https://youtu.be/vgRBc-VL8HI
COMRADE
>>72626708
Oy Vey, and all the little shits still claim he is not a marxist.
>>72626708
so now we know who they're afraid of
THE FUCKEN WHITE MAN BRINGING US DOWN AGAIN
Obama doesn't need to roast Bernie, we all know he and his party endorsed Obamilary 2016 since 2008
He's going to start purging Trotskyites soon
>>72626708
I know Obama wrote none of these jokes, but they were all pretty kek and I'm glad Bernie took it well
>>72626708
Bernie looks pretty JUST not combing his hair indoors
Of course he would do this, he's backing Hillary.
It still blows my mind anyone would vote for that corrupt whore.
Literally 'muh vagina' the campaign.
Obama just not giving a fuck as usual.
>>72626708
lmao. Obongo can shed some banter
>>72626708
Obama knows that meme magic has spoken and he didn't like what it says
To be honest it was funny but they both suck
>>72627467
Can Obama be Clinton's VP? I never considered that... Shrewd.
>>72626708
>>72627636
Sanders supporters may be loud, but everyone else realizes that he's nothing but a dried up old commie. They don't want a crazy old man to tax them out the ass so they vote for the only other option.
>>72628104
>Cruz
>Theocracy
>Implying Trump isn't God's candidate chosen to replace cuckservative Evangelism with a New Great Awakening American Christianity
>>72627970
No he cant. This isnt russia
>>72626708
Fooling around the white house while you've increased the debt to like 21,000,000,000,000$ and you're the president of the country with the greatest army.. Obama needs to get out of the white house real quick imo
>>72626708
That million bucks joke was pretty funny. The comrade one was great too.
Obummer should still fucking kill himself but whatever.
>>72627970
Nah, to be VP you have to be eligible to become Prez.
Haha so hilarious
Afterwards they both went to the bohemian grove to sacrifice some children to their satanic god
>>72627970
Nobody knows
The Constitution says anyone not eligible to be President is also ineligible to be vice President
But since then the 22nd Amendment was passed, stating that a President who has already served 2 terms cannot again be President (and by extension, vice president)
People disagree whether this is the case though given that the constitution was written before the idea of a 2-term limit was thought of
Either way it's never been tested before, if Obama tried to run as VP there'd probably be a Supreme Court case about it
top bantz
>>72628104
bit of a bias against fascism there
The rest of this set was absolute shit, but that part was actually kinda funny.
>>72626708
Look how Bernie reacted when the black guy on stage mentioned his name.
>"Oh yeah, I gonna prep him hard after this show"
>>72626708
Aren't roasts supposed to be something that only happens when you agree to it? Kind of shitty of Obama to attack Bernie without him being able to say anything back.
Now Obama is on his way out, I can appreciate his bants more.
Given that we're now looking at Hillary or Bernie, In the future we're probably going to look back on his two terms like they were a fond childhood memory or something.
>>72626708
obama actually made me laugh
>>72626708
Bernie is a cuck. Obama fucked his wife. Obama is the bull
As a professional stand up comedian I can say for certain that those jokes, while moderately humorous, were most likely crafted by someone else
>>72629055
Are you autistic? Do you even comprehend what you just wrote?
>>72626708
>bernie doesn't laugh at the comrade joke
Are there people that really think Obama comes up with these jokes himself? He has good timing, but come on
http://www.latimes.com/nation/politics/la-na-presidential-comedy-20150425-story.html
>>72626708
Obama was pretty funny desu.
"The choice of meal was between chicken and fish. For some reason they (Republicans) kept writing in Paul Ryan."
That one and something to the effect of kasich couldn't show up because his polling numbers were too low. I laughed.
>>72629055
Thats 2 rules saying Obama can't be VP, are you mentally handicapped?
