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this shit is a gold mine
Damn bruh that is fucking wrong XD
Damn bruh that is fucking wrong XD
+ 'Local punk bands'
I think I'm now an MtF transexual because my dick just ran away and inverted when I saw that
>>72318478
She is so fat her body has started storing fat in her NOSE
how is that even possible?
>>72318478
Trigglypuff nudes when!? Someone mail this puff a burito!
>>72318478
>jewish
of course
>>72318478
77% match you lucky devil maybe you have a chance.
>>72318478
Kill it with fire
>>72318478
>if I were an animal I'd be a manatee
But you already are one!
>j
>e
>w
>i
>s
>h
>>72318478
>Jewish (and laughing about it)
Surprise surprise
>>72318478
>Jewish(and laughing about it!)
What did she mean by this?
>>72318478
WHAT IN THE FUCK
>really good at
>belly dancing
>>72318478
>Jewish
>>72318478
Everything about it seems too good to be true.
>>72318478
Write her "You would be so beautiful if you werent fat"
>>72318478
I have not heard of a single one of those musical acts she claims as a favorite.
>>72321238
...kill me
>>72321159
She laughs all the way to the bank.
>I do a lot of activism
doesn't look like it
>immortal technique
Why would an SJW list a rapper who calls other people faggots?
She wants to abolish prisons? What?
>>72318478
I'm really good at:
>Thinking critically
>Belly dancing
Ow god no!
>>72321336
That’s because you’re a sheltered faggot.
>>72321159
>What did she mean by this?
she likes Holocaust jokes
Goddamn fatties look always 20 years older than they are
>>72321355
Underrated
![Young-King-Babar-and-Young-Queen-Celeste-Royal-Wedding-Dance-babar-the-elephant-33881897-1488-901[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/QmxZKiQ.png "Young-King-Babar-and-Young-Queen-Celeste-Royal-Wedding-Dance-babar-the-elephant-33881897-1488-901[1]")
>>72321448
Has anyone got the donkey kong gif?
>>72321355
>jewish
every
single
time
This is all just... too perfect, it''s like a fucking parody. This person is a LIVING MEME.
You fuckers have gone too far. All this shitposting and meme magic has actually conjured a meme demon that now walks amongst us. The veil betwene memes and reality is tearing, we are meddling with things we cannot even begin to comprehend. Stop this shit now.
>>72320894
Fuck that, the burning grease would burn another hole in the ozone layer.
>>72318478
>not too picky about food
>>72321702
it's too late.
We have a hero.
>>72321159
They're plotting our demise and destruction right in front of us
>>72321702
There's good meme magic and evil meme magic. SJWs are evil memers who parrot whatever their Jewish professors say.
It's like a botnet, but built out of crisco and fueled by blind anger.
>>72318478
>full figured
Why is it that fa/tg/uys will always describe themselves as fatty fatbodies but fat girls use euphemisms like "voluptuous" or "full figured"?
>>72318478
>Fat Shame: Fat stigma and fat body in America
>Chomsky
>>72318478
>complete taurus
>>72321877
>hay boys come get lost in my long, flowing flesh curtains
>>72318478
>you will never hatefuck trigglypuff and then binge eat together afterward
why live
>>72321381
They ignore that because he's brown and apologetic or something. It's always 'do as I say not as I do' with 'problematic media' for them
>>72320705
Oh honey...
>>72318478
Create the niggest account you can and message her and then call her a racist if she says no.
>>72321702
>>72322044
remember back when there was a mass triggering event where fat girls were photoshooped to look completely bangin?
where are these heroes now? this is your time to shine!
>>72322155
You'd think with all the fucking chewing these creatures did they'd have some pretty tone jaws.
>>72321325
she literally wouldn't though
some people you can tell if they just lost the weight they'd be pretty/handsome, but some people just have facial structures that are only good for being fat ugly fucks
>>72321971
Feeder's dream girl
>>72322198
#projectharpoon
reativate
>>72322178
>if she says no
>>72318478
>I'm a fat babe
never has a self assessment been so accurate
>>72322178.
Good idea but
>Implying she'd say no
>>72318478
>I'm a sucker for The room and troll 2
WHAT
>>72322198
I'm honestly not sure if even the most gifted masters of shoop-fu are capable of saving this particular specimen.
Would love to see them try though.
>>72322420
>>72322377
Her calendar's pretty full, getting about 8 dates a week.
>>72318478
>Down for Netflix and smashing the white supremacist capitalist cisheteropatriarcy.
Lol wut
>>72322198
We should get /b/ onto this, something they'd enjoy, I wouldn't mind sending her a skinny version of herself if we have any photshop masters here,
>Taurus is a pretty good description of me
I can see the resemblance
>>72318478
>that entire fucking bio
Meme Magic had immaculately conceived a human being.
We are not fit to wield this kind of power.
>>72322155
How...how do you get fat deposits in your forehead?
>>72322513
Fellas are lining up.
>>72322646
she's our golem, you could say
>>72318478
>what I'm good at
>belly dancing
>>72318478
>body positivity
aka "I don't give a shit about my body and will probably die before 40"
>>72322754
>everyone is a bikini person
>>72318478
>May trade nudes for burritos. Just kidding.
>Just kidding
>kidding
>>72318478
Finally someone that can fulfill my Hambeast emotional trainwreck cakefartz fetish
QUICK GO TO /r/videos
SHE IS A TOP LINK LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>72318478
We should Cat Fish Man that beast.
>>72321399
>She wants to abolish prisons?
Don't worry, I'm sure she meant that only for non-whites
>>72322502
Cat!
Check your gullet-stuffing privelege why don't ya?
BTW it's hablo con fluidez, no fluidamente.
>>72321702
You forget that we conjured a much higher force of power last summer. A power that is getting mightier on a daily basis. A power that will soon rule the world.
>>72321824
>built out of crisco and fueled by blind anger.
and manic panic
>>72322646
We are more than fit.
By harnessing a vile torrent of the darkest memetic sorcery belching out of the bowels of Kek Himself, combining it with our hatred of the modern left and directing it towards them, we have cursed them. Our terrible hex has manifested itself as this creature we have summoned.
It is theirs now. Their bane. Their affliction. The hideous, bloated form they now present to the world. It is theirs to deal with, theirs to endure. They cannot get rid of it, cannot scrub it off themselves. It is them and they are it.
While its lifespan may prove short, they are stuck with it. It will continue to fill a considerable amount of space in their ranks until it croaks. And the damage it does to them as images its misshapen flailing appendages and loathsome screech are disseminated in media is orders of magnitude larger than whatever even a thousand of the most eloquent and determined right-wing firebrands can cause them.
All hail Kek. Truly He works in mysterious ways.
>>72323307
Guess they aren't as fluent as they thought
>>72323311
Honestly we may have stumbled upon some dark shit.
>For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction
It seems that by memeing (laughing and finding humor in the absurd) we create people fated to become vessels of despair at the reality of their views being shed light upon.
This is some dark and powerful shit.
Chomsky's various works
Right on that's not blatantly pretentious
Bitch prolly watched his interview on the Ali g show
>>72318478
>>72318478
I wonder who the hell are her parents.
>>72322472
I'm into horrible movies too and troll2 was absolutely awful
>>72322749
Brow lifts 5x5
Forehead furrows 5x3
7000 calories a day to failure
>>72321399
An old SJW battle standard. The prison system doesn't have a high success rate when it comes to reforming criminals, so their solution is to just get rid of them outright with no viable solution to offer up.
>>72323416
Exacto carnal
>>72323460
If they are sane human beings they are disappointed and sad.
If they are delusional it could be just one of the reasons how someone turned into "that" thing in OP's pic.
>>72321399
Remember all women have a rape fetish? Gotta make sure all the aggressive rapists are available and not locked up.
Can someone fill me in on this bitch?
Who is she?
>>72323629
Here's the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHMQV-Bluc8
Hey /pol/, maybe this can be our chance to help her. Here me out - we're all calling her Trigglypuff, yeah? Well why not train her to become a Trigglytuff? Think about the possibilities!
>>72323682
You made my week. Thanks a lot man.
>>72318478
>omnivore
>queer
pick one
>May trade nudes for burritos. Just kidding.
You know she isn't.
>>72321336
Immortal technique is pretty redpilled. Still shitty rap though, I guarantee she only likes it because it's political and "diverse" and she's never absorbed any useful message from it. Manu Chao is pretentious shit. Never heard of the others.
>>72323682
I don't think I've ever heard anyone sound so fat.
>>72323370
>>72322646
>>72321824
>>72323430
I honestly fear the day when all our meme magic gets beyond our control and understanding. This is just frightening. We are at the brink of meme magic becoming reality. Until now there were only single cases of memes becoming reality, now we have to witness that on a daily basis. Meme Magic is almost beyond our control now. And I fear a future were men lost its controll over this force of nature.
In the name of kek I hope these times will never come.
>>72324561
Kind of like Rage Against the Machine in reverse... they were Che-shirt-wearing BLM 20 years ago, but Conservatives still like the beats/riffs.
>>72321567
Less facebook tier version.
>>72324899
SILENCE! DO NOT UPSET LORD KEK
For he that attempts to hush Kek's will becomes the future vessel for Kek's meme magic
You guys just have to answer one question: Is she aware that she is a meme, or does she think she is a human?
>>72322754
It makes me really happy knowing this cunt will end up eating herself to death within the next decade.
Thw rose part is that even this disgusting piece of human trash gets at least 10 requests to get fucked every.single.day.
Fuck the west.
Not to mention there are degenerate faggots EVEN RIGHT NOW in this thread that are actually attracted to body types like that and call it "chubby chasing" like it's something normal to do. I hate the world.
>>72321399
She also wants to abolish the police, because, you know, racism.
I bet you this same cunt wants to ban guns. Can't allow whites to defend themselves from the Democrats' most reliable voters.
Here she is in the auditorium that day. Now the "women of color" comment makes a bit more sense as an out-and-out virtue signal.
