if you had a time machine what would you do?
transition when i was 12
Go forward 4 years.
>>72433050
This
>>72432940
Tell Hitler not to attack Russia.
>>72432940
Taken up piano as a child and avoided the person who molested me as a kid. I'm a pretty miserable fuck these days.
Cuck Adam
>>72432940
Rescue one of the Romanovas and makeher my waifu.
>>72433050
>>72433133
Same, but why does it seem like everyone wish they were female?
>>72433250
Russia was massing to attack Germany though. Hitler sacrificed his army to save Western Europe from Bolsheviks
>>72432940
I would first write all the the winning lottery numbers for this year and then go back one year in time.
>>72433258
I didn't learn piano until, 20 and I'm pretty decent these days. Takes about a year to become good enough that it's super fun. Buy a cheap board and watch some lessons online!
>>72433434
write down*
>>72432940
kill the first nigger
>>72433336
Here's why.
>>72433361
No they weren't Stalin didn't want anything to do with attacking Germany, he had just purged the army as well, he may have learned from the winter war but he still wasn't comfortable attacking Germany.
go back and help hitler win.
>>72432940
Go back in time and kill Muhammad
Back to Waterloo to help Napoleon and stop the Rothschild becoming that rich.
>>72433294
underrated post
>>72432940
Go back to the 1940s and get proof that the holocaust was just a prank
>>72433630
oh good one
Steal priceless lost treasures that have been lost to history anyway so as to not pollute the time stream. It's like how in The Sound of Thunder they only hunted animals that were about to die anyway, only I get filthy rich in the process.
>>72433660
That would be very interesting.
put a thousand dollar in apple actions back in the 70's and come back today.
Literally profit.
>>72432940
Kill father Abraham.
>>72433434
And with all the money you won you'll pay to use the time machine. Perfect plan friendo.
I'll go back in time to prevent my father's death
Shawn Guess was his killer.
>>72432940
>what would you do?
go back in time to prehistoric earth and start stepping on fish that were crawling out of the mud, and take a big shit where Africa will one day be so I can say everything there evolved from shit.
>>72432940
Prevent the loss of Special Order 191. While Im there, drop off schematics for arms, medicine, vehicles and every bit of history books I can stuff in the machine.
I dont care if by doing so undoes me existing, worth it.
>>72433336
because of this
>>72433750
>>72433750
>>72433750
>>72432940
I don't need a time machine to smash dat puss.
>>72433250
No man, invading Russia was okay. Just tell him to hunker down for the winter, not to gamble on a quick victory over Russia. Then tell him to besiege and bypass major cities, not to try to capture them. A mobile and intact Wehrmacht spring of 1942? GG Bolsheviks.
>>72434139
what you need is glasses bro
>>72432940
i would save her in some sort of time machine
know all your enemies /pol/
we know who our enemies are...
Say bye to my grandpa one last time
>>72433294
there's even some waifu worthy ones
>>72434339
Idc. I could use some boipucci.
>>72432940
Travel through time.
>>72433468
I bought a Yamaha Clavinova 575 last year and I have been teaching myself. I'm pretty slow at learning and have been using Synthesia to learn most of my songs. I'm actively trying to read sheet music. Piano is something I always wanted to play, my family was just too poor to pay for lessons at the time.
I'll keep at it, thanks burgerfriend.
>>72432940
go back to the womb and figure out how to tie a noose out of an umbilical cord
Whose dis qt
She makes muh benis doki doki
You know what
I will go back in time when Asparoukh was just about to cross Danube to see what did proto-bulgarians look like - were they chinks or not.
>>72434753
I've been rused
>>72433250
This
>>72434753
you faggot cuck piece of shit i already made the nmh reference
>>72434351
Go back to the roman empire during Octavian's rule, sell some maps and live a comfy life with a few qt slaves in a villa somewhere near Cumae.
Kill the first Rothchild
>>72432940
> Kill Mohammed
> play the stock market
> tell my 12 year old self that when that weird girl starts grabbing at my dick, don't run away, just go with it
>>72432940
Stop slavery from ever happening in the US, reason being we wouldn't have a ton of niggers chimping out all the time.
>>72433596
I believe there was documented evidence that Stalin wanted to drive westwards which Hitler caught wind of so he decided to attack first with 3 weeks to spare.
>>72432940
Go to Africa in 1225 and Drop a lot of GMO seeds and pesticides with a colossal amount of Carcinogens.
>>72432940
wipe out Rome
It's obvious
>go back in time
>kill all the people who fucked the human race over
>OR make cold war into hot war watch usa and Russia kaboom each other
>OR travel back in time to the birth of every nsa employee and bleed them out
>>72432940
I'd go back in time and convince myself to go into biological anthropology instead of cultural anthropology.
>>72438063
%99.8 of them being american white humanity failures fat stupid bigots selfish wastes of life
>>72432940
Stop you from making this post.
spit roast & dp the gf. with myself. god damn itd be fun.
Ban slavery but send all the nigger back to africa.
>>72432940
go 100 years into the future. fuck the past and fuck the present.
>>72432940
Go back to the 90s.
