he's giving up his current multi-billion dollar business ventures and making enemies in the global economy on the orders of a woman worth a fraction of what he is.
Truly some of /pol/'s greatest political minds.
>>72846795
That's not what Trump wants to do.
>>72845716
>trump has the most provable and egregious lie for the entire campaign season
>that he didn't support deposing Gaddafi and invading libya
>repeats the national enquirer as truth
>but ted cruz is lyin ted
Trump does nothing but lie, he's lucky he speaks so broadly that one could interpret (read: project) what he says however you want
>>72844133
You dense fuck, of course some of the deported would come back under Trump. A lot of the illegal immigrants are good people who would do fine here, but they have to do it legally. Is it on the books already that illegally entering the US or overstaying a visa means that you can't ever come back?
>>72840061
Ted has steadily been stealing trumps positions AFTER trump announced them through his campaign.. in order for ted to gain more support..
Trump: "ted is x due to this evidence for it" Ted: "no u and let me misrepresent something trump said."
Clearly he can't come up with original insults either. Put a fork in ted he's done..
>>72846571
>Trump
>establishment
It's really cute seeing Cruzcucks trying to make this a thing while Ted gets his pockets lined by Goldman Sachs and the RNC.
>>72846716
Cruz was born in Matanzas, Cuba, in 1939. His father, Rafael Cruz, was a salesman for RCA, originally from the Canary Islands, Spain. His mother, Emilia Laudelina Díaz, was a teacher.[4][5][6]
Cruz attended Arturo Echemendia primary school in Matanzas.[7] Cruz states he joined the Cuban revolution as a teenager and "suffered beatings and imprisonment for protesting the oppressive regime"[8][7][4][9] of dictator Fulgencio Batista.[10][11] Cruz enrolled at the age of 17 at the University of Santiago in September 1956.[7] According to Cruz, as a teenager, he "didn't know Castro was a Communist".
>According to Cruz, as a teenager, he "didn't know Castro was a Communist".
[12][13][14] Cruz has stated in interviews that he was jailed by Batista for several days in June or July 1957 and after he was released he applied and was accepted by the University of Texas in August 1957. He obtained a student visa[15] after an attorney for the family bribed a Batista official to grant him an exit permit.[1][16][2] Cruz said he left with $100 sewn into his underwear taking a two day bus ride to the University of Texas, arriving with little or no English.[17][18]
>Cruz said he left with $100 sewn into his underwear taking a two day bus ride to the University of Texas, arriving with little or no English.[17][18]
He graduated from UT with a degree in mathematics and chemical engineering four years later in 1961.
>He graduated from UT with a degree in mathematics and chemical engineering four years later in 1961.
Consider that statement's logic.
[9][19] Cruz states he worked his way through college as a dishwasher, making 50 cents an hour and learned English by going to movies.[17][20] When he arrived in Austin he gave dozens of speeches in support of the Revolution to various clubs, but later after a visit back to Cuba in the summer of 1959 he became a harsh critic of Castro after "the rebel leader took control and began seizing private property and suppressing dissent"
>>72842818
>temperament
Holy shit, Trump's been waiting months to use that one. If you guys recall, the first few debates were Cruz calling Trump out on not having the temperament to be President.
>>72847126
I know it's simply amazing, i've noticed they're trying to start the meme that trump is establishment candidate and the media has been rooting for trump all along..
HAHA.. everyone has been attacking trump since he announced, only because he's winning so massively is MSM slowly coming on board..
And they use this to say "look trump is the establishment candidate all along" give me a break..
>>72840061
The can't keep eye contact for more than 1 sec.
>>72845580
Nope. It's non-Americans knowing nothing about American politics, again. No one wants another political insider like Cruz. No one wants a guy with ties to Goldman Sachs and a wife who drew up plans for a North American Union. He is a corporate shill, at best. Keeping the border open (As Cruz will likely to do so his masters don't lose money) HAS NOT WORKED FOR US. PEOPLE ARE BEING KILLED IN THE STREETS AND WE'RE TIRED OF IT.
>>72846875
He has a huge ego, and wanna become the president of USA.
So he became a parody of conservatives, and created a bunch of outrage in the process, knowing that he could backtrack later (and he has, he has flipflopped all over H1B visas, he no longer wanna put a temporal ban on muslim immigration, his neutrality on Israel has been fully replaced by sucking jewish cock the hardest)
The fact is that he thinks that he can win the election by using you "retarded republicans" as a staircase step and throwing you away
The only thing more amusing than Cruz falling apart is seeing his supporters have a melt down. Might be even better than seeing Sanders supporters get decimated.
>>72846571
Yeah, thats why the government has been running around like a chicken with its head cut off because of Trump. It's all a ruse! The establishment is actually afraid of Ted Cruz! Donald Trump is a clever trick to make everyone think they are getting a candidate that hates the establishment.
That is so convoluted, only a Cruzshill would think such a thing.
>>72847235
that dog's face will never cease to crack me up, good post
>>72847102
Just looked it up, here's the current setup:
>A noncitizen who has been deported (removed) from the U.S. to another country is not supposed to attempt to reenter for five, ten, or 20 years, or even permanently. (The exact length of time depends on factors like the reason for removal and whether the person was convicted of a crime.) In immigration-law lingo, you are “inadmissible” for the prescribed length of time after being removed. It doesn’t matter whether the order of removal was issued in immigration court or by an officer at the airport or the border.
Seems like a decent way to take care of illegal immigrants. Why should Trump change what we have on the books? He's certainly leaving the door open to adjust the punishments on deportees to be harsher.
>>72847337
cut off, not because of Trump*
>>72840061
When did Trump ever allege his Dad was involved with JFK's assassination?
>>72846569
that's because you're a cuck
amazing that trump supporters use this word and then find abhorrence in what germany is doing
Trumpfags: COGNITIVE DISSONANCE
It's really amazing to see ted lie so much.. i think that's what happens when you are a career politician too long, you see lying your ass off and misrepresenting your opponents as a "legitimate part of the game" and the end justifies the means kinda thing... i mean ted lies so effortlessly he clearly has a lot of experience with it. And then afterwards if he with his lies can sucker the public into getting elected.. then to him that's a legitimate way to campaign, look what he did to carson for instance, he doesn't care.. so disingenuous. The guy will do anything to get in office.
>>72847044
Cruz's main point is a lie. He wanted amnesty. thats why we call him Lyin' Ted.
>>72847102
The laws we have now are actually pretty good, the Federal government just doesn't enforce them. The Border Patrol literally has to sit at their recon stations and watch illegals cross as it is currently.
>>72847180
>posts things about him having been mixed up with commission at Cuba
That is not proof of anything lol
Oswald wasn't an alias for Castro baka
>>72846917
So what? The end result is exactly the same
Is mass immigration an issue for you at all?
Never mind, there is every indication that he is willing to cede ground even on touchback, as he made it clear during the debates
>>72847102
So the whole problem of 2016's /pol/ with mass immigration is... a political technicality?
>>72845988
Will there be a quota? I don't want all ten million to just come back across.
>>72847044
>>72847439
Zodiac Ted please go
>>72840061
>resorting to echolalia
Denigrated
>>72842029
If you actually read what he has written and actual interviews, he has been pretty consistent
>>72840061
>>72847337
you try to make your post sound ridiculous, but the establishment does hate ted cruz you stupid piece of shit
>the government has been running around like a chicken with it's head cut off
except it hasn't. Wasn't Trump texting fucking boehnor? The same guy who is besties with Obama
>convoluted
nothing about it is convoluted.
>>72846653
Lied about Carson in Iowa and Rubio in Hawaii. Never trust him.
>>72840061
Original, I am now a #cruzmissile!
>>72840061
>getting no laughs for your shitty jokes
rato
>>72841435
>that women on the left who is visibly cringing
topkek weedman
>>72841015
This, he has that crappy small town preacher act that Obama has too. Except it suits Obama better somehow.
>>72847429
Literally through the NE then repeated it out of his own ass on a rally and calling into morning shows on camera with audio
>>72847525
>he wanted amnesty
>I've never heard of a poison pill
trump supporters are the only people on earth who think Ted Cruz actually wanted amnesty
>>72840061
>N-No U!!
>>72840061
also holy shit when he turns to his wife
she can't keep eye contact with him
>>72847643
really top tier rebuttal from the trump crowd
it's always these deep intellectual retorts that make me want to switch sides if only I weren't such a shill
>>72847738
> Campaign FUD is lying
> Robbing naive Trump University students of their money, working with jews to fuck Palm Beach white communities with Section 8, lying about being against two disastrous wars before they happened is not
wat
>>72847290
>The fact is that he thinks that he can win the election by using you "retarded republicans" as a staircase step and throwing you away
>>72843510
Go home, true conservative.
>>72847591
>technicality
Oh, please. The US is under no obligation to take in everyone who is applying to enter legally. We can turn away as many as we want.
>>72840061
Ted, the literal cuckold
>>72846760
why? because he opposes Trump?
You know he was voted in to stonewall and that's exactly what he's been doing right?
>>72847874
I can hear you squeaking from here Ted, it's over.
>>72840061
>So uh, Donald Trump called me the other day, he said "Ted, if you like your job, you can keep it!"
>>72847347
Yeah i mean look at what ted is doing now, no mathematical path to victory, announces a running mate, fiorina.. who had some of the least votes of all the republican candidates..
He really seems to be having the M.O of "fake it till you make it". It's incredible.. also i read that it's first time in history that a candidate who has no path to victory has done this.. Everyone thought he was going to announce he was dropping out, he fucking announces fiorina as running mate.. Ted really is a farce.
And kasich, what is he even doing still in the race beside constantly stuffing his face at media events? Even rubio has more delegates than him.
They simply are so stubborn that they can't admit that they lost and that the republican voters do not want them as a candidate.
>>72847591
>So the whole problem of 2016's /pol/ with mass immigration is... a political technicality?
It's mostly the illegals committing crimes. People have a problem with illegals being able to vote, being able to get free health care, and they don't pay taxes. None of this matters with legal immigrants because THEY PAY TAXES, as long as they assimilate there isn't a problem. Sure mass immigration in general is bad, but Trump can't run a campaign on "SEND EVERY SHITSKIN HOME THIS IS A WHITE COUNTRY". It's a step in the right direction, certainly better than entrusting the security of the border to a guy who works for Goldman Sachs and various other corporate interests.
>>72847803
Hillary and establishment literally having their Plant trump run his campaign like goebels, once done we can kiss the first amendment and second amendment good bye for good and even trumps language will be made illegal within a few years of Hillary at the helm. Should already be looking for an alternative to host 4chan before November
>>72847727
Hahahaha Boehnor. The guy Ted Cruz worked for as a lawyer at his firm at one point?
You aren't fooling anyone you cuck. Ted Cruz is the last ditch effort of the dying establishment. If you cannot see that now then you will perish with it.
>>72840061
I can't stand the way that fucker talks. It's the dramatic pauses I think. It makes me want to punch him in the mouth.
>>72840061
So is he gonna sue Trump for slander or...
>>72841465
it's around 1000 now, depending how you look at it it's 1,002 iirc
>>72847102
>trump supporters are all leftist cucks
I've been trying to tell you people, Trump and his merry band of fags are leftist
>>72847999
Because he is literally married to big banking?
Or was that the other guy? Honestly all your politicians look the same to me
>>72847590
>Literally was a supporter of Fidel Castro for nearly a decade
>LOL I DIDN NOE HE WUZ A COMMIE
>I didn't even speak English and had only 100 dollars but in 4 years I had a degree in Mathematics from UT Austin
>>72843510
>They seem to think he's faked his opinions for the past 30 years and his campaign speeches are his real views. Trump has been relatively firm on his genuine positions for decades, and those are the ones /pol/ likes.
>>72847938
What the fuck are you talking about?
He fucking called Romney crazy and extremist for wanting illegal immigrants to self-deport!
His positions have been center and center of left on everything except trade for the last 30 years
That you think he is somehow consistent is extremely baffling
>>72847954
That is not what Trump is saying tho
>>72848053
>still garbage
it's all you people have, non sequiturs and memes
>>72841541
fucking this, it's so pathetic, he's supposed to be this great Ivy league debater and all he's got is even worse than "I'm rubber you're glue"
>>72847727
The establishment media was shilling FOR Cruz up until last Tuesday when it became apparent he had no chance of stopping Trump. The leftist media wanted Cruz because he would be an easy win for Hillary.
>>72848079
Man, financing the gang of the eight and actually supporting the dreamers act is a far worse offense than your wife working with Goldman Sachs
What the fuck is wrong with you people? How did this orange fellow manage to hypnotize you so badly?
>>72840061
What exactly did Trump say?
>>72848264
Better than just stealing others' positions and lying like Ted
>>72848314
Exactly, and now they're in damage control mode pretending that trump candidacy would be an easy win for hillary and that the media has been supporting trump all along..
It's pathetic how fast and how boldfaced they simply can flip everything 180 compared to what the facts are. And just do it with a straight face.
>>72847874
>>72848053
He's right, though, Trump said that the US should oust Gaddafi with military force and then denied ever talking about it when Cruz brought it up during a debate. Usually Trump exaggerates something to force the media to make his point when they correct him, but, unless he was simply forgetful (which I doubt), this is an out-and-out lie from Don.
>http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/feb/25/donald-trump/donald-trumps-pants-fire-claim-he-never-discussed-/
As far as I can tell, he's still the best choice, though, as right now he's saying what I want to hear and generally has been over decades.
>>72848083
>lawyer career=political career
I'm working for some asshole at a firm right now and I hate him
are you seriously equating a close relationship to a master servant business relationship?
why are you people so dense? Doesn't the cognitive dissonance hurt you? Don't you get headaches?
>>72842029
>Trump has been saying the exact same things for 30 fucking years
>in other words 30 years before he became a politician
>"hey guise sure the other guys are not sincere but YOU THINK TRUMP IS DIFFERENT??"
haha fuck off, Cruz missiles are crashing back on Earth tonight.
>>72848179
If Trump is a leftist, then by comparison Cruz must be an international Communist because Trump wants to close the border and he doesn't.
>>72848188
it's ted cruz, but that's a business relationship
nothing in his voting record or career suggests he's in the pocket of big banks, it's retarded
>>72840061
He's doing exactly what Rubio did before he imploded, trying to out Trump the Trump.
Donald Trump will Start Me Up the American Economy! Watch this, its only one minute long! Do it!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DCMZaBFcxrk
......
>>72848193
>thinks being a communist in Castro Cuba is proof for assassinating JFK
Besides how fucking ludicrous it all is I also find it funny as an added troll for the fact that /pol never believed Oswald was the killer and that the CIA and the military was instead the people behind it with the Jews but now you believe Oswald was the killer and the link to cuba and Castro is the mastermind behind it all lol
I can't wait to mock the living shit out of this place when Hillary is sworn in and trump having played you dumbasses is impossible to deny further
>>72848314
>establishment media
national review is not establishment media
and being anti trump and for cruz doesn't make cruz establishment you dumb fuck
>>72848485
>politi"""fact"""
>>72848565
Where the fuck do you get that meme from?
Ted Cruz has the best NumbersUSA record of all the candidates
>>72848738
>>72848472
>stealing positions
he's had the same positions since before the campaign, which is why I voted for him
trump has no political track record, and everything he's said is moderate at best
>lying like ted
>"I never supported deposing gaddafi, stop lying ted"
>>72848565
Trump is a centrist. That's why the "lifelong republicans" on /pol/, blinded as they are by the two party illusion, are calling him a leftist, a democrat, acting as if being a "true conservative" is meaningful when it really means letting international bankers and CEO's fuck this country's people in the ass, etc.
>>72848223
>"His positions have been (consistently) center and center of left on everything except trade for the last 30 years"
>"That you think he is somehow consistent is extremely baffling"
God this guy so wants to be trump first the wall, now this
>>72848505
You aren't getting my point. Ted said he never even spoke to the guy. Kind of hard to do that when you are a persons lawyer.
Why are YOU people so dense? Why do you intentionally twist what I am trying to say? Is it because you are paid to post here?
I do it for free my friend.
