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Hypothetically, You are put in charge of the economy of a South
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Hypothetically,

You are put in charge of the economy of a South American third world shithole.

How do you fix it?
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>>72337630

Nuke myself.
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>>72337630
Deport South Americans to Europe cause second refugee crisis South America by comparison is not so bad anymore
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Remove corruption in the state, try to bring more power to just myself so I have absolute control. Try to improve education, open up centers that remove the rights of poor people to breed or some form of population control. Pay people who make themselves sterile.
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>Level every building
>Turn it into a holiday resort for rich white people
>have all able bodied locals work there
>kill the rest.
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>>72337630
Genocide.
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>>72337630
Legalise drugs and get many taxes.
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>>72337630
Like this
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>>72337630

that's easy.

>deregulate
>corporate tax down to 5%
>free market for all
>patents no longer apply

open it up, let the money decide. any centralised or planned economy is doomed to fail, and trying to manipulate it is guaranteeing perpetual sorrow
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>Instill a pride in the nation
>Start prestige projects and give jobs to those in need of them (roads, powerplants etc)
>Brutal crackdown on corruption
>Brutal crackdown on criminal behavior to create a safe haven for tourists (see Singapore)
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If I'm a dictator?

Legalize all drugs immediately and regulate them, find a bunch of (hopefully) non-cartel-bought soldiers and operate the country from a bunker, contact the armed rebels fighting against the cartel and work out some sort of cooperation agreement with them (doing my best not to CIA it up and end up having them turn into a huge new problem), pass some banking loophole laws similar to Bermuda to hopefully bring in some bucks, pass a nationally mandated concealed carry to hopefully reduce crime, begin a huge anti-corruption investigation if I find anyone I can trust to investigate, capture/resell all cartel assets and use the money to begin a huge public works program.
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>>72337630
augusto pinochet
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>>72337630
hire Milton Friedman
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>>72337630
Reintroduce the right of Prima Nocta (
Right used by nobles of the past to have sexual rights to the wife of a man newly married on the night of their wedding.)

By spreading my seed far and wide, the genetic stock of the next generation will be vastly improved. In order to ensure some degree of genetic diversity so my grandchildren don't end up mongoloids, I'll bring in first world studs to assist with prima nocta.
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>>72337630
The same way everyone else south of the equator does it:
Pillage natural resources for profit.
Flee.
Retire in not-shithole micronation.
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>>72337630
I don't, because I don't know a goddamn thing about economy.

But I can tell you one thing: The people will love their Presidente, whether they want to or not!
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>>72337630
legal drugs
legal child porn

tax everything
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If anyone is interested you could fire up DOSbox and play this.

Or just play Tropico if you're a huge fag.
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>>72337935
>patents no longer apply
Nah, this one is bullshit
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>>72337988
This.
If you are running as a dictator make sure you are a man of the church, you will have a tough time if your not a holy man in south america.
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>>72337786
Latin America doesn't have an overpopulation problem. Unless your plan is to instate breeding programs for your more wealthy citizens, I don't see the point.
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>>72337630
>South American third world shithole.
you mean venezuela

no country in south america is a shit hole, sure we have poverty in some areas but every country does. our outskirts are like your ghettos, etc.
but venezuela, that is an entire different issue.
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>>72338160
>I'll bring in first world studs to assist with prima nocta.

TFW: manlet status would prevent me from being a founding father...
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Legalize all victimless crimes.

Beg America for money.

Yuuuge state ran drug fields for legal and illegal export.

Run the country off a lottery and drug money.

Increase penaltize for victim crime. Mostly just we'll kill you for it.

Great baseline jobcore, can't kill people for stealing if you don't at least offer them a livable wage first building roads cutting trees building China tier blocs.

Create a Constitution to jam up future leaders of cult of personalities who will destroy my nations hard work.
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Simple, any nation can dig up their natural resources and sell them to the highest bidder for short term gain. I would however do everything I can to supersede these industries with entirely non natural resource relying industries such as high tech. I would be educating my populace from a young age to grow into the most tech savvy generation in the world and they would go abroad learning from the worlds best. I would meanwhile offer generous tax cuts for said tech companies to relocate here. In time the expertise would rub off and no longer would locals need to move abroad but would be able to establish local equivalents, on par or better than the worlds best.

I would of course in the meantime strongly encourage and promote national pride and love for my own people. It would be a point of pride for those of more wealth to buy trinkets and easily manufactured goods from the poor, which in turn would instil a hard working ethic amongst the poor and those lacking the intellectual means to excel in STEM fields would still be ideal workers for trade jobs.

I would have my education system reflect this and go back to an old school approach of pass or fail. With constant reminders that not achieving Doctor level marks in high school is no something to be ashamed of but an honest measurement of your capacity.

This capacity is till valuable to the people and allows the country to strive forward. Stoicism would be a mandatory educational subject. Ultimately I would have the people strive for happiness wherever they might find it but always through the ideals of Stoicism. As such I would relax laws against drugs and alcohol and treat my people as adults. As within a generation the youth would actually be equipped with the necessary tools to think and act like adults.
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I would heavily restrict immigration and instead offer a national lease system where the government builds a house and you pay it off in time, say 10 years. However for each child you have a percent of the loan is forgiven. Having 4 children eliminates the debt. In 20 years the generation brought up such a nation would be hard working respectful and proud to be a citizen. They would pay back in normal income tax many times over the cost of such a venture, while my own people maintain a healthy birth rate and ultimately a homogeneous culture.

inb4 CIA slanders me an evil dictator and has me killed for freedums
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>>72337630
Let's say Venezuela. First I would call a conference of all higher up lefties. This could be political positions or people appointed to higher positions in utilities or whatever remains of industry. The stated goal of the conference would be to improve the economy and remove road blocks to progress. Once all arrived the doors to the building would be chained shut and then building would be burned down the foundation.

Next rule of law, protection of private property, and due process would become sacrosanct.

The oil revenues would be used for public works products to rebuild industry and infrastructure. Industry would be sold off and privatized.

The next goal would be to ween the public revenue off of oil revenue. Instead oil revenue would be kept in a sovereign wealth fund with purpose of the fund to be supplement the public tax base in perpetuity, so likely no more than 4%-5% of the fund spent per annum.
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>>72337630
Nuke everything
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I would also legalize gambling however it will be entirely state owned and run. All profits from gambling will pay for the health and education system.

It has been done before and worked.
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I would genocide the poor living in the favelas.
Burn their houses. If you are poor go back to the fields and make yourself useful you dumb shit, stop polluting the cities .

After that I would seek markets for the products that people are going to produce, give them aggregated value, dont fucking sell milk, make it cheese or yougurt. dont sell a rock with some copper in it, sell transistors, etc.
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