She is always so funny and on point!
http://www.salon.com/2016/04/28/amy_schumer_mocks_how_easy_it_is_to_buy_a_gun_in_hilarious_home_shopping_network_sketch/
ugly/10
unfunny/10
don't understand...
>>72350552
>salon
Not funny at all. She has done a few funny things but this was horrible.
>salon.com
No
>>72350552
>on point
never
Does she mention her big vagina and how she loves to give blowjobs in the sketch also?
>>72350552
You should see how easy it is to make a gun in a hilarious home metalwork network reality.
>>72350552
Call me when her nudes get leaked and I might fap to em for irony sake. Other than that, no one cares.
>>72350552
Question /pol/
Would you let Amy Schumer suck on your lightsaber?
>>72350552
A most unfunny leftist hack.
>>72350615
Jim Rome's 3 u's
Uninspired
Unoriginal
Unfunny
>>72350552
She is proof that the Jews create these clebrities out of nowhere. She has no talent, she has no good looks, she's not funny, and yet she's popular. The only reason she's popular is because people are made to believe that she's popular.
>>72351103
>Tfw Rome needs to bring back the Rat Family in honor of Lyin' Ted
>>72351140
I don't even know anyone who even thinks she's "okay" everyone I've ever talked to either thinks nothing of her or dislikes her.
>>72350552
The It's Always Sunny joke on this was much better.
>tfw Gawker, Buzzfeed and Salon will go bankrupt in your lifetime because of the Hulk Hogan lawsuit
>>72350552
Nothing to do with /pol/.
She's not funny. She's a joke stealing hack.
>>72351798
RIP Patrice O'Neal
>>72350552
kike princess only on tv because its a kike
>>72350552
Not even worthy to be called b8
>>72351498
Don't forget populations across the globe turning blue because of feminists.
>tfw you will hear the final triggered cry from the comfiness of your new Alaskan home in your lifetime.
>>72350552
Why is the kike media pushing this unfunny kike down our throat so hard?
>>72352548
Are you moving to Alaska bro? Pretty good move, except I think Texas is better in terms of climate and hospitality
>Painfully unfunny
>Legally inaccurate
The treachery of the jew certainly knows no bounds, I can't wait for all the retarded leftist cucks that embrace this woman to repeat these inaccurate facts as gospel.
>>72352661
>that tattoo
The 90s called
>>72350552
>linking to Salon
Fuck your clickbait nigger
>>72352661
Because it gives little girls someone to aspire to be like you stupid goy- erm... I mean- fellow anonymous poster
>>72352661
Because she is Chuck Schumer's neice
>>72350552
I saw her stand-up comedy on tv once, she's so disgusting
>>72353240
Thanks merchant you are always promoting the best role models for women. You are such a humanitarian!!!
>>72351140
I agree. She isn't funny at all. I actually find her annoying.
She isn't ugly though. I'd have sex/10.
My parents watch her and I don't know why. I can't think of a single living standup comedian that made me laugh.
>>72350552
>salon
Disregarded
>>72350552
>on point
oh oh I love these threads!
WHEN WHITE WIMMIN FINLY GET A GUD JOKE AN I LAFF
All I remember her spazzing out a couple of weeks ago at a little kid
>Her: "OMG I'M SUCH A SLUT"
>Kid: "yeah, you kinda are"
>Her: "WAT!! MISOGYNY HELP REEEE"
>>72351074
>Call me when her nudes get leaked
Who in the fuck wants to see her flappy clam?
>>72350552
So....why hasn't someone shopped a big dick in her mouth yet? Better yet, why am I the only one asking?
>>72350552
are you guaranteed a job in hollywood if you are a jew?
>>72353605
This exactly. My parents watch her skits because there is literally nothing on television worth watching. Her especially. Yet they sit and watch and they always talk to me afterwards and their opinion is "mediocre, no idea what she did to get where she is, but she's there"
All her skits involve no victim. Are all politically correct. So each involves her using either a fart joke or sex joke. Laughing at each other or laughing at ourselves is now "hurtful"
>>72353568
The films of the Disney renaissance were fucking great faggot.
>>72351034
Seriously. These stupid fucks calling for a gun ban don't understand the first thing about how guns actually work. It's like they're ink of them as mysterious magic death beams. Making a gun at home is just as easy as growing marijuana, and since banning marijuana it's near impossible to get right?? Right??
>>72353855
Because you have no standards
>>72353953
Also. Tarzan is white anyway so what are you trying to prove with that picture? Beauty and the beast is already a story that has been told. And again, the prince is white. I'm not even white and I don't understand what you're trying to prove here.
this bitch look like she smells
>>72353921
All the more reason why cutting the cable and movement to individual subscriptions or PPV is better and cant come soon enough. Combined with ISP monopoly breakups and ending the govt corruption that created it will be godsend.
>>72354061
The bigger point is she doesn't. So why not represent her the way she wants to be? A strong independent woman who loves sex?
I mean, I'm sure she wouldn't mind considering how open she is with her sexuality, right?
>>72354121
Life is good when you're related to a long time senator.
>>72353855
because you're sexually attracted to large creatures, mentally ill desu
She looks like an alcoholic.
Couple more years she will look like a leather handbag , and a Kmart brand one. Not like coach or mk or anything like that
>>72354286
Well she'll probably be on signs peddling her own brand of kmart exclusive handbags too.
>>72354073
It's subversive m8. You can't boil a frog by dumping it directly in boiling water, you turn up the heat slowly.
Look at the behavior of the villain, look at the behavior of tarzan. Look at how janes dad is represented too.
test
>>72353953
Bell will always be my waifu.
>salon
>>72354224
i never knew that really
>>72351074
Why would you want to unleash that upon the world?
Her Jew cousin is a gun control senator. It's no accident that's he's a celebrity. She's a Jew with an agenda and, talented or not, they'll shove her down our throats.
>>72354264
hi brother
>>72354979
ARRRAGH FUCK YOU BROTHER
>>72350552
>salon
No. Fuck off.
>>72353379
I can't watch female comedians anymore, it's all the same shit.
>start out greeting the audience, like any other comedian
>first bit comes on, usually goes smoothly
Here's where the difference comes in:
Male:
>Applause to first set, smoothly transitions to second set that kind of has a little to do with the first set.
Female:
>Applause to first set, move onto story that involves either a period or sex, continue like this for the rest of the standup.
It's like they're all performing off of the same scripted set of events.
>>72350552
She should try showing everyone how easy it is to not be a fat cunt, and show everyone why she it. I saw part of that movie this other night, and she was absolute shit in it. Maybe uncle Chuck can get her another movie deal with his Jew Hollywood connections.
>>72354784
some men just want to watch the world burn
>>72355476
>>72352661
>tramp stamp
jesus, how don't normies see how degenerate jews really are. look at "Trainwreck", a movie spreading the acceptance of a non-monogomous lifestyle in an appealing and humorous way. absolutely haram
>>72350552
Quality shitpost OP. Anyone else remember how hard the kikes were shilling for her the summer of 2015?
>>72350552
>''it's too easy in this country to buy a gun! D:''
>has never actually purchased a gun
>>72351090
To be honest, I'd let most any girl willing to touch it suck on it
I can't stand her. she made her entire career to be jokes about how she is a fat slut. but now any time someone makes a joke about her being a fat slut she gets uber butthurt and makes a big stink about it being wrong to say.
