What's actually in Area 51?
Inb4 ayy lmao
>>72325645
Your mom
>>72325645
Ayy
area 52
>>72325645
Designated ayy lmaos shitting site.
>>72325645
Nothing. It was a meme created by local Congressmen to draw tourism to an area that has literally nothing but desert.
>>72325645
Land
>>72325645
Gay orgies with the top democratic leaders.
>>72325645
Ayy 51
>>72325645
Bunch of desert
>>72325645
It's obviously a place where they build secret military shit. Planes and weapons and what not. Idiots think it's Aliens because of the test flights carried out over the area.
>>72325645
Ayylamos
Also, OP can't inb4 you fucking faggot
>>72325756
This. Area 51 is a distraction. There are no aliens and space-ships in Area 51, just some shitty Soviet-era military tech.
the rarest of all pepes are kept there
>>72325645
me crabby patty formuler
>>72325645
At the very least they do military and scientific testing.
>>72325645
They wouldn't put shit they didn't want us to see in the most memed "muh sekrt base." All that shit is at a location that nobody has ever heard of.
>>72325645
Top secret aircraft research
>>72325880
This.
Hide the ayylmaos in the Whitehouse and make everyone think they're actually hidden in the 'Top Secret Base Area 51'.
Genius really.
>>72325645
Hookers. That state has a lot of Hookers.
The first true A.I. sex slave
>>72325756
>>72325880
>>72326049
t. ayylmaos
>>72325645
a big, fat, giant red herring swims inside of area 51. if you can actually catch him, he can reveal any truth you desire.
![ufoparis35[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SMwnweF.jpg "ufoparis35[1].jpg")
>>72325645
TR-3Bs and other spook projects.
They still test some aircraft there but "Area 51" as memes know it got moved to Utah years ago.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dugway_Proving_Ground
The real shit happens elsewhere, namely at the dulce base
Nevada is full of similar government sites though. Area 51 is just a distraction.
I know once Area 51 became a meme they got Area 52 but there is also the place referred to as "Real Area 51" in writing which I can't remember sorry, in the middle of NYC or a campus or some shit.
I also wouldn't be surprised if they moved testing to Pine Gap in Australia aka. the middle of bum fuck nowhere and the only classified airspace is Australia.
>>72325645
Government experiment with the goal of making anime waifus and husbandos real.
>>72325700
they're ayyliens, not indians.
>>72325944
Fucking kek holy shit
>>72325645
The groom mine is there.
http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/the-unlikely-struggle-of-the-family-whose-neighbor-is-a-1741346156
>>72325645
Jews
>>72326872
Pine gap is an information monitoring center.
It's the worlds server.
Government test facility for military technology. Skunkworks, etc.
>>72325645
Pic related
>>72325645
The ark that will take the elite and their chosen off planet.
>>72325645
It's where faggots get interned after being vanned.
>>72325645
It's an old military installation where the government developed and tested Stealth technology for the F-117 Nighthawk and the B-2 Spirit.
An airbase where experimental aircraft are tested. Not much else.
>>72326538
Pretty much this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dugway_sheep_incident
Pretty good read. If the winds had blown slightly different that day, we would have had a dead village soviet style coverup.
>>72325683
LMAO
>>72325645
Yes, it's existance has been common knowledge for a while. They did stealth bomber flight tests and SR-71 flight tests there for a while. It's just a test range for experimental equipment, hence it being way out in the middle of nowhere.
>>72326500
Get out.
>>>/x/
>>72326640
Try flying a plane over that "distraction". Ihave to believe something top secret goes on there but what I couldnt say. Most likely new aircraft being tested given all the crazies claiming to see ayys. We will never know. Time to move on.
>>72325645
Will Trump finally reveal the ayylmao's, once he is president?
>>72328608
Hilldog said she would.
00y xonro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdYKLBQS6m4&list=PLDF03FD71FE7D634E&index=35
>>72329195
Hillaryese is a negative language, if she said she would it means she never will.
pilot here who flies the red 737's out of vegas to area 51:
there's some shit there... I cant talk about it but there's shit there.....
>>72329389
What have you seen?
>>72329617
cuck genes factory
>>72325880
You think they pay for 24/7 extremely high security for something that's nothing more than a distraction? Don't be stupid, clearly something is still going on or being stored there.
>>72325756
Another brilliant insight... the only people who make money from the ayy lmao conspiracy meme are a few hicks who own the souvenir shops around that area. Hardly worth keeping a huge military base open for is it?
someone please explain what this 't.' shit is about.... Apparently I missed it and the explanation hasn't come back around
>>72329389
You are on 4chan faggot.
>>72329955
Learn finnish.
>>72325756
yeah, only 9 different "Janet" flights a day going in and out of there via different CA airports alone. DAILY. 7 days a week. Janet flights have clearance ahead of ANY commercial airliner and have 10 minutes to get off the tarmac at A51.....yep, just old soviet equipment here- nothing worth mentioning.(insert eyeroll)
> Inb4 ayy lmao
Beat me to it
There is fuck all there now
There was a huge explosion yesterday ...no shit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3562910/Conspiracy-theorists-film-huge-cloud-smoke-billowing-secret-research-base-Area-51.html
Probably some advanced aircraft.
It would not surprise me one bit if they have hoverplanes in there.
Besides the aliens of course.
>>72325645
A classified airbase
Sand
>>72329617
Elvis, Lenin's real corpse, Hitler and Che.
None of them are really dead, they've been down there playing 25 for decades.
>>72329617
cant tell you, but its mostly just the area 51 workers.
>>72330016
i know. adults aren't allowed on 4chan?
Nothing. Area 51 exists to keep normies from looking any deeper. They fly a few experimental planes every now and then to keep interest peeked while the real secrets are kept elsewhere, most likely underground at random bases. Hide them in plain sight and no one goes looking.
>>72330410
Oh fuck. The aliens escaped.
Military technology testing
>>72325944
i'm dying over here, god bless you anon.
>>72325645
they produce and store biological weapons there.
Probably some super secret alien weed stash
>>72330879
Met a guy who claimed he worked there and he told me he never saw aliens but he did enter a "ufo" of some kind. Went on about how the "greys" are basically biological androids and the "real" aliens us them as labor. Also claimed the E.T. s are actually afraid of us, not because of what he could to do them but because they know we are crazy and unpredictable enough to just nuke before we let them take over.
But then again we were doing a lot of cocaine, and he was a diagnosed schizophrenic.
>>72330879
I'm saying that whatever you make up and post here it really doesn't matter so fucking tell us. Its probably fake and gay anyway
>>72325645
It just an air force base where they test experimental planes and weapons n shit. It's a secret because they don't want our enemies to know what we're up to.
>>72331195
Sounds legit, anon.
I was once ran into the US secretary of defense on /x/ and that's more or less what he said as well.
>>72325645
Black projects
Alien spacecrafts
Experimental aircrafts
Who cares lol
>>72325645
Weapons testing and research.
>>72329389
full of shit..
cmon anon, dont be a fag
>>72325645
equipment needed for a light show.
it's a divertion tactic.
maybe there was something there in the 50s but if so they removed it by now
>>72331370
im not full of shit lol
is everyone on 4chan a liar? then why even come here?
>>72325880
The FBI figured out to put on Aus proxies this time
>>72325922
Ayyy
Do you think the aliens have internet?
>>72325645
Nothing for you to see, kiddo.
>>72325645
media lightning rod to keep attention away from where the aliens really are
>>72331516
heard the have better memes there
I assure you that Area 51 isn't as special as people make it to be and that we aren't hiding anything
This high quality documentary details that it was actually aliens anon :)
ET game cartridges from atari
>>72325645
It is an airforce testing base really. Used to be a testing ground for nuclear based SAM systems and I believe aircraft such as F-117.
>>72327574
What the fuck would this game even be? I can't believe they made this.
Nothing goes on there now, they moved the activity to a different area
>>72331729
>we
>CIA shills in Spain
Are the communists making a comeback or something?
>>72330959
And what evidence do you have for this assertion oh wise one. If you want to convince us that they pay for 24/7 security guards around the area and the entire thing exists solely to keep people from looking elsewhere you're going to have to try a little harder. I wonder if you people really think these things through before spouting your delusional fantasies.
>>72325645
>What's actually in Area 51?
Not much of any particular value. It's like Guantanamo Bay in that regard. They keep the low priority prisoners there. Area 51 is very well known and it's partially a distraction and partially a testing facility for prototype aircraft.
They keep the real juicy alien-type shit at a facility not that far away from Area 51 but much less well known. Area 51 is a red herring.
>>72331663
This actually touches on this idea I've had and I'm sure others have thought about this too. Basically I theorize that the whole "aliens" being linked "ufos" being a ruse purposeful ruse to marginalize discredit the people who are filming and reporting experimental aircraft.
At the greatest extreme I could imagine (not saying i believe this) that one could send Spec Ops guys on training missions to "abduct" and drug someone and then put them back successfully, thus perpetuating the abduction myths.
But abductions are probably just mass hysteria and copy catting in my opinion because they were unheard of until one story got told and then everyone was having alien molestation fantasies.
It's where they test all the black budget stuff
>>72332100
whoa i butchered the fuck out of that.
always reread
>>72327574
>>72331911
I'm pretty sure it's not a real game. Just a joke about tv tie ins there's no footage of any actual gameplay just assorted title screens and the box cover.
>>72329857
Come on.
>>72325645
The largest cuck shed on the planet. Normies get out.
>>72325645
golf court
>>72328397
Prove they don't exist.
>>72331426
PROVE IT OR IM TELLING ON YOU
>>72325645
Ayy lmao ?
>>72332352
>golf court
>a court of golf
I'll see you on the basketball course my main man, and we can shoot the puck and see who gets the most touchdowns.
>>72325645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcvVzXzzJZk
watch this and tell me what you think ya cucks
>>72332452
prove secret clearance shit?
no
>>72329343
So she hates niggers and is pro life pro 2nd amendment?
Fuck yeah Hillary 2016
>>72330410
Shidd
>>72331768
Ayy
Area 51 is storage and testing. Might have been the location of an Air Force space plane. No ayy lmaos there.
> You are now looking for Dulce Base and a host of other facilities.
>>72325685
Underrated. Top level bantz right here
>>72331224
I haven't been there, but it's not hard to guess. What no one really remembers is that during the cold war we hid stolen Russian equipment and fighters there. For obvious diplomatic reasons, is not a good idea to let the world know you get an upper hand on other nations' militaries by bribing and stealing foreign stuff. Other high tech stuff is also hidden there, but that's secondary
Do people in this thread even know what they're on about?
There are books on this subject with information that has now been declasified.
It was set up to develop experimental craft.
The U2 spy plane and the stealth bomber were developed there.
Civilians used to be able to climb the mountains nearby and get a glimpse of the runway lights going on during the night and shadows emerging before the lights went off again.
Seriously just read books instead of reading /x/ tier shit.
>>72334200
>Dulce Base
I'm not doing that again nigga
>>72325685
Strayaaaaaa....
UAV research, Soviet / Chinese aircraft testing, flying our own shit against foreign radars and defense systems, testing new weapons and targeting gear, flying secret UAV, the new bomber, and some old manned secret aircraft you'll never ever hear about. No space aliens. Those are on the other side of the hill at S4 ;)
>>72335994
You are a fucking retard go read a book there are tons of books discussing weird shit going on there. Even some alium ones as well.
Go eat a dick disinformation agent.
>>72336568
>disinformation agent
Are you trolling or legit tinfoil hat?
Because if you're serious, don't you think the US government would have better shit to do than pay a Brit to tell you you're a fucking idiot on 4chan?
Its a secret!
>>72325645
Area 51 is where the New World Order grow these.
>>72336741
She"d never never fit into a space suit let alone a space saucer.lol
>>72336093
That's because you know it's true, brotha.
>>72332840
>when you see it, you'll shit bricks
They test new planes there
>>72337507
You dont say,"and kites"
>>72330821
>Lenin's real corpse
>None of them are really dead
>>72331320
>I was once ran into the US secretary of defense on /x/
Because they tend to do that. Gotta make sure those pesky kids aren't plotting to bring down the government and all that.
>>72325983
Except that it is smack dab in the middle of an area with four airbases, a hige exercise ground, the worlds largest energy research facility, and a shit load of other interesting things. It literally couldn't be more obvious that it's there. The Nevada test site is very active and 51 is a small part of it
>>72325983
this, althought there's always a military checkpoint I think about 10 miles that makes you turn back I think
>>72326538
>>72338752
You can still climb tikaboo peak 24 miles away to see the base, or revellee peak a little further north. There is a camera up there now, so the base knows when people are there. They already know you were coming way before you got there with multiple tracking systems watching Cars entering the area.
The best place to actually see any Area 51 flights is the "power lines overlook". You won't see the base, but you can see the airspace pretty well.
Your best bets are going to be moonless nights, Wednesday or Thirsday. Groom is usually not testing weekends.
If you go, learn what the boundaries look like and do not cross them. You are in for a bad time if you do. $600 fine, Lincoln county sheriff in your face, shit confiscated, and you freezing your ass off at 2am on the ground while some wackenhut security boob with a M16 points it at you while waiting for the cops to show up.
Why hasn't anyone flown a drone over it yet? I've seen drones autonomously flying around my city. They're getting cheaper.
Oh, they are most definitely flying an older plane nobody really knows about, that has been refitted a little bit to fly really fucking fast with a boron laced fuel mixture (like the juice used to start the SR-71's afterburners) it makes a terrifying noise at speed and shoots a brilliant green emerald flame out of the back of it. You won't see the flame in the groom vicinity, but if you are in the Utah desert northeast of groom or Cali desert due west, you may be in for a treat when that fucker gets up to speed.
It's not the "aurora", it's older.
>>72339725
>Why hasn't anyone flown a drone over it yet?
Sounds like a quick way to win a ticket to a cell for a while
They'd pick that wireless signal up and have you located in no time
>>72339725
New laws prohibit it actually
Signs are posted.
It is also fucking far from the nearest public point to groom. 13 miles or so at the nearest (groom lake road). Can your drone make a 26+ mile round trip past a shitload of RADAR, IR, and EM sensors designed to help find weaknesses in our own stealth designs? Because that is what that road is lined with. Groom road going in is pretty much the DYCOMS range for developing stealth.
>>72339725
You'd probably end up in Guantanamo, that's why.
>>72329857
>pay for security
there's a thing called the US Military, and they tend to defend their military installations on salary.
>>72330482
area 51 is soviet era, they are probably keeping it up so that people don't look for the new area 51.
>>72341136
It is very active
More than you'd think
But there are other bases with other functions right there. Look up pahute Mesa UAV facility a few miles southwest of 51
It's an aircraft research base
most of the ultra black classified special ops 360 yy ladderstall noscope stuff is probably in the other "Areas"
>>72328221
This, it's formerly a site for testing black projects. They probably conduct routine tests there now, but anything of true interest to spies/other countries would be done at some facility we probalby don't know about.
>>72325677
first post best post
>>72331162
Niedoceniony post
>>72325645
I know a bit of real info on it from someone who worked their.
Basically, the very little she could say was this.
It really is an aircraft testing base, reason for thinking people see UFOs is because they do see literal UFOs but by us. Im not taking alien space ships, just high tech USA aircraft, prototypes, etc...
Its also a center for a lot of national security involving air, they spend a lot of R&D pushing air tech, any kind really, so they have the 1 up on it whenever it finally goes public.
People want some magic answer, but the reality is that its just a very confidential airtech base, something the USA takes extremely seriously.
Honestly the reality is more interesting, I would love maybe in like 50 years to see a bunch of prototypes that never made it be released.
You have to realize people work their for at least like 8 hours a day, they are constantly making shit and researching/testing.
Thats it.
>>72342416
>I know a bit of real info on it from someone who worked their.
>real info on it from someone who worked their.
>someone who worked their.
their.
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>>72342416
>Thats it.
Thats
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>>72342562
>>72342683
Italy please.
All the cool stuff was relocated decades ago but is still used for somewhat secret projects now
>>72340011
I bet they aren't using their laboratory setup to detect intruders.
>>72340011
>Can your drone make a 26+ mile round trip
Probably not a quad copter but a fixed wing could probably make it.
>>72341136
>they are probably keeping it up so that people don't look for the new area 51.
New area 51 is 26 West of LA.
It's obviously where they store all the ayylien tech brought in through the Stargate in Cheyenne mountain
>>72343758
26 miles I mean.
>>72326317
nice try, rabbi
>>72325645
Hoe does one apply for a job there I habe a chemical engineering masters and did petroleum refining for 5 years so can I work there?
>>72331320
I can see Rumsfeld shitposting on /x/.
>>72325645
JEWRY
>>72326500
my mom says she saw one of those once
>>72325645
All the stuff that the air force doesnt want the rest of the world to know about yet. Its out in the middle of nowhere so if a prototype crashes, no big deal. I know some boom operators out that way who have night refueled stuff that they cant even explain, and were then told "you just refueled an f-16"
The b-2 was out there for YEARS before the public even knew stealth tech was a thing
>>72325645
secret government prototypes. and possibly ayys
t.family member works there
>>72343575
No shit Sherlock. But do you think you can fly a decently sized UAV down the middle of the most instrumented valley (set up to detect minute flaws in low obsevabilty A/C) you're going to end up with it not coming back.
>>72343990
Apply for Vegas or SoCal locations jobs with the big defense contractors that work out there. It will help to have a clearance already, but if you have the skill set you'll get one.
>>72344651
The B2 never flew before its public unveiling
The F117 flew for years out of 51 and Tonopah (about 70 miles NWW) for about 10 years before it was admitted or unveiled
>>72325944
top bantz
>>72325944
Holy shit made me cough laughing thank you
>>72325645
The top of God's balding head is located at Area51. They built a hangar over it.
>>72325645
My grandfather worked at both Edwards AFB, China Lake, and probably Area 51.
He told me that he couldn't disclose anything that happened there, other than it was simply just a base for testing new weapons systems and aircraft.
However, when pressed for an answer as if there was life from other worlds, he would give me this look that was dead serious and said "Yes, without a doubt."
>>72325645
An RnD site that's closed to the public to protect secret weapons and major tech projects. They have some neat shit there but it's not aliums.
>>72325677
Shit I was preceded
Ayy lmao. I'm inclined to believe Bob. His story has remained consistent over the years. He also had nothing to gain while losing everything.
>>72325944
>>72347261
Wasn't he shot down by other conspiracy experts like Stanton Friedman etc?
>Friedman
I know, but he was/is one of the top UFO guys.
I-I shouldn't tell anyone but for 5 replies I might tell a story that'll answer a lot of questions about area 51
>>72347748
The government could have gone to lengths to discredit his credentials. There are questions for sure, but I wouldn't think he would have held to his guns all these years with the consistency he has.
>>72348619
Tbh the whole thing frustrates me because whilst there are solid explanations for what goes on at area 51 like the test facilities and the craft that were finally unveiled etc, some people come along with stories about aliens and stick to them for years, until their dying days even.
What the fuck do you do with that information, I mean really?
>>72326317
>>72325645
I think the US government would rather let the public believe there are aliens there rather than the truth which is probably much worse
I think they experiment on people, animals, POWs like those japs did in WW2
>>72325645
Experimental test site for unorthodox/unusual propulsion of vehicular craft.
Basically Electrogravitic propulsion at the present time. The current electromagnetic space craft memes are red herrings because the ones that are being hyped up use microwaves.
The experimental ones use something along the lines of arcing electricity in a sustained magnetic field for thermostatic lift propulsion.
They test weather balloons.
Ayy lmao's are most definitely real and have been here, read the Cometa report you dinguses
>>72350149
It's "only" Air Force and DARPA R&D.
>>72329955
first letter of regards in finnish
>>72325645
JPL test site for military projects. The kind where you don't want commie chink or slav spies to get anywhere near.
>>72349328
>>72349574
So many claims from seemingly credible witnesses. Claims dating back centuries before flight... Seems some weight must be put to these claims. Could disinformation be advantageous to the government? Sure, but I don't think its the whole story.
>>72350149
It was "swamp gas" anon... Swamp gas and don't forget it...
>>72325922
