When will Australia become China?
>>72607655
Never.
Not on my watch.
>>72607655
It wont
Historically China doesn't expand by occupying foreign countries but by taking all their resources and making them fight against each other
Australia becoming Iraq is within the realm of possibility though
>>72607698
It too late Nigel
Every natural resource has already been sold
Just some land remains to be bought
>>72607655
they wont, they will be too scared to come here. And too weak to defeat the emus and spiders
>>72607655
the real question is, when will china become australia?
>>72607655
*more like
Will China become Australia?
Not really, people here either go there to squeeze out whatever little $$$ they can (youngsters), or buy land to sell back to the Aussies (millionaires)
>>72607836
source?
>>72608186
Do the Taiwanese find you ill-mannered?
>>72607815
It just claims them as their own
>>72607655
New Zealand would become Chinese first.
And if that did happen we would stop it from happening here.
Australia is protected by the USA. China would not start a war with the USA to annex a desert like Australia.
we have US forces stationed up north and the Chinese are all like boo hoo waah waah about it, because they know American genitalia trumps Chinese (and Asian) genitalia any day of the week
>>72608320
Not really since I'm from Shanghai. Everyone who isn't from one of the coastal cities with the exception of Wuhan, Chongquin, and Chengdu are uncultured hooligans though.
>>72607655
I dunno mate, what about us? When we gonna become China?
>>72608186
None of you fucks speak English well enough to meme. Especially Shanghainese numales. Cool story though bro. I hear Taiwanese girls can't get enough of white men.
>>72608394
Mate, we already filled with Chinese as is, Aucklaund is packed with em to a point where the house market is utterly fucked, it's only a matter of time for us.
>>72608676
>None of you fucks speak English well enough to meme.
That is true, unfortunately. People here learn english in order to pass tests, not to actually learn the language.
>I hear Taiwanese girls can't get enough of white men.
Our women want the Taiwanese men though, so it's not that big of a problem since Taipei men are generally similar as ours.
>>72608657
pretty soon mate, auckland already filled with gooks
When will Germany become Turkey?
When will the US become Mexico?
When will Canada become China?
When will Sweden become Somalia?
When will the UK become Pakistan?
>>72607655
After us.
>>72608839
Is new Zealand cozy? I want to move there and film lord of cucks.
Already is part of China, good luck buying a house.
>>72608999
White women don't want Taiwanese men. What are you smoking?
>>72609285
Ah, I was talking about our women wanting Taiwanese men.
>>72609266
we're full fuck off
>>72608394
Mate we've already become downtown Shanghai.
May as well give them the North Island at this point.
When Labor wins again.
Rudd tried to make us China but failed.
The next Labor clown who gets elected will finish the job.
>>72609266
Sure, only if you plan to come here and run a takeway shop or dairy. Otherwise, stay out, we're full.
>>72609376
Nigga you ain't no mainlander. Post a scribbled out citizen ID along with time stamp. Because there are no homegrown Chinese on 4chan.
>>72609412
honestly, as someone who's pretty anti treaty etc, I'm almost glad for the disturbing PC culture that makes us take the opinions of chiefs etc seriously, who are anti land sales, anti ching
>>72608186
why does 4chan have this flag? China is ONE, taiwan is china territory
remove taiwan flag from 4chan
>>72609449
>there are no homegrown Chinese on 4chan
What the fuck are you smoking
>>72609437
What's your relationship with Aussies? Why aren't you annexed I don't understand
>>72609405
population of 4 mill
>fuck off we're full
Get your own catch phrase please
I would rather Australia become China rather than Palestine or Syria
>>72609738
Why don't you annex New Zealand?
>>72609738
that's the joke boong
>>72609691
Fuck if I know, maybe they don't like the way we treat our indigenous population? Maybe they think we're a lost cause? Maybe they got their hands full? Who knows mate, who knows.
NZ and Aus got a relationship of being siblings with New Zealand being the younger weaker one. We compete in sports teams n shit, fuck if I know.
>>72609487
Being an ESL in the mainland doesn't make you Chinese. Sorry to bust your bubble, kiddo.
>>72609993
Aren't Aussies basically prisoners' descendants? How did they pull it off? Now they have police station and shit. What's that even for? Handcuffing spiders?
>>72610129
Get rekt burger
>>72610200
I dunno, something like that, England sent their prisoners over for a prison colony or someshit, and after they were let out, well they lived their lives? Not sure mate
>>72610370
Show me the id page and just black out anything sensitive. I'm about 90% certain it's your girlfriend's since I asked for national ID, not passport.
>>72608551
What province has the best women, anon? I'm going to steal one of them, preferably Christian, before they get get bulldozed and made into a new parking lot.
>>72610370
R A R E
>>72610556
You happy now?
>>72610556
>Girlfriend
Him being Chinese in question but a weeb shitposter with a GF is perfectly fine? You're a fucking mess m8.
>>72610739
The same question to you, other chink friend.
>>72610679
>>72610200
>>72610370
chinese """""""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""""""
>>72609376
>Ah, I was talking about our women wanting Taiwanese men.
What's the difference? arr rook same
>>72610824
Best women? I don't know, man. All women are shit. All of them.
Shanghainese women are alpha women of the earth. If you are into the kind of 'whip me plz queen' fantasy then Shanghainese women is the way to go.
>>72610739
Well, I am surprised. I suppose it could be a friend's, but I can't really prove that. I suppose I have to take you at your word now.
>>72610801
Nigger what are you on about. Every ESL in China dates Chinese village rats. Doesn't mean I like it, dipshit.
>>72610739
Which city are you from
Also seeing as 4chan and /pol/ aren't blocked in China why aren't there more Chinks here
>>72610952
上海 Shanghai, man its on my national ID
>>72610981
Never, EVER come to Australia my man
Tell your cousins and grandparents to fuck off too
>>72610928
Okay, then. North or South (excluding the Israel of the Far East aka Shanghai)?
>>72611043
I won't go there. Only losers go to Australia in my country. Wealthy ppl go to Canacuck. Hardworking and intelligent ones go to American.
>>72611081
North = Masculine women
South = Feminine women
I prefer south. I refuse to call Northern Chinese women women. But I seriously question your ability to handle Chinese women.
>>72611081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbiIu_EzuWk
This is pretty accurate.
>>72611234
>Only losers go to Australia in my country
Yeah no shit
That's why they all cheat in High School and Uni and cry racism when they can't get a job because they're socially retarded and functionally illiterate
Fuck off Zhang
>>72609738
we don't want to become as overpopulated as Japan
>>72611425
That's basically the definition of losers.
They are the kind of students who can't compete in Chinese education system. The competition is too fierce. So they go to Australia because you can go there with enough $$$.
Sometimes I really pity those kids. Born in China can really mentally crush you. When your classmates are all high IQ bastards you can easily give up upon yourself. Teachers in China READ OUT YOUR SCORES in front of everyone after every quiz. Being an academic idiot means that you HAVE TO CHEAT.
Really high IQ guys don't need to cheat.
>>72607815
You're right, except you're missing the fact that once a country has a sizeable "overseas Chinese" population, they inevitably stay loyal to the Mainland.
>>72611782
Yeah there are already powerful Chinese special interest groups and lobbyists here
I just find it fucked up that the same political party that was sending my dad's generation to die in Vietnam fighting communism is swanning around in China having a good time accepting Communist money and allowing state companies to invest here
It's hypocrisy
>>72611684
>Being an academic idiot means that you HAVE TO CHEAT.
They all cheat. Every single one of them. Even the "smart" ones.
>>72611684
Weren't there riots in China when one of your regional governments prohibited cheating?
You are all cheaters. Just as lazy as Middle Easterners, just smarter about it.
The Chinese work ethic meme is just that, a meme.
>>72611934
So they are not smart
Why are the 2 nations being infiltrated by Chinese shitpost so much?
>>72612002
Kek whatever you like, man
>>72610370
>May 1st, 1927
Fuck your chinese new year.
现在
>>72612076
Looked it up, it was in Hubei province or something, that might mean something to you
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10132391/Riot-after-Chinese-teachers-try-to-stop-pupils-cheating.html
arr rook and sound same
>>72612070
Youre getting a taste of what the internet would look like if China dropped its firewall
>>72607655
After Africa becomes the next China. imho there's literally no point invading Australia it's the biggest bogan shithole with our winnie blues, toohyes and walking, talking shit-posters. The chinks will make Africa a paradise within a few generations and in about 100 years or less everyone in Africa will have some Chinese blood in them.
>>72607655
>>72610370
>may 1st 192
Is year 192 in the chinese zodiac or something?
>>72612146
China is a jungle. Anything happens within it is normal. That isn't some prestigious school in China. Just some low-tier chink school
