ahahahahahahah this is so epic...donald trump is a rapper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSBGDC0rKWU
> Talk about appropriation
>>72407439
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
what the fuck is the daily show?
>>72407439
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>72407439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwoJw440fK8
>>72407777
The first good thing Trudeau did for your country then
>>72407439
>Faily Show
>Apr 28, 2016
>Trevor Noah's 'Daily Show' Reaches 100th Episode, But Noah Is Still Struggling
>Tonight, The Daily Show with Trevor Noah will reach its 100th episode tonight. Perhaps the 100th time is the charm, but it’s doubtful. After seven months at the helm, host Trevor Noah is still receiving mixed reviews and mediocre ratings.
>According to Nielsen, the Comedy Central show’s viewership has declined by 37% since Jon Stewart left The Daily Show. Noah reached his highest rating with his first episode, which is very telling. The September 28th episode scored a 0.41 rating in the key 18-49 demographic and just over 1 million viewers. For the same week the previous year, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart garnered a 0.65 and 1.5 million viewers. People tuned in to compare Noah to his formidable predecessor and after that initial excitement, The Daily Show lost a considerable number of viewers.
>Since Noah’s highly anticipated debut, ratings have tapered off and have dipped as low as 0.18.
>The Daily Show with Jon Stewart garnered a 0.65 and 1.5 million viewers.
>But it doesn’t change the fact that Noah hasn’t progressed over 100 episodes. His dimples and adorable South African accent just aren’t cutting it. Unless Noah finds his edge, it’s doubtful he can fill Jon Stewart’s shoes.
>http://www.forbes.com/sites/hayleycuccinello/2016/04/28/trevor-noahs-daily-show-reaches-100th-episode-but-noah-is-still-struggling/#8b793be5820e
AHAHAHAHA!
No one wants to watch a show where every episode consists of:
>Hey, White people! You are all evil and should kill yourselves! Your culture must end! You cannot have a heritage to be proud of! FEEL GUILTY ALL THE TIME! ATONE FOR YOUR COLLECTIVE ORIGINAL SIN THROUGH CONSTANT ACTS OF SELF-FLAGELLATION!
>AM I FUNNY YET?!
> WHY aren't you white people watching my show?!
>>72409093
Why did Stewart do this? I watched Noags standuo, it's not funny. It's poorly timed, bland observational "humor". And for fuck sake, he wasn't raised in the US, and has NO understanding of US politics.
>>72409093
oh pol, never change
>>72407439
Nice we need to propagandize this shit to win the African American vote.
Why they are still voting for Hillary is beyond me. All the BLM bullshit with incarceration were passed through by the Clinton administration.
>>72407439
So good.
>>72407439
That's it. I can no longer support a candidate such as trump, I'm now a #cruzbuddy/missile/ship/liner/etc.
>>72412469
Admit it you are only a #CruzMissile because of this sexy goddess...
>>72407439
The guy playing Lewandowski looks like he's a douche in real life too
>>72407439
Trump needs to buy the rights to this video and spread it in the General Election in every news channel lmao.
>>72412552
I want her to sit her nasty old cottage cheese ass on my face. Pls help me.
i was ok with it until 7/11
see some of you at the next radio graffiti
>>72412732
>i was ok with it until 7/11
Wasn't he referencing the 711 fire-station when he made that comment?
People keep saying he fucked up the 911 thing...
![160414101836-ted-cruz-daughter-boa-dress-up-00000000-large-169[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HcYartB.jpg "160414101836-ted-cruz-daughter-boa-dress-up-00000000-large-169[1].jpg")
>>72412552
I am only a #CruzMissile because of this sexy goddess
>>72412828
yes, trump was referencing the fire station, but the video will misinform (potentially) people into thinking trump mis referenced 9/11 as 7/11
just more stupid attempts at subtle misinformation
>>72412552
True, I support whatever candidate/cause that got eyecandy, thus my support fro Crimea.
>>72412732
SPREAD IT AROUND LIKE WIIILLEEEEFIRE
AND LEAVE TEMPLTEON OUT OF IT!!!!
>>72413144
>cans.wav
>>72413007
MUMMY ISNT EYE CANDY SHES MUMMY
>>72413432
>le retarded mummy meme
>>72412971
fucking japs....
Got me thinking, if we had a Black Donald Trump, all the liberals would love him.
>>72413582
Like you wouldn't butter up her rat hole
>>72413592
It would eliminate the racist card BUT it would depend on which political part he is affiliated with.
Liberals hate Black Conservatives. Take a look at what they did to Ben Carson. The liberal media tore him to shreds. They had Black politicians come on shows and call him a token Black and an Uncle Tom. It was sad to watch frankly.
>>72407439
http://www.yourboyblacktrump.com/
>>72413694
If there was a black dude who had the same persona as trump and his views, I think he'd have a chance.
People aspire to black rappers bragging about money, how good looking and intelligent they are, having lots of women, etc..
>>72413669
imlying japs and the niggers of asia
>>72414009
Try again in your native arabic
>>72412679
You should get a gun and kill yourself. Problem solved. Even better, kill your family first. Multiple problems solved.
>>72414137
Bow to the white men snakes of the orient
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Okinawa
>trevor noah
pls end this cringy house nigger
He's as funny as a jewish """"comedian""""
>>72407867
liberal propaganda show made famous by Jew Stewart and is now in the hands of a south african half nigger whitey.
>>72414405
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_invasion_of_French_Indochina
sacre bleau!
>>72409351
same reason they replaced colbert report with larry wilmore.
promotion of niggers downing whitey.
>>72414009
Japs are the Turks of Asia.
They think they are part of the continent, but the rest of the continent's inhabitants disagree.
This pedophilia just cements further this comparison between the two.
>>72414639
>They think they are part of the continent
Fuckin boat people jesus,
Yes, the only first world country in asia longs to be lumped in with a bunch of peasants
>>72407439
i didnt want to like it but i do, pretty good
>>72414534
>>72414775
>And wounded
They even have an arabic version of the page man, you have no excuse
>>72407439
This still remains my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zllLgWfNlX0
Even if I no longer like Trump - he's a degenerate transsexual lover.
>>72414714
Only White countries can be first world, kiddo.
>>72414827
>be a gook
>attack a defeated state's colony
>only defended by 3k men
>attack with 10 times more men
>get a pyrrhic victory and more losses than the adversary
>be called out on your incompetance
>MUH WONDEDZ
>>72414887
Be careful that's felony hate speech, they can take away your centrelink for that and then how would you get petrol?
>>72414868
nice post fellow r/tedcruzforpresident poster
i've deposited 3 cents to your account
>>72413007
>Russia is pro trump
therefore if you like Natalia you should vote for Trump
>>72414982
Lets apply your twisted muslim logic to your example:
Burger killed and wounded:20195+55162+26000=101k
Japan killed:77k
burgers btfo even though they attacked with 10x troops
t, shariah frog
>>72407777
http://proxflow.com/
>>72415151
Except you got BTFOd on every single front, including your coward sneak attack on pearl Harbor, and when you had the number's advantage on the US carriers
You can't accept that you were underequiped, under developped, under armed shitty called itself an empire and pretending to compete with world powers like France, the UK, the US or Germany
You deserved to get nuked to teach you chinks not to misbehave ever again
>>72415408
*under armed shitty country calling it self blah blah
>>72415408
Japan lost to America, not to France. It's kind of sad that the only thing you can be proud of is the military victories of a country that despises what you've become.
You are right, we were under equipped, under developped, and under armed and yet we still BTFO all your colonies while you bent over for hitler like you do for the muslims now. France hasn't been a world power for centuries.
>>72415580
>France hasn't been a world power for centuries
>Being a world power since 1610
Oh please, BTFO colonies held by 3000 vietnamese conscripts
>>72415728
By what definition? You aren't a world power if you're incapable of defending your colonies. At least the brits put up some resistance. France has been wholly inconsequential in the modern era.
>>72415798
Japs are the vultures of this world
You can sure attack one's colonies, but wait till he's occupied first like you did with the germans during WWI
Now you're paying the price for your irrelevance, youre the cuckest country in the entire world, cucked by US and by China
I mean seriously, what kind of country is forbidden to have an army, and demonstrates when the gov is trying to build one
>>72415977
It's natural law to attack weakness.
And how are we cucked? We would riggedy wreck you in combat(better navy/airforce, but worse army which means shit because, you know, island) And our native population is shrinking slower than yours on top of not importing millions of shitskins. France hasn't been 99.5% native in centuries
>>72416303
>We would riggedy wreck you in combat
>tfw the french fleet's tonnage surpasses the british one
>tfw when the rafale is judged superior to the f35 by US analysts
shit's here, for those whose proxies won't flow
jewbook -- TroliusMaximus/videos/1715708895343655/
>>72409093
, I used to Watch john Stewart and ignored the liberal crap because he was funny enough to make it bearable
But Trevor noah i had never even heard of when john announced he was leaving
I watched like 3 episodes and then gave up, His delivery of jokes is shit
>>72416450
>tfw the french fleet's tonnage surpasses the british one
Doesn't matter when your sub-fleet's a joke and everything's out of date
>tfw when the rafale is judged superior to the f35 by US analysts
I think what you're trying to reference is it won in war games against an F35 early prototype with zero ECW or stealth features
