ITS HAPPENING
THE GUACBOLE MERCHANT IS COMING BACK! HE'S TRYING ONE LAST TIME TO STUMP THE TRUMP WITH 1-IN-41 KASICH.
http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2016/04/28/ohio-politics-now-cruz-fiorina-kasich.html#
>Will Kasich name a running mate soon? On Sunday, Kasich said his team had begun the vetting process. “We have some old hands now who are beginning to do that. These things come quickly, and you don't want to have yourself in position where you have got to pick somebody out of a hat."
>Among a few names, former governor of Florida Jeb Bush is one of those "experienced" people the Kasich campaign is apparently interested in being on a campaign ticket. When recently asked whether he would be someone's VP pick, Mr Bush said he would "certainly think about it".
OH BOY HERE WE GO!
>>72348341
What is this new meme of just announcing a vp when you aren't even the nominee or even close? First Cruz and now Kasich.
I don't think i have ever seen this kind of shit before.
>>72348513
Trump has never happened before. Or at least not in a very long time.
Who knows what is all going on under the surface?
Some say Trump is a plant, but stuff like this really leads me to believe he is genuine. This is utter desperation of an establishment that is out of steam and out of new ideas, only days before being completely BTFO
>>72348513
They're trying to pull a Trump and create a media vacuum. The thing is, neither Cruz nor Kasich has the media appeal to pull it off.
>>72348696
Also, as Trump said last night during his rally...
Cruz has broken a record! The first candidate ever to announce his VP pick after being mathematically eliminated from winning on the first ballot.
HE LIVES! Oh god I can't wait
YES, RETURN OF THE JEB MEMES
>>72348513
Rato has set a new precedent. From now on the failing the candidates will announce their running mate just before the implosion of their campaign in order to still appear serious about winning.
SLOW AND STEADY
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What are these fucking losers doing.
THEY
LOST
It's like they don't fucking get it.
He is out for revenge, we pushed him too far. He will do something before the election cycle is over.
>>72348982
>>72349095
GET HYPE BOYS.
Why? Has the world gone full retard?
>>72348341
the return of Jeb, Trump will love this.
>>72348982
Why would someone waste 5 minutes of their life making this picture?
>>72349268
The GOP and their hilarious death throes.
>jeb back before the primaries
2016 is the most memetastic year thus far. Bust out the jeb memes.
JEB! is back for some more memeing, what glorious news
I need some old Jeb! memes
Jeb! memes were the golden age of this election
>>72349323
Because it's funny
Isn't Yeb still on suicide watch? I worry about him.
>>72348341
SLOW AND STEADY MOTHERFUCKERS
I really hope Trump doesn't succumb and do the same this early. Fuck these faggots.
Oh please God yes! I've been in Jeb withdrawals since January
...but surely not even Yeb is that much of a pathetic cuck, right?
SAY IT WITH ME /POL/
SLOW
>>72349830
STEADY
it's gonna be a contested convention assholes, my dad said so
Dear Lord, I want this to be true. Jeb memes were the best. It left a hole in my heart when he dropped out.
>Low energy
>>72348341
Fuck I'm getting bored of this. When will Trump VS Hitlery begin?
>>72348341
I hope this is true. We need Jeb back, the man is pure comedy gold.
>>72349881
WINS
>>72348341
>lose the primary to win the general
It was foretold. Like the phoenix Jeb! will rise from the ashes.
>>72349579
Any fucking lip readers?
Imagine Jeb's low-energy slack passive face, as he slowly strangles President Kasich whose death shall herald the end of the age of man - and the rise of the goblin horde.
>>72349968
They don't give a hoot, the entire point of the GOP has been to get Hillary elected from day one.
I mean really, Kasich? Ted Cruz? These people are either clinically retarded, or they actually still believe they can just launch another "hard right true conservative" down center lane and hope to win. - It will never happen.
Surely they know this.
Anon has picked a running mate. Do I have your vote?
If Kasich announces a running mate, does that mean he's taking himself out as a potential VP for Trump?
>>72348982
>>72350168
fuck that's hypnotic
>>72349881
Mom's spaghetti
>>72350009
BEADY
>>72350192
>taking himself out as a potential VP for Trump
He has done that about eight times.
>>72350359
I mean he's said plenty of times he doesn't want to. But does the pick do anything technical beyond "I'm not giving up" rhetoric?
Please God, yes! This needs to happen.
Low Energy ticket = best ticket!
Give Jeb! a chance.
>>72348513
I'm publicly announcing that I'm running for the Republican nomination. If nominated, my running mate will be Jim Gilmore.
Be sure to write-in
>anonymous 4chan shitposter
>>72348341
Slow and steady wins the race motherfuckers!
>>72348513
>What is this new meme of just announcing a vp when you aren't even the nominee or even close? First Cruz and now Kasich.
They finally caught on Trump's strategy of stealing the news cycle, they want to minimize the momentum of his 6 recent landslides .
You know what - I would bet on this happening.
Jeb's! donors are still looking for some sort of return on their $120 million dollar investment - if a shot at the convention of being VP is it - then they are going to take it! They lost A LOT of money with the Jebster, I hope they actually go through with this!
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE PICTURES OF KASICH WOLFING DOWN MOUTHFULS AND MOUTHFULS OF COLUMBA AND JEB'S FAMOUS GUACA
THIS MAN IS YOUR FRIEND
HE FIGHTS FOR GUAC
>nobody wants to be the trump VP
why is this
>>72350874
My guac hasn't been the same without Jeb
>>72348341
This is how the desperate are trying to get attention and reenergize their doomed campaigns.
Is there LITERALLY anything meme magic can't do?
>>72350081
"yer fired"
>>72349687
You go Anon! I like you.
>>72348341
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
Time to go on normiebook and post Jeb on Kasich's page
>>72350915
we already know who trump's VP is going to be
>>72349902
keen
trumps vp incoming
>>72348341
holy shit yes please bring back jeb from the shadows we need to make more memes out of him
Please clap.
I thought Cruz and literally who had joined forces though? And now they're both picking running mates? Can someone explain what's going on for me.
>>72348513
Trying to fill air time with this to avoid talking about how Trump destroyed them; also they want to pick guys who have bought and paid for delegates to stack up cronies.
>>72348513
It's fucking hilarious, tbqh. It's like watching some nutjob on the street proclaiming that he is king of the solar system. These levels of delusion are unreal, and it's jaw-dropping to see ivy-league-educated men act like children, putting their fingers in their ears and screaming LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU IF I THINK HARD ENOUGH I'LL BE THE NOMINEE
I feel a Turtle comeback boys.
>>72351407
pls no
>>72351618
It broke cause lolcruz
>>72351618
They made an "alliance" to try and invigorate their media presence since Trump has been getting it all. They wanted to help each other out in winning the upcoming states, to keep Trump from getting the votes he needs to get to 1,237.
Running mates are a different thing than the alliance, since every candidate has to pick a vice-president they want to bring to office if they win the presidency.
>>72348816
Lol and usuallt they get kind media treatment but by picking vp's they're going to just get redicule coverage
>>72349268
>Why?
Because KEK wills it, Anon.
>>72348816
At which point the frame it against Trump's devastating victories which only makes them look foolish and further collapses their polls.
I'm shocked at this level of desperation. This people have crimes to hide, nothing else makes sense.
>>72348341
I was kind of hoping Jeb would be Trump's VP. I'd enjoy eight years of Trump publicly belittling Jeb at every press event.
>>72351790
it was already happening
why do you think this guy of all people endorsed trump? it was a deal.
Reminder that everything Jeb touches turns to guac.
>>72348341
>THE GUACBOLE MERCHANT IS COMING BACK!
Oh I hope so
Somebody shop both of them in a giant bowl of guac please!
>>72351187
thanks I saved your pepe
>>72348341
Jebby please come back
>>72349323
Fuck off, it's great. Just because your country is completely and utterly culturally irrelevant doesn't mean you need to shit on other people's talent and creativity. Cancerous fucking leaf.
>>72348982
Not for glory. This time... only for vengeance.
>>72348341
I'm so happy
>>72352170
I believe Christie already stated that he plans to finish out his term as governor. If that's the case he won't be running VP.
Trump owes a lot to Christie; his backing is what gave Trump true legitimacy, but please don't make him VP. I don't want to lose.
I can't believe I am excited for Kasich to announce a VP
>>72348341
finally I can post some Jeb! memes. It was a long time ago..
ARISE TURTLES!!
>>72352203
>"Finally, I can eat all the guacamole I want. Nobody can stop me. Not even Trump."
>Grabs tortilla chip from bowl.
>It turns to guac.
>"NOOOOOO!!!"
Fuck I just realized I'm going to need new tape for my shoes.
Who is Lambright's running mate?
Nowhere in that article is Jeb mentioned. I would like Yeb back, though, if only to see him fail again.
>>72348341
Kucksick is truly pahtetic. Picking a ruining mate just to get some free guac.
Would be the most hilarious political team
fuck yes more Yeb memes
back when Trumpgen was still decent
>>72352871
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE
S L O W
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>Jeb is VP of Kasich
>Get nominated at convention for being the only option that can beat both democrats
>Kasich wins general election
>Jeb gets Kasich assassinated
>Becomes president
S L O W A N D S T E A D Y
JEB
>>72349323
It's a reference to of mice and men, retard. And I lold
>>72353727
>continue and reboot the shit that daddy and big bro started
>all in time for daddy bush to die
>father was President
>big brother was President
>you decide to run for President, too
>get BTFO so hard that you become a total media laughingstock
>campaign over, all you can do is return to your goblin wife, your drug addict daughter, and your entire inventory of unsold guacabowles
>every night, while listening to your goblin wife's rasping snores, you cry silently and wonder where it all went wrong
I honestly, legitimately feel awful for Jeb. Imagine Thanksgiving with the former President Georges. Holy fuck.
>>72353727
>every time foreign leaders come to the white house he pulls turtles out of his pockets
>>72348341
Fuck man.....was Rubio the only man with dignity? The dude may be a fucking robot but at least he was smart enough to drop out with dignity and had nothing but respect for Trump.
Fucking morons are just damaging their careers for doing this shit. Especially Cruz. Doubt he even gets reelected as a fucking senator at this point.
OH BOY WHAT'S NEXT? Berncuck nominating a nigger as his VP tomorrow?
>>72348341
Trump would kill for the chance to get Jeb back into the election. There is literally nothing that makes Trump happier than insulting Jeb Bush.
>>72354025
I think all of his scandals will be released after the convention since there won't be any reason to blackmail him anymore
>>72348696
>Some say Trump is a plant,
If he's a plant, he would be a plant by Hillary to fuck over the GOP primary.
>>72354025
well, its hard to say he had dignity. when you start to make penis size jokes about Trump publicly at rallies and town halls
>>72354025
He only had dignity because the GOPe couldn't turn him in time to go full #nevertrump like they did with Cruz and Kasich
>>72354038
Bernie is already giving up, there is no reason for him to pick a VP now.
>>72348341
>Jeb memes may be making a return
Can this election get any better?!?!
>>72348341
>the last Jeb content we've seen contains Jeb reacting to a man saying "Art of the Deal, baby!"
>Jeb since dropping has read Art of the Deal
>Jeb with his new Trumpian knowledge makes a great deal with Kasich to become his VP pick
>manages to convince him even though he endorsed Cruz not Kasich and the C.U.C.K. has collapsed
>Jeb is suddenly in the limelight and once again part of the conversation
>spends the next month harnessing delegate support with fantastic deals
>Jeb's high energy, meme-fueled return manages to deny Trump the victory with Kasich sweeps on the west coast
>contested convention
>Jeb makes the deal of the century and becomes the nominee on the second round of voting
>the Koch brothers rejoice that their original pick managed to rise back to the top after an epic fall - a classic underdog story
>Jeb is now the nominee and has faced the greatest challenges he could have possibly imagined
>Hillary is laughably easy to defeat and is even arrested a week before the general since the kikes no longer need her
>Jeb, globalist puppet that he is, finally gets his dream - President of the United States
>Jeb, now having received everything he ever wanted, is no longer a slave to his jewish overlords
>Jeb dumps Kasich (who became his VP once he was nominated) and gives the position to Trump
>the greatest duo with the greatest origin story of all time proceed to Make America Great Again
>Trump then heads to London to begin his campaign to become PM
>Jeb heads down to Mexico to make his wife's homeland great again by developing the guac economy
>/pol/ continues to have the greatest meme economy in the history of the internet
SLOW
AND
STEADY
>>72353936
>end up VP of a 4th placed loser in a 3-man race
>>72354123
Who, Cruz? They are trying to release the DC Madam phonebook / list before June. Hopefully it comes before the California primary.
>>72354148
Well he already admitted that was a mistake and apologized. The same cannot be said for the rest of these fuckers.
>>72350757
Yeah but it's not working. Everywhere I look people are framing it as "why are these total losers picking running mates when they have no chance of winning?"
>>72348513
It's like your friend on the playground who says he has "Every gun ever" in elementary school.
Ted Cruz is throwing a temper tantrum.
>>72348341
It's a joke at this point.
>>72348513
They're trying to re-establish Cruz as a legitimate candidate in the minds of voters after he got utterly buttblasted this week.
Picking a running mate is something only nominees have previously done, so they're calculating that this will lend some much-needed gravitas to his campaign.
>>72348341
I'm sorry, but did Jeb already lose? Oh, that's right. The race isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halfway. Does not having the lead halfway count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the race is still on? Jeb is still campaigning right now and has been the most recognizable candidate in the GOP for how many years now? He’s running against one of the most chaotic candidates in history who just happens to have a lead because they’re feeding off the energy of playing off people’s fear and angst. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Jeb one of the best fucking candidates in the GOP, he polled at 30% nationally last year and could’ve easily taken the lead if there weren’t 15 candidates. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Jeb wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Trump just stepped way out of bounds with his comments before the 1st caucus when they needed to get a win, just like Carson did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Jeb topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the guy because he’s good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking guys on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>72350081
>*leans close* I...FUCKED...YOUR...WIFE
>>72354025
>drop out with dignity
Is that what you call losing your home state by a landslide after you neglect your job as senator for months on end?
Rubio did irreparable damage to his career this election, far more than any other candidate.
>>72349893
I work at Nintendo too, and your dad is a fag.
>>72352871
How the hell is jeb upside down?? Is he doing a flip in that picture?
>>72348341
Please happen.
I'd love to see some new Jeb! memes it hasn't been the same since he dropped out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiAUIM8cw2I
>>72349579
>the God Emperor will never feel your gains up and smile at you
>>72351407
He will be Trump's Attorney General. Trump said he's still looking into who his VP will be even after Christie became the guy who stood behind him.
>>72353241
>>72354025
>Especially Cruz.
Cruz never cared for the rest of the GOP. He's in it for himself. Since day 1 his goal is self-promotion and to position himself for a Presidential run.
Now despite the GOP hating him, he's had the GOP eating from his hand as he is the only one left to beat Trump.
>>72354335
Thanks for the laugh.
>>72354491
what a time to be alive desu lads. Rubio is looking dignified next to rato.
>>72351407
i will literally not vote for trump if this happens
>Kasich
>VP
what?
>>72354584
>an angry fat man from North Jersey in charge of prosecuting gitmo detainees
My revenge boner can only get so big.
>>72354537
It was a weird town hall where Jeb began spinning around while hovering in mid-air. He ascended up through the roof as a beam of light surrounded him. He came back and detailed what he saw in heaven - a world that was governed by proven, tested, conservative leadership.
There weren't that many people there and those that were there were paid to be there so they weren't really listening, but ¡Yeb! did go to Heaven.
RETURN OF THE JEB
>>72349579
talk about a nimble navigator
>>72354335
I knew a guy like that except he was 22.
Like no man you don't have an arsenal of guns that all happen to be featured in call of duty under your bed.
REV UP THOSE GUACBOWLS
>Jeb announced as Kasich's VP
>Kasich drops out the next day
>Jeb! kills himself
>>72354226
Hi /r/4chan
>>72348341
Kasich-Jeb 2016!!!
>>72354673
What are you some kind of fag?
Crispie is based.
>>72353936
>father was President
>big brother was President
>you decide to run for President, too
>you're in the lead, the primaries are poised to be nothing but a formality for your coronation at the RNC
>the next day reality TV star Donald Trump announces he will be running too
>no matter, he's just doing it as a publicity stunt, no way anyone will take him seriously
>get BTFO so hard that you become a total media laughingstock
>campaign over, all you can do is return to your goblin wife, your drug addict daughter, and your entire inventory of unsold guacabowles
>every night, while listening to your goblin wife's rasping snores, you cry silently and wonder where it all went wrong
Fix'd.
>>72348341
post yfw Kasic actually becomes President with Jeb! as VP
>tfw almost deleted all my rare Jeb(!) memes a couple days back
>>72354952
He's a fat fuck who needs to get a warrant.
>>72354226
Thank you for this. It made me all warm and fuzzy inside while reading. Jeb/Trump would be the duo of the millennium.
The memes are returning boys!
>Jeb threads will get more than 30 replies again
Oh please, this needs to happen
>>72348341
Jeez, I wonder how many bribes had to be given to force this?
>>72354969
But didn't he endorse Cruz?
>>72354969
Holy fuck george patacki was in the second debate?
>>72354537
Reflective ceiling
>>72355197
He did, but none of this means anything anyway. It's like comparing events from your fantasy football league to the actual thing.
>>72355265
Only the undercard.
>>72354969
never delete your memes mang, they're like fashion cycles. It'll make a comeback.
Jeb memes are coming back.
>>72354320
Yeah but it's not about positive coverage, it's just about coverage.
Most of Trumps coverage has been 'look what rediculous shit this racist idiot has come up with this time' but it still got him votes.
>>72353254
NO DRUGS!
>>72353976
Ancient dank meme
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE
>>72348341
Jeb!heads back in the game baby!
Does kasich even have a slight chance of winning? Ever,
>>72353261
who would you rather fuck, jeb or columba
>>72355628
No.
It won't happen, Jeb still thinks he has a shot at future elections.
>>72355628
Mathematically impossible to get nomination now
If it is a contested nomination it is technically possible, but unlikely.
>>72348696
I don't think it's very likely Trump is a plant.
I mean you'd think the chloroplasts he uses for fotosynthesis would turn his skin green.
Also, as far as I'm aware most plants are stuck to the ground, because of their roots, but Trump seems to be able to move around pretty freely.
Wouldn't he also need to make a constant effort to hide his leaves?
Hmm... it's possible... but it's just too much of a conspiracy for me to believe in.
>>72355628
1 in 41 baby... almost there!
>>72354718
>a world that was governed by proven, tested, conservative leadership.
..and Turtles
Amen brotha
Yeb has spoken....
http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/04/28/jeb-bush-to-trump-the-president-shouldnt-be-unpredictable/
Trump BTFO
>>72351618
They made an alliance and then after Kasich drew his "troops" out of one state to focus on the other, Cruz basically told everyone in the state that he left to vote for him instead of Kasich.
The alliance pretty much broke after then.
this is like when a fan favroite character comes back after being gone for like 100 episodes in a tv series.
welcome home, guacboi.
>>72355823
Kek
>>72355823
>implying all plants have leaves
>>72355892
>¡Yeb! is back in front of the camera
I want him to become a regular political commentator. I want him to have his own TV show. I just want Jeb all the time.
Post yfw Trump announces Webb as his VP
>>72354969
There's so many it's unsettling
>>72355814
Contested nomination? What does that mean? Sorry for my lack of fully understanding American politics, it's so confusing.
>>72348513
Desperate bid for attention.
>>72355823
For fuck's sake this shouldn't be so funny
Oh God, this is the final Bush play, they`re going to rig the Convention so Kasich gets it and then murder poor Johnny so their man can be in the White House
>>72356442
>>72356574
If no candidate gets a majority of the delegates (1237 or higher), there is a second ballot. A lot of the delegates are only bound on the first ballot, so they can vote someone else on the second.
>>72356574
GOP nomination requires a certain amount of delegates
If no one gets the necessary delegates this happens >>>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brokered_convention
Slow and steady..... Slow and steady.....
>>72356838
Jeb, mate...
>>72349801
He'd be mad to waste such a golden opportunity to point out how desperate a move this is.
All he has to do is point out that unlike them, he doesn't have to rely on it to win
JEBBY COME BACK
YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
>>72349579
Oy vey! Who could that nose behind Trump be?
>>72349579
What a fucking alpha
>>72349801
why would he start following the lead of two losers?
>>72355823
Topkek!!
>>72355823
Now this is shitposting
If only canadians could learn from you this site would be a better place
R8 my OC
>>72357722
Kek seems to approve.
>>72348341
GOP mode of operation
>2 losers make a winner!
>>72348341
And if The Who does this, and somehow manages to secure the POTUS. Even though that's impossible, the Bush senpai will have him killed so little Jeb can have his day in the sun.
Remember - this is all Jeb has other than his goblin wife.
i miss jeb he was gone too soon
>>72357722
nice dubs, 8/10
>>72356814
>>72356827
Delegates? I tried to wrap my head around the concepts and what it means, I read few articles on "what arevdelegates? ", but still didn't understand it, are delegetes like Republican members (congress people), since the needed number is (1237) to get a majority win, because it can't be voters since there are millions of voters, can you guys or someone please simplify it. Here is qt for you help.
>>72358303
Poor ¡Yeb!, even Cruz manages to fuck decent looking women and he looks like the first creature to escape Earth's primordial soup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-8zlYxOMJA
LMAO. FUCK IT!
BREAKING NEWS.
MARCO RUBIO DECIDES TO REENTER THE RACE. HE PLANS TO REVEAL WHO HIS VP IS SOMETIME THIS WEEKEND.
>>72355604
>>72353976
i miss myspace tbqh
hard to believe that site's been pretty much dead for ten years now
>>72358703
The voters vote to tell the delegates who to vote for.
>>72348341
Trump acting most presidential by not picking a VP until he officially wins the election
>>72358703
The parties are not tied to the government at all. They are separate entities.
The 'delegates' are people that party members vote for as their representatives, similar, as you said, to a representative in the congress.
>>72359326
HOLY SHIT GEORGE PATAKI AND JIM GILMORE JUST FORMED A SUPERTEAM. BOTH WILL BE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AND MAKE WHOEVER LOSES VP
DRUMPF BTFO HE'S FINISHED
>>72358703
To pick the nominee for a party, a vote is held. Delegates are people that can vote in this vote. These delegates are representatives from all over the country. Depending on the rules for their particular state, delegates HAVE to vote for who their constituencies (the people within their area) voted for (eg. Trump). Others have the choice to vote for either who their people voted for or somebody else.
These delegates are actual people, but they're members of the party, not the government. I'm not sure on the rules about this, whether elected officials such as governors or senators can be delegates though.
>>72348341
This has got to be a fucking joke, there's no way they're this tone deaf
Best jebcore coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwyu1cTXD3w
>>72351407
OG muthafucking Krispy Kreme
>>72359387
>>72359483
Nice and simple explanation, all confusion have evaporated, thank you so much ameribros.
>>72359697
Thank you Aussiebro, you clearified another thing I was confused about (constituencies), which use to baffle me.
Now I can explain to these pirates knuckleheads I'm chewing khat with how American elections works.
Ooh, maybe they'll put the guac bowls up for sale again. Missed getting mine.
Jeb for VP
>>72360601
how are my brothers in al-shabaab doing?
>>72362111
Getting BTFO as usual.
>>72348341
Bringing back Jeb literally guarantees Trump the election, it allows him to freely make low energy comments and talk about the absolute mess which would boost his numbers through the roof.
>>72355823
Straya has topetition
YAY I missed Jeb