Texas-fag here. I'm trying to get back to my Irish roots without being too much of a euro-cuck, so I smoked some Mutton with mesquite wood and now I'm eating it with Murphy's beer.
Am I doing it right?
>>72639906
who cares
/thread
>plastic paddy
>Texan
>really wanted some good bbq to enjoy with GoT tonight
>literally every decent place to eat is closed on sundays
>>72639906
Fuck yurop they're gay USA USA USA USA
>not respecting wood
>>72639906
Irish don't eat mutton
And Murphys is American beer disguised as Irish. They don't drink that in Ireland
>in Mexican not Irish but I went there with my school. Those red haired pale bitches put out like crazy
>>72639906
>no carrots
>not even any potatoes (mashed or otherwise)
Are you sure you're even Irish?
>>72640098
Make your own damn bbq
t. Michigan
>>72639906
>living in america
>trying be be Irish
Pick one
>>72640303
I'm ethnically 100% Irish. Don't know anything about Ireland though.
Looks a bit overdone? Will find out.
>>72639906
Is that supposed to be meat?
>>72639906
>>72640539
Justin?
>>72639906
Irish eat lamb not mutton.
>>72640539
HELP HELP
/ck/ IS INVADING AGAIN
MODS PLEASE SAVE US THIS IS A TRAGEDY
>>72640539
Assessment: Mutton Vs Texas BBQ = success.
>Barely need teeth, meat falls off immediately
>perfect fat/gristle rendering. Every bit of fat/gristle is 100% edible and delicious. Tones of bacon.
Europeans dont use smokers
>>72639906
Texas?
>>72640943
The Irish and Scottish do. They smoke just about everything
>>72639906
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>72640544
No its a fucking potato.
>>72641021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idKD47x0JaM
Based
>>72640885
I'm hungry, send me some.
>>72641031
Erm no they don't. Irish eat potato's cabbage and bacon with corned beef. Why do Americans think being Irish is something special? They are basically inbred catholics who are laced with irony and believe in fairy tales. Irish people are orders of magnitude removed from Americans warped perceptions of them. Generally boring, regressive cucks
>>72639906
>Texas
>helping the irish
You double nigger
>>72642094
Irish sound pretty cool based on what this Muslim dude is saying. What kind of fairy tales do they dig?
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING POTATOES ???
Attention whore.
>>72639906
Next time try pecan or cherry or a mixture of the two. Mesquite is too strong of a smoke for lamb.
>>72642681
Makes me wonder - who do you think was the first person to use mesquite in their smoker ? I mean, it's a noxious weed that was originally pulled up and burned to make pasture land. How did they not know it wasn't something like poison ivy? Do you think they just said "fuck it, let's try it.." ?
>>72642094
>Irish eat potato's cabbage and bacon with corned beef
Maybe American diaspora Irish?
Also, why do potatoes possess cabbage?
>>72642094
A lot of white Americans have no real sense of heritage other than being American, so they cling onto whatever slim percentage of their roots that they can.
It's usually only Irish/German/Nordic descendants that care enough to identify with a country they have literally nothing in common with.
>>72639906
you cant eat mutton without mint jelly. even potatoes know that
>>72643705
>mint and mutton
Thats a mene, even here.
>>72643371
Which is hilarious because Irish people hate American plastic paddy's.
>>72639906
Say Texanfag, do us all a fucking favor and thow Rato's ass out of your state senate seat after his presidential campaign goes down in flames
Stop being such a fucking kek'd state and elected people like George W. Bush, Rick Perry, Ted Cruz, etc. do your state government offices
>>72643872
We don't really, they just try to be more Irish than Irish and that seems odd to actual Irish. He's right in that it's an identity thing. People yearn to have a history that didn't just begin a few centuries ago. It's almost genetic.
The Irish culture is very much more compelling than other American origins.
The Irish and America both resisted the British yoke.
Potatofag.
ITT: americans who think they know something about ireland because theyre 1/32 irish
Also if youre drinking a stout that isnt guiness then are you even trying?
>>72645103
>Also if youre drinking a stout that isnt guiness then are you even trying?
Fuck Guinness it's overrated. OP was doing well with Murphys. Beamish is nice too.
>>72639906
Fuck off you silly twat your American go grab a Twinkie
(Enternal Anglo)
>>72640539
>I'm ethnically 100% Irish
I knew a guy who claimed he was 100% Irish but his great grandfather was and everyone else in his family was Mexican
Fuck off heritage burger
>>72646058
im 100% Celt iberian Directly from Chieftan of Numantia who killed 100 romans and slayed 2000000 lusotanian scum.
How can ig et back to my roots?
(im mexican and therefore CELTIC!)
I tried to behead someone and build a fort. but did not work out so well.
TELL ME HOW I BE SPAIN!
Siesta?
>>72646058
And the thpanith are nothing but gay kikes that got raped by niggers for a few hundred years.
>>72646426
/b/ tier response
>>72647104
Blacked.com
>>72639906
>I'm trying to get back to my Irish roots
>eating meat
Nope. Where are the root vegetables? Why is it not raining? Why are you not drunkenly beating your wife?
>>72640287
> mfw they drink Bud Lite in Ireland because they're poor Eurotrash and they worship Americay
>>72648399
>Bud Lite
Pabst blue ribbon you pleb
>>72642094
>eternal anglo
>Irish eat potato's cabbage and bacon with corned beef.
Nah, m8. We gave up the corned beef decades ago.
>Why do Americans think being Irish is something special?
Because it is. Don't be jealous.
>They are basically inbred catholics who are laced with irony and believe in fairy tales.
HAHAHA sure thing, m80. And the Brits all have disgusting teeth and marry their cousins.
>>72642490
kek
>What kind of fairy tales do they dig?
Well we once believed in a fairy tale that the Irish could never defeat the might of the British Empire.
We gave up believing in that fairy tale a century ago.
well, op, I don't know anything about Irish culture, but that does look tasty
>>72639906
Where are the potatoes?
>>72649480
We stole them. Penal laws. No potatoes ever.
>>72645103
underrated post.
There is nothing wrong with having American heritage. Muh heritage is funny at best and pathetic at worst.
Saying this as an 1/4 polak.
>>72641107
Why do you keep doing this
>>72639906
Texan irish-american expat reporting
>>72639906
Smoked with mesquite was wrong.
>>72649875
>turkroach thinking his opinion matters
>>72650273
They sent you aid when you were starving ungrateful cunt.
>>72639906
You know, the Irish were the only country never to persecute the Jews.
It's because they never took them in.
>all these good goys hating on a fellow white man on trying to return to his roots
>>72642899
It smells good when it burns.
>>72650827
What happened to you? You're still in your own cunt..
>>72650467
I was never starving and received no aid, Mohammad.
>>72651071
Well obviously we didn't allow it to get there silly paddy.
Also, what is role playing.
>>72650539
>You know, the Irish were the only country never to persecute the Jews.
Yeah, you're talking utter bollocks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_boycott
>Move to texas from south carolina
>poorfag, so I move into Houston
>living amongst niggers and beaners
>almost never see white people at the store I work at under the age of 60
>foreigners and niggers that don't understand manners every day
Fuck texas
>>72640885
>all that meat left on the bone
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>72639906
>Proper pint glass with crown
>>72651301
For the doggybag obviously?
>>72649105
Unionism again when?
