>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents
>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller
>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire
>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam
>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"
>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order
>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"
Really Japo.. You want to talk. The fuck is this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HDWvIr39oyM
Haha classic japan!
>>72477479
Started off ok, but really dropped in quality fast. A few revisions and you'll get some chuckles, Zip.
>>72477479
>>72479656
it is easier to watch gory videos than to watch more than two seconds of that .gif
Kudos to you, anon
>>72477479
the Emperor of Japan is a faggot
>still haven't told your dad you aren't a Christian
>>72477645
nahhhh. Japan got us pretty good this time desu
>>72479923
that nigga literally holds no power. he chill tho
A
FUCKING
DOT
>>72480249
A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>72477479
>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam
I got to here before I realized I was being trolled.
That's real rich, nip, but considering we nuked the living daylights out of you 71 years ago and you've been eternally cucked into submission since then proves we're the superior country.
american here, can confirm
everything op says is true, plus don't forget we savagely mutilate our sons dicks, without anesthesia, to appease a 3000 year old jewish fantasy
>>72477479
>>72480862
american education on display
>>72480733
Period stain, they're a country perpetually on the rag. Explains their psychotic outbursts every few decades.
>>72481307
fake/10
You know too much.
But, you forgot to mention, the McDonald's initiation can also be altered to a Taco Bell "Live Mas" initiation for our "hombres"
>>72477479
>getting this fat
>LETTING YOURSELF get this fat
Words cannot describe my disgust.
She'd be constantly oily and smelly, have no energy to do anything, but on the plus side: The fatter she gets, the closer her organs are to shutting down.
>>72477479
>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents
this is true is many, many cases, and the parents have fits and disown their 'satanic' children
>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller
true in most cities and jurisdictions in USA
>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire
if by 'encouraged' you mean they put HFCS in everything from bread to ketchup, true again
>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam
false about the microchip, but true we are brainwashed and socially conditioned to be unable to accept we can't beat 3rd world malnourished farmers. not then, not today
>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"
not only that, they actually mock it, despite being a far superior system
>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order
false, but the average american child has seen 10,000 commercials for McDonalds by the time they are 6 years old
>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"
if this is a metaphor for male genital mutilation, also true
6.5/7 good batting average, op
>>72478876
Can't believe that's from the same country that brought us this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8TiJfMOV_w
Japan is changing.
>>72477479
YOU CAN'T MENTION THE FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE YOU FOOL
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