The morning after a night of barhopping, you wake up next to this man.
>As-salamu alaykum, anon. You owe me $250 for the hour, plus jizya.
Pay for another hour.
>>72447211
Pay it and never drink again.
>>72447624
Best response
Let it 404
Nothing else to see here
pull out my gun, teleport behind him, and defend myself from this islamic terrorist
>>72447211
I don't worry cause he's just joking.
He is not mudslime but Sikh.
And he's not my prostitute, but my waifu's brother.
shalom sikh-bro. make it 300.
>>72447211
I'd assume he saved my life when I was black-out drunk.
Thank him and pay him.
If he fucked me then I'd say we're almost even as I'm a great fuck.
Laugh with the Sikhbro on his hilarious Muslim impersonation and be on my way out.
>>72447211
Here's your jizya
*unzips dick*
>>72447211
Nice Abdul impersonation, Raj
>shit, not again
everyone else is charging $400, you're getting a deal. How can Sikh be so bro tier constantly?
>>72447211
anything for a Bro Tier guy like you
>>72447211
thats a sikh
>>72448348
You forgot the jizya part