The Donald's getting nervous!
Trump BTFO looks like I'm a /cruzmissile/ now.
The phoenix rises from the ashes to be crowned the nominee. I am now a /JEB!Schleb/.
This actually reassures me that the don will win on the first ballot
>>72440160
It was a good run lads, but looks like Trump's run is over.
>>72440160
Oh Yeb, no one care what you have to say, we only listen to winners. Poor Guacmerchant.
>>72440160
THE GUAC IS BACK
>>72440160
Yeb is the GOAT meme
TRUMP IS FUCKED
his face says everything
>>72440908
>hello darkness my old friend
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Trump could have won this all. He could have done it.
>>72440837
You need to get your delusion out of here and start becoming a #CruzMissile.
I used to be a Trump supporter until now. He's finally been Stumped.
>>72440160
Low energy bait
>>72440967
Crybaby Jeb
>>72440160
Omg kek this is why we need Trump, these fucks dont even know when to shit their mouths they're that incompetent.
THANKS OP I AM NOW BACKING A TRUE CONSERVATIVE THAT CAN CARRY THE GENERAL ELECTION
I HAVE DISPELLED THE FICTION AND GONE BASIC FOR KASICH
IT'S NIGHT OF THE LIVING JEB
>>72440723
>/JEB!Schleb/
Don't you mean /Jeb!Pleb/?
>>72440160
Jeb! finally came out of his cuck shed
>>72440248
How the fuck is this good for Cruz? If Jeb wants in the delegates are all going to vote for him and fuck Cruz over.
>>72441077
Jeb Represents all that is impotent among "conservatives" what does the GOPe actually stand for anyway? Slight tax breaks and dying in the middle east? Placating the left on every social issue? It's a wonder why these people haven't been ejected before this
>>72440160
Feels good being a Jebhead again.
Finally! A real conservative candidate will rise again to get rid of the jokers Trump and Cruz and take it to Hillary!
I am now a #Jebhead
>>72440837
>Jeb's reverse Midas touch
Trump nomination confirmed boys
ITT: increasingly nervous
>>72440160
He has returned from the grave to meme once more, still bottombothered over the vicious stumpings of his past life. Hopefully after Trump delivers him one final stumping he will remain at rest.
This is finally it.... After all this time, I'm finally coming out as a #CruzMissile. I hope you all follow suite - Trump has indeed been stumped.
post em
>it's a Yeb! thread.
Still here guys, getting my second wind, let's do this!
> jeb thread
> its low energy
>>72440160
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS AHHHH JEB I'VE MISSED YOU
As if anyone gives a shit what little Jeb! has to say. Shouldn't he be prepping a bull somewhere?
>>72440160
My dream is for Kasich to announce Jeb as his running mate. I mean, why not? Cruz gets to name his VP and he's mathematically eliminated as well, let the dream team of Literally Who/Please Clap start campaigning. It's not like anything has to make sense anymore. Maybe Jeb's secret guac will be able to satiate Kasich's hunger
>>72441127
#BasichBitches for life
well, thats it boys. I'm a katyusha rocket now
>the guy who nobody likes wants people to vote for him
This is legit sad. Jeb is a special needs student who wants to play tag with his classmates, but none of them want to go near him because theres snot on his hands, and he smells like old milk.
>>72440160
>Jeb gets the nomination
AHAHAHAHAHA
please clap
Can someone explain why the fuck he's referred to as Jeb Bush? Aren't J-E-B his initials, including the last name, Bush?
Never saw this coming.
I now itch for kasich
>>72442707
Apparently he doesn't know that.
Well fuck, I'm a Jeb Engine now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74XDI-o7xc
I guess it's all over, time to support the REAL American candidate. Sieg Zeon, sieg Zabi.
>>72442657
*silence*
>>72442854
what a low energy signature!
>>72440160
fug.....its ogre
>>72440160
Slow and steady wins the race. *clap
https://youtu.be/O74XDI-o7xc
https://youtu.be/Lc3VhsZm9t4
This a nice, slow, low energy thread. My kinda place
>>72440160
>yfw Jeb assasinates Trump at the convention with a gun hidden inside of one of those toy turtles he carries in his pockets all the time.
>>72441699
>"And I get to tend the pocket turtles."
>>72440160
Just when you thought jeb couldn't be more pathetic he does this
Trump is fucking done
>>72440160
"American voters didn't like me, so we should subvert the democratic system to make them pay for it."
-Jeb Bush
why would trump care about a low energy 3% voted for nominee who quit running?
You know in videogames when an old level boss gets a pallet swap and becomes a mid level nuisance? That's where we are with Jeb now and Carly
>>72444500
pretty much.
and the republican party was never heard from again, the end.
jeb bush
Jeb is too pure for politics
The Guacpire Strikes Back
El Yeb! and his beaner wife should be the first couple catapulted beyond the wall. Let him go be President in Guatemala.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8--vbk5S6E
underrated gem.
Just in time, I was jonesing for some super dank memes and Jeb! always delivers, it's like injecting guac straight into my veins.
>t-trump is stumped its over
says increasingly nervous cuck for the126th time
HE TAKES THE TURTLE OUT OF HIS POCKET
Honestly, I've missed Jeb. He was the perfect foil for Trump.
He was so awkward and nerdy and so fucking tall that he was perfect to be bullied.
>>72442707
Because his parents nicknamed him that based on his initials when he was little.
>>72445744
HE HOLDS IT HIGH
I hope he keeps making appearances, Jeb is the gift that keeps on giving.
>>72442854
>Jel Burl
>>72440160
RNC getting nervous
Slow and steady...
>>72441006
You're a huge faggot. Kill yourself.
honestly this whole cycle has been a lol riot. ya democracy!
Can't stop the guac.
>>72442707
Likely a tradition made popular by autistic rebel horsefucker, JEB Stuart.
Trump BTFO...
Guys, I have to say that I've seen the light.. I am ready to place all my support behind a true conservative candidate... I am now a #JebEngine
What's your favorite Jeb bit?
https://vine.co/v/erX66WYXx6p
>>72445914
THEN HE DIES
>>72440160
>>72445914
AND THEN HE FLOPS
I miss Jeb so much T_T
>>72441771
KEK
>>72442707
Because its a cool name for a guy who does really cool stuff.
>>72440160
oh noes! The failed candidate who had the election served up to him but still lost is calling for a contested convention to keep the guy who ruined him as a man!
What ever shall Donald Trump do?!
>>72441218
How's your first day on /pol/ going?
Jeb: Let them [delegates] go, Trump! Let them go!
Trump: You turned them against me!
Jeb: You have done that yourself.
Trump: You will not take them from me!
Jeb: Your bigotry and your lust for Muslim Dictators has already done that.
Jeb: You have allowed these paleoconservatives to twist your mind, until now...Until now, you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Trump: Don't lecture me, El Yeb. I see through the lies of the RNC. I do not fear the conservative base as you do!
Trump: I have brought modernity, electability, independents and democrats to my new GOP.
Jeb: Your new GOP?
Trump: Don't make me outvote you.
Jeb: Trump, my allegiance is to the RNC, to the Party!
Trump: If you're not with me, then you are my enemy.
Jeb: Only an anti-Mexican bigot deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
Trump: You will try.
***Super Tuesday Fight sequence***
Jeb: Trump, I have failed you.
Trump: I should've known the RNC were plotting to take over!
Jeb: Trump, the base is evil!
Trump: From my point of view, the establishment are evil!
Jeb: Well, then, you are lost!
***Super Super Tuesday Fight Sequence***
Jeb: This is the end for you, Mr Trump.
***Trump surges in New York***
Jeb: It's over, Trump! I have the rules committee.
Trump: You under-estimate my populism!
Jeb: Don't try it!
***Trump attempts to overshoot Jeb on the delegate count, but when he arrives at the convention, he get's sliced in two by Jeb's establishment ties. Trump then tumbles down the delegate count until he loses***
Jeb: You were the Chosen One! It was said you would coopt the base, not join them! Bring balance to the election, not leave it in darkness!
Trump: I hate you!
Jeb: You could have been my vice-President Trump! If only you has been slow and steady!
>People are sceptical of the convention because they think the establishment will use it to fuck them over
>Jeb "Establishment" Bush comes out of the woodwork to convince people it´s
It´s fucking unbelieveable that the local millionaire is the most down to earth guy in the election this year.
also,
>The former Florida governor added that Cruz's decision to tap former GOP hopeful Carly Fiorina as his vice president was a "smart move."
>>72440160
A contested convention would simply hand the election to Hillary.
>>72440160
Wait what? Jeb is coming back? Why did he leave in the first place and why is he coming back now?
Jeb was pretty much the best thing to happen this election season.
He provided me with so many keks on a weekly basis in the debates. Really made my year.
>>72441127
IT SHOULD BE PROUNOUNCED Č AS IN CHILDREN WTF
Trump gonna bash Jeb again YES!
>>72440160
It took this long for Yeb to charge his batteries?
>>72442707
Most people don't even know his real name.
>>72441218
>confused_redditor.jpg
>>72447125
He's low energy
>>72445193
I'd pay money for that game.
>>72440967
JUST
>>72440967
all I can think is he's thinking " spaghetti for dinner, really? " I love jeb.
>>72440160
yeb boosh
>>72446968
>letter Č
Noice
>>72443819
>implying the attempt won't fail because the cartridge is too low energy.
>>72440160
"Pls clap."
>>72445409
look at flag behind him....
>>72440160
JEB IS A MESS
