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Mupdate 15
Kentucky under full control of Ohio demon-gods.
Cascadia uniting northwest after fall of Alaska rule.
Homer slowly eating away at NorthEast.
Roll to Conquer Missouri.
>>72563793
Fill out the rest of California, remeber to take those islands in the south
>>72563793
Fill Arizona
Cuckadia gun get rekked white boi
>>72563793
Massachusetts still needs to be liberated
>>72563793
Finish taking back Idaho, spill into Montana
>>72563793
>Moloch
Take back MO
>>72563793
dude, how the fuck did helsinki manage to get one territory in new york.
First off, Im +16 (now +12) and I rolled a 6
He rolled a 7 and is only plus 2.
It doesnt take a genius to see there was some discrepancy here.... reclaim new york and spill over to mass. kinda petty though...
>>72564105
I question that little Arkansas snake up, but whatever, its just a game
>>72563793
Split attack Ohio and Kentucky
>>72564105
so here
we see
>>72564076 = 26
>>72564105 = 25
26 + 3 = 29
25 + 12 = 38
I gain 9 Ts and that basically means I get Mass and New york this round.
Cuckadia going down white bois. Yo womminz belong to us. BBC empire forever
>>72564286
Nah white boi you gon get cucked . Nubian kings forever
>>72564312
god damn it get the fuck out of here newfag, go back to the bernie sanders general thread.
>>72564270
>I'm getting a little trigger happy on this red button here
>>72564312
Cascadia isn't even a white supremacist thing you dumb faggot.
>>72564286
Ok i fixed it by doing your roll this round and adding 9, so you have NY, Mass, and some of Vermont and NH
>>72564426
Lol white boi made we taking his women. Oh man white extinction can't CUM fast enough lmao we all know white bois got tiny dick so dey cent do muffin. They like little asian dick but asian at least do kung fu lmao
White dick worthless
Has attack value of -5
>>72564601
Based. Thanks man.
It looks like the Free North has left, Tojo is a land of honour, and would like to officially end our NAP with them.
Glory To The Setting Sun!
>>72564645
you sound like a freshman highschooler who just found out about 4chan last month.
quality meme friend, now go bother the other threads.
>>72564312
>>72564404
>said by 2 white americans
>>72564601
>>72564704
Nah nigga yo attack don't count. Dat white dick lmao
>>72564286
Nice math. You're still fucked though
Nukes can be launched anywhere right? I assume we have V2s, right OP?
>>72564855
>2 WHITE AMERICANS
>>72564487
One lost state is worth taking your nation
>>72564884
Anywhere on the map
>>72564905
OP, is this revenge for what I did to India last game?
>if so youer playing Risk right
>>72564985
How do nukes work anyway? Do states that have been nuked not give any bonus?
>>72564905
dont listen to the little underaged white kid.
were obviously 2 adults having a civilized, mature conversation on a nice board.
Ayy lmao white boi when u gonna get cucked by big Hawaiian dick lmao
>>72565092
You subtract two from it. So if California was nuked it would be worth only 3 instead of 5
Mupdate 16
Miami slowly gaining ground in Missouri
Ohio threatens nuke
Homer gains a lot of ground in New England
>>72565076
Yes. We will slaughter your cult and break your shrines.
Roll for Missouri
Lol the KEK empire gun KEK all dey white bois lmao!!
>>72565245
Fill Arizona
>>72565245
Finish The Mission
holy fuck Moloch, roll something god already.
>>72565145
DUDE BLACK COCKS LMAO
i bet you get all the girls with quality memes like that, my friend
>>72565245
Fill Montana
>>72565330
Spill to Oklahoma
>>72565245
Finish off all of California, then attack Oregon
>>72565330
Texas build wall and let the cuckening begin
>>72565245
Last stand, attack homer
>>72565245
>Moloch
Defend and take back/advance on states by Coons
>>72565330
You have 14 left, where to spill?
>>72565245
Defend from the assault. Continue advanced in Ohio and Kentucky.
>>72565360
Ok since I was attacked change those troops from Montana to defend Oregon and invade California.
>>72565490
solid roll friend
>>72565495
U mean spill your tiny while boi load..... Lmao nigga you gay
>>72565495
Oklahoma. If you want that state then Utah
>>72565566
Cuckbiy gonna get rekked . cuckadia lol
OP lemme get in on dis sheeeit. I wanna start the BBC empire from New Orleans . ya heard meh?
>>72565883
not even black people can reach this level of autistic behavior. quit your temper tantrum and jack off
I thought these threads got relegated to /qst/?
>>72565883
You're only gonna get fucked by me/texas
>>72565984
no /qst/ is for different shit
Mupdate 18
More shit going down in Missouri
Roll for Miss
>>72566001
Nigga you don't even know. I own the streets up in here ya erd meh?
You white bois touch yo little white dicks while me and Jerome and ya bois are sum serious pipe hitting niggas. We run da streets.try cummin up here in Mardi gras. Bring yo white girl too ya red men. Bookoo pussy for days lmao
>>72565446 (you)
>>72565338 (me)
well. bye!
>>72566263
Full bore take Kentucky.
Ayyyy OP lemme gt DAT BBC empire ya erd meh?
>>72566355
Holy kekkin pali
>>72566408
Pali? It's just dubs.
>>72566263
Fill Utah
>moloch
Defend
>>72566263
Use this roll to finish the mission.
>>72566263
Continue attack into Oregon
>>72566408
its dubs, keep it in ya pants.
>>72566493
Oh shit. Have to fix all of that now. Damn
Defend against attacks, take back Oregon and spill into California
>>72566666
Nice quints, bubba. Could have ended the war
>>72566666
WASTED. WASTED. WASTED.
FUCK
>>72566713
Nah nigga u fucked and cucked now lmao
>>72566713
What's wrong lil bitch, did you get intimidated by my glorious nippon steel
>>72566666
>too sick
OP oppressin me n sheeit I want reparations. Gimme me Louisiana nigga. All hail the BBC empire
Ayy OP gimme DAT Louisiana and name it "reparations of niggerdom"
>>72566518
Sorry ID switched back
>>72567049
>>72567214
youre seriously not funny at all you stupid fuck.
can mods ban this fag or something?
>>72566791
Its never a waste
>always a get
>>72567476
5D PALI HOLY CHRIST....
>>72567476
>67476
Do you just like wasting gets?
>>72567476
Your hitting fire man!
Mupdate 17
California invading Oregon
Ohio getting fucked
I've gotta go take a shower for like 5-10 minutes so just be patient while I'm gone
Im just gonna go ahead and roll for missouri
>>72567651
Fill Utah if spill advance to Colorado
>>72567214
Wow omg you guys are such great troolleerrs, lol.
You should be reddit mods, XD
>>72567651
>Moloch
Take back Ohio
>>72567651
Defend against any attacks, if any troops available take back Oregon and spill into California
>>72567742
>nuke Miami (city area)
>>72567651
Finish taking Ohio.
The end is in sight.
GET THIS FAGGOT SHIT OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NIGGER NERDS
GET THIS FAGGOT SHIT OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NIGGER NERDS
GET THIS FAGGOT SHIT OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NIGGER NERDS
GET THIS FAGGOT SHIT OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NIGGER NERDS
>>72567800
oh shit..
>>72567797
Holy shit you spiteful bastard. I figured you'd hit me.
>>>/int/58688808
New US risk thread to play either simultaneously or when this one has finished.
>>72567651
Continue invading Oregon
Glory to the Setting Sun!
>>72567651
Gegen angriff!!
strike at homer
>>72563793
AYYYYO GIB ME TEXAS AND NAME IS SLAVE REPARATIONS NIGGA WE NEED DAT. WE NEED DAT WELFAIR CRACKA
>>72567651
OK. guess ill shower as well..
Rolling, just take the rest of maine
>>72567651
OP, what do you want to do with Illinois? You don't mind if take it do you? I want to expand without having to fight Homer.
>>72567999
HAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>72567875
>spiteful bastard
You're god damn right.
>>72567999
Checking those fresh trips.
How are you so fucking lucky?
>>72568029
>>72567999
With my trips, fill the rest of maine, then I want to take over Iowa
>>72567978
MANE YOUS ALL RASIS DIRTY CRACKAS GIB ME TEXASSSS
ID Fix
SIMPSONS GONNA INVADE LOUISIANA FOR THAT PORT AMIRITE?
>>72568080
idk, but im chcking your dub dubs / 3d pali
>>72568179
Take it, my big brother. (Btw I assimilate with the Simpsons. Allowing invasion while still being allies)
>>72568179
DAT raysis whiteynhe gun gib us all dey loozianna
YALL CRACKAS RAYSIS US BROTHAS JUST TRYNA EAT
>>72568286
what do you want me to do??
>>72568477
He wants you to take his territories to keep me from getting the bonuses. Which I don't advise
>>72567797
You already called Ohio, you can't change it
>inb4 "cheater" I have never let people change their move any time i have hosted
>>72568477
What you wanted from the start, take Illinois
OP:
>Any rolls by Homer on my Ts in Illinois will not have defensive penalties.
>>72568575
are you suggesting a NAP?
>>72568680
This. Is how you really ced lands
>>72568592
OK, so instead of IOWA, i want Illinois please.
Could someone do me a solid and post the template of the mat for me? Missed the last thread and I love Risk maps
>>72567948
You mean rising bingbongman?
>>72568710
I don't exactly have any avenues for expansion. I either have to fight you, or get a route through Iowa into the Midwest
This is a great game
I'm mobile right now and about to go into a concert that's been sold out for months, but its been such a thick game I can't stop till I'm dead.
>>72569098
Been good fighting you, man
5 hours pushing 6 I think
Kudos Deus Velt AF
>Nuking Miami, well we all need a friendly rivalry
>>72569194
Same to you, damn good line we fought.
Ayy 40 acres and a mule wit dat rep money ya erd meh? Me and ma nigga Shoqueesha and Shi-theed want stock options in popeyesz n churches ya erd meh. bookoo weed n shit too
>>72569329
Who doesn't want a free Gov't Mule?
>>72569098
Well maybe ask your ally to allow passage into arkansas,
Alright, mupdate 19
Trips gets Homer Iowa
Roll to expel northniggers from the south
>>72569590
Take that bitches Washington
>>72569590
Fill Colorado if spill take Wyoming
>>72567800
>>72569590
Did you get my dubs last time?
Continue taking Moloch's lands. Stay out of Illinois for now
>>72569590
>Cult of Moloch
Defend Ohio and push
>>72569590
>>72569194
Fill the rest of Iowa, then expand into Penn.
I wish to not fight you until absolutely necessary.
>>72569590
You forgot to black out Miami OP
>>72569997
close to quads.
>>72570074
I nuked it, sorry. FL minus 2 and a black out on Miami
>>72570074
No, like I said, you already chose to defend Ohio, so you could'nt change it. You can do that this round tho
Mupdate 20
Roll to destroy Illinois
>>72570707
OK, you get Illinois, i guess.. Fill the rest of iowa, then the rest to penn.
>>72570707
Roll to take washington, then spill into idaho
>>72570707
Finish Ohio. Expand into Indiana
Lol white boi i told you cuckadia forever lmfao
>>72570707
Dat Pali...
Defend?
>>72569741
since the ddawn of time, we have been friendly.
you once proposed a NAP. Now, as my former ally has left, I request an allegiance
>>72570707
Fill Colorado if spill take Wyoming
>>72570910
i thought you were leaving?
If I can't get back for next roll
Great game again, good job OP
>>72570921
Nigga why you talk like one of dem crackas white boi motha fucka wit a wig nnsheeit that put my ass on a boat n made me a nigga
I'm outty 5000
>Cult of Moloch disbanded
Thanks OP
>>72570921
Sorry lad its too late for mercy. pray to your gods for I shall show no release.
>>72571176
>underdog taking front.
>>72571176
>>72571096
Bye former Jew
>>72571286
I'll I have to do is sit back and watch you get your ass kicked besides can't attack anyone but you.
>>72571176
NAP up now bro, now that I'm dead I recommend "The Simpsons/Homer"
>>72571429
Got a NAP with everyone but him.
>>72571578
so, youre breaking the rules?
>>72571578
I've been rooting for Texas since they divided up Cali territory with Hawaii and cucked the mormons
>>72571612
Nope got one with Tojo and coon
>>72571612
He has NAP with me at least
>>72571612
Stop being a faggot and take yer lickins boi!
Yeeehaww! Gawd bless Texas!
un fucking believable
>>72571784
>>72571720
>sounds like breaking the rules to me
Penalty by OP?
>guys got at least over 1 Nap
Mupdate 21
Miami takes much of the Moloch land
Homer gearing up
Texas comes out of being neutral
>>72571943
I'm not NAP, he is with coon and Tojo. I think he just forgot about me
>>72571978
Continue taking Idaho
>>72571742
>>72571784
Cite this
Linked wrong post
Homer, keep up on this cheater
>>72571978
Take as much Indiana as possible.
Ally, can I take what you have there?
>>72571943
LOL yeah right, OP's in bed with the coons
>>72571978
Roll to take the rest of Penn.
>>72571943
Read the rules faggot 1 alliance and 2 NAP are allowed
>>72572097
Take what, Indiana? No, if that's the case
>>72572106
Texas, I'll take Nevada
>>72572066
Forgot trip
>>72572075
I appreciate the support friend.
>>72572106
Yeah and 3 nations claimed to have NAPs with you
This. >>72572075
GUYS TOO NAP/ALLIANCE NOT ONE EACH
HE ISNT NAP WITH ME SO HE ISN'T BREAKING THE RULES FAGGS
>>72571978
Fill Colorado the take Nevada
>>72572215
Shit sorry if spill take Wyoming
>>72572208
My bad OP, I thought the Coon/Miami Nap came together
>>72572098
um, well if spills then I guess go into Ohio
>>72572097
Get out of Indiana man
>>72572391
well he made his move, soooo guess thats something yall will have to hash out next round OP
>>72572391
What, Arkansas and Louisiana aren't for you anymore? Why get greedy now?
>>72571978
>>72572066
>>72572075
>>72572097
>>72572098
>>72572106
>>72572152
Can some one provide the original map? I want to OP a risk thread.
>>72571978
COLOR MIAMI BLACK
I USED A NUKE
Lel cuckadia got rekked
>>72572570
Seriously man?
OP needs to uphold
>like boarder color black
>>72572526
>>72572391
WOW, Fucking bull shit, HUH?
>>72567939
>>72572537
Here, this thread has one in op
K, Ill go to Ark/Lou, roll
>>72572526
>>72572537
here
>>72572659
Maybe you were right about the threat being to my south
>>72572659
This is going to get pretty crazy man
>>72572719
I forgot about Ark and Louis you can have indiana
Keep the alliance strong southern brother
>>72572783
Thank you. I didn't think you were unreasonable
>>72572663
Was look for a blank map
>>72572686
Thanks m80
>>72572843
Meanwhile, he surrounds you, pinning me against you.. great ally, right?
Miami takes Arkansas, lets Coon take indiana
Texas and Japanigger still taking West
I'm letting you nuke Miami, but for the record, you already took Ohio that round
>>72573172
Fill Colorado and if spill take Wyoming
>>72573172
OK, well I have to declare war on coon since you essentially pinned him against me. Attack borders of ohio and indiana from Michigan.
Im sorry, coon, ive always liked you, but it has to be this way.
>>72573385
so thats 52 against whatever coon rolls.
>>72573172
Invade Nevada
Glory to the Setting Sun!
It has happened. Tragedy has struck. The Capital City of the Miami-Atlanta Concordat, Miami, has been nuked by the enemy. Tens of millions have dies in the resulting fallout.
The capital has been moved to Atlanta, and the remaining legislators we have left have designated a new bill of expansion into the swamps of Louisiana to make up for our great losses of people and cities.
>>72573385
All in the spirit of conquest. Good luck to you.
>>72573172
Nuke westernmost new York.
Defend the advance of the enemy
>>72573491
Aww hellmyeah nigga we gun have a. BBQ n sheeit
Imma roll out the red carpet ya erd meh
But first, we must strike back at the alliance that has caused this. Nuke their largest province of minnesota.
>>72573541
so hes gunna use you for your nuke, well, ok, new york is fine.
OP, grant his wish, New York nuked for -2
Mupdate 22
Texas takes most of the Midwest, and Hawaii takes the western coast.
The new Republic of Atlanta nukes Minnesota in revenge of Miami.
Coon nukes Upstate New York.
Nulear war is on the horizon.
>>72573825
no way, he already said new york
but if youre gunna nuke minnesota, can you nuke minneapolis? my ex is from that area, it would """"be a shame"""" to lose those fucking faggot northerners
>>72574154
Fill Wyoming
>>72574154
WHOA WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET A NUKE, OP???
Continue my defensive expansion into indiana and ohio
Roll to take Louisiana
>>72574154
Defend from the inevitable attack first.
Otherwise, put a dent in his holdings in Pennsylvania
>>72574282
pali fucking get
>>72574282
I was the first to get one, in the first round of the new map
>>72574357
ah, ok, no worries.. i believe you, you just didnt have it showing in your stockpile
>>72574154
Continue the expansion into Nevada
>>72574447
Where do you want me to spill that fucking pali
>>72574522
Use it for the trip to Alaska
>>72574154
>>72574159
>>72574267
>>72574288
>>72574293
>>72574447
I started a new risk thread:
>>72574614
>>72574717
this is a mature, ~8hour risk thread man.
>>72574717
I'd play if I didn't have to switch my name every post.
I'll join if this one ends soon
>>72574857
likewise
After we are done with this, I'm going to finish my project for French class (that i havent started)
>>72574968
>French class
>>72574968
I have a tax exam i need to study for.
no im not joo. i fucking hate taxes too
>>72574968
Sacre bleu
>>72574940
Maybe we can be allies next time
>>72575145
Sacred Blue???????
I'm a first year french student because I was forced to take it, I'm switching to Spanish next year.
>>72575145
absolutely
tfw your college is a liberal shithole
Mupdate 23
Atlanta conquers Louisiana
>>72575487
where
>>72575536
alright, well, i gotta do what I gotta do, defensive expansion into ohio and indiana.
>>72575536
Defend in Ohio, attack in Pennsylvania
>>72575666
shit
>>72575536
Finish off Alaska, the take Montana (also take that last little bit of Idaho)
Glory to the Setting Sun!
>>72575678
4 digit straight. Fucking needed that
>>72575666
HAIL SATAN
>>72575716
you ultimate nigger
thats incredible
>>72575628
University of Toronto
>>72575702
OP, our gets cancel out, since i have more bonus, i still gain land
>>72575536
Fill Wyoming spill into Nebraska
>>72575866
yeah whatever, our uni just had berncuck do a rally.
kind of a poor showing, but interesting sight to see none the less
>>72575866
oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh bbbbooooooooyyyyyy
I'm pretty sure this shitlord goes there, you ever seen him?
Roll to civilize Oklahoma
This was basically our nuclear war
>>72576076
Don't think so but who knows. There are fucking land whale feminists everywhere and its Cuck galore
>>72576260
Brother, I need you to break up some of this guy's bonuses so I can fight him on even footing
mupdate Expansion continues
Complete standstill of forces in Indiana except for a small straggler unit
roll to invade several states niggers
>>72576643
Fill Wyoming if spill take Nebraska
>>72576643
Continue to fill Montana
>>72576608
fuck off, randy
>>72576643
with this roll, I defensively expand.
god be with homer simpson.
>>72576711
That's what I'm talking about.
>>72576643
Full attack through Indiana to break up Michigan bonus
>>72576711
what does this even mean? im in the north, hardly any nigs
>>72576891
>>72576826
You're killing me with rolls for the most part
>>72576783
Tojo want to expand our friendship with a alliance?
>>72576980
Yes, you've been a loyal NAP, and will make a great ally.
>>72576978
resilience.
Its only a matter of time one of you rolls large and fucks me
>>72577134
Thank you loyal ally.
>>72577185
420 next mupdate, calling it now
>>72576891
He doesn't have a bonus in Indiana
Mupdate 24
Stategic battles in Great Lakes
>>72577511
Continue the invasion into Nevada
Roll to expand again
>>72577511
Attack Michigan.
Cmooooon nice roll
>>72577511
WELL, despite the SHOCKING turn of events in indiana, I was not capable to defend the border with a 49 T roll.
How about now? who knows. check em?
>>72577666
Ooooh lala
>>72577511
Fill Nebraska if spill take South Dakota
>>72577676
Yeah you should have taken more I think. OP can you take a look at the last find between me and him again?
>>72577676
dub dubs doesnt count for shit, right?
You Tojo I'm leaving you a route through Montana and North Dakota
>>72577869
Thank you comrade
>>72577869
Shit fucked up my stats.
>>72577789
I think that's just a 3d pali
>>72577869
"tojo, get in another war for me because im too much of a pussy to fight for myself while OP keeps me controlled with areas in oklahoma and possibly kansas next"
Sure Tojo, youre a good nippon jap, right? drive a sexy datsun too?
>>72578012
yeah i know.. well.. shit, you have 116T against my 63T
>>72578027
shh, it's okay. It will all be over soon
>>72578114
(the difference being 53)
>>72578178
I really need this to end I have not strted on my project holy shit
Mupdate 25
Oklahoma captured and Great Lakes being bombarded by Kentucky Troops
>>72578266
Don't feel bad friend I enjoyed the game with you.
>>72578266
Use your nuke already pussy and you might be able to have a strategic advantage
>>72578412
Fill Nebraska and if spill take Kansas
>>72578412
Continue to fill montana then spill into south Dakota
>>72578412
roll for control over michigan again.
fucking forget about your french, nothin is due on sunday..
unless your professor is an ultra fag
Roll for some of Kansas and Iowa
>>72578508
actually, ok, I nuke the area controlled in indiana.
Ft. Wayne area, leaving the only access through ohio
>>72578623
High School actually, but I still have a lot to do tomorrow so I was going to do it tonight
>>72578855
Shh lad just play don't worry.
>>72578412
Attack Pennsylvania this time.
Lmfao you white bois still wavin yalls tiny dicks around
We got yo women but you got risk lmfao
Rollin fo white wominz
>>72579220
>>72579509
NIGGERS REMOVE YOURSELVES OR GET REMOVED
>>72579220
>>72579509
is reddit down?
Philly gets kucked
Roll for Kansas
>>72579927
SHIEEET. I can't really expand without declaring war
>>72579927
Continue filling montana.
>>72579927
OK well First off this roll for all of michigan, spills to defend penn.
god speed, mien roll
>>72580178
fucking nothing. everythings fine:)
>>72580099
I give you all my land in Iowa if you let me conquer Kansas
>>72579927
Attack through Jew York to Connecticut and Massachusetts
>>72579927
Roll for South Dakota
>>72580258
Ok deal
>>72580333
wasted
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>>72580258
>>72580333
anything to escape war, right ?
bastards.
>>72580495
Keep crying, bitch. I'm coming for that ass boi
>>72580409
New thread?
>>72580729
Yes, one last one, I'll put it up now
NEW THREAD GUYS
