What happens when Yellowstone inevitably erupts?
>>72360131
Then we're all dead and I don't have to live anymore to the expectations of other people.
>>72360221
Balls of steel
>>72360220
east coast here
I think I will do fine even if global ice age happens. Anything you want to tell me to pass on after you die?
I'd go out on a loli rape spree.
>>72360220
>Then we're all dead and I don't have to live anymore to the expectations of other people.
you need a volcano for that? what are you, a fag?
>>72360131
The rest of the world will become like Australia.
>>72360450
that's from fracking, and it already happens in the USA, even with people's tap water
>>72360450
>Water on fire
>Throw more water
Australians are geniuses
>>72360131
Done paying taxes.
>>72360131
irl gg no re
>>72360131
If it's a VEI8 eruption, ash covers a huge portion of the continental US, fucking up our farmland for a while, fucking up a lot of structures and killing a shitload of people. Also spewed into the air are aerosols that reflect sunlight and we get a few years where global temperatures drop to the point there will be quite a few crop failures around the world.
Basically, in a few years there would probably be a few billion people dead.
Would you feel anything if you jumped in feet first? Like would you instantly vaporize or would you have a split second where it feels like you're getting in to a hot tub?
Planetary Destabilization
Drastic climate changes everywhere
>>72360657
>gg
actually bg
>>72360642
/thread
>>72360430
>>72360131
Libertarians chide us for relying on government intervention to fix the problem
Life on earth will cease to exist within a decade. Basically North America becomes mostly uninhabitable. The rest of the world dies off a bit slower but the fall is inevitable. Outside the US the countries hit hardest will be fish eaters such as Japan and nearly all Pacific islands
>>72360701
>hot tub
are you stupid? it'd be a slow-ish extremely painful death, full of regret
>>72360560
KEK
>>72360221
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>72360854
>Life on earth will cease to exist within a decade
HAHAHAHAH
>American """""""Education'"""""""
you need to read you history, son
>>72360701
I doubt you'd feel very much.
>>72360872
>slow-ish extremely painful death
It will be painful but not slow, not even slow-ish.
>>72360221
That's bravery. I'd have a knee shaking sense of read standing right there.
>>72360221
sauce ?
obligatory watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cv9_AdB5Nw
>>72360998
slow-ish as in it would last enough to fuck you up and make you regret your decision. it won't be instant or fast enough to be nearly painless..
>>72360701
It would probably be a quick death, but you would definitely feel it when your lungs burned up from the inside as you inhaled and the skin sloughed off from your crispening muscles. Your brain might shut down from shock, or it may try to slow things down for you so you have the time to find an escape route.
>>72360854
I hope that was a shitpost. We survived the Lake Toba eruption ~70k years ago, and that was on the same order of magnitude of a big Yellowstone.
>>72360221
Jesus fucking christ
>>72360131
Just sacrifice a 1000 virgins to the volcano gods and America will be ok
>>72360541
shut up you retarded tooth paste
>>72360541
>he believes anti-fracking lies
>>72361097
>that shitty acting
I'd rather die in a volcano blaze desu.
>>72360131
>mfw the gringo will disappear in our lifetimes
>>72361209
but the jews are making sacrifices to it, to make it erupt!
>>72361097
Wooohoooo Canada is fine.
After the Volcano kills everyone down there Canada can invade the fertile Volcano-ash lands and farm them.
>>72361232
>>72361228
I'm pro fracking though
>>72361209
all those sacrifices made by our ancestors worked, as you can see destruction stops at the border >>72361097
>>72360541
there was never any conclusive evidence that fracking polluted well water. At one time it was plausible, but now they use chemicals that're totally safe.
obnoxious environmentalists, i swear. Yeah, stop drilling oil, see where the world ends up, assholes. not speaking to you personally, just those other assholes.
>>72361298
There are still enough whites in Canada to fight off you greedy shitskins... notably Germans
REAL FUCKING GERMANS WHO FLED THAT CESSPIT WHERE GERMANY USED TO LAY.
>>72361401
>triggered amerifat
read: >>72361342
Economy will go to shit. The world will be inconvenienced for a decade, but the human race will, overall, do just fine.
Sure, there will be death and material damage. But it won't be this cataclysmic event everyone is hyping it up to be, but it will change life as we know it and slow development.
>>72361390
when this happens 90% of mexican population will be in usa anyway
>>72360345
That's a funny way of saying shit for brains
>>72361466
>REAL FUCKING GERMANS
Oh? Is that why Trudeau got elected?
>>72361479
will it delay pascal/polaris/vega gpu releases?
>>72361342
I can't speak for Australia, but fracking has never done that in the US.
>>72360131
Just because it will erupt doesn't mean it will be a catastrophic all out eruption. It's erupted pretty often in a fair minor way.
>>72361584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LBjSXWQRV8
>>72361559
Minority of real germans*
Can build weapons for the Untermenschen to use to kill mexicans.
>>72361513
That's a funny way of saying pussy.
>>72361648
it has a (major) eruption cycle which is overdue
>>72361401
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/energy/g161/top-10-myths-about-natural-gas-drilling-6386593/
Turns out I was wrong, there's a couple of cases of ground water being polluted by wells that exploded.
>>72361649
That's a hoax video. Not only that, it's old and thoroughly debunked as a hoax.
http://reason.com/archives/2013/07/05/the-top-5-lies-about-fracking
http://www.forbes.com/sites/greatspeculations/2011/03/07/dont-be-swayed-by-faucets-on-fire-and-other-anti-fracking-propaganda/#404cef4325e0
http://www.economist.com/blogs/babbage/2013/06/fracking
http://freebeacon.com/issues/gasland-director-presents-anti-fracking-hoax-as-evidence-in-new-film/
etc.
>>72360345
>>72360929
>>72361067
>>72361090
>>72361160
Not to diminish this man's titanium balls, but the angle of the footage and the telescoping lens make it look like he's a lot closer to the lava than he actually is.
It'll erupt but every day it doesn't is one closer to us managing it. They already drill holes to reduce pressure in calderas. Now if they just learn to create huge high pressure systems they can drastically reduce the spread of ash.
>>72360747
>bg
>not ready to go full stalker in the zone known as the american rockies/midwest
step it up senpai
>>72361699
You cucks won't be able to afford them since Trudeau sold off all your gold reserves.
Mexico quite literally has vastly more gold in it's national reserves than Cuckada.
>>72360701
It would be extremely painful
I'm just outside Denver, so I would be dead almost instantaneously
>>72361649
I just read about this. The guys that were fracking didn't properly seal up the hole, and a pocket of methane climbed up between the outside steel casting and the dirt, eventually making it into the groundwater. It wasn't a -direct- result of fracking, and the 16 families that were affected ended up getting a big settlement from the incident, despite having zero health consequences.
>>72361298
You live closer to Yellowstone than I do here in NY paco. The only thing that might save you is probably a big wall between your hovel and the U.S
>>72362250
for you
>>72360131
Realistically, probably not as much as people are predicting. It certainly won't be a world-ending catastrophe. The biggest effect it will have will be on US agriculture. The inability to produce food will probably create starvation, most likely for urban and other densely populated areas. Couple million people would die at the most.
I know worst case scenarios are more fun to think about, but this is most likely the boring truth.
>>72360131
Big ass global crisis, broken economy, millions of refugees.
Also - New World Order kike plan will fail.
>>72360131
Nothing. Yellowstone is a hotspot like Hawaii. Hotspot lava is basalt, which is runny. Your big explosions are from rhyolite, which is thick and doesn't like to flow.
It's just going to dribble like a Hawaiian eruption.
>>72361298
>>72362645
>Also - New World Order kike plan will fail.
au contraire, for the NWO to work fully, we need a big reset button on the current sustem, an a significant population reduction. this would be a blessing for the new world order kikes
>>72362617
>Starvation
>In a country that is currently a world super power
That's pushing it, anon.
>>72360350
Real estate near me goes through the roof here in Pennsylvania.
>>72362933
you're already nearing food shortages because of your drought
>in a country where everyone eats like 4 normal people put together
>shortages come, no on has self control
>total chaos
>>72361298
>yellowstone erupts
>shitskins think "this is our moment"
>shitskins invade white countries
>shitskins forgot about the nukes
This is why shitskin countries are shitholes, you lack reasoning and critical thought
>>72362903
Actually. you're kinda right.
Destroying biggest power in the world is a one way to make NWO real.
>>72360221
I'm pretty sure that dude is dead now. Him and his wife got eaten up by... You guessed it, lava.
>>72362933
>>72363041
I believe the truth lies somewhere in between both of your statements.
But I think we can all agree that Yellowstone is overblown as a catastrophe.
>>72362125
I live in Wyoming, I would already be dead. Treat my burned bones with respect stalker.
>>72363041
Yeah but Yellow Stone probably won't erupt for another 40 years or so.
>>72363041
We do everything in excess, and live large in the big scheme of things. It's pretty great. And, sorry, life ain't fair
>>72363448
>life ain't fair
indeed, I'm just glad I wasn't born in america.
>>72360701
Average temp of lava is 1,300-2,000F. You won't feel a thing.
>>72360131
It wouldn't be that bad. Lava can only go so far. Like yeah the population around the area would probably have to move. idk.
>>72363645
except your brain boiling inside your skull
>>72360450
>fell into water
>cant fight and beat the current
>can defend against shark
>can dodge jellyfish
>can shake off crocodile
>can escape grip from anaconda
>water starts burning
>straya
>>72361327
You'd just let the Chinese buy up the land so they can feed another 500 million back in Asia
>>72363959
some typos
>>72360541
How, scientifically, does fracking cause this?
>>72360430
That's racist.
>>72363211
geoff mackley. pretty sure he's still alive.
>>72364281
Very scientifically!
>>72364281
methane escapes, gets in watersupply.
>>72361130
>Lava is like water
Autism, You would fell and hit the lava top plate like it was concrete, and then you would start burning slowly.
>>72362617
Martial law will happen in like half the country to control the chaos. That's what they did here for Katrina but it didn't go over so well. I can easily see mass rioting and looting taking place though regardless
>>72363552
>America
>Not a great country
I bet it shits all over the Netherlands.
>>72364816
I dunno, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq7DDk8eLs8
I think it depends on the rock type and how hot it is.
>>72361097
Yellowstone meets Blair Witch the movie, 2 minutes 30 seconds and shut it down filled with rage.
>>72363250
I do not agree that a full blown VEI8 Yellowstone eruption is anywhere near overblown. Look up the year without a summer. That was caused by a much smaller volcano than a full on Yellowstone eruption. The death toll could literally rack up into the billions when all of the climate effects kick in and cause global crop failures.
OTOH, the chances of it erupting during our lifetimes are miniscule, so from that standpoint, it is overblown as a catastrophe.
>>72364560
>methane escapes
What do your frikandel farts have to do with anything?
This is the second yellowstone-related thread I've seen in two days, and a I just got back from vacationing there.
/pol/, explain yourself.
>>72360350
Yes, don't you forget about me.
>>72360372
No, just a coward who can't commit suicide. Kek.
I don't know shit about nukes but if lava would come in contact with stored warhesds, would they go off or just melt?
>>72365061
I bet everyone here sort of wishes it would erupt in our lifetime.
Not really for logical reasons, but still.
Americans become the rapefugees
>>72365329
Your life is so interesting that we focus our discussions around it.
>>72365507
I've always wanted to rape someone
>>72365380
It's the same part of me that is slightly tempted to throw my phone out high windows or into bodies of water when near them. I can't be the only person who feels that way, right? It's never for any good reason, just to spite myself in some way.
Megyn Kelly will straddle the volcano, spread her labia over the top, and let it erupt hard, deep into her vagina, taking one for the team and acheiving climax before dying of an unrelated yeast infection..
TRUE STORY
>>72365380
We might get to see the Phlegrean Fields go boom. IIRC, it is not nearly as extensively studied, and there has been a lot of elevation changes. It's not Yellowstone-tier, but it would still wreck a lot of the Mediterranean area.
>>72361876
>posts kike media sources
Ebin.
>>72361228
>amerinigger arguments
>>72360221
anyone know what he's wearing?
>>72361513
>shit for brains
He's not there in shorts and a t-shirt. Knowledge isn't gained by avoiding risk.
>>72360131
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men.
>>72360131
This is proof god hates white people. The only people that will be affected by Yellowstone are pink crackers.
>>72366765
Go go Godzilla!
>>72366407
Foil. It reflects heat.
>>72364281
They pump a heavier than water liquid into geology that contains oil and gas and this oil and gas moves making it easier to collect.
Sometimes it ends up in water.
>>72360131
Justice for all mankind.
>>72364281
MILKSHAKE
>>72366765
Not really. We have been hate fucking nature for a long time now. Its like that hot half asian girl. It likes it despite how it looks.
It is female after all.
>>72364816
you would just hit hard, break through(most likely), then by then you would have popped like video
>>72364982
then burning. dead by then, probably.
>>72364902
I don't doubt shit will go down. Like I said, starvation will probably hit major urban centers the hardest, and when people get desperate, things get real. Martial law will probably happen in the same way it happened during Katrina, you're right about that.
>>72367362
Wrong.
>>72367482
sauce?
>>72367713
Oh okay correct me please. I read about this but not so carefully. What is it they pump into the geology to displace the oil and gas and make it more easy to collect?
>>72367713
I know it involves high pressure and creating fissures in rock too. Obviously this would create opportunities for oil and gas to end up in the water table.
>>72367908
Fracking doesn't cause what you see in that webm.
>>72360221
Trick of perspective, he is nowhere near the lava. Easily 200+ meters away.
>>72368077
I dont care about that webm. Could you tell me what was wrong about what I said? The subject is interesting.
>>72360701
You'll catch on fire before you even reach the lava
>>72360701
There's the misconception that humans sink in lava/magma
In reality it's much more dense/heavy than the human body so you'd kind of burn to ash ontop of it
>>72361097
Misleading as fuck
This shows the ash deposit
Ash deposits don't kill you.
The pyroclastic cloud from the eruption would only travel 100-200km's at most.
It would be a serious health hazard for everyone in the US; ash would overload buildings and collapse them. People would suffer respiratory disease, lung damage; you would have to buy and wear masks to protect yourself from the fine particulate dust coating everything.
But it's not like the entire fucking continental US is going to split open and kill everyone. Unless you live within a few hundred kilometers of yellowstone, the initial eruption won't do a fucking thing to you.
>>72365380
I think you hit the nail on the head.
The fact is, people would rather live through the apocalypse than think their lives will pass through an era without significance.
>>72365507
We'll show them sandniggers how it's done!
>>72368588
It will be nuclear war or the most prosperous period mankind has ever known. Its win win.
No other period in time has had our level of technology without serious conflict. Serious conflict looks to be impossible now due to nukes. If it happens...we have our doomsday.
>make leddit account
>start shilling on the bern reddits
>see ad about reddit gift exchange
>sign up and am now expecting a free gift
I love this socialism thing, I'm not even sending a gift out!
>>72360131
Il watch the fireworks on tv.
>>72360131
We ashlanders now, n'wah.
>>72360131
There will most likely be a Mt. St. Helens size eruption from Yellowstone before we see a supereruption. That being said, it will still screw up agriculture in the Great Plains causing a mass starvation across the globe.
>>72368161
>I dont care about that webm.
You were answering a question about that webm :
>How, scientifically, does fracking cause this?
>>72368141
>>72361881
He may not be a few feet from the lava, but he's suspended directly above it. Doesn't matyer if it's a foot or a mile, the end result of a fall would be a toasty death.
>>72369199
Okay.
Fracking does involve high pressure displacement of oil and gas and it can end up in the water table.
>>72366003
Lol, the Italian term, "go to Napoli," meaning go to hell, will become literal.
>>72368857
Exactly. Well, sort of. I agree with you that it will be one or the other, but I don't hope for the end of the world. I'm on team human, but I understand the proclivity toward wanting it all to end as well.
In any event, we should all be striving to enjoy life right now. Go out and take a look down the street of the place you live in, because in another 20 or 30 years, things are going to change -a lot-.
>>72362135
The Canadian arctic is full of unmined gold
>>72361466
I can tell you're from Manitoba
>>72370104
It has to be mined affordably for it to be worth anything.
>>72361090
Marum Crater, Ambrym volcano
Nothing
>>72360131
America will be wiped out and the rest of the world will just live a little ice age as it already happened
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Ice_Age#Volcanic_activity
>>72370249
Cheap eskimo labour.
>>72367760
mayli
>>72360854
Stop embarrassing us
>>72360671
Yeah since we provide food for most of the planet there would be mass starvation
>surrounding area is absolutely fucked. Like completely erased
>ash is going to make it colder for a while
>most of Midwest US totally fucked
Don't worry though it won't happen in our lifetimes
>>72362250
U U
U U
New beginnings
>>72360998
it would take several minutes to die after being tossed onto magma.
There's a few reasons for this:
1) Magma is a dense non-newtonian fluid. You'd hit it like concrete, and you won't sink partially for that. The other reason is:
2) You are 70% water. The magma will form a crust as your body splits open like an overcooked frozen burrito and quenches the top layer a bit with your blood and piss and internal fluids.
3) You will burst into flames before even touching the lava. Everything dry on you including clothing, hair, and skin will burst into flames about 40-50 feet from the lava.
4) Your brain will survive the lava for about 20-30 seconds. before the heat causes you to lose consciousness, if the 1-2 minutes of burning, exploding, and pain didn't cause you to pass out already.
It would be somewhat brief, but the pain would be indescribable.
If you want to die quickly and painlessly, get an exit bag and some nitrogen and die of hypoxia. You'll be euphoric and giddy as you drift into a peaceful death.
>>72363211
Lava always gets me in minecraft
>>72360131
It destroys a lot of rural predominantly white areas, while leaving Coastal ghettos largely unaffected.
>>72360131
The fuck was in that tank he tossed? Liquid diversity?
>>72360541
it happened when my grandma was a kid too so?
>>72373772
>so?
nothing, enjoy the jews killing your people for profit
>>72372035
That's the most comfy picture I have seen in a long time. I wish it was a real place.
