http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/baltimore-tv-station-evacuated-after-bomb-threat-n564316?cid=sm_fb
...this is what happens when 4channers go outside
This is what happens when the mentally ill escape their carers. They go and blow things up.. just like sand niggers.
>>72408613
...with candy bars
>>72408643
I once knew this chick named Snickers...
>>72408550
YIFF
that nose says jew
glad its dead now
Outside, not even once
>>72409235
HECK
>>72408550
Tragic comedy and once again American NSA has done nothing but shot harmless idiots. When will American guns actually protect anything?
>>72408550
i hope he sues and wins. that's straight up excessive force when i bet your ass everybody on scene knew that he didn't have a bomb.
>>72408550
>>72408550
Looking forward to the footage of him actually getting shot is released
>>72409660
They broadcasted it live, then censored it later on.
>>72409660
So ... how's that pic-related work?
Is he wearing a T-shirt with all the writing in mirror-image so that it reads normally when he takes the selfie in the mirror?
That's some hard core shit right there.
>>72408550
The most autistic thing to happen in the past day.
Close second is VP Carly.
>>72409787
>broadcasted
ehm
>>72408550
>http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/baltimore-tv-station-evacuated-after-bomb-threat-n564316?cid=sm_fb
Footage of him being shot
>>72409852
sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhQNXwi_ucU
How did he live? It says he was shot by a police sniper, aka with a rifle.
A rifle shot to the chest wall and he survives?
>>72409472
he won't win. the only thing to happen will be some paid vacation for the cop, maybe a new gun.
>>72409788
>>Is he wearing a T-shirt with all the writing in mirror-image so that it reads normally when he takes the selfie in the mirror?
Or he took the picture and used photoshop/gimp/mspaint to flip the image to make it read correctly
>>72409788
>not knowing how to flip an image on your phone
Dear God you must need your hand held to take a piss
>>72409787
Ha, that is hilarious
>>72409472
I better start making clocks if I can turn a bomb threat into a payday.
Just go and hug a jihadi, it's a prank bro
>>72409932
high test
>>72409906
Why does it says dead?
>>72410090
>payday
you're nuts
Footage showing him him fall from the 4th shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glcb67Tumf8
Took the first 3 shots like a champ.
why exactly did they shoot him?
>>72410207
@1:20
>>72410160
Loitering with a hoax bomb is perfectly sane?
>>72409660
i saw it on the local news dude just keeps walking
>>72410125
clickbait
>>72409788
Or the picture was just mirrored before posting? It takes literally 5 seconds to do that.
>he had some information to share on a flash drive about a government cover-up involving "black holes and the sun."
They should have killed him for good
>>72410216
Murica
>>72410327
fair enough.
>>72409788
Do you think you're smart because you know how a mirror works? What is mirroring an image on your phone, you autistic fuck?
>>72410207
>>72410239
Cool, thanks.
>>72410207
Were the first 3 shots rubber or something? I can't believe he could just take those and barely flint.
>>72410216
Because pandas are subject to institutional racism in the USA.
A panda life is less worth than that of a white christian cis bigot and the man is keeping them down on purpose.
This pandaphobia is making me sick, you should check your furless privilege.
>>72409906
I like how they waited to shoot him until after he stopped walking.
>"he was comin right at us!"
>>72408550
kek, from what I've gathered he was a Bernie supporter who had a mental breakdown after Bernie's latest string of losses.
http://heavy.com/news/2016/04/alex-brizzi-hedgehog-panda-suit-bomb-fox-baltimore-tv-terrorist-primary-bernie-sanders-hillary-clinton/
>>72408550
ITT: pic extremely related
>>72410255
>from OP link:
>"I came down at one point not knowing the person was in the lobby, near the vestibule area," WBFF News Director Mike Tomko told reporters. "He talked to me and was wearing what appears to be a full body white panda suit, surgical mask and sunglasses."
It's the scene where Mike TeeVee wonders if he can be broken into a million little pieces and sent wizzing through the air.
This is a really good opportunity to undo some of the clockhmed conditioning.
Anybody who has something that looks like a bomb in a public place will be taken seriously by law enforcement. This time it was a white kid.
Don't let this one go quiet.
>>72410451
Yeah, had me confused to. Either that or they hit something strapped to his chest. Either way, he looks surprisingly badass for a guy in a onesie.
>>72408550
Meh, this was a cowardly and indeed FAILED attempt at suicide by cop.
And I'd never choose to go this way.
>>72410216
Because he told everyone he had a bomb, and when police asked him several times to stop, he didn't. Then they shot him 3 times in the extremities, and he kept walking. Fourth shot took him down for the time being.
Protip: don't fucking make a fake bomb vest
Protip2: when SWAT is outside and yelling at you, you do what they say. I'd rather have my "rights" violated for a minute than have my life ended.
>>72409788
No, that's the real man. The photo was taken by his mirror image.
>>72408550
Hey /pol/ this is Alex Jones. Wake up! This was a false flag setup by the government and Willy Wonka!
>>72409787
Impossible trick-shot! It had to have been from the Grassy knoll.
>>72411106
dont you have some filters to sell?
>>72410160
give me a break
give me a break
>>72411187
No.
emo kid dressed in panda suit shot wearing a bomb vest made out of candybars had a flash drive that contained secrets about space and life AND his best friend is kakashi
>>72410748
Pro tip it's called suicide by cop
>>72410216
they did not want any candy bars
>>72410748
>I'd rather have my "rights" violated for a minute than have my life ended.
Not a patriot!
Is that you carlos?
>>72411106
Seriously though. You don't bring a Wonka bar to a TV station and not expect this to happen. It's physics, waves and particles, doesn't take a genius to figure this out.
>>72408550
>said he had some information to share on a flash drive about a government cover-up involving "black holes and the sun."
>>72410207
>lol only 5.56
>>72412087
Well it has to be really big on the sending end because it comes out smaller on the receiving end.
