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Big election coming up m8s, who are ya votin' for?

Budget on Tuesday. They better not touch my autismbux.
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>>72598690
Adda boy.
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>>72598764
Top contribution m8.
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>Australia
>relevant

Pick one.
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>>72598942
Thanks for the banter Canada.

Practice is the only way you will get good.
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I'm voting for this cheeky cunt
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>>72598874
I'm voting lnp cos of this shitcunt
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>>72599081
He is a good troll but lolbertarianism at his age is just embarrassing.

I grew out of it before I started shaving (my balls).
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>>72598690
Who should we be voting for ?
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>>72599131
m8 I think the consensus is the meme right wing micro parties are the way to go. One Nation, Shooters and rooters, Katter Party.

Greens last of course.
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>>72599131
anyone who is gonna stop filthy fucking Muslims from entering our country.
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>>72599286
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>>72598942
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>>72599286
I wish there was someone who promised not just to stop them entering but to chuck the ones already here out.
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>>72599131
Always undoubtedly the Coalition. It's not even an option really.
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>>72599482
>the Coalition
They are globalist scum. Flooding the country with immigrants and selling whatever isn't nailed down to the chinks.

Fuck them.
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>>72599124
You want a medal, dickhead?

Fuck off.
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>>72599386
prepare your anus, shitcunt
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>>72599264
>>72599286
Look at these anons, throwing their votes away.

We need a government without Hockey and Pyne. Therefore I'm voting labour. Lesser of two evils, boys.
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>>72598690
If Labor gets in power you can expect to see the hate speech laws being enforced, and patriot groups being arrested while violent socialists are allowed free reign.
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>>72599629
Should have called me a communist turd m8.

Would have been better banter than your autistic ejaculation.
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>>72599669
>Hockey
m8 you are a bit behind the times.
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>>72598874
hahaha faggot
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>>72599579
>>72599669
>voting labor
Jesus Christ, what are you even doing on /pol/.
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>>72599669
>
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>>72599693
Are you finished or are you done?
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>Mfw Australia will never, under any circumstances, have guns again
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>>72599766
They are just leakage from other boards/leddit

We value freedom in this board.
(Not that liberal is very good at it, but better than labor)
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>>72599131
Family first, and some meme parties are the way to go but the left are playing hardball. Hence the coalitions bribery "We'll gib you X and Y". Vote for the coalition. This cannot be a decisive victory for good as there is no movement for it in Australia but you can stop Labor whos policy is literally "Lets have a recession" and import Africa unchecked.
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>>72599883
until there are 3d printers in every house.
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I'm gonna end up voting for Labor. I don't care if they don't deliver on the shit they say because its better than being run by the Coalition.

I'm part of the working class so it makes sense for me to vote for them, I don't want a 100 grand uni debt and I want NBN already ffs.

I just really hope they protect our borders like the Coalition does and don't let people in willy nilly. Probs not gonna happen.
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>>72599883
We don't need em we're too dangerous with em
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>>72599883
'More guns in Australia than ever, despite strict laws following Port Arthur massacre'

Have fun with your school shootings burger.
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>>72599922
>Family first
Don't fall for this trap m8. They are only good on family issues (fags). Everything else is a disaster.

They love boongs and reffos and sign up for globalist economics too.
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>>72599883
Dubs the pickle of truth never lies
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>>72599922
You realize that under Wayne Swan Australia literally dodged a recession?
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>>72599928
Fuck off cunt.

I'm also a commoner, but straya needs more businesses and sheet.

The mining boom is over, and ideas boom sounds promising.

Labor would just return to taxing our higher and printing money.
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>>72599883
>>72599883
It's called living in an Authoritative right state. Enjoy your liberty aka nigger apocalypse.
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/what-americans-do-with-guns-people-in-australia-do-with-their-fists-bashing-victim-claims/news-story/96839c5e7f787e0fa1bfa6cd71c29992
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>>72600044
m8 you are regurgitating pleb-level analysis and blue-pilled talking points.

This may be a shitposting board bu even here we expect a little better.
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>>72598690

What is the biggest crisis facing Australia right now?
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>>72599904
Are you over 40 y/o? If not, there is NO reason you should be voting Liberal.

>inb4 muh boats
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Gonna vote greens lads.
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>>72600162
Are you old enough m8?
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>>72600211
Yeah i'm 30 m80
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Going to study in your shithole next year.
Where do I get dem white pussies?
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>>72600044
what was the mining boom
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>>72600162
You must be 18 years or older to use this site
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>>72599928
>$100k uni debt

Name ONE course that costs this much. Fucking shill.

They have stated numerous times that they will import as many "refugees" as they can. This is the lefts strategy because their plans, such as gov't owned NBN simply cannot work and they only way they can remain in the future is to game the numbers by importing supporters.
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>>72600162
Why?
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>>72598690
Y'all better red-pill up. From what I've seen, all you aussies are sad faggots
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>>72600109
Yeah. And I'm 100% fine with that. I'm gonna vote for what is best for me, you fucking tard. You should too, nut.

I'll always vote for what is best for me. No matter what party.
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(You)
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>>72600319

Aviation
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>>72600333
I'm a firm believer in accelerationism, the faster this country collapses the better.
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>>72600162
>voting for literal Bolshevists
No.

I'm voting for a dick. I have to come to completely oppose Democracy as I've gotten older and more iron pilled and simply refuse to participate in it, especially against my will. I just want my name ticked off.
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>>72600409
>the faster this country collapses the better.
Nah m8 I don't want it to collapse until after my parents have died and I've inherited and sold their houses.
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>>72599693
>tfw I created this meme
god bless katter the flowers are blooming
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>>72599579
Because it's that or inflation. do you know how much money goes into welfare? It's literally the source of our deficit. We'd be running a $250b surplus if there was no centerlink.

https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/australian-banks-are-clamping-down-on-foreign-buying-of-homes-034057214.html?cmp=fb
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Ill setup my own political party in 2017

>Legalized Marijuana, Android Waifus that can give birth, Flying Cars and Free Energy and Conquer New Zealand and Canada Party, An AK47 for every Man Woman and Child.
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>>72600438
>I'm voting for a dick
Is it a big one m8, or more like your own?
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>>72600319

>They have stated numerous times that they will import as many "refugees" as they can

Give me a link from a credible source showing this and one showing the libs will close the gates and I'll vote libs.

My vote is in your hands.
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>>72600464
It's inevitable, might as well get it over and done with.
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Mark Latham went off on Weekend Sunrise this morning

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/morning-shows/mark-latham-and-andrew-okeefe-go-head-to-head-on-weekend-sunrise/news-story/124b5fcc6f7550eaa75c62c39709ea2e

>Latham was asked by Sunrise co-host Angela Cox if he thought men felt threatened now that women today are educated and better off financially.

>Latham replied, “no I think the average man is doing quite fine, they ignore most of the left feminist clap trap. They ignore people like Van who are a very very minority interest in our society, she’s a self declared anarchist way way on the extreme left of politics representing perhaps point zero, zero, per cent of thought in Australia so she’s safely ignored”.

>“You live in cloud cookoo land. If you’re on the 11:30 train out of the city and there’s a women’s only carriage, and you’re a bad bloke looking to do damage, you’re going to go straight in,” Latham said referring to the idea of having womens only carriages on late night trains.

>“That’s a really good insightful comment there. Great to have constructive debate there. Thank you. And thank you all for your insights and thank you Mark for the entertainment,” O’Keefe said.

kek
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>>72598690
Vote 1 ALA
Australian Liberty Alliance
It's who the Liberal Party Right (Abbott supporters) are rallying around as the Liberal Party alternative
Good chance of picking up Senate seats under the new voting system and a double dissolution
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>>72600479
It was well memed m8.
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>>72600529
cheers mate
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>>72600495
I consider about 7.5 inches to be pretty big, so my own I suppose. Although I'm a shit drawer so I doubt it'll look like mine specifically unfortunately.
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>>72600393
$27k here

https://degrees.griffith.edu.au/Program/1517/Overview
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>>72600480
>We'd be running a $250b surplus if there was no centerlink
And cunts would be starving and begging and crime would go through the roof.

And I wouldn't get my autismbux.
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>>72600319
Just watch when the budget comes out on Tuesday fuckwit. The Coalition is searching for budget savings and they're calling for increases on HECS.

It makes so much sense too considering how much debt we're in right now 'cuz of Joe "looks more like an italian mobster than actual italian mobsters" Hockey
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>>72600528
ALA are a christian-zionist party.
A vote ALA is a vote for Israel.
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>>72600340
^_^

You appreciate personal freedom and individualism, than you are ok in me book.
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Why couldn't the election be after Brexit?

REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>72600409
You do realize that in that event, people like you will be some of the first to go? Only Cletus and Noonga survive that shit.
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>>72600544
>7.5 inches
I am a bit skeptical of that claim m8. Anyone can say that on the internet.
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>>72599928
>claims to be working class
>complains about large uni debt

the working class don't go to uni dipshit, bourgeois pretenders gtfo,
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>>72598690
dick smith
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>>72600621
i'll be okay m80
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>>72600516
Based.
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>>72600678
You are prepped for the road war m8?
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WHY DOESN'T AUSTRALIA HAVE A MEME CANDIDATE THAT TRIGGERS SJW WHEN YOU TELL THEM YOU VOTED FOR HIM

ITS NOT EMPOWERING TO VOTE FOR MALCOLM LIKE IT WOULD BE TO VOTE FOR TRUMP, IT IS JUST EMBARRASSING.

REEEE
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>>72600623
Well I'm not some tinder degenerate so you're not getting a photo lol.

I know a dick request when I see it ;)
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>>72600628
exactly. the working class are the bogans and abos. together they will slaughter the fuck head out of social alternative leftists you see at uni for being bourgeoisie scum
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>>72600516
Latham is hilarious
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>>72600718
Small dick confirmed.
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>>72600619
What difference would it make m8?
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>>72600767
AHAHAHHAHAH CUNT
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>>72600516
Latham is what the Labor party used to be like before it got cucked by the Greens. They used to actually care about the white working class and middle class Australian, Now all they care about is faggots, trannies, muzrats and assorted brown people.
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>>72600586
Israel is on the other side of the world m8.
Unless you are a Muslim, it dosen't matter.
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>>72600501
Here's Turnbull saying refugees aren't coming in. Note Peter Duttons response to PNG pressure regarding Manus Island.
https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/31470450/asylum-seeker-dies-after-setting-himself-on-fire-at-nauru/

Here's Labors plans to double intake and give them all PR.
http://www.alp.org.au/asylumseekers
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>>72600707
Voting Liberal Democrats triggers them a bit.

Saying you are voting for Pauline Hanson can do the job too, but she has been around so long she has lost a bit of edge.
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>>72600743
Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night!
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>>72600793
>Uk votes leave
>Australian party begins discussing free movement between Canada the uk, nz and us.

I'd vote for whichever party encourage sit
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>>72600287
The mining boom didn't prevent us going into recession ya dopey cunt.
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>>72600707
pyne is pretty meme worthy
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Do Australian politicians huff gasoline to appeal to abos?
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>>72600501
>By 2025, Labor will increase Australia’s annual humanitarian intake to 27,000 – almost double the current intake under the Abbott Government

www.alp.org.au/asylumseekers
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What happened to yall? Australia used to put out some decent music. If it wasn't for 4 chan I wouldn't know yall existed.
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>>72600860
IT wouldn't be an election issue m8.
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>>72600707
Corey Bernardi in South Australia

Hopefully ALA meme protest a mosque somewhere and cause an SJW backlash for the rest of us
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>>72600528
Pls no Zionism.
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>>72600933
No but I guarantee the idea will be floated and I am willing to bet only labour will like the idea.

Personally I am voting Christian alliance or fishers and shooters
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>>72600844
>>72600888
I say I support Cory Bernardi, which gets them pretty angry but I think it also looks like I'm trying too hard because he's not actually running for PM, and won't be for some time.

Australia needs a genuine, new SJW triggering PM candidate.
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>No party supports my particular centralist views
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>>72600928
Good music? such as?
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>>72599928
>I don't want a 100 grand uni debt
It sounds like you want your uni course underfunded and your classes filled too the brim with bogan retards and prajeets and changs.

>I want NBN already ffs
There is literally no need for NBN for private residences you don't need to stream your shitty kike-flix shows or download your cuck porn any faster.

fuck off faggot go play some league of legends at your local internet cafe
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>>72600767
ANOTHER ONE OF MY MEMES
HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
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>>72601042
What you need is a LGBT party m8.
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>>72600998
Who cares m8?
Not an Australian issue
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>>72601058
Fuck you mate

>Drive home
>Realise I forgot to upload program to server before leaving
>Program is 1 gb
>9 hours

Fuck you, I could have driven back and done it locally faster.
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>>72600883
I'm pretty sure it did?

Record high prices and exports to China/India saved our ass from the GFC. We would have been royally fucked.

Unfortunately we did fuck all with the money, so now that the mining boom has ended, that royal fucking is just around the corner.
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>>72600998
Who the fuck cares? For Australians Zionist ideology is basically irrelevant except for two things, causing butthurt to leftists and alienating mudshits here so that they reveal their powerlevels in radical ideology to the rest of Australia
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>>72601102
m8 there is zionism in the heart of our nation, eating away at us. It isn't just about a foreign country.
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>>72601042
Xenophon does.
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>>72601075
>>72601042
what he needs is a noose
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>>72601059
your a meme master m8, keep up the good memes.
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>>72599041
kek
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>>72601058
>being this much of a cuck

FUCK OFF YOU'RE A DISGRACE CUNT
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>>72601102
>voting for the jews

no thanks m8
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>>72601059
Maybe you're a quality shitposter m8?
Make some more OC that we can steal and repost
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>>72601114
go live in Taiwan
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>>72601102
Whether or not to send them billions of dollars is an Aussie issue.
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>>72601058
unfortunately the times we live in require a decent internet connection, and i can tell you right now that copper cables certainly don't give you a decent internet connection. some people use that shit to make a living, you know.
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>>72601214
Go kill yourself
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>>72601224
im already getting nbn speeds on copper friendo
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I like SOME of the micro parties but don't want my votes to end up electing some faggot micro party because the micro party I DID vote for was involved in vote swapping shenanigans.

I am voting LNP to avoid the fine pretty much.
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>>72601058
>>72601214
Fuck you cunt, we have literal 3rd world internet, fucking Romanian gypsies have better internet than us.
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>>72601259
...i'm not, its like a hampster is powering my internet.
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>>72600260
If you want white pussy dont tell anyone that you're a fresh off the boat student. You guys are a dime a dozen and always seam to end up getting glassed. just pretend you have been here a couple of years
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>>72601133
As long as they oppose 18c they are not controlled, and if 18c goes people can reveal powerlevel against them until there hearts content
Also see>>72601124

As long as 18c goes it don't matter.
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>>72601265
Just get your name ticked off, then donkey vote for TRUMP on the ballot paper.
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>>72598690
Numbering all the boxes, minor parties first, major parties last.

The perfect house of reps/senate is one full of so many minor parties/independents it devolves into chaos and nothing can get done.

CHAOS BE PRAISED!
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>>72601172
Who are you going to vote for then m8?
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who /S+F/ here?
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>>72598690
Greens and Cyclist Party at top. Labor somewhere in the Middle, Liberal and all those Christ cucks last.
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>>72601224
>some people use that shit to make a living, you know.

if this is the case, you call up your ISP and say

"hey cunts I'm running a business out of home and I need to be hooked up with cable internet connection what can you do for me? I will charge you $Xk for doing it"

Your ISP will be like alright m8 we'll do it within 6 months. This is how every other single business does it. If you can't sort this out you shouldn't be running your own business, you're a cuck and you should fuck off.
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>>72601058
Got NBN where I live, I notice fuck all difference as I am not some shut in who needs to watch the latest Game of Cucks episode in HD with no buffering.
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>>72599669
>throwing their votes away.

Ignore the shit teir political tastes of the comic author, the message is sound.
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>>72601366
Why?
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>>72601221
We don't, what are you talking about m8, we aren't the US. It's not an issue for us in Australia like it is for Americans.
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>>72601366
we have id's anon....
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>>72601366
You sound like a top bloke
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>>72598690
I'm voting turd sandwich in the reps but have no idea in the senate.
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>>72601403
It will be if ALA gets votes.
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>>72599928
>I'm gonna end up voting for Labor.
>I'm part of the working class


I got news for you. Labour isn't a workers party
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>>72598690
/aus/ on 8 ch is good if anyone wants to check it out for bantz and Aussie discussion
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I can already tell r/Australia is leaking back to /pol/ for the upcoming federal election by the amount of free-loading muh NBNers on here

The Government never should have got involved with out internet infrastructure you fucking retards,
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Which party will end British slavery and restore the true Australian flag?
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>>72601453
Fuck off cunt
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>>72601408
kek
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>>72601453
cheers m8
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Family First

t. Aussie abroad
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>>72601526
you got away with it too...
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>>72601471
>no red, black and yellow

into the thrash it goes.

show some respect to the indigenous people of this land you cunt
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>>72601366
Greens and Christ cucks are both equally horrible.
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>Big election

you change you Pm every 6 months
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>>72601265
New elections laws m8
There are no more preference swap deals, preferences only go to what you write on the ballot.

Optional preferential Senate voting, see:
>Voting is different this election
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuUxZlZygO0

http://www.aec.gov.au/Voting/How_to_Vote/Voting_Senate.htm
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>people who cant tell the difference between b8ters and reddit
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>>72601465
can you anti nbn faggots please fuck off? Do you not realise that fast and cheap internet will help our economy? Do you not understand that a faster internet connection will make everyday things easier?

For example: Chick I work with has to upload a video of her teaching to qualify for the final tests for teaching at university.
>300mb
>about 4 hours on 18/1
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>>72601587
What's this "logo" box m8?

Are we putting pictures on the ballot now as well as the party name?
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>>72601630
>cheap

stopped reading there lmao
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>>72601397
"do i have to follow a how to vote card"

I've seen this shit multiple elections. Little old ladies queued outside the booths with their 'how to vote cards' for Christopher Pyne.

Voting probably green 1, labor 2, liberal last. They'll sell us to the yanks.
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>>72601636
you have to be able to memorize the party logo to be able to vote
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>>72601630
>Government should do it

Nah, optus should do it.
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>>72600767
>he supports family first
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>>72601671
Poor quality banter and shitposting m8. Lift your game.
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>>72600528
This.

Labor winning the election is almost a full blown conclusion. Our best bet is to flood the senate with right leaning anti-refugee micro parties. And with the changes to senate voting rules it should be easier to do
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>>72601685
>he supports family last
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>>72601682
>>72601682
Government should break up telstra. That is the real solution to our internet infrastructure problems
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>>72601630
Well tell her to move out of bumfuckville
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>>72601730
Agreed.
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>>72601724
>Labor winning the election is almost a full blown conclusion.
Lol m8 you are a clown if that is your best analysis of the situation.
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>>72601670
>Voting probably green 1, labor 2, liberal last. They'll sell us to the yanks.
Yeah I'd rather have migrants in my rental and the property under a chinks name.
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>>72601760
20/1 is standard adsl2 speed everywhere mate.
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>>72598690
Anyone who votes Liberal is fucking brain dead fool. On the surface the seem the red pilled choice, but look at what they do. They sell us out to the gooks, and now their selling us out to the surrender monkeys for submarines. srs. we are buying military hardware from a country who gets pwned in every war. Not only that they line their pockets with every single last cent they can take. Do I need to remind people about Bishops 5k helicopter ride because the old hag couldn't be fucked with traffic to goto a private liberal party that was funded by the tax payer? How about hockey claiming accommodation benefits to live in his fucking wife's mansion? How about selling out our fibre network so they foul Jew Murdoch can keep his foxtel profitable?

Wake the fuck up.
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>>72600816
Exactly. Australian's political party system is fucked. The Liberals aren't real Liberals and the Labour party are cucks. In the US, it's pretty clear what values each party stands for (Democrat/Republican) but here it's just a mess.
I'm gonna be voting for either PUP, Katter's Australian or the Australian Liberty Alliance depending on which candidates are in my area. I wish Clive Palmer would actually do something though instead of sitting his fat arse on his miningbux all day.
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Did you know Gay Marriage is unconstitutional?
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>>72598690
close down centrelink / welfare

legalize open carry to 3rd gen Australians born before 1980

strip muslim families of citizenship for any infringement, jay walking etc

everything else will sort itself out, no worries m8.
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>>72601124
Cuckness levels are out of control
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>>72601636
Hmm looks like it. Probably introduced to stop the Liberal Democrats from stealing Liberal votes
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>>72601803
Well put m8.
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>>72601630
nigger if you change your connection to adsl in ur router it makes ur upload better
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>>72601685
Pic related actual results
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>>72601827
>close down centrelink / welfare
How the fuck am I meant to live without my bux m8?
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>>72601803
Australia should make its own hardware such as pic related.
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>>72601188
>>72601148
thank you all, i will continue sharing my gift from god
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>>72601937
I'd have a beer with you t͏bh
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>>72601943
Work.
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>>72601811
>PUP

I don't think it exists anymore, Palmer got BTFO and is going broke, he also proved to be just another billionaire rat who only cares about his own interests.
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>>72601959
with the build quality of a commodor?
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Ticked all the anti-muslim stuff and still got greens.

I care to much about the planet, sorry folks
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>>72598690
Voting for the greens friendo.
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>>72601965
Do you take meme requests m8?
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>>72599883
I don't think you understand how gun laws work in non batshit crazy places.

We have banned the usage and importation of fully automatic firearms and due to having to keep them in lockboxes until we are using them along with a complete lack of open carry laws it just seems we have no guns.
There's plenty of guns here, they are integral to many rural farmer's livelihoods as a feral boar can take 2 or three shots from a shotgun to take down. Recreational shooting is beginning to become more popular here too.

In summary; yous a cheeky cunt there, blowing ya tits up and pissing on about stuff you know nothing about.
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>>72601670
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>>72601529
No problem it's a good place
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>>72601827
Fuck off back to America sepo.
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>mfw when I'm in my 30's and never voted
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>>72601920
He restores my soul; He guides me in the paths of righteousness For His name's sake. Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me. You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies; You have anointed my head with oil; My cup overflows.…
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>>72598690
id bote for the midnight oil dude
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>>72601397
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>>72601803
So who are you voting for, or do you just memepost to demoralise the right?
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>>72602002
what website was this again?
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>>72601813
It also falls under "good luck getting the government to force the denominations to change a SACRAMENT".

They should be calling it "Gay civil union". They can't force the churches to marry gays. They can give them tax breaks for all I care though.
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>>72601974
>Work
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>>72599286
Xenophobe.
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Vote for Greens or da Sex Party
- Legalise drugs, prostitution and porn
- Trigger conservative christian hicks

Goodbye. Fun trolling you virgin basement dwellers
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>>72602075
Yeah, you ought to work.
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>>72602076
>Xenophobe
It is spelled Xenophon m8.
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>>72599883
That's a good thing though.
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>>72602066
http://australia.isidewith.com/
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>>72602100
>work
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>>72602069
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>>72598942
Lol Canada you wish you could bantz with the likes of aussies
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>>72599904
>value freedom
>conservatives are against the freedom to marry the same gender, legal weed, etc.

Wew the right stand for freedom wew
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>>72601840
Why should Australia sacrifice it's interests for Arabs, why shouldn't you not support a right-of-Liberals party because they are anti-Arab/Muslim?

You're placing Palestinian Muslims interests above Australias if you dismiss ALA over meme support for Israel.
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>>72602204
The jews are also a type of arab.
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>>72599264
>>72599286
Man lets import Aussies you guys are fucking cool
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>>72600026
So you're a bigot?
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>>72602204
Why should Australia sacrifice it's interests for Jews

Don't start this "if you hate Jews you must love Muslims" bullshit with me young man

What a fucking cuck you are
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>>72602031

Well howdy doody to you too partner, hows about I stick this here feather in my hat and call it macaroni
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>>72598690
props libs democrats or liberals. there isn't a single party I agree with but at least liberal trys. labor does not suit my economic views but preferred their NBN plans. Greens are a meme party.
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>>72602303
topkek, you've redeemed yourself, gun nut.
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>>72602282
>So you're a bigot?
I don't even have one wife m8, let alone several.
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Looks like I am the least reddit here desu
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>>72602076
No. I'm not a Xenophobe or w/e how you spell it. I want to keep people out of this country that believe Women are inferior humans with no rights.

I don't want people in this country who believe if you leave Islam you should be killed.

I don't want people in this country that are literally responsible for 95% of all terrorist attacks in the world.

I don't want people in this country that look up to a mass murderer, a rapist and a pedophile.

I don't want people in this country that think if I even so much as CRITICIZE their "god" or "prophet" that I should be beheaded.

I don't wan't people in this country that want to take away my rights.

Fuck you, you regressive piece of cunt.

pic related: Muslim protests in Sydney after some organization slandered Islam, rightfully so.

Fuck Islam, fuck Muslims.
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Did you know that Australia is responisble for over 60% of the world internet piracy? Imagine the shitstorm TPP would cause regarding that alone.
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>>72602400
Reddit loved Ron Paul m8. They are babbies like you.
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>>72598874
LNP here I go
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>>72602400
>lolbertarian
>the least reddit

topcuck
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>>72600516
>anarchist
>left wing

Wow I love how political commentators know shit all about politics.
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>>72602452
>being this new
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>>72602431
Is this sarcasm or autism?
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>>72602431
Women literally are inferior though lol.
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>>72602502
That cartoon doesn't make any sense.
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>>72602495
Anarchist are left wing you retard
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>>72602549
>Women literally are inferior
In my experience women can write just as good books as men.
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Friendly reminder to vote below the line, lads. Here's a website to help you order your senate seats on the ballot.

http://www.senate.io
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>>72601772
Unless the libs spend money like it's Christmas in this budget, no one's going to vote for them.

Captain Onion was a dud who had problems stringing 4 words together caused too much damage to the libs image, before he was dumped. And no one likes turdbull let alone understand what the cunt is saying.

Best case scenario is another minority government, which Labor will form with help from the greens
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>>72602568
hence proving how new you are

congratulations.
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>>72602606
Since when do Australians use the word "lad". Kill youself you pomme wannabe
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>>72602589
m8, women are dumb cunts, we just don't want muzrats controlling them.
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>>72598690
greens, socialist alliance, animal justice party

t. #resistcapitalism
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>>72602652
I'm so new m8 I just rused you.
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>>72602679
>animal justice party
what
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>>72602648
m8 serious ask: How old are you?
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>>72602568
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>>72602523
>is this sarcasm or autism
>muh regressive as fuck strawman that literally can't think of anything else but trying to insult me because I don't agree with his ideas

Please, just try and think of something...please. Fuck out of my country, mudslime lover.
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>>72599041
>Practice is the only way you will get good.
Kek'd. Why do Leaves never make me laugh like my countrymen?

>>72599081
>>72599264
>>72599579
>>72599669
Have you never voted before? Do you understand how it works? You have two votes, one for each house. Small parties do not contest all lower house seats. Feel free to vote from 1-200 tiny senate parties, but in the lower house you need to vote ALP or Coalition. It doesn't matter if you do ALP 1 Coalition 2 or ALP 5 Coalition 6, it's the same shit. Only they will win any seats.

>>72599928
You must be 18 to contribute to this board.
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>>72602700
>trolled XDDDD
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>>72602755
Jokes on you cunny, I'm 18. I'm the same cunt slamming Muslims in this thread so pipe down love.
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>>72602717
AJP wants to give animals constitutional protection based on their sentience, as opposed to their instrumental value. The party's mission is "To promote and protect the interests and capabilities of animals by providing a dedicated voice for them in Australia’s political system."

http://animaljusticeparty.org/
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>>72601630
current NBN plans will make that better anyway. You don't a 1gig upload speed lmao. Start ups put their servers in a datecentre anyway lmao
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