/pol/ BTFO Islam is American!
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/usa-discovery-of-9th-century-quranic-manuscripts-predate-columbus-travels-by-five-centuries/
>>72557494
>we wuz columbus 'n shit
>>72557494
if i bring a 3000 year old egyptian clay pot to iceland
does that mean the egyptians were here 3000 years ago?
>>72557494
Ah, history revision, Marxist doing what Marxists do.
>>72558204
That article makes no fucking sense at all.
>>72558373
You are a bigot.
WE
>>72557494
They've also found writing in rocks out west that read in ancient Hebrew, "for Jesus' people."
>>72558510
Yeah OK fag.
>>72557494
>mfw
>>72557494
This website is parodical.
>http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/jamaica-prime-minister-open-to-the-idea-of-annexation-by-canada/
>http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/authorities-issue-warning-after-new-tampon-diet-claims-another-victim/
>http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/australia-600-pound-woman-gives-birth-to-40-pound-baby/
>http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/japanese-whaling-crew-eaten-alive-by-killer-whales-16-dead/
>>72557494
we wuz american n sheit
>>72558706
>>72557494
Even if it is satirical, you would have to be illiterate to think Columbus was first in north america.
>>72558772
>2016 - 1017
>Not sailing to Markland for native pussy
>>72559069
Columbus was the first to step on North America as Neil Armstrong was the first to walk on the moon. :^)
>>72559327
yeah, everyone knows the vikings sailed to the moon hundreds of years before Neil Armstrong did
>>72557494
I know african artifacts have been found in south america, but viking helmets have been found in Minnesota that predate that quran shit. Also the sand niggers clearly starved to death in the americas
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/thank-you-doc
>>72558510
The irony of this is that person is using logic [well, in their own way] to denounce using logic.
>>72559451
>>72559289
Hitler was first on the moon
>>72559451
Well obviously, I mean why do people think we named that space rover Viking?
>>72559451
is this the lost vikings space ship?
>>72557494
>The article is false, however. There have been no other news reports regarding what would be a significant historical find. Also Internet searches strongly suggest that the professor identified in the article – Evan Yuriesco – does not exist.
>>72557494
we wuz america and sheit
>>72559570
>viking helmets have been found in Minnesota
wut?
>>72557494
Solutreans were there first
>Columbus didn't discober America da vikings and moors and blacks get there before!!!
So? Did they come back to tell?
What matters if vikings got there first?
They didn't come back to tell and make any trade route.
Columbus discobered America for Europe and that's why he's important, not because he was the first for fucking sake.
It's like when people say he didn't discober America cause there were already people living there, I mean, how low has education fallen?
>>72557494
>remains of pixie experiment discovered in ireland
>alexander the great's grave
>activist spends 1 year in freezer
clickbait bullshit, I should've know.
>>72557494
>Shit washes up on the beach
>WE WUZ FIRST!
>>72557494
>http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/usa-discovery-of-9th-century-quranic-manuscripts-predate-columbus-travels-by-five-centuries/
Related news: REMAINS OF NAZI OFFICER DISCOVERED INSIDE 100-YEAR OLD GIANT CATFISH; MAN EXPLODES AFTER INGESTING TOO MUCH MENTOS AND DIET COKE; MYSTERIOUS REMAINS OF A WHALE FOUND IN A FIELD IN UTAH
funny shit.
>>72560060
it's a joke based on the minnesota vikings football team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBDgqBA7vrc
>fuck that Lief Erickson nerd
>we wuz kangz before you
>>72560582
kek
Related news: JAMAICA: PRIME MINISTER ‘OPEN TO THE IDEA’ OF ANNEXATION BY CANADA
>>72557494
Stop saying BTFO it's stupid
saged your shitpost as well
>>72558818
Don't expect /pol/ to ever fact check anything.
>>72557494
>Columbus himself was clearly indebted to Muslim seafaring skills
The fuck am I reading?
>>72560852
A parody news site, you dumb fucking retard.
>>72560983
Whoever writes these articles has a very high IQ though. Very clever
Is Islam in America the reason why Vikangz couldn't make permanent settlements there?
>>72561211
Vikings were nomadic by nature, that's why they didn't stay in Newfoundland.
>>72557494
just in case nobody has noticed this by now, the supposed quranic manuscript in question would literally predate the birth of Mohammed.
>>72561707
You mean they were retarded.
>>72557494
http://realorsatire.com/worldnewsdailyreport-com/
IT'S FAKE
>>72561994
Not necessarily. Mongols were nomadic too and they colonized most of Europe and Asia.
>>72561707
Couldn't they have been forced out by Indians?
>>72561707
>Not understanding Newfoundland wasn't settled by Vikings
>Not knowing the Vikings claimed Vinland
>>72562111
Possible but doubtful. There were apparently fewer than 500 natives living on Newfoundland before they got there.
>>72562158
I know all about Vinland, but there is a settlement there, so I don't see how it wasn't settled by Vikings. In fact they recently found a separate settlement in the south-eastern area of Newfoundland.
They left after a while, and we didn't have proof of L'Anse aux Meadows viking settlement until the 1960s.
>>72562287
Think I found the answer, lad. They did run into natives, but it was one of their own that killed them as the noble red people redpilled him on the white devil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdWqxP74_8I
>>72557494
Are they trying to apply the credit of vikings reaching the Americas to the mudlsime desert monkeys now? Soon we'll see headlines saying that Muhammad the filthy pedophile fuck invented fire.
>>72558204
So where do white people originally come from?
>>72560814
>Everyone on /pol/ including JIDF, libfags, shitposter andTurkroaches is a "fat virgin stormweenies"
JIDF pls
>>72562531
They got bored of fighting inside the caucasus mountains so they crawled out of their caves looking for new people to fight, back when blacks didn't even know the concept and didn't have any word for violence or war.
>>72562643
>random text with no connection to the post
Are you retarded? Every time someone posts a link to a fake news story, 90% of the posters accept it at face value.
For fuck's sake, look at this thread.
>>72558510
>falling for trolls
it's like you guys aren't even trying
>>72562484
oh wow. this movie exist. with the plot that you described even.
So where did white people come from?
Did they materialize out of a need to public order?
>>72557494
>yfw quran was used as toilet paper by columbus era sea faring Europeans and now people think we wuz izlamic
>>72557494
Why couldn't the paperwork have been transported to the US more recently than 9th century?
And did the native Americans of the south have weak trade links spanning the continent up to and around Alaska, Russia, China?
Of course it's possible Muslims got their around that era, so too did the Irish & vikings. Apparently.
>>72561807
Bullshit. 9th century is 200 years after Islam was created
Justinian was emperor in the 6th century, then the 7th century rolls around, Mohammed is born, and the Byzantines get wrecked
>>72566057
Yeah wow wtf with the idea that Islam was post 600s.
