If every world leader got into a battle royale, who would be the winner?
>pic related
>>72529215
you mean putin or any other president with actual military training
Putin, duh.
mummy
>>72529215
Probably the guy trained as a KGB operator.
>>72529418
>>72529326
He's gotten kind of pudgy in recent years though. He'd have to win through intellect then through brute force.
>>72530019
>pudgy
He's packing on mass. Trudeau only works out his glamour muscles.
>>72530019
That just means he's got a size advantage. There's a reason boxing is separated by weight, and not how good your vanity muscles look.
The Ukranian politician who was a former heavyweight boxer.
He's a big guy.
The sleeper in this would definitely be King Abdullah of Jordan. Militarily Trained, a total badass, and younger and better shape then Putin and many other leaders.
>>72530403
>better shape
Jesus man he's fat as fuck
>>72530348
>>72530191
Still, being big and slower, as well as relatively old would be a detriment. He'd definitely be a favorite but I don't know if he would win.
Vitali Klitschko.
>>72529215
Wouldn't he just kill himself and win that way?
Justin would dominate any fightclub
>>72530403
Can we talk about how white the king of Jordan is?
>>72530535
> I don't know if he would win
The only other contender at the moment is the Jordanian King. Or Michelle Obongo with her big gorilla body.
>>72530677
According to Canadian logic if Trudeau fights his opponents will automatically win. The other contestants in the battle royal WANT him to defend himself.
>>72530535
He's a black belt in judo. He'd beat the living piss out of trudont
>>72529215
dat bulgarian is quite big, can't remember his name atm
>>72530717
He's actually based. Pretty much the only leader in the middle east who isn't a religious fanatic, reportedly flew bombing missions against ISIS himself, has a stunning wife (and isn't enough of a degenerate to have more then one like other islamic leaders). Theres a reason that Jordan isn't a total shithole like every other country in that region.
>>72530577
>world heavyweight champ
No thanks, the unskilled Canadian amatuer heavyweight has this easily.
>>72529215
Putin, he'd kill all the competition the night before and win by default.
>>72529215
putin for sure
>>72530577
>>72530391
>>72531280
He isn't a world leader though, just a politician.
>>72529215
Putin.
You cannot fight Putin, you cannot even resist. He's like a force of nature.
>>72530577
This.
>6'7"
>260lbs of solid muscle
>former world heavyweight champion, with a very long reign and one of the highest KO%'s ever
Easy.
>>72531386
And Putin still knows how to snap a neck, kalitschko would be more merciful to your pretty boy.
>>72529215
The Queen, would fuck his shit up.
>>72530577
>>72531058
>>72531469
he doesnt count he's not a world leader, if we did a politicians battle royale however all these slav athletes turned politicians would fucking destroy everybody like pic related
>>72530535
>being big and slower
>>72529215
But if he killed his enemies, they would win.
>>72531469
He's a Jew with cooked statistics, bro. I can tell you don't know shit about boxing, but come on.
And yes, the Klitschkos are indeed Jewish, that's not a figure of speech here.
>>72531877
>>72531342
Ok fine I pick Teddy Roosevelt
>Had asthma
>Survived an assassination attempt
>Practiced judo
P.S. Vitali would annihilate the Weedman, just sayin'.
>>72531165
>Syria
>Libya
>Iraq
>Afghanistan
Hmmm, I wonder who is next...
>>72531877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfaUi2q5dd8
>Do you need a reason to fear me
>>72529215
>Thinking glass jaw Trudeau could win anyone in a fight
>>72529215
Anyone who would actually kill their enemy and not just apologize over and over to them
>>72532553
but could he beat anyone?
pootin is like 700 years old, based justin is in his prime physically and would whoop anyone
for real though michelle obama would come in there and start manhandling everyone, shes more masculine than most
>>72529215
Toss-up between Putin and King Abdullah of Jordan.
>>72529371
not this pidar again
Is this going by Canadian logic where if you lose you win?
If that's the case the drama teacher is probably the front runner to get his ass beat by every other leader.
>>72529215
>Gets knocked out in light sparring
I-i-if you b-beat me, I win!
Putin former KGB agent and generally looks like someone who wouldn't even get into a fight yet kill everyone
>>72532743
The Don Roach would shank Justin's bitch ass.
Tall Mark would fuck all the manlets up
>>72529215
Surprised nobody's mentioned Netanyahu yet. He was in the Mossad spec ops, he could probably fuck some shit up.
>>72533000
what the fuck is wrong with his face
>>72533277
He's turkish
Boyko "Batman" Borisov is 7 years younger than Putin. Boyko is 183 cm tall, weighs over 110 kilos, has a black belt in karate and has coached the national team. He is also an experienced law enforcement official, high-profile bodyguard(to both one of the last communist leaders and the Tsar later).
He'd be pretty high up, I'd say. He doesn't have any morals holding him back either.
>>72533277
Turkish genes
Would Obama stand any chance? He's younger and in better shape then many of the leaders.Lack of any real combat training would hurt him though
>>72533503
Putin would pound that boipussi
>>72530535
>big and slower
Based on Trudeau's boxing form I'd say Putin won't have a problem
Also Trudeau is pretty lanky and Putin is like 5'6
You wouldn't be so confident if the big man was still in office
>>72529371
Fuck off mummyposter
>>72530391
For you
>>72529215
Switzerland because we have 7
>>72533503
>I love to see a fight between Obama and Trudeau. That would have to be the most pathetic slap fight in the history of the world.
Putin is getting old, in hand to hand combat he wouldn't be able to overpower his opponents.
>>72530688
>dominate any fightclub
Someone needs to give the after-fight blowjobs in the shower area
GET SOME, CUCCBOI
>>72533805
awkward cunt in person, but in the ring tony releases the beast
no one stands a chance
tony is the biggest rig aus has ever seen
>>72532914
YES
>>72530677
That pie looks delicious.
>>72534278
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>>72534278
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>>72534278
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>>72534278
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>>72534278
does he really just drop like a wet towel?
>>72534278
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>>72530688
well yea, flashing those anime eyes would immediately incapacitate any opponent.
>>72534278
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>>72534727
>does he really just drop like a wet towel
Yes, he drops faster than our gold reserves
>>72532743
Nah
You sound like you've never been in a fight maplecuck
>>72533356
>karate
Shit martial art, stopped reading there.
>>72529215
Dyel mode, SRS
>>72535145
>dat shirt doe
>fairness and equality for ALL
my fucking sides
>>72534278
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>>72534278
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