>ywn talk campaign strategy with the Don at 20,000 feet after leaving a rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF1JDNOLaYg
>>72646490
>tfw have a good degree, a good mind, and dual citizenship, and would love to go MAGA
>tfw you're not sure who or how to ask or if it'd even turn out to be a good idea
>>72646719
google it
>>72646935
I have googled it, the contact page on the website is clearly intended for low-level volunteer/intern shit, phonebanking and leafleting and so on, which isn't worth going across the atlantic for. A more worthwhile role would entail talking to someone relatively high up in the campaign and I haven't been able to find contact details for an appropriate person.
>>72646490
This thread is dedicated to the genius strategy of Donald's campaign 757
While inferior candidates schlep around on a bus, Donald flys in style.
Besides the fact that the plane allows Don to hold far more rallies than his competitors, it also is a masterstroke of branding. You can't help but think of him as Presidential, he practically has his own Air Force One.
Equipped with two Rolls Royce engines, lined with solid gold throughout the interior, and leather seats, the plane itself is a testament to Trump's dedication to high quality craftsmanship
The state of the art entertainment system and top of the line communications suite allow Trump full access to the internet and TV stations even while 30,000 feet in the air
This allows Trump to monitor his constant media presence between rallies
Other inferior candidates are hampered by the traditional means of bus transportation
Often the cramped quarters of a campaign bus give rise to many inconveniences.
Going to the bathroom in a campaign bus toilet, for example, is not something you want your advisors to overhear
For some less fortunate candidates, this is as good as it gets
The spacious features of the Trump 757 allow the Trump campaign unmatched comfort as they plot the Donalds next move.
Featuring 2 bedrooms, and even a shower, the Trump plane offers all the conveniences of home, and even some luxuries.
pic related: bernie prepping the bull, err i mean speech en route to next state
In addition to his 757, Trump also utilizes two 7M dollar Sikorsky S-76B helicopters
This allows Trump to fly into larger cities with his plane, and leap frog to the rural areas with a helicopter, as he did for the Iowa State fair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnadHzmrp7U
>>72650673
The interior of the helicoptors is similar to the planes. The peak of luxury.
>>72650114
Do some Secret Service agents get to ride with him on the 757?
I bet being assigned to Trump is like a reward
>>72650673
>>72650114
>>72646490
>ywn know such luxuries and wealth
Just end it all pham
>tfw you will never be a political advisor ala Veep
Trump only employs the most beautiful women to represent his brand.
Before a spokeswoman is allowed to speak on behalf of trump, she is subjected to a 6-month preparation therapy of scented oils and perfumes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZq3iCn2y74
>>72646490
>you will never get Donald Trump drunk as fuck after some persuasion
>>72650921
It's known that the line to protect trump in the Secret Service is a mile long, mainly because you get to see some action, which these guys long for.
In contrast, during the Clinton administration, protecting Hillary was known as a punishment. She would routinely berate the Secret Service, cuss them out, tell them to get out of her face, etc...
At one point she threatened to get a guy fired because he protested carrying her luggage, worried that it would constrain his firearm hand.
