I am older than you, humanity.
I have seen things you could never imagine. I have lived among and fed upon titans. I have survived various mass extinction events. I have witnessed the planet freeze over and thaw time and time again. I have brought death to countless lives, tall and small throughout millenia.
But none of the things I have seen are as filled with hubris as humanity. This ridiculous notion that you specs of nothingness "own" The Earth. This repetitive insanity in which you continuously slaughter your own by the thousands. Your blatant disregard for the lands and oceans that have given you everything you have.
Take relief in knowing that the chaos will soon be over. I'm putting an end to it.
I'm coming for you.
Hold on one second, OP.
Lemme just grab something before I go for a walk.
Ok, got it.
You were saying?
>>72355038
Shit, the Turks are declaring war!
>tfw my gf is from Puerto Rico
>she wants to introduce me to her family...
GLUB
GLUB
GLUB
>>72355038
>insects criticizing humans as "specs of dust" on the planet
K
>>72355038
Learn to format reddit
>Sagegoin
>>72355373
>tfw
>>72355133
>off brand
Enjoy your glorified 10 minute protection
>>72355783
So you admit to frequenting reddit?
>>72355038
Go be a nigger insect some where else.
>>72355711
Insects represent over 50% of the total animal Biomass on Earth
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biomass_(ecology)
How at risk are you, /pol/?
>>72355133
You've never been outside have you
Skeeter spray doesn't do shit
>>72356778
>only conservative areas targeted
Are the skeeters working for Hillary?
>>72355038
bro your brain is the size of one of my sperm cells.
I could exterminate your entire pathetic species if i wanted to.
How contradictory, your rhetoric implies we are the blight of earth, yet you boast of killing millions of innocent people.
You bring nothing but death and pestilence to this planet. We will rid you from these lands and from the very essence of existence. Your time draws nigh, as our's only progresses.
>>72355038
if you're so old and wise, then answer me this...
magnets, how do they work?
>tfw in 20 years all children will have tiny heads
>>72357438
south americans have always been retarded
>>72357082
>I could exterminate your entire pathetic species if i wanted to
Last time you tried that you only succeeded in nearly destroying your national symbol. Give me a break.
>>72357786
since when the fuck can mosquitoes type
>>72357082
>falling for the bait
>>72357847
They're probably mobil posters
>world emergency
>>72355038
>I have few upon titans
Yeah thanks for that. Some of us have made millions having fun with that conceptually.
Bring it on faggot! The media is hyping you up like the next big thing.
>>72355373
Funny enough my sister got sick with the zinka in Virginia. If your girlfriend is from Carolina , Santurce, Loiza , Bayamon. You got worst things to worry than a mosquito.
>>72358413
Don't go outside anon
>>72356778
>mfw live in gray zone but still low
Laughing at Oklahoma and Missouri City
>>72358413
What are your thoughts on the mainland basically treating you guys like absolute shit and extorting you through legal loopholes for hedgefund management and debt runoff?
>>72358573
Is that woman carrying a puppy?
>>72355038
Saved
>>72357847
Hide zika threads.
Report zika threads.
Sage zika threads
>>72358635
FUCK YOU
OKLAHOMA STRUNK!
>>72356778
RIP the south
>>72358901
We're used to it, to be honest i ain't surprised. Which makes me kinda sad, since i love and like Americans. All i want for Puerto Rico is to be Hawaii 2.0 on the Caribbean (without the crazy house prices). You guys always have been more interested in Cuba anyways.
Let's all thank the shitty countries of the world for prescribing antibiotics for every little boo-boo and cold.
>>72359252
Personally I want the 51 star flag
>>72359353
A friend or mine used 8 different anti biotics for his STDs because condoms didn't feel as good.
>>72356778
If it enters Cali then Washington is fucked.
>>72357786
Chemicals were a bad idea, I'll give you that. This time we're using your own species against you. Have fun breeding yourselves out of existence for us.
>>72359490
At this point it should basically be illegal to prescribe antibiotics for anything other than life-threatening disease or surgery.
>>72359461
>DC isn't a state still
This needs to happen before anyone else is added
>>72359698
Nobody is ever going to fund this
Muh zika
>it's only a matter of time before you're vaccinated at birth, to make your blood lethal to mosquitoes.
good luck zika-chan
>>72359835
We already are.
>>72358981
Some kinda.. Puerto Rican Puppy sling
>>72360146
>>72360404
uh
I Love you, zika-chan!
>>72355038
One human could do more damage than you ever could. One nation of humans could destroy all life on earth including you. We know the secrets of the universe. We will build monuments that will outlast the sun itself. We alone will rule the stars. You are nothing but a foot note on the list of challenges we have and will over come. We will ascend to godhood. This planet will become your tomb, forgotten demon.
>>72360404
I love you Zika-Chan!
