Why aren't there any conservative comedians?
Because it will hurt feels.
>>72565671
>political humor
>funny
There's Newt Gingrich
>>72565671
Donald trump?
>>72565671
Because the Jews.
There are quite a few, even if many of them hide it. But yes most are liberal. I think the conservative comics are the older ones, there are quite a few and not many of them are all that popular anymore.
The number one is Norm
>>72565671
>what is every /pol/ user who isnt a leftist reddit crossposter
>>72565671
Because we on the right are too busy working and living our lives to support against our will, those who watch these political comedians.
conventional conservatism is inherently unfunny
only alternative stuff like this place is funny, and that's not big enough to have it's own shows or get lots of recognition otherwise
>>72565671
simply because of this conservatives generally stick to facts or theories that have a great amount of traction. facts do not sit as well with comedy as say hyperbole or emotional jabs which people on the left tend to do. it is the conservative search for truth (or data to support their claims) that make them not particularly funny. if you would like to know more look up Bill Whitle and Andrew Klaven they can provide some answers on why conservatives (both social and political) are loosing the culture war.
>>72565671
This meme again. Comedians have to suck a mile of Jewish dick to ever make it.
>>72565671
Dennis Miller?
Why is Reddit not funny?
>>72565671
Right-wing people are bitter and have no sense of humor.
>>72565671
There are, you just live in a bubble and choose to deny their existence
>>72565671
>>72565671
Because comedy is based on mocking tradition and authority. And that's what comedy is because it's all Jews.
>>72565671
because people more concerned with pushing a political agenda over telling jokes aren't fucking funny
this applies to leftists as well
>>72565671
Not every comedian has to be a standup comedian. Many of them have their own podcast and radio shows and are very funny . Steven crowder, Gavin MccInes, for starters
Theres not a lot.
Dennis Miller and Nick Dipaolo come to mind.
>>72566243
not only that but any form of acting or entertainment is INHERENTLY degenerate.
there was once a time when actors were treated as worse than whores, because at least whores served a function
norm macdonald
colin quinn
>>72565671
Because conservatives have nothing to smile about these days. All that we hold dear, is dead and gone.
>>72565711
Fpbp
It would be racist sexist and bigoted, and that isn't allowed nowadays.
>>72566549
Ive never heard Norm talk politics
>>72565671
(((((((((((((comedians))))))))))))))))
>>72565671
"""""""""""""comedians""""""""""""""
>>72565671
Carlin wasn't conservative?
>>72565671
Because reality isn't a joke.
>>72567520
He was a commie against political correctness
>>72565671
Because """comedy""" these days is basically just "DUDE REPUBLICANS LMAO"
>>72565671
There are. They just don't get a huge following because Jews won't put them on television.
Every single meme the internet laughs about these days is from a right-winger.
>>72566382
>Nick Dipaolo
This ginzo is based as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxvSs7xfSso
>>72566135
Because everyone is trying to be the first to say what everyone else wants to hear.
>>72567415
thats one killable pic
>>72565671
Because the truth isn't funny, it's terrifying.
>>72567460
>>72565866
>>72566091
>>72566243
No hard feelings but I will never understand why you guys have a problem with Jews, and at the same time revere entrepreneurship and rich men like Trump.
>>72567744
I miss Tough Crowd so fucking muchos.
There's /pol/'s favourite comedian Sam Hyde
>>72565711
/thread
>>72565671
Because a conservative takes politics serious, unlike all of the soviet/anarcho capitalist/populist scum that plagues this board.
>>72567920
Literally started watching ep. 1.
>Tfw when Nick calls a niglet "colored" on national tv.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8uMjK5zMek
>>72567813
Tell me how the two are intrinsically tied.
Conservatives, true conservatives, have been losing for hundreds of years and liberals have been winning. To the conservative mind this is no laughing matter.
Liberals, on the other hand, are largely winning, and if you ask the average liberal what they think of the state of the world, they will tell you they think it is better than ever and things are constantly improving. We just need a few more things like transsexual rights and legalized necrophilia and everything will be perfect.
Which mentality is more likely to prefer their "news" presented as entertainment?
>>72570050
Trump is a full time huckster anon
No one sells anything at The Sharper Image with the intent of enriching his fellow man
>>72567346
He's been getting a little outspoken Christian lately.
He went on some rant on a talent show, and he goes on about it in an interview with Dave Rubin I believe.
>>72570451
Sounds convincing I am now a cruzlim.
>>72565671
There's no need. Liberals are already a joke
Bill Burr?
>>72565866
>implying Steven Crowder is funny
Because politics isn't funny, idiot
>>72565671
Well psychologically speaking, conservatives tend to be low on openness, meaning they aren't very creative. How can you be funny without being creative?
Bill O'Riley
>>72565671
Dennis Miller.
He also is a patrician with high IQ, and makes a lot of vague references that only highly-cultured people would get.
It's a lot better than your average leftist/Jew comedian making jokes about how white people suck and constant vulgarity.
Because it's hard to tell jokes when you have no soul.
Greg Gutfeld, he's just not funny.
>>72571935
even when you understand Miller's references its still on the level of the free association madlibs games that family guy plays.
>>72565671
Trump is a one of the best comedians.
The truth isnt funny
Best we have are Shapiro and Milo who make college students laugh cause they can meme with them together
>>72565881
But Norm is also the biggest liar in comedy so it's impossible to know what his real beliefs are.
>>72566243
Comedy is based on making people laugh though.
>>72565711
fpbp
>>72565671
Hard truths don't make for good comedy.
>>72566421
Mocking degenerates is pretty entertaining
>>72565812
conservatives
>>72565671
comedy requires a bit of truth, right wingers bring to much of it for most to find the humor.
>>72570538
look as much as you might wanna protect the guy or his image the simple fact is that he's not some hard working industrialist who's out to enrich the people of america by giving them manufacturing jobs again
His primary buisness is real estates and resorts, along with selling the image of himself as being a rich blowhard- it's all fluff. There's nothing there that's designed to better the world around him or create jobs that could sustain a family. If you wanna keep supporting him in spite of that, hey that's your choice. Just don't lie to yourself or anyone else.
I know that iDubbbz tore the Quran in half and supports usage of the Confederate flag, don't know if he's right-wing though.
>>72574366
I already said I converted to your cult leave me alone.
