Can we shitpost them off of this board like we did with India?
>>72603879
No.
Canada is a brother to me, they love Britian.
They have always been loyal to us.
Weedman and the leaf didnt work. Brace yourself for when Hillary wins though
>>72603879
>implying you haven't been trying for months
>inb4 a fucking leaf
>inb4 dude weed lmao
>inb4 chink
We'll be here long after you're gone amerifat
>>72604002
>>72604020
>>72603920
Great posts my friends
>>72603879
no, I like them
>>72603879
Canada is our greatest ally, fuck off.
>>72603920
Based motherland
>>72604124
Your flag is gay, fag
>>72604240
Good.
>>72603879
>it's another I hate canada because they shitpost but its OK when Australia does it episode brought to you by the same 5 americans who did it last time
How does it feel being a literal nigger?
I'l bake you a jizz cake
made of jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I'm no longer replying to leaf-posts. My flag brother the dashing 'Red Ensign' dissapeared long ago and I think the leafs were involved.
>>72603879
It will take more than just a few silly jokes to exile us from this haven of political incorrectness, and I would like to think that the evident failure of the "A FUCKING LEAF" and "DUDE WEED LMAO" meme are enough proof to support this. Indians are weak, they carry the burden of coming from a degenerate culture that believes in multiple gods and they worship cattle. They pray to a species that only exists to give us milk and meat. It comes to no surprise that a mere joke would end them. Canadians are different. We started off as allies of the British, we conquered the Indian-controlled land and replaced it with our superior Christian values, we currently remain one of the most highly educated nations and still hold one of the best economies. You see, Canada and U.S.A. can relate just a bit more than India and U.S.A. can, and I'm not going to let an empty promise of legalized marijuana define us. Once Trudeau is out of office and people vote a conservative in, we will return to greatness. God is with us.
>>72603879
Our niggers are better than your niggers.
Mainly jizz in the jizz cake
jizz in the jizz cake
jizz in the jizz cake
jizz in the jizz
baking jizz in the jizz cake
Can I have a custom jizz cake from my own jizz please?
I love little girls
Jizzzz caaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
Jizz from a jizz cake
I want a jizz
>>72604719
>thinking niggers are somehow magcally different because of an arbitrary border
i guarantee you'll be singing a different tune once they reach the proportions here as they are in Baltimore.
>>72604719
>implying any niggers are good
>>72603879
Sorry to disappoint you United states of Whales, but you can never shitpost us off this board.
>>72604666
I swear on my life, I'm not a satanist.
>>72604426
>>72604769
>>72604866
>>72604937
>>72604958
>>72604973
>India in charge of shitposting
>>72604987
>>72605003
Arjun go back to hotel
>>72603879
You know most of "canadian" shitposters are indians using our proxies, right?
>>72605057
Why, is your mom waiting for me there?
>>72603879
Poor americants.
>>72605057
jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
We just need Trudeau to put about 6 more ridiculous things on his head and Canada will walk away willingly.
>>72605335
>>72605159
POO
>>72603879
Also, I think you guys are jealous of just how ingenious the design of Canada's flag is. One color, 3 stripes, and an aesthetic and simplistic symbol to represent our land's nature and culture. U.S.A. on the other hand just has a single star for every state, and does not have a flag that actually represents their country which is the case for most countries. Weak!
>>72605498
poos in your mooh (mouth), anything else?
>>72603920
>they love Britain
not the quebecer tho , who make almost 30% of canada population
>>72603879
>canadians
Only if they're not white.
>>72605159
>>72604426
Going from designated shitting streets to designating shitpost threads isn't a 1 to 1 parallel, for starters you don't actually shit.
>>72605604
They don't even have a NAME for their country. We don't call ourself confederated provinces of america. Low energy.
#QueefInTheLeaf
>>72604990
okay so they are better because they make up a smaller number of the population.. They are still objectively better it just means that we can't let them reach critical nogmass
>>72605962
jizz in the jizz cake
>>72604180
>I think I love you
>>72605651
Who cares about them, even their motherland hates them.
>>72605962
Still better than being a maple sucking cuck from Canada
>>72604666
>>72603879
Not possible. Ever hear of chirping in hockey?
Canadians live for the banter. God bless 'em.
>>72603920
Your majesty
(Kneels and begins groveling)
The kikes will attack soon should we man the ramparts me, lord ???
>>72603879
3/3
>>72606511
This is true.
I know this.
>>72606388
>88
>>72606485
LMAO shutup faggot
But I'm nice.
>>72606268
You live and sleep in shit. There is nothing you can say that is going to change that. There is nothing you can say that will hurt the feelings of other nations. You are literally the most pathetic country on Earth.
Your people had to wear adult diapers because they couldn't be trusted to use clean, new government built toilets. But then the government had to cancel the diaper program because you'd wear them for weeks without changing them! That's what your nation has become: the equivalent of an abandoned geriatric hospital, with senile patients with overflowing diapers.
The West would have nuked you long ago, were it not for the fear of a subsequent stink cloud that would poison the global atmosphere for 20 years.
>>72606862
Silence
Frenchy
>>72603879
>be canadian
>be asian
>thinks they are relevant
>>72603879
Seeing the amount of Indian users today should have made it abundantly clear to you that you can't 'shitpost' out a demographic that flourishes in shit. The Canadians won't go
>>72607222
fuck off, nigger. Get off the internet and pay your taxes
>>72606862
>>72607222
>>72607569
>canada so bad they hate their "own"
>>72603879
Canada is great. All the Midwest and Deep South poor flyover states need to fuck off before Canada
>>72607628
the west isn't remotely canadian, just a bunch of asiancuck assholes
>>72603879
>>72606549
are you the one who made this that one night?
>>72604990
>thinking homo sapiens sapiens are somehow magically different because of an arbitrary shade
>>72607964
>thinking thousands of years of inbreeding had no effect
>>72607964
>thinking race is defined purely by the color of your skin
I think the mods are working on this. I found out yesterday my cell phone (rogers wireless) is range banned...
>>72607877
No, I have no clue how to make it.
With all the cringy Anti-Trump protests, fat acceptance and being healthy, cuckolding nu-males, trans-bathrooms drama, some porn being censored in a state that's against fags, BLM, niggers beating whites and getting away from it, libs stealing signs and getting away from it, mental illness acceptance, white shaming, males shaming, etc. Americans are just mad that they're the laughing stock of the world right now.
>>72603879
>Can we shitpost them off of this board like we did with India?
They're immune to it. In fact, they get off on it. They're literal masochists.
They like to hear you putting them down, as it makes them feel alive and relevant, for once. Getting hurt is a sign of being alive. Of existing. Of being slightly worthy enough to get their feelings hurt by someone who is leagues above them, in every conceivable way. Hurt by those who shouldn't even be bothering with the likes of them.
The merciful thing to do is to continue the abuse.
>>72607964
>arbitrary
>believing there's no difference between humans and niggers
right? pic related
fuck off cuck
>>72603879
yes use:
>did you get your weed yet?
>dude weed lmao
>a fucking leaf
>>72604020
did you get your weed yet??
