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Aliens visit earth


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What would you tell the aliens about earth?
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Go home.
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>>72554160

Leave. Just fucking leave. And warn your friends to stay away to.
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ayy
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gtfo we're full
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>>72554160
There is a country called "Canada". There is nothing of value there and you are free to destroy it and its people. God bless you, aliens, and I wish you all the best on your future endeavors.
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>>72554160
Around blacks never relax.
Don't take your cues from the jews.
wrap it before you tap it.
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>>72554160
That they are illegal and have to go back
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I'd tell them the ol' "Fuck off Space Niggers, we're full" maymay
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>>72554160
Beam the kikes race war now!
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>>72554160
We have thermobaric bombs with no upper threshold and a logarithmic value for destructive capacity and we are not afraid to use them on ourselves if it meant we would fuck you over.
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Gas the greys, interplanetary now
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>>72554160

Explain the insanity of liberalism, and ask them to
Nuke us form orbit.
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p-pls give /pol/ a new Tay ayylmao-senpai
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fuck off we're full
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>>72554160
i would tell them that while humans seem to be easy to control (code for stupid) they are chaotic and prone to rebellions regardless of what you do
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>>72554160
Please kill anything populations with skin tones which have been marked with red in the following chart. Also watch out for the kikes.
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There is nothing for you here.

I don't mean that we won't give anything to you out of hatred, but that the cost of what you would get is much higher than you should be willing to pay.

It is possible that we will shatter the crust of this planet within a few hundred years, and leave it totally uninhabitable for either a long time, or forever.
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>>72554357
Once again the first post is the best post.
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>>72555412
>Deporting illegal aliens

underrated.
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>>72554160
They'd probably find it disgusting how we shit on a hole filled with water in the middle of our house, so I'd explain that, then I'd explain why Hitler did nothing wrong.
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