When the time comes for the great happening will you be prepared?
Post your neo-crusade gear
Pic related
>>72589487
straya you are going to drop first before anyone wearing that shit
>>72589578
Whats the fucking point if you dont look stylish burgercuck
>not rattling off machine gun fire from inside an aesthetic set of armor
>>72589487
>wear that
>see someone 40 feet away with a gun
>charge at them
>die
>>72589651
>see someone 40 feet away with a gun
Implying that dude can see anything at all.
Dayus voolt *tips bucket helmet*
>>72589899
This
>>72589899
>neo /pol/ shits on the crusades
wew lad
>>72589487
I'm ready guys
Muh 1000 years of power
>AUGUST 5--Meet Robert McClain. The Michigan man, 42, was arrested last week after he attempted to literally go medieval on cops. According to the below Royal Oak Police Department report, officers were dispatched to McClain's home after a motorist called 911 to report that McClain had fled the scene of an auto accident. When they arrived at his crib, McClain allegedly tried to strike a cop with a four-foot sword. After missing, McClain retreated to his basement, where he donned a chainmail armored vest and leather gauntlets to protect his arms. He also added a giant wooden mallet to his arsenal and beckoned officers to come downstairs and get him. 'I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls,' McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least),
he added, 'I have a thousand years of power.'
>That omnipotence, however, was no match for a police Taser, which felled McClain. He was then carted off and charged with felony assault and a misdemeanor count for failing to remain at an accident scene
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/crusader-nabbed-michigan-cops
>>72589487
Gambeson and chainmail.jpg
also a drcnt sword, axe, and spear.
>>72590140
Adam?
>>72591181
Steve?
>>72589487
>>72589642
>walking around in ridiculously cumbersome useless armour that doesn't shield you from anything
>visible from a mile away
>impossible to traverse during any weather conditions including simple heat
Wear an SS cap or something, it's simpler.
>>72593318
>taking this post so seriously
M8 its just a stealth armor porn thread
>>72593078
Love that helmet
>>72589487
DEUS VULT
Why aren't you Militum Christi anon?
Do you fear the saracen?
>>72589487
>>72589578
>>72589651
Lol, I forgot. We can just take Straya, when the happening comes. They don't have any guns, lmao.
>>72596117
>Australians dont have guns
I go hunting though.
The gun laws are just very strict so most people dont bother, but you can get them. Its just a bunch of paperwork.
Like I'm not allowed to store my guns at home, I have them in a safe at my club.
>>72596452
Yea, I know. But still, you basically don't even have guns. What if your club blows up? What If i am already in your house.
We have laws and stuff, but come in my house and my firearm is out of the safe, unlocked, and loaded in less than a minute.
>>72597614
Well you could take out Australia but then we all go into our secret underground tunnels that we use to hide from the midday sun.
>>72589487
Get off crusader kings II and stop larping you fucking autist. There is never going to be a Christian crusade in your lifetime.
I gotcha senpai.
>>72597953
Tricky Strayan bastards. Did you steal the secrets of the Natives? We have deserts here, but I don't think most Burgers could survive there. We might accidentally roam into the center and get lost, lol!
>>72589487
I'm ready to kill some sandniggers, OP.
Pic related, its me in Pakistani made steel chainmail. Ironic, I know, but atleast I'm cucking their resources.
>>72598316
Getting cucked for your hard earned money for some shitty paki armor is being a cuck, not cucking. Dumb nigger
women and gays like you will only interfere with true men like me, pic related
>>72598316
>he doesn't make his own chain mail
