What's the most batshit insane conspiracy theories you've heard of regarding the government?
Which ones have the most vehement defenders?
"There is no white genocide"
>>72625652
The Earth is Flat.
Funny, I've heard no proof that the Earth is flat, only people trying to disprove evidence that it's not flat.
>>72625652
Reptilians and "earth is flat" are the top 2.
Vaxxer can be pretty stupid too.
>>72629323
Vaxxer?
>>72629545
"Vaccines cause autism/implant tracking devices/alter DNA", instead of imparting immunity to diseases we had almost wiped out.
To add to the list:
>Chemtrails
>>72625652
Oil companies buying up all patent rights about hydro engine that run on drinking water
>>72625652
Putting fluoride and estrogen in our drinking water to control the population
Mandela effect.
Despair code.
The Roman empire still exists.
Alternative astronomy (flat earth, we are inside a sphere etc)
Nuwaubian nation/We wuz kangz anti-white conspiracies.
Reptilians.
In terms of conspiracy theories that I have heard in person, two people that I work with thought the US invaded Afghanistan for oil.
>>72625652
We never landed on the moon. I never understand this, Why would our, government fake something to the face of the Soviets? Wouldn't that just give them even more dirt about us at the time?
>>72631258
We didn't?
>>72627057
That's because the flat earth theory is a red herring to distract you from the fact that the earth is a dodecahedron
Which one has more vehement defenders:
Chemtrails or Fluoride-in-the-water?
Anything patriarchy related.
>>72625652
Chemtrails and Ayylmaos have the biggest troupe of debunker pseudo-skeptic shills
Last time I tried to argue with one, he reasoned that it's totally rational that the thread we were posting in just happened to be full of expert pilots, engineers and geologists.
Because fucking weeb anime boards and tinfoil threads are where these people congregate, his logic asserts.
Basically he was full of shit, and most shills are highly visible.
my favorite conspiracy theories are the real crazy ones like Nibiru/lizard people/inverted earth stuff.
>>72625652
9/11 was an inside job
lol seriously .. i always laugh when i hear the 9/11 conspiracies
the US Govt. released a big scientific report that shows how its perfectly reasonable .. yet there are still millions of retards claiming it somehow was an inside job
it was on TV for god sakes
>>72625652
>What's the most batshit insane conspiracy theories you've heard of regarding the government?
Solar Warden - aka the secret American space fleet.
>Which ones have the most vehement defenders?
Moon landing hoax.
>>72631184
>Erisianism
HERESY!!!
bump for interest
>>72631346
no dipshit, the Taliban ran a country with *zero* infrastructure and Afghanistan's reserves are ranked 76 in the world.
this is now a shill thread
>>72625652
Morgellons is by far the fucking stupidest of all conspiracy theories, government or not.
The conspiracies with the largest supporters are the military actions of the US government.
>>72631098
Pepe Sylvia
>>72630627
RNA virus manipulation use in vaccines to make people sheep might already be a possibility, an a certain possibility in 20 years
>>72631379
why poison the sky when you can poison the water
>you should buy some water filters
The moon is a hollow mind controlling device and space is a hologram.
>>72631627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IedVRYUNWUU
not really batshit senpai
>>72631184
unironically posting this
get off the dope my friend
>>72631673
It's also a landlocked country surround by people that hate us (have fun exporting) and, at the time of invasion during 2001, the most true to word Sunni Islamic State in the world even surpassing Saudi Arabia in its conservative interpretation of Shari Law.
>>72632234
I'm just having fun Anon.
Former NFL star Reggie White was murdered after his studies in religion took him down the rabbit hole truth. He preached unity through faith in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. When the End of Days begin, during which time nations will rise against the faithful left behind and who have refused the mark of the beast, I will remember this death. As I turn my heel on the heads of heathen hordes, I will smile. Vengeance is ours. Tic tock, tic tock goes the clock.
>>72631627
>>72631575
>>72632164
reply was wrong
>>72625652
That Saddam Hussein will give nuclear weapons to Salafists unless we destroy Iraq.
Its craziest defenders are neoconservatives and enbubbled Republicans.
I'm going to tell you about a concept that I call 'conspiracy misdirection'. It's basically a type of misinformation/disinformation. Conspiracy misdirection is what happens when a conspiracy theory is propagated that is considered to be the truth about whatever that conspiracy theory is about, but actually is NOT the truth and hides an even GREATER conspiracy that is TRUE (and thus NOT a 'theory'). One of the MAJOR techniques that intelligence agencies such as the CIA, MI5, the Mossad, etc. use to deceive us is conspiracy misdirection, which is to make certain conspiracy theories popular in mainstream society that are used to push us further away from the truth. I'll give you an example: They'll tell us that the Apollo 11 Moon landing never happened, although I think that what most likely happened is that the Apollo 11 Moon landing not only happened, but they found more than they bargained for on the Moon like artifacts and ruins which CONFIRM that we are NOT alone in the universe. Eventually, we might have even been warned to never come back - which might explain why we've never gone back to the Moon since 1972. Even if we weren't warned to never return to the Moon, we DID land on the Moon and found WORKS OF INTELLIGENCE on it. I am UTTERLY CONVINCED that people on the NASA payroll are pushing the 'Moon hoax' conspiracy theory to push people further from the possibility that beings (possibly even ancient HUMAN beings) landed on the Moon a long time ago and built stuff there. The 'Moon hoax' theory might have even been CREATED by NASA employees. COME ON people, THINK. What do you think is the more paradigm-shattering secret?: The possibility that we DIDN'T land on the Moon or the possibility that we DID land on the Moon and found artificial stuff there? OBVIOUSLY it's the second possibility. (end of part 1)
>>72632745
(start of part 2) You see, the REAL reason why the second possibility is being hidden from us is NOT because a loving government wants to prevent mass panic (that's just the cover story), but because they want to prevent us from asking 'too many' questions. If it were confirmed that we DID land on the Moon and found artificial stuff there but were lied to about such a historic discovery, then people (and LOTS of them) WOULD ask more questions about what else they've been lied to about. They'd say "Well, they lied to us about that, so what ELSE have they lied to us about? The origin and history of the human species? The pharmaceutical industry? Free energy? The banking industry?" It opens the door to EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING. And THAT'S why the 'Moon hoax' theory is FIERCELY promoted, while most people have almost NEVER heard of that second possibility (and, more worryingly, probably haven't even THOUGHT ABOUT IT). Another example of conspiracy misdirection is the sudden popularity of the Flat Earth theory. The sudden popularity of the Flat Earth theory is a CIA psyop designed to divide and distract people from the TRUE nature of Earth, which is that Earth is HOLLOW. Earth's crust is about 800 miles thick and there is a 'sun' at Earth's centre (which is actually a nuclear fission reactor) which is about 650 miles in diameter and the distance between a dweller in the Inner Earth world and their inner central 'sun' is only about 2,900 miles. (end of part 2)
>>72632775
(start of part 3) Okay, this is a shorter version of what conspiracy misdirection is for people that don't like reading lots of text: Conspiracy misdirection is when a false conspiracy theory is used to hide a true conspiracy theory that has even more far-reaching implications than the false conspiracy theory. (end)
>>72625652
I don't think anything tops vaccine/chemtrail/fluoride water conspiracy theories.
>>72625652
That Hitler was jewish and had a double life as Israel's second prime minister Moshe Sharet.
>>72632947
>fluoride water conspiracy theories.
Is fluoride in the water a crazy conspiracy theory? I thought that was pretty much out in the open at this point
>>72631098
>despair code
fuck off you pathetic embarrassment. this was a fucking meme literally made up by some faggot on /x/ a few weeks ago that he tried desperately to spread around 4chan. you should kill yourself for doing the same or even worse, actually believing the meme
>>72631627
>Solar Warden - aka the secret American space fleet.
Yes, I've heard about Solar Warden too. Do you think that Corey Goode is the real deal?
>>72633232
I meant the part where it poisons you.
>>72633483
Fluoride calcifies the pineal gland.
>>72632745
>>72632775
>>72632798
This is a risky tactic though. If you bring a lot of attention to conspiracy theories - even fake ones - people might became more interested ,start looking into them, and find the thing you originally wanted to hide.
>>72633766
I don't want to hide anything, I want to expose things that are hidden.
>>72627057
go to the coast
look at the horizon
it's flat mate
>believing 'scientists' over the proof that is in front of your very eyes
Blacks have bigger cocks then Aryans
I can't be the only white dude on earth with 18cm and a nice girth.
>>72625652
Wait, is it a coincidence that all of these come from America? Do Britbongs like myself just not come up with conspiracy theories? Or is someone hiding the fact that Boris Johnson is secretly Godzilla?
The spinning round globe is the most ridiculous conspiracy of all. It's the one conspiracy that you can go outside and look to see if it's true or not. What kind of retard can step out his front door and still believe we're spinning at a thousand miles an hour on a ball of dirt?
Flat earth. Honestly I'm not sure if I believe it or not. All I know is that I've seen no actual evidence for myself that the earth is round.
I can do a number on Romanian ones
>fucking Dacians actually were really advanced
>actually taught the Romans latin
>the Dacian Empire stretched from China to fucking Engerland
They are similar to the Hyper War meme, only morons actually believe them to be true
>Russians didn't crush Ceausescu when he refused to invade Czechoslovakia in 68 because we melted their tanks with lasers n shiet
>we are genetically exactly like Romans it's just that it's not in the interest of others to accept this fact
>some unclear stuff about the Vatican Library
>we have tunnels dug under the Carpathians where the entire 22 million population of Romania can hide in case of nuclear holocaust
Add to this the usual: 9/11, Moon Landing/Kubrick shit, fluorides, etc
>>72635005
The other planets?
>>72636114
Yeah? And how many of those other "planets" have you been to, dipshit?
>>72636597
Oh boy we have a live one.
You know you can see them with telescopes?
>>72634607
>Blacks have bigger cocks then Aryans
They need it to knock down their victims before the rape.
>>72630627
tell that to spain and africa "africa got hiv" spain got mass deaths"
Obama and Osama = the same nigga
>>72630974
thats true floride is used and is linked to brain damage science years ago said itd help with teeth new science says only if directly applied to teeth still used
>>72636881
did you hear of something called HOLOGRAMS? i didnt think SO retard
>>72631379
both chem trails for heavy metals and brain dmg flouride does the smae
>>72631575
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but what about the people who designd the building to withstand that exact atack
>>72631575
aand why wouldnt bush go to the hearing alone
>>72637112
Do you just not drink water?
>>72625652
Chemtrails.
>>72625652
Mandela effect and Flat Earth.
Mandela effect was a recent phenomonem from what I know. It seems to be based off people misquoting things over-time with slight variations in grammar or spelling.
>Tar-Get is now Target
Oh wow I always thought it was Tar-Get! Wow!
>mfw
Flat earth believers seem to be following some really complex argument which can easily be taken apart by common sense. They aren't dumb (per-say), just lack common sense.
>>72637457
ofc i drink it but i also work with it and know that it is massively poluted FYI lead pipes are still commonly used
>>72625652
This entire website is the most batshit thing I've ever seen. I think the theory is that the Internet is Satan and it wants to lead America to fascism but I'm not quite sure
http://suzar.com/666/666Series/666e-fasces1.html
>>72625652
Time cube
>>72637457
also in bongistan there is no flouride mostly certainly where i live but there are toxic chems used in treatment
>>72631575
Its the first time in history a building has collapsed on itself because of getting hit by a plane
Teh joooooooos
>>72637800
Wal-Mart/ Walmart
World Trade Center /The World Trade Center
Kmart/K-Mart
>>72625652
when mein spawn timer is longer ill drop some gold
>>72625652
the one where america saves the world during WW2
both axis powers had been fighting with russia even japan and both were also fighting other countries
if they only fought america they would have had more man power to fight america exclusively and therefore probably would have won since it took america so long to beat them
>>72631627
>you will never be a science officer stationed on one of their giant explorer craft
>you will never be a pioneer at the frontier of human expansion
>you will never see and learn about creatures that we couldn't even imagine.
It's all I want to do and nothing else excites me.
Kill me now.
>>72632798
Thanks for the INFORMATION, mate. It's MUCH appreciated.
>>72634631
The man who invented the Reptilian conspiracy (worste of them all) is English.
>>72625652
ok so you got hollow earth you got all tech is from aliens you got satan controlls the earth i will continue moon is placed there sun is a gateway
>>72637800
Mandela Effect is a pretty Intriguing one, if a bit insane.
That mexico has nuclear weapons and they are hidden in the sonora dessert
>>72639558
world leaders are aliens humans are a slave race humans came from another planet ina rocket as dna
>>72639745
nephelim (lizzard men in hollow earth) earth is a prision planet
>>72639834
1st civilisation used GMO crops pyramids aincient tunnels all over the world gold given to aliens who pretended to be gods
>>72639927
out of place artifacts all mega structures roman concreate monaliths and megaliths
>>72640070
naziz at the poles nazis on moon nazis in hollow earth
>>72640188
im like the only guy here so ill stop lol
>>72640307
>15 posts by this ID
>batshit insane
9/11
"Gang stalking" as gov behavior control
Chem trails
faked moon landing
Wal-mart as NWO prison hubs for Jade Helm
Jade Helm being NWO war games on US soil
HAARP being weather control/super weapon
Sandy hook shooting = false flag
Tinfoil thinking that everyone is a shill/in on everything
>vehement defenders?
9/11
people who think everyone else is a shill/in on everything
Most of the batshit level conspiracies of a 9/11 or chem trail level require such a massive amount of man power to pull off that the idea that they can stay super secret for decades is just bat shit crazy. Sure back in the day one could find a dump truck of info about shit but how do you share it? How do you get it out and who do you tell that can protect you?!
but now?!? In a world where Kim K makes millions off BS and everyone is posting what they eat for lunch on social media, even when no one give a shit. An entire -look at meeeee!!- generation who WANTS to share everything, always. Where you could drop info Edward Snowden like and 100% wreck shit with a mouse click. Yet no one does, ever. Like ever ever ever ever.. ok.
>>72627057
Flat Earth seems like a plant to make regular believers in conspiracies look like nutjobs to other people.
Most batshit is Microwave technology 667. Even the reptilians are semi comprehensible.
Many of the other crazy stuff has at least some vague, precedent in real life.
>>72640984
as if they need a plant to do that
>>72640960
harrp is not batshit nikola tesla invented it google ionasphere
>>72631258
We invaded them for opium as well as a key mineral that's exclusive to Afghanistan that's used to make rechargeable batteries.
Guess what two industries started booming after the invasion of Afghanistan?
Pharmaceutical industry, number one product: opioid based pain killers.
Cellphones, everyone had one by 2002 now that we could mass produce the rechargeable battery that goes inside them.
t. Afghan combat vet who guarded both opium fields and several mining operations.
>>72632745
>>72632775
>>72632798
Why do you type every fucking third word in capital letters?
>>72640670
ur point?
i did after hearthing or dieing could have made 4 big nes lol
>>72641220
I met a lad who was with the British Army if Afghanistan and he told me they were all smuggling hashish and heroin back to the UK on the military transports and even their officers told them that the war was bullshit and they may as well make money.
Around that time the price of heroin in the UK dropped to an all time low.
>>72641153
>harrp is not batshit
HARRP gets blamed for stuff like the 9.0 earth quake in Japan and every other large scale quake. Also gets blamed for global warming as it's part of the one two combo with chem trails. It's seen, in the tinfoil hat world, as a total weather control/global warming/targeted earth quake machine.
that's pretty bat shit crazy..
Boats and planes are magical vessels used to transport men between worlds and have always existed.
>>72641956
true but the ionosphere is real and a ton of satellite dishes beaming energy into it is also real
>>72641957
yfw the scaled up models flew
>>72642062
>>72642096
you mean glide
>>72642269
lol o look its a shill at 0.0001p per post you might one day afford to live ...in your mums basement for the rest of your life
>>72625652
I heard this theory that democracy works
>>72642376
true enough
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ancient+rocket+ship&biw=1536&bih=783&tbm=isch&imgil=7u-LRrCNJ_3z2M%253A%253B4DgZZl41qsIMqM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fpics-about-space.com%25252Frocket-ship-ancient-astronaut-carving%25253Fp%2525253D2&source=iu&pf=m&fir=7u-LRrCNJ_3z2M%253A%252C4DgZZl41qsIMqM%252C_&usg=__G1YntJZ5YiXnrKBYDiKwfVU0uCk%3D&ved=0ahUKEwjWvpnpyLnMAhXEIsAKHUUeBKQQyjcINA&ei=VlMmV9a7LcTFgAbFvJCgCg#imgrc=7u-LRrCNJ_3z2M%3A
>>72641514
He was telling the truth. It was my first redpill. Up until I realized we were literally just protecting opium routes and the massive opium fields day after day, I realized what we were doing. We would set up a huge perimeter around one and days later it would be all harvested. M
Then I looked up what the mineral that was being mined in these huge mining sites. That's when it all hit me. I used to be a "all terrorists must pay for 9/11, America is the home of the brave!!!"
Now I grimace and wait for the world to end.
>>72635005
Find yer' self a straight stream,
Walk up river 'till you can't see a point down stream.
Yer been walkin' up hill, but you can't see further than when you were downhill.
>>72625652
>What's the most batshit insane conspiracy theories you've heard of regarding the government?
"Conspiracy theories are all false"
That they can be trusted and are here for our own good.
