That's it. I'm dead. This election has officially killed my sides.
>https://twitter.com/Morning_Joe/status/727442753689292800
>>72829337
Do the math!
>>72829717
Should be the new meme
>We don't want you
>are you canadian?
I didn't want my sides anyway
>b-but Donald Trump is deceiving you
>>72829337
>that comedic timing
Cruzfags eternally btfo.
I WANT TO SNUGGLE WITH MIKA
Glenn Beck literally threatened suicide if Cruz loses Indiana
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/05/glenn-beck-distress-warns-indiana-dont-screw-ill-suicide-watch/
>>72830621
>Glenn the Cuck literally on suicide watch
>>72830621
What a time to be alive
>>72829337
>the media is literally in tears from laughing at how pathetic Cruz is
This election is better than any movie/show/sport/anything I have ever followed. It's truly one of the most rewarding experiences I've ever had.
>>72830621
Fucking LOL
Imagine this cuck when California rolls around
>>72830621
A true conservative honors his promises Glenn.
>>72829337
fucking lol. Are you Canadian. I'm dying thank you based Trump supporters
based
>>72830971
Sauce anon?
I can't get Google to bring anything up
>>72829337
LYIN TED
ONCE AGAIN
>>72829337
His mind is on Cruz control and he's reaching for his digestive biscuits while everyone else passes him by in the fast lane.
>America is a better country.
>Without you.
DE-FUCKING-STROYED
>mfw rato thought it was a good idea to join forces with that nutjob glen beck
i feel sorry for him
i think hes going to do down harder than jeb
do you think they will put him on suicide watch when he loses ?
>>72829337
Jesus, even our rednecks have better bants that our elected officials. That slimy fuck sauntered over there, thinking "I'll give these retarded hillbillies a taste of real rhetoric and make myself look good", and he gets fucking demolished.
>>72830877
I feel the exact same way. You couldn't write the stuff happening in this election.
>>72829337
>The question on everyone's minds is (pause for effect)
>"...are you Canadian?"
THE ABSOLUTE TIPPITY TOP OF KEK
"Media can't be played"
Twitter does this with the occasional video and seemingly can't be fixed. Got another link?
>>72829337
>Are you Canadian?
Fucking lol
>>72831903
God tier bantz
>>72829337
Completely unleashed. This is the kind of scrutiny all politicians need to be involved in, just to let them know that us citizens have voices too. Politicans have hid too long without getting asked the hard questions by the public
>>72831359
>>72831359
Got it
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1668178
>>72831661
Thr difference is that Jeb is that likable kind of pathetic. His awkwardness also made him unintentionally hilarious. Cruz has no likable qualities whatsoever.
I started to feel a bit bad for Guac Man, buy Lyin' Ted is someone I can't feel sorry for.
>are you canadian?
lmbaooooooo
>>72829337
tfw lyin' Ted is associated with Canadians
>...America is better country
>...Without you
OH GAWD
That was incredible.
Cruz probably has that guy on a FEMA camp list thinking he'll win.
Trump should make him the secretary of bants
>>72831661
*The* difference, not *Thr*
>>72832117
>implying trump wouldnt make himself the secretary of bantz
it doesnt get better then the dons bants anon
>>72831967
Western politicians in general have behaved like they are the fucking lords of the Earth since the end of WWII. The problem is, they're jokes, but they're never shown in a personal way how much of a big, fat joke they are, so they continue to think they can do no wrong.
We need more people insulting national politicians in every country, before insulting a politician becomes a crime (like in most of Yurope).
>>72829337
You can't fucking debate with Der Trumpstaffel my man, time to watch this shitshow
Holy fucking shit
>Without you
>Are you canadian
HOLY MAGA BATMAN MY SIDES HAVE BLASTED OFF INTO ORBIT
>>72832003
>ain't even the uncensored version
Amateur.
>>72832046
Rato seems like the kind of person that would kick a puppy when no one is looking
>>72832216
don always could use more bantz
>>72832046
This. I feel bad for jeb and thought he was a nice guy just a goofball. I legitimately hate Ted Cruz after all of this. I like Hillary more than him.
>>72832259
he would probably fuck it and snap its neck as he finishes
>Trump supporters learning the art of bantz
no doubt he will make america great again
>>72832259
No he wouldn't kick it, he'd fuck it. He's a fish monster.
>>72831661
Jeb is kind of likable, a bit awkward, he's forgivable
Cruz has fought Trump tooth and nail, and he deserves everything he gets
Trump supporters can out-banter a presidential candidate, the dude is fucking toast.
>>72832343
>>72832358
KEK same time. Do you guys think el rato has decapitated a hooker?
>>72832260
>tfw Trump won't import British and Aussie bants since it's foreign labor
>>72829337
>are you Canadian
holy shit, thanks for the laugh bud
>>72829337
>morning Joe
> faggot RINO
nah
>>72829337
DO THE MATH
>>72829337
>are you canadian?
i never laughed so loudly in front of my screen
>>72829337
God that was fantastic
>the entire joint busts out in uncontrollable laughter, even Joe who himself has felt the sting of the centipede
God damn, my sides will never recover
>>72829337
>America would be a better place
>Without you
top kek
>>72829717
MY FUCKING HERO.
Power level: Over 9000
CONFIRMED.
Walked over just to get cucked. This is brilliant.
>DO THE MATH
>America is a better country... WITHOUT YOU
>The one question on everyone's mind... ARE YOU CANADIAN
Hoosiers have banter rivaling those down under.
>>72830818
oh shit, is that reaL?
>>72832225
This. Remember Obama's look when Romney questioned him on stage?
Morning Joe is the only good thing about MSNBC
>>72832419
Jeb is like that friend you have who everyone always picks on because he just sits there and takes it so well.
Hahaha
It's striking how much cooler and funnier Trump voters are than anyone else. It really reassures you that you're on the right team
>>72831663
rednecks are based
just have a bad reputation because they're white men who've... retained some of their masculinity OY VEY
Mika was being real weird that whole time. I was watching it live and she was constantly arguing with the man (Joe?) and pretty much supporting Trump.
http://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/watch/morning-joe-shows-extended-cruz-interaction-678452291806
FULL VERSION
U
L
L
V
E
R
S
I
O
N
>>72831661
Do the math.
>>72833042
MSNBC are cucks. Use adblockers
>>72832954
I legitimately miss Jeb. The bickering between him and Trump at the debates is probably the best moment of this election cycle so far.
>>72830877
Just wait until it's Trump Vs. Clinton.
>>72829337
>"Americans" hate bantz
Can we purge these traitors yet?
>talks about Trump's opinion on guns
>from decades ago
>doesn't realize that he loves them now that his son introduced him to competitive shooting and has published a lot of things about how he has turned his view on guns around
>Are you canadian
My sides have checked out
I'm not big on Cruz but that shady-guy is literally everything that is wrong with the world.
Holy shit I quite literally laughed out loud for serious.
Fucking DESTROYED
>>72829337
Is that Indiana with those quality bantz? wew
It's funny watching /pol/ be impressed by the words of some stupid redneck. The cognitive dissonance is unreal.
>>72833615
t. Cruz missle
CRUZIN FOR A BRUIZIN
>Are you Canadian?
God damn it.
A
Fucking
Leaf
>>72833454
THE
>>72829337
Mika and Joe are totally bro tier.
>>72833831
MATH
>>72831593
My Sides Status:Gone
>>72833615
fuck..guess im a cruz missile now guys
>a question everyone should ask
>r u canadian
top notch bants
>>72829337
omfg ty sir. made my day.
>>72829337
>the question that everyone is asking
>are you canadian
This rat was hoping one of the Trump supporters would hit him to pin Trump as hateful again but the only thing he hit was Cruz's reputation.
>>72833615
>he DOESN'T enjoy a politician getting noticeably butthurt by some stupid redneck
Seriously, come on now
>>72829717 this man killed cruz
>>72830621
> literally on a suicide watch
Meme magic
That clip by itself was pretty bad for Trump originally, but the way they cut it totally crushes Cruz.
I find it funnier how the whole news cast roasted him after the clip
>>72834096
>>72833042
>when one of my child disbehaves, they get a spanking
Ted Cruz is such a creepy fuck
>>72834096
>>72834230
indiana has some quality rednecks.
>>72829337
>are you canadian
mein sides
>>72829337
you realize how much it easier is to link when you don't put a meme arrow in front?
>>72829337
i have never, ever been so proud to be a hoosier
>>72829337
"Are you Canadian"
Holy kek, I'm dying. That man's wit is amazing
>>72834055
Rekt kekt and chekt
>>72829337
https://twitter.com/Morning_Joe/status/727442753689292800
Link without meme arrow, so it's easier to click
>>72829337
HAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHBAHAHAHAHA
TIP TOP KEK
>>72833615
harvard educated guy who argued in front of the supreme court multiple times completely owned by some snarky redneck.
i love america
>>72829337
>https://twitter.com/Morning_Joe/status/727442753689292800
Holy shit that was painful to watch.
>>72834463
>owned
depends on who you ask
The guy was just yelling dumb shit at him. I think it was stupid of Cruz to think he could win over Trump supporters but outside of middle school I don't see how that whole thing could be considered "getting owned".
#CruzMissiles BTFO! No recovery possible!
>>72832300
Hillary and Cruz share a lot of characteristics. They both have that sort of prerehearsed speech quality and forced pathos in everything they say. Cruz reminds me of Joel Olstein and the other "Jesus will save you for $50" salesmen on TV.
>>72834523
are (you) Canadian?
>>72834138
This, at first the lady was trying to be serious and get them to stop but she was fighting a smile at the end
>>72829337
> Ted: America is a better country...
> Based Trumpbro: Without you.
> Ted: A-a question that everyone here should ask...
> Based Trumpbro: Are you canadian?
>>72833273
Ohhh boy, it's going to be amazing.
>>72834610
>>72834610
>The guy was just yelling dumb shit at him.
Everything he said was accurate. Cruz is lying, he's Goldman Sachs insider, a Canadian, an adulterer and an idiot.
>>72829337
I watched the whole un edited video. The trump supporter actually comes off as a bit of an idiot desu.
>>72834968
The news anchors are laughing, so the sheep watching will laugh too. Even if he does seem obnoxious, Cruz takes the L for this round
>>72834338
stop using outdated extensions
>>72832358
>>72834230
>>72832232
I need this.
>>72829337
QUALITY BURNS
>>72834968
>The trump supporter actually comes off as a bit of an idiot desu.
Not really. Reminder Ted Cruz actually walked towards them to talk to them.
>>72834967
Donald Trump is cut from the same cloth.
>>72834924
lel, I'm not even a republican
>>72835124
Please tell me there's video of this, it sounds incredible
>>72834610
>Do the math. You asked Kasich to drop out, why don't you?
"Well...."
>Where's you Goldman Sachs jacket? We know your wife works there.
"muh small contributions"
>Are you Canadian?
changes subject
>>72829337
>>72829717
Did Cruz even say those without a chance should drop out?
I like that the video was supposed to make Trump supporters look bad
I like that he brings up Goldman Sachs and he ignores it
>>72835262
How much does Cruz pay you?
>>72835262
>not a Republican
We know that, you support Rato
>>72829717
>All it took to crash Ted's campaign was one Trump supporter
>>72829337
What am I supposed to do with all of these sides?
>>72829337
>i wanna be everyone's presid-
>we don't want you
>b-but
>do the math
holy shit get cucked ted
>>72835673
probably not well if he did
>>72834968
Yeah this is kinda true, redneck guy could have responded a lot better to most of the questions
But the only interesting parts were the parts where Cruz got roasted
>>72835275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS0TkvA5kjQ&t=26m30s
>>72835842
>Oddworld
You have very good taste mah nigga.
>>72835849
The point is a random redneck put cruz in his place in multiple angles
>>72829337
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
ARE YOU CANADIAN!?!?!??!?!oneone one
>>72832857
Yeah.Meme magic is real.
>>72835507
>Did Cruz even say those without a chance should drop out?
Cruz can still steal this at the convention. He has a path forward. It just involves a lot of lying, cheating, stealing, and corruption.
>>72835965
Nigga, I ain't watching all of that.
>>72836217
>>72835965
@26:30
>>72835965
Cheers lad
Rato deserves no quarter. Watching this collapse is immensely entertaining.
>>72835275
https://twitter.com/GMA/status/727501488839217153
someone should have shouted zodiac killer at him
>Are you Canadian
Those anchors were right. This is what happens when you give your opponent time to respond. At least I learned today what a Shakespearean pause was. I always thought it was some pretentious way dicks speak to make it seem like what they're saying is important.
>>72830895
Dear God , anyone know if i can I do an absentee ballot for primary?
"Are you Canadian"
W E W L A D
>>72835842
I'll take any of those over chimp-land
>>72832473
fuck off frogposter
>>72836244
KEK
Jesus Christ this is one of the most terrifying things I've seen in a while
cruz is either a literal robot or he has some sort of google teleprompter contact lenses. I've never seen someone with this much lack of soul
>>72829717
DO THE MATH
>>72836445
Depends on the district
When I lived in Tulare county I could
>>72829337
>are you Canadian
>>72836445
I voted via absentee ballot in Virginia and I'm in fucking Italy
go for it my man
>>72834968
That's it.
I am now a #Cruzmissile.
this fucking election, I swear to kek
>>72835842
top left reminds me of crash team racing and Sonic special stages
https://twitter.com/GMA/status/727456210677469184
for those that havent seen it
>>72830621
Come on, man. Trump has called out this crybaby so many times. Why doesn't he learn? Why does he insist on keeping to embarrass himself?
>mfw I just realized the "Great" period was before Rockefeller took control and started the League of Nations in 1920, the public seed of Globalism
>mfw "it's 2016 not 1916" was actually relevant and accurate
WE'RE GONNA MAGA MY COUNTRYMEN.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
Top fucking kek, I swear this the US presidential race is the most entertaining shit I've ever watched. How come you guys produce such subpar comedy movies when you can be so hilarious?
>>72836993
Comedy movies are directed by Jews, whereas the average American on the street has a pretty good sense of humor
>>72829337
>ARE
>YOU
>CANADIAN
This fucking election is one for the books
>>72835815
Is that dickies bbq?
>>72835815
Feast upon the deliciousness, of course.
DO THE MATH!
Savage.
>>72829337
>Are you Canadian?
"Sir america is a better country"
>without you
OBLITERATED
>>72829337
>Cruz: "Sir, America is a better country"
>Guy: "Without you"
Holy fucking kek
As my grandpa would say, "pwned."
>rato's dad attacked Trump
>Trump responds by saying his remarks were disgusting
>Trump calls out rato's dad and Lee Harvey Oswald ties
>rato lolses his shit
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/05/03/cruz_explodes_pathological_liar_trump_a_narcissist_at_a_level_i_dont_think_this_country_has_ever_seen.html
what a time to be alive
>>72832857
Yes, ancient alliens were frog posting on their ancient computers
DO THE MATH
>>72829337
>https://twitter.com/Morning_Joe/status/727442753689292800
Someone tweet this at Ghost
>>72837121
Chicken express. Any update on the DC Madame?
>>72837121
Chicken Express, it's fucking great if you have it in your area.
>tfw order the four piece and always end up getting extra tendies for free
>>72829717
i need a bane edit of this guy please someone do it.
>>72833273
That will be fugging epic man, the don will roast her completely.
>>72837802
He looks like a fatter Carl.
>>72837718
I second Big Guy posting.
>>72837695
I ordered a 7 piece, a standard roll, a side of okra, and an extra roll. They gave me 4 rolls instead of 2!
Excellent restaurant, and the gravy is top tier
>>72832857
It's true. All of it.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
>DON'T DO IT!
-Joe
>>72837932
They always give me a fuckton of fries when I order them. Also, dose corn nuggets and jalepeno poppers
>>72829337
>cruz getting destroyed by meme magic
We have become too powerful. I can't wait until we aim our might at shillary
That's it lads. Cruz is officially blown the fuck out.
>>72837963
>tfw the memes aren't just bleeding into our reality, they're overtaking it
>>72832225
This so much. They think they're gods among men. people need to tell them that they're fucking retarded straight to their face or it won't connect. How did these people end up thinking they're smart just because they climbed the ladder of bureaucracy. Any retard can do it.
>>72837498
>Trump responded to Cruz in a statement to the press.
>Ted Cruz is a desperate candidate trying to save his failing campaign. It is no surprise he has resorted to his usual tactics of over-the-top rhetoric that nobody believes. Over the last week, I have watched Lyin’ Ted become more and more unhinged as he is unable to react under the pressure and stress of losing, in all cases by landslides, the last six primary elections --- in fact, coming in last place in all but one of them. Today’s ridiculous outburst only proves what I have been saying for a long time, that Ted Cruz does not have the temperament to be President of the United States.
This man is operating on levels beyond the comprehension of mortals and I fucking love it. The way he's systemically destroying his opponents is something I am genuinely blessed to witness.
>>72834230
My dubs declare this a new meme
>>72838589
Keep trying.
>>72833273
At first they'll call him a sexist. Then they'll laugh. Then they will feel the mighty force that is Trump.
>>72838143
It feels like I'm obtaining insight on some sort of Ancient One, I'm laughing at the madness.
>>72833305
Donalds son red pilled him.
>>72835965
What point is the fish monster quip at? I ain't watching that whole thing
>>72832225
agreed.
everyone needs to be put in check, both the left and right.
everyone's bullshit needs to be called out.
>>72837498
>Trying to outclass a businessman
Trump has seen the gears
Politicians just want the machine to run
>>72838814
26:30
ARE
YOU
CANADIAN
>>72838529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5NEfsfjf8s
Holy fuck cruz has actually gone batshit.
>>72838098
I'm incredibly excited for taking down shilldog too
She's gone far too long without a good schlong
>do the math
>trump can still not get enough for the nomination
>therefore he should drop out if he doesn't
Why are ALL trump supporters retarded?
>>72839079
I can't stand seeing this rat blather on about democracy and the voters while he's literally stealing delegates that he didn't earn. He really is Lyin' Ted.
>>72829717
Tell me about DoTheMathMan. Why does he wear the glasses?
>mfw one redneck Trump supporter single-handedly delivered the final deathblow to Cruz's campaign
>>72829337
Fucking hell
>>72839311
Cruz *cannot* win, Trump has a vague possiblity of losing if literally everything goes wrong, there's a pretty big difference
>>72829337
>Are you Canadian?
>>72838399
This.
>>72829337
>Where's your Goldman Sachs jacket
>>72839311
>Cruz could literally win all the remaining delegates and not get to 1237
>This is the exact same as Trump so how being denied the scant amount he needs
>>72838399
And when we tell them they're out of touch, they gaff then move on. Donald throws a golden wrench in the system and everyone losses their fucking minds.
10/10 would cast meme Magick again
>>72839640
>there's a big difference
No, there really isn't
>cruz cannot win
You mean cruz cannot get to the amount of delegates for the guaranteed nomination. If trump doesn't either, he might as well have the same number as cruz
I love all the foreign support for trump, and I love how ever poster is a retard. Ruin your own country
>trying to have a serious conversation with inbred hillbillies
Kek. This dude got no tact.
>>72839739
>implying it isn't
Time is not a factor in the delegate count dipstick, it doesn't matter when or how somebody gets or doesn't get the delegates
If you don't get enough, you don't get a guaranteed nomination, that's how it's always worked
>>72839989
>Bantz shows up
>SHUT IT DOWN
Cruz is going the way of the Guac merchant. Slow and steady, Cruzmissiles.
>>72839388
>Italy doesn't know how another country's electoral system works
Not really surprising
>>72840159
No one said shut it down you mouthbreather. This is comedy gold.
>>72840072
Are you retarded or has Applied Memetics started using American proxies?
>>72839946
>A 0% chance of success is the same as 50%
>956 might as well be the same as 546
Please deport yourself.
>>72839079
>people are angry at politicians and I understand and share that anger
Had to stop, what a fucking load. The fact that he can say this with a straight face is reason enough to not trust him.
>>72840256
Not so fast faggot, I'm military. We have bases in countries other than Japan, you know.
>>72840316
>here is my retort
>it's garbage
Try again
>>72840256
>implying America's electoral system works
>>72840256
oh wait, you're an actual unironic #cruzmissile? kill yourself now so you don't have to get humiliated a 7th time in a row in Indiana, you massive cuck.
CRASHING THIS CAMPAIGN
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>72840425
Gotcha, started using proxies.
>>72840330
>trumpfags in charge of comprehension
I said after he doesn't get it. As in, there are no chances anymore, both have lost.
>please deport yourself
Deport yourself back to le reddit
>>72840421
Then explain why you're retarded
>>72831845
Your government is blocking the media.
>>72840443
>implying it doesn't
It doesn't work well, but it's somehow better than every other shithole's election process
>>72840532
Another top quality rebuttal from the pizza man
>cuck
>trump wants to bring in more immigrants
Lol
>>72829337
>America is a better place...
>without you
>>72840577
RNC may pick Trump anyway to keep the party alive. They hate Cruz and gain nothing from picking him.
>first place is losing
>>72840577
>As in, there are no chances anymore, both have lost.
That's highly unlikely. Cruz literally has already lost.
>>72840563
You do realize half of Trump's support on this website comes from retards in other countries right?
The same people who have ruined their own countries
Try using an actual argument instead of shitposting nonsense
Welp, fuck. I'm dead.
Bury me on top of Mt. Kek, so that my body faces towards the Bantz River.
>>72840868
Yea, that is likely true and I think that will happen
But
>do the math
Is really fucking stupid and ignores how the electoral process works in the party
>>72840929
>implying ours isn't already in ruins
>>72840923
And? What does that have to do with what I said?
I'm fully under the assumption trump will win, just pointing out how stupid you and the rednecks you're jerking off to sound
>>72841016
Not really. Cruz said Kasich was eliminated and should drop out. Cruz is eliminated but didn't. The guy was flipping it on Cruz.
Cruz's argument works for Kasich just the same.
>>72841016
>>do the math
Is really fucking stupid and ignores how the electoral process works in the party
Except it's not. Didn't you just agree with me that Cruz has virtually no chance to win? How is it stupid to point out that?
>>72839311
>>trump can still not get enough for the nomination
Go back to elementary school and learn how to count, retard.
>>72841071
>implying it's anywhere close to other countries
Our country sucks and is dying solely because the voters have chosen it to be that way
I would argue that changes to the electoral process for the senate and the presidency have made it worse, but at the end of the day the voters have dug the grave
>>72832430
He is the zodiac killer, what do you think ?
>>72841197
The guy's wrong but he thinks by calling people stupid other people will not notice Cruz's blatant contradiction on this. Nothing this guy is saying has information value.
>>72840929
Got any proof of that fagatron? Because I'm very much an American in America who supports Trump. I don't really hate Cruz, at most I mildly dislike him because of his recent shenanigans, but he has no chance of winning the nomination, let alone the election. Put him on the Supreme Court.
>>72841109
shut up and post memes
or say something that will make us actually think and stop acting so superior
>>72829756
>no me toques
dont touch me
