>>72435779
Communism.
>>72435779
"israel is legit state" is good one
That one about how copper wire was invented
So a rabbi and the Pope were walking down the street.
How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?
One, but it takes a team of surgeons to remove it from the anus.
>>72435779
Bernie Sanders will be president.
Palestinians are a threat to Israel
America isn't Israels bitch
Its perfectly acceptable to be a Jew
So this black guy walked into an employment office.
Knock knock
"Who's there?"
Six million
"Six million who?"
You're under arrest for Holocaust denial
And then the goyim thought I was serious!
>>72435779
So a Man uses Bing map and walk into a bar, Or an hospital, Or a petshop, Or a dead end.
>>72435779
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a small town. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to influence the new student. She asks the class, "Who was the greatest man that ever lived?" A girl raises her hand and says, "I think George Washington was the greatest man that ever lived because he is the Father of our country." The teacher replies, "Well...that's a good answer, but that's not the answer I am looking for."
Another young student raises his hand and says, "I think Abraham Lincoln was the greatest man that lived because he freed the slaves and helped end the civil war." ... "Well, that's another good answer, but that is not the one I was looking for."
Then the new Jewish boy raises his hand and says, "I think Jesus Christ was the greatest man that ever lived." The teacher's mouth drops open in astonishment. "Yes!" she says, "that's the answer I was looking for." She then brings him up to the front of the classroom and gives him a lollipop.
Later, during recess, another Jewish boy approaches him as he is licking his lollipop. He says, "Why did you say Jesus?"
The boy stops licking his lollipop and replies, "I know it's Moses, and you know it's Moses, but business is business."
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>>72436759
Not a single funny joke among them all; we need an Australian shitposter immediately or you Yanks will have to hire a Jewish writer again.
>>72435779
6 million Jews
*comedic drum roll*
Thank you good night everyone
A jew walks into a bar. He buys it
>>72436982
The best Jewish jokes come from Jews
>>72436936
That's still a good one. Would have thought "David" Would have been his greatest man, Though.
How do you pick up jewish chicks?
with a dustpan
>>72436982
tbqh, a lot of the best Jew jokes come from Israeli posters
>>72435779
Irishman buys a metal detector and he digs down 60 feet before realising its his steel toecaps in his boots
>>72436936
LAME
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>>72436936
>The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to influence the new student
what was the purpose of this line
>>72435779
Yeah, you
ROFL
>>72435779
a priest, some other religious guy, and a rabbie
are discussing how much of their donations they should keep for themselves, and how much to give to the church or synagog or whatever
1st guy goes, "draw a circle on the ground, throw money up in the air. whatever falls outside the circle goes to god."
2nd guy goes "draw a circle on the ground, throw money up in the air. whatever falls inside the circle goes to god."
rabbi says "draw a circle on the ground, throw money up in the air. whatever god wants he can take before it hits the ground"
>>72435779
I'm getting a little burnt out on Jew jokes
>>72437500
Post a better one then, wasteman.
Why aren't there more black jews?
Nobody wants to sit at the back of the oven.
>>72437297
I am Jewish myself and I will give you the meaniest look if you dare to make an antisemitic joke, but in reality I find them hilarious.
>>72437548
That she was angling towards a specific answer and not just asking a question, thus creating the need to tell her what she wanted to hear.
>>72436455
The Pope turns to the rabbi and says, "hey, let's go screw some little boys!"
>>72437700
The rabbi looks confused and says "Okay, but out of what?"
>>72435779
What's worse than the Holocaust?
6 million Jews
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>>72437799
Made me Kek
>>72437271
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? - Someone lost a quarter
>>72437297
damnit, its true.
>curb your enthusiasm theme starts playing
>>72435779
LOVE THE KIKES
RACE MIXING NOW
>>72438004
Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was black
So Johnny asks, Mommy, am I more Jewish or more black?"
"What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll jus have to ask your father," his mother tells him.
So, when his father arrived home from work, Little Johnny asks the same question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?"
"What the hell kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or more black?" asks his dad.
"Well, it's like this dad... Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to Jew him down to $25, or wait until it's dark and steal the fucking thing."
>>72438401
What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?
Drop it, nigger.
>>72438727
Kek
>>72437625
A Jewish woman and her grandson were walking on the beach.
All of a sudden a large wave comes and takes her grandson out to sea, she drops to her knees looks up at the sky and cry's "please G_d be merciful! he is the only male to continue the family name! please bring him back!".
Suddenly a wave washes the young boy back to land, he is alive and well, she looks down at him, then looks up at the sky and shouts "HE HAD A HAT!".
