The rat has opened a office in my city
Trips decide what happens
http://www.kerngoldenempire.com/news/presidential-candidate-ted-cruz-opens-campaign-office-in-bakersfield
>>72475741
apply for a job
Smear the windows with shit.
>>72475741
Put little pieces of cheese around it
>>72476222
Winrar
>>72476222
Winner i will post pictures when i do it
>>72476222
Fuck yeah
I hate CruzMissle so much. Just end it you fucking rat. Stop trying to deny us a Trump presidency. Nobody likes you
>>72476222
M E M E
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>>72476222
YES
>In our report tonight a lone man was found littering cheese around an office building rented out to Presidental Candidate Ted Cruz. When asked why he was doing it he said "Meme Magic made me do it"
>>72476746
Im going to buy some mice traps and place cheese on them and leave them there
>>72476746
>later we show a video some teenagers took of Senator Ted Cruz eating the cheese. Startled by their laughter and sneered "didn't you know I predicted I'd be president in high school?!" to which they replied "dude, aren't you canadian?" and left laughing
>>72476925
Are you doing it today?
>>72476222
>>72476925
Genius m8
>>72475741
infiltrate, subvert, and undermine.
>Buy as many copies of "Big Fat Liar" on Amazon as you can
>Have all of them shipped to Rato's office
>>72476222
>>72477090
Not today since i have work in a hour but i will tomorrow i will make a thread and post pics
>>72477248
Sorry if this is requiring to much information. Do you know when you will start the thread. I just don't want to miss the meme magic in action.
Know where to get termites?
Bring them too.
>>72477726
This
>>72477726
Some time in the afternoon around 4ish
>>72478267
Neat man. Can't wait
>>72475741
Fling poo
>>72476925
Don't actually set the traps or you may harm a cat.
t. Cat owner and lover
>>72478267
4est?
I'm making myself a reminder and I'll make a thread if you don't
Don't cuck out on us.
>>72478904
No 4 pacific time
>>72476222
I approve
>>72475741
fresh meme incoming
cruz kid
mfw I have el ratos hairline
>>72480242
>alright kid, you stand over here next to the lady that loves Israel and wave your flag once Cruz walks out or we'll break your legs
>>72480458
>implying Trump wouldn't do the same with some weak-ass kid
Dress as a muslim and suicide bomb it
