Is Russia Tsundere?
http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/29/politics/russians-barrel-roll-air-force-plane/index.html
>>72450704
lol what the fuck
>>72450704
>"What is Moscow up to?"
What are you afraid of, best country/army/navy of the world?
I want to take in a Russian immigrant family when their economy collapses again :^).
>>72450704
They love to fuck around with US
>>72450704
>>72450948
you mean us collapsing and not allowed to go to Russia or china
Too pussy to actually start some shit. Russia is like a passive aggressive old ex.
>>72450930
But that quote doesn't exist in the article.
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>>72450704
Russian pilots are just having a good time as always. The media takes this stuff and runs with it. The pilots were just buzzing them because that's what pilots like to fucking do.
>>72450948
I think it will be quite the opposite. You will live in the refugee settlements in the Russian Far East. After economy collapses and Sanders Millitias start to conduct their Red Terror you will flee in the millions across the Pacific and Atlantic.
>>72451090
Watch the video in the article
>>72451490
Oh ok.
>>72451395
>Bernout delusion
That's rich. Good one.
>>72451317
>Bear intercepted by P3
>>72450704
>international airspace
So what's the problem again? Other than US flying a spy plane near our borders, that is.
>>72451395
>Russian Far East
Fuck off, we're full.
>>72452196
>US flying a spy plane near our borders
The good old spy plane.
>>72452346
"Spy plane" sounds so nostalgic.
They are talking about bringing out the U-2 as well.
>>72452438
Bridge of spies gave me a hard on with all the technical talk about the U2
>>72452196
Because Ivan, one of these days one of your shithead drunken pilots will make a mistake, which does happen. And it will lead to war.
>>72452196
What's the problem? It's just ELINT. This hasn't stopped in 60 years.
>>72451827
more like this
>over 1000 hours in kolourpaint4
>>72452510
>and it will lead to war
No it won't.
America doesn't want a war with Russia.
You even let Putin take Crimea without raising a single finger.
Stop pretending, you're ridiculous.
>>72452494
My grandmother lived in Sverdlovsk at the time, and actually saw flashes in the sky when Powers was shot down (and also a Soviet interceptor, accidentally). Good times.
>>72452626
Why are we supposed to stop Russia from taking Crimea back? You get off your ass and do something about it if you've got a problem with it.
>>72452510
Oh, I'm sure that pilot will be severely reprimanded if that happens. :^)
Otherwise, maybe you should stop flying and sailing near us to avoid such accidents.
>>72450950
What happened to you, Turkey?
>>72450704
fucking saved
>>72450704
If anyone is curious at what kind of maneuver was pulled watch this.
https://youtu.be/QfU2Yu0nB54?t=2m52s
Chuck Yeager pulled the same kind of stunt in movie called Jet Pilot.
>>72452757
fire the missiles and let the gammon sort them out.
>>72452626
The risk of a collision is not that America will incite war, but that Putin will.
>Amerikanski crash lethal unarmed jumbo jet into glorious Mig performing up-close display of friendship for capitalist pilots!
>They must withdraw all aircraft patrols to at least 200km away from borders of the Motherland!
>US QRF patrol shot down while deep inside Lithuania.
>>72450704
>"Notice me, USA-senpai!"
>>72452895
spoilers, he doesn't give a fuck, dipshit.
The united states is the country that uses terrorism to push it's foreign policy agenda.
>false flags
oh yea
>>72453160
This, and I like it.
>>72452438
The good old times of the Cold War. Where the world was clear, the West and East were strong and cool, where the degeneracy did not exist as much and where we could actually live for a future that seemed desireable. Just that little downside with total annihilation of all human life on earth in a global nuclear war.
>americanskis flies next to russian airspace
>OMG RUSSIAN AGGRESION
everytime
>>72453607
>Just that little downside with total annihilation of all human life on earth in a global nuclear war.
>downside
That's the only perk still left from the Cold War days.
>>72453607
>Hippies
>"Degeneracy did not exist"
In fact, German hippies were the worst.
>>72454141
It could end up like this.
>>72454141
>Russian bombers fly next to US/European airspace
>OMG WESTERN AGGRESSION
Every time.
>>72454141
Or this.
>>72454322
more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlNPhn64TA
>>72454348
Except we don't make it such a big deal when Americans intercept them. And where do their strategic bombers fly, I wonder?
>>72454617
Turn on IFF when you fly, scrublord.
>>72454193
Indeed. It is never too late for an extinction event for humanity to redeem mankind by the apocalypse.
>>72454322
>>72454573
>unarmed surveillance aircrafts shooting down fighter jets
>>72454617
Because American aircraft don't buzz Tu-95s at hazardous ranges.
>And where do their strategic bombers fly, I wonder?
Near North Korea, and over international waters. You're welcome.
>>72454836
Here have Edelstein shouting at (You) for your Dutch degeneracy.
>>72450704
Shit testing our pussy President
>>72455012
oy gevalt
>>72454923
>paid 1000000 gorillions for super duper F-35000 and can't even buzz 100 year old bombers
Cucks.
Good thing that we also fly over "international waters".
>>72454193
we can only hope tb/h
Russian jet pilot reporting. Give me 3 reasons not to shoot down US bomber in next 2 minutes
>>72455393
Do it faggot.
>>72455393
I literally can't
>>72455393
do it. we'll just bend over and ask very nicely to not do it again.
>>72455444
Hi comrade. Let's send some yankees to hell together then
>>72455186
>paid 1000000 gorillions for super duper F-35000 and can't even buzz 100 year old bombers
That's just terrible, terrible banter and goalpost-moving. You know very well we weren't discussing whether or not specific aircraft are capable of harassing old bombers.
>Good thing that we also fly over "international waters".
Yeah except it shits you when other countries do the same near Russia. Meanwhile, nobody in Canada or the US cares when a Bear shows up near our borders. We don't feel the need to stretch our dicks out with X-treme Top Gun maneuvers.
>>72455393
Your pilots are alive because we chose not to kill them.
>>72451395
I will die defending Texas before I flee anywhere
>>72451395
THESE
COLORS
DO
NOT
RUN
>>72450704
kek there are /b/tards in Russia too
>>72455393
there are too many sjws for us to handle anymore
also take these faggots out too while you're at it
>>72455972
>>72456127
>>72456293
>>72456333
SHUT YOUR FILTHY FAGGOT MOUTH
>>72450704
>NO VIDEO
What the fuck Russia if you're gonna do this stuff at least take a Go-Pro with you.
Faggots.
When will the Russian pilot be knighted/whatever the ruskie equivalent is?
>>72455878
We wouldn't care if you would buzz them or not anyway.
>nobody in Canada or the US cares when a Bear shows up near our borders
Nice joke. That's why there was so much butthurt when we resumed those flights, which was relatively recently. After Cold War supposedly "ended" we stopped flying near you, but you never really did the same, so we resumed them many years later.
>>72456333
Self-hating Americans are the worst, fuck off to Germany or some other country full of people who hate themselves
>>72456333
Got that. None of these motherfuckers won't be alive
>>72456763
lol race baiter. I cease to be American when America ceases to work for my best interests.
>>72450704
hahahahahahaha wtf
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>"second barrel roll this month"
hahahaha wtf this has happened before?
>>72456795
>none of these motherfuckers won't be alive
the media is hyping up the russian hate meme so they can use it against trump since putin likes trump
Did he press R or Z twice?
>>72450704
Trolling in fighter jets sounds really fun.
>>72456996
this, it was the complete opposite before, when everyone was saying that Trump would instigate fights with Putin. Completely shifted the narrative
>>72455393
Trump will be president in half a year
>>72456581
>We wouldn't care if you would buzz them or not anyway.
Except we've just been discussing how butthurt Russia gets whenever a US aircraft traverses international airspace adjoining Russian airspace, remember?
>Nice joke. That's why there was so much butthurt when we resumed those flights, which was relatively recently.
No, I assure you your flights don't even penetrate most people's consciousness here. They're a non-factor.
>After Cold War supposedly "ended" we stopped flying near you, but you never really did the same, so we resumed them many years later.
Not our fault you were too bankrupt to fund a longstanding program for years after your dilapidated Soviet economy collapsed. You'd better go back to drilling for more oil, and hope that China still cares about your gas whenever those grand trans-Siberian pipelines the Kremlin has blown so much hot air about actually get built.
Stop fucking flying drunk Russia.
>>72450704
Was it an actual barrel roll, or an aileron roll?
Dumbfucks with liberal arts degrees are literally too stupid to tell the difference.
>Russian pilots watch Top Gun and want to have a little fun with the burger pilots
>American pilots are all serious and worried about safety and bullshit
Wow, it's like America became the Soviet Union and vice versa. Relax. Russian pilots are experienced enough doing bombing raids on Chechnya and Ukraine to know how to perform a simple maneuver like a barrel roll. Well, simple enough for an experienced pilot. I wouldn't know how to do that, of course.
Why can't we just shoot the shit with Russia and be m8s? Every encounter we have with them is on the news. It's like the Cold War never ended.
>>72455393
Act of war WW3 many deaths etc.
>>72456973
Yeap, our new secret rockets will exterminate every us flying rubbish on their way
>>72450704
When will you send some bantz in return?
But not by blowing up Ivans pls
>>72450704
They are trying to provoke war.
Probably because they have severe domestic problems.
>>72453160
>>72453366
You're both fucking delusional.
>>72457286
Well, that is the first adequate reason
>>72450948
this. we all take in qt slav brides when Russia collapses again.
>>72450704
You means the bear is teasing the monkey
>>72450704
>trump elected
>putin comes to visit white house
>putin explains he was having his pilots do sweet flybys and air tricks because he knew obama was too much of a pussy to say anything about it
>they both laugh and laugh about how butthurt people got over sweet airplane moves
>>72457506
the left can't have all the fun and money to themselves, the republican establishment needs their funding too
>>72457742
Keep dreaming Jamal.
>>72457509
>many deaths
Lol, that never stoped russian drunkards from removing burgers
>>72457662
But that's the Kremlin's modern playbook. Manufacture potential flashpoints for conflict, and then displace blame for the fallout when they erupt onto opposing powers and influences.
You think Putin gives a shit about the lives of individual pilots? They're currency.
>>72450948
They look like they'd finish cooking dinner then all of them would start massaging you while feeding you.
>>72455393
THINK OF THE CHILDREN DOLAN
>>72457354
>Except we don't make it such a big deal when Americans intercept them.
>Because American aircraft don't buzz Tu-95s at hazardous ranges.
No, we were discussing how America intercepts our bombers and we don't give a fuck.
And we don't get butthurt, it's America (and you for some reason) that gets butthurt after we intercept their aircrafts "dangerously".
>No, I assure you your flights don't even penetrate most people's consciousness here. They're a non-factor.
That was several years ago already. I'm sure you can dig your own press and see if it penetrated there or not.
>Not our fault you were too bankrupt
That and we were actually gullible enough to believe that from now on we will be friends. Hopefully we won't make the same mistake again any time soon.
>>72456795
>Got that. None of these motherfuckers won't be alive
so we all will be alive?
>>72457506
The Soviet Union ended.
The Cold War did not.
>>72457910
Oh look it's Mountain Negro.
>>72454249
Weren't hippies a product of the 60s? 70 was the age of disco?
>>72455393
LOL DO IT
noballsfag
>>72456127
alright ghost, shouldn't you be getting ready for the broadcast?
DO A BARREL ROLL
>>72458423
If you're mexican we won't kill you. I take you to Sizran and you'll cook burritos for local comrades
>people freak out over this
Guaranteed both pilots looked at each other in the eye and smiled they do this shit all the time. I have no idea why it's becoming news the last two years.
>in the baltic sea
The Russian pilot should apologize for flying so close to US airspace.
>>72458577
>says the cuck with a literal nigger president
>says the cuck with literal nigger gangs and rapists in the street
Not a single negro here Juan.
>>72458986
The news media is desperate to make people give a fuck about them.
>>72456954
pretty much the same thing in the baltic
>>72458986
My friends dad use to fly fighters that would escort Russian bombers away from the US. Each time they would find the same bomber and later on they started writing jokes to each other and holding it up as they buzzed by
It's almost like Russia is trying to point something out to us about what we're doing with our planes.
>>72459229
No I think it's more Russian demonization because they are the country the Jews fear the most.
>>72459209
Goddamn, who knew calling you a mountain negro would make you so hurt in the butt.
>>72450704
We are friendly rivals, not mortal enemies. Stop trying to make WW3 a thing.
>>72452626
Lol crimea. Putin took Crimea because his navy was there, and he needed the port to be strategically relevant. Meanwhile Ukraine still holds onto the industrial heartland of Ukraine. You know the only region in that shit hole that makes money. But yeah, Putin got Crimea. Great job anon.
>>72452757
>Good times.
No...no they weren't Ivan. Getting close to world destruction is not something to celebrate.
>>72459310
Of course. You have testosterone powered pilots flying multi billion dollar tech, neither wants to die, they are just doing what was ordered of course you'll joke around with the "competition" this is how every sane person handles tension but with the media you would never know.
>>72453054
Bleached anus
>>72458299
>That and we were actually gullible enough to believe that from now on we will be friends. Hopefully we won't make the same mistake again any time soon.
You're right anon, I'm sorry. I want to be friends too, in spite of everything.
>>72459369
Just bants famalamb. Nobody uses that name here. It's just came to be in order to attract the greasy Italians for tourism milking.
>>72455393
DO A BARREL ROLL
>>72450704
A barrel roll?!
>>72450704
>The U.S. considers this a very unsafe aerial maneuver and is expected to voice its concerns to the Russians
Fucking pussies. You have a Mach 2 plane, might as well have fun with it.
>>72459839
LISTEN FRENCH FRY WE'RE ABOUT DEFCON 2 AWAY FROM ISSUING A STRONGLY WORDED MEMO TO THE UN ABOUT THIS YOU FAGGOT FUCK LIKE TO SEE WHAT KIND OF PLANES YOU HAVE NEVER MADE IT TO THE MOON PIECE OF SHIT FRANCE FAG FUCKFACE FRANCEFAG FAGGOT DICK IN ASS FRANCE CREESE-CRACK HAIRY CHIRAC PIECE OF SHIT NO COUNTRY
>>72459839
Can't they attach like smoke to the back of the plane like the red bull jets have and dust the air with red white and blue smoke whenever a Russian plane gets near them? Kinda like how a squid defends itself with ink?
>>72460176
On a scale of not concerned to deeply concerned, how concerned does this incident make you?
>>72460371
Clappy
>>72458299
>Not our fault you were too bankrupt
That and we were actually gullible enough to believe that from now on we will be friends. Hopefully we won't make the same mistake again any time soon.
This always gets me :( We didn't ask for this. The cold war was supposed to have ended. We were supposed to work together to end the suffering. Not create some crazy banking scheme to steal the entire world's wealth.
>>72460281
Sounds like a great way to end up with a russian plane in your face.
>>72450704
Get cucked amerifats
>>72461470
Prep up for Cold War 2.0, coldfriend. Be our Distant Early Warning system again, and we'll take care of you.
Detente might not be on the table for now, but we don't want war either, so don't worry too much.
>>72455393
Wait until the elections. If Trump loses, then nuke the whole continent.
>>72450704
>>72462123
>>72459560
you're a bitch dude, glass russia
Russians are a few years behind on the memes, I see.
>>72460539
>>72462696
>>72455393
>BREAKING NEWS: a russian fighter jet fired at an American bomber last light for, and I quote, "shits and giggles". We have yet to hear words for The White House
>>72457570
Obama is too big of a pussy to try anything.
We are going to have to wait until after the election for the Big Happening.
When are they going to upload the dashcam footage to youtube?
>>72462832
>He reportedly "did it for the LULZ."
>>72451317
LOL gotta love all those many generations of fighter aircraft intercepting the same Russian aircraft. The funny part is they probably didn't even know that F-22 was beside them unless they looked back there.
>>72451395
Virginia shall not fall.
>>72462891
>>72454322
>It could end up like this.
>>72462943
>in a press conference this morning, Russian president Vladimir Putin was seen clapping for 15 minutes straight "in honor of the dead American pilot"
they won't do anything because their air force would literally be demolished in a week if they did
and their anti air isn't good enough to stop a weather balloon
literally the only thing they have going for them is nukes, which would mean suicide
wouldn't doubt a bunch of spastic drunk pieces of human shit would kill themselves just to say they tried though
>>72452626
The U.S. military is a fucking joke, and we would get our asses kicked in by the Russians.
The U.S. military couldn't even defend itself against faggots and feminists....
>>72450948
Get on your fucking knees, cvck.
Your soldiers showed you how. Always remember: You've been had, americuck.
>>72454787
>literally the most irrelevant shithole nation with a population of maybe 2000 gypsies speaking
Get the fuck out of here when russians aren't the mayority in your country anymore, cucklord.
>>72463339
Fuck yeah but plus Jesus
Russians making fun of America again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8VwH8U9s_0
