https://spaceflightnow.com/2016/04/26/new-russian-space-base-ready-for-first-launch/
can't make this shit up when Westerns are sucking ahmed off Slavs are flying into space
>>72315753
> what is ESA
>>72315782
using Russian rockets
>>72315828
there is a probably a reason why we dont use your rockets
>>72315753
>implying
Once the station is made the US just launches a shuttle full of muhreens and take it
>build a new launch pad
>for launching your 50 year old LEO rocket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhzyIWKvo9Q
>>72315753
>ready for first launch
http://newsader.com/24622-chto-to-poshlo-ne-tak-sorvavshiysya-start/
>The whole construction of this base was not a long orgy of state property theft that yet again culminated as something built from the leftovers.
Benis in sbase
>>72316110
Too expensive for russia
Top sanx
>>72316110
Our rockets represent our enormous cocks.
Too big for you.
>>72315753
Fuck you
I thought they were going to start building a base on the Moon
Its just another cosmodrome
>near the chinese border
its just to piss them off
>>72315753
Good for them. But these are the last years of "Rasha strong" in space industry.
Space X is the main reason why the cost of launching things in space is rapidly falling and why innovation in this field is going on more and more in the private sector.
Roskosmos is in big trouble.
>>72315753
are you jealous poland because you can't explore space?
My toilet needs a bit more polishing
>tfw cannot into space
>>72315753
i think you wanted to say Russians.
Since we are not slavs.
>>72318087
but we wuz in space already
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miros%C5%82aw_Hermaszewski
>>72318380
but u are slavs :")
>>72318706
What a shitty title. They use Russian filtration method, Silver ion if I'm not mistaken, which is harmless to the body.
>>72318859
RUSSIAN PEE PEE GOES INTO AMERICAN MOUTH
>>72318167
Turks would be good at space until they were in direct line of sight with the sign; I doubt space shuttles have fridges to scuttle under.
>>72318919
You may have drank the same water a dinosaur drank 1000s of years ago.
If you don't think that's the tightest shit then get out of my face.
Humanity will never colonize space, we would be drowned and gender and race politics that will lead us to turning into a 3 world tier earth.
>>72319170
Because of capitalism.
>>72318706
>>72315753
space and urine... This thread needs Indians.
BTW we just got our own GPS!
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Isro-successfully-launches-seventh-and-last-satellite-for-Indias-own-navigation-system/articleshow/52022960.cms?
>>72318936
>implying the space isn't one giant fridge
W-we Spessrodents when :(
>>72319216
Can you send me the coordinate of your last poo?
>>72319216
Poo can be used as solid rocket fuel.
>>72319170
Thank you great merchant for destroying our cultures. What would we do without you.
Oh yeah play Spaceminer Simulator on Saturns Moonbase.
>>72319352
jelly jelly jelly
>>72319136
>dinosaur
>1000s of years ago
Nice try bible belt
>>72319216
>Use Indian GPS.
>Six hours later I get coordinates.
>Follow coordinates, which end up being the completely wrong direction.
>Die cold and alone, fighting emus to the death with my bare hands.
I have uncovered exclusive footage of the Indian space progam. CONFINDENTIAL, DO NOT SHARE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeXT0gNeSvM
>>72318596
But every Polish says that we aren't Slavs.
Enough. Fuck you, Slavs can't into space.
WE ARE MONGOLS
RAPE THE WHITES EUROPEAN WAR NOW
>>72319953
If your mom is mongol, that doesn't mean everybodies is.
>>72315828
ESA uses Soyuz sometimes and the Ariane 5 which is built in Europe. They're building the service module for your fucking Orion.
>>72320088
Mы шиpoкo пo дeбpям и лecaм
Пepeд Eвpoпoю пpигoжeй
Paccтyпимcя! Mы oбepнeмcя к вaм
Cвoeю aзиaтcкoй poжeй!
Идитe вce, идитe нa Уpaл!
Mы oчищaeм мecтo бoю
Cтaльных мaшин, гдe дышит интeгpaл,
C мoнгoльcкoй дикoю opдoю!
Ho caми мы - oтнынe вaм нe щит,
Oтнынe в бoй нe вcтyпим caми,
Mы пoглядим, кaк cмepтный бoй кипит,
Cвoими yзкими глaзaми.
He cдвинeмcя, кoгдa cвиpeпый гyнн
B кapмaнaх тpyпoв бyдeт шapить,
Жeчь гopoдa, и в цepкoвь гнaть тaбyн,
И мяco бeлых бpaтьeв жapить!...
B пocлeдний paз - oпoмниcь, cтapый миp!
Ha бpaтcкий пиp тpyдa и миpa,
B пocлeдний paз нa cвeтлый бpaтcкий пиp
Cзывaeт вapвapcкaя лиpa!
>>72319953
>>72320088
,,Poles'' they are just mentally ill faggs u are slavs and we are
>>72320292
Cyka blyat idi nahui spasiba da vai da vai
>>72316924
this.
they should have shot that scene using monochrome film with scratches all over it.
>>72320380
it's "davai", no space
"no space" in a space thread, got it ?
>>72318380
Argenti...Russia is White!
>>72319170
>gender and race politics that will lead us to turning into a 3 world tier earth
Said Israel, what are you trying unhappy merchant
>>72317480
>Our rockets represent our enormous cocks.
you don't have cocks any more.
that's why you have to rely on the russions to get to the ISS.
russia has very old, small cocks... but they get the job done.
>>72320174
>All those flags
I hate multiculturalism. No wonder Eurocucks have no pride anymore.
They simply can't claim any because "everybody did a little".
Either unify and become one single sovereign nation or stop the cuckoldry for fucks sake. Heck you can't even see the britbong flag on that picture.
>>72320506
2018 pal
>>72320804
ESA is one place that working together is actually good. The UK didn't fund that specific launch I guess (since most ESA projects are voluntary) so our flag isn't on it.
>>72320380
You fucking ruined breddy good poetics.
>>72320613
how do you say: "you are fat"
>>72321299
U tibe Yeltsin, nevodka.
>>72321408
I know who Yeltsin is...
>>72315753
What a rocket :D
>>72320804
Nah, multiculturalism between white people is good. Because it's not interracial, it's real multikulti. Look at the white part of the USA, whites of America are basically The EU: The Country and they've done so much and mixed their cultures so much, which is bad, but segregation European multikulti can work.
Musk saves the day.webm
>>72320804
fuck off
esa is collaboration while remaining separated, not mish mash multiculti
fuck off fagot weeabo, really, fuck you. you dont even know wtf youre talking about and go around t<lking shit
>>72320804
nip rockets have cute boosters
Well, ESA launches more than a half of all world's commercial satellites, or at least it was like this last time I checked.
>>72316110
Their rockets use russian engines RD 180.
>>72315753
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylon_%28spacecraft%29
>>72317485
>I thought they were going to start building a base on the Moon
Correct. Next start pad in Vostochny will be constructed for heavy rockets.
Also, Rosatom is researchin new nuclear space engine.
>>72322720
Skylon will be amazing if it works, but it's still a big if.
>>72320640
>>72322930
If it doesn't work, you can always build Skylon-B.
>>72321774
Can't wait for the heavy
I think one of the worst things Obama did was destroy NASA.
>>72315753
the us canned the shuttle program because they decided to give priority to the social "issues" instead of technological advancement, still, you should keep an eye on spacex, they're scheduling some experimental expeditions into space in the next 2-3 years.
>>72320723
What is SpaceX
>>72319216
It's not a GPS if it only covers a rectangle designated to show where the shitting streets are
>>72317715
Space X is a government funded company that exists exclusively due to governmnet contracts and is partially owned by the government
>>72325643
>exists exclusively due to governmnet contracts
but you're wrong leafy: http://www.spacex.com/missions
>>72325424
The reason the shuttle was shut down was because it was very inefficient.
>>72325973
that's true, rockets are way cheaper and easier to build, though the funds that were removed from the shuttle program were relocated to social issues, or so I read back then iirc.
>>72325424
>>72325973
>>72326108
The shuttle was an overpriced piece of shit that got 14 people killed and had no launch escape systems. It was useless.
If the US had just stuck to developing something cheaper than Saturn I/V for launching Apollo they'd have been much better off.
>>72322720
>>72322930
that thing looks awesome.
" In paper studies, the cost per kilogram of payload carried to low Earth orbit in this way is hoped to be reduced from the current £1,108/kg (as of December 2015),[4] including research and development, to around £650/kg, with costs expected to fall much more over time after initial expenditures have amortised."
HA AHA AHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAAA
they always do this. I stumbled across an Aviation Week from back in the 70s in a storage room at our office. in order to sell the shuttle, they actually claimed that the cost to get a pound in orbit would drop from X thousand dollars to about $25.
HOW DID THAT WORK OUT? not so good. of course, they blamed the utter failure to reduce the cost at all on the military and congress.
I work in the aerospace industry. if you don't lie out your asshole when writing a proposal, you don't get the contract, because everyone bidding against you is lying out their asshole. of course, once you get the contract, it's too late for the customer to complain when you start letting the truth leak out BECAUSE MUH LAUNCH SCHEDULE.
schedule crisis meetings are so surreal you would not believe them.
>>72326345
What were they thinking when building the Shuttle? Was it just politics and if so why did it last so long?
>>72326345
>schedule crisis meetings are so surreal you would not believe them.
Is it true that Elon sets schedules that drives his engineers crazy and often gets postponed?
>>72326667
nasa has always been sorta like the current F35 boondoggle because they intentionally spread the contracts to enough states so that congress will approve anything.
the joke used to be: what is the shuttle for? answer: to go to the space station.
well then, what is the space station for? answer: it's a place for the shuttle to go to.
if we had never put a man in space and had spent those countless billions on science and tech space, we would have accomplished incredible things.
shuttle fanbois like to brag about how man in space was required to fix hubble. fuck, if we had not wasted money on the shuttle we could have launched dozens of hubbles, each far more advanced than the one before.
but, man-in-space is thought to be required to keep bubba interested, so we keep putting humans in space and claiming that they are doing wonderful things that robots cannot do for 1/100th the cost.
>>72326701
>Is it true that Elon sets schedules that drives his engineers crazy and often gets postponed?
probably. I'm actually retired, so I have little current awareness, but I'd bet it has not changed much.
>>72315828
they got to space before you desu, let that sink in
oh lord. I read some more about skylon:
" If the design goal is achieved, it should be ready to fly again within two days."
these guys are funnier than MIke Judge.
>>72327236
Is that with the old thermal shielding or do they expect to put a new layer on and run all the tests in 48 hours? Or do they want to run zero tests?
>>72327236
Skylon is vapourware
>>72327483
I have no idea, but I'm betting that "two days" estimate turns into two months or more. that was another claim about the shuttle, that it would be so awesome that we would build lots of them and be launching every few days, and the cost would plummet.
the only thing that plummeted was Challenger and the other one that came apart on re-entry.
>>72327204
meanwhile potato farmers dig deeper into the cursed earth of the cursed isles
>>72315828
Russian rockets are used by the US as well. Europe uses the Ariane rocket family quite a bit as well, which is a European rocket family.
And let's not forget that """American""" rockets use Russian rocket engines.
>>72316924
You are retarded. You don't use a giant fucking rocket to get to LEO. Not even the US does that.
The long use of the Soyuz is a testament to its quality. Not only is the Soyuz rocket family extremely reliable, but it's also reasonably cheap and carries a decent weight to LEO, covering the most common payload weights.
>>72317480
Not sure what you're talking about lad. Is that why Russia does most satellite and ISS supply launches, because half of your rockets are circumcised and lack fairings like your penises?
Anyway, the Russians obviously have alternatives for heavy payloads as well, like the Proton-M.
>>72317715
>Space X is the main reason why the cost of launching things in space is rapidly falling and why innovation in this field is going on more and more in the private sector.
People need to stop sucking SpaceX cock. The reason isn't SpaceX specifically, but rather that the ULA monopoly is being broken down.
>>72320804
Kill yourself. All of those flags are European flags because it's an united European space programme.
>>72327633
>I'm betting that "two days" estimate turns into two months or more
No shit. If your manufacturing/QA process is anything like ours (which I have a lot of shit to dump on, working at a design bureau coupled with a factory, but at least it works out most of the time), then you have to bust your ass to prove you're ready to launch to the client, and it takes at least half a month of the thing being stationed at the launch pad alone.
And I can only guess how much time refilling the tanks and replacing external surfaces can take.
>>72325424
No. Shuttle was shut down for all the right reasons. The only issue is that Clinton or Bush Sr. should have done it instead of Bush Jr.
We'd be on Mars now if they'd canned STS in the '90s.
>>72315828
Reminder that we had to reverse engineer museum pieces of Saturn rocket engines because noone knew exactly how they were built anymore.
>>72315753
>He fell for the "space exploration is important" meme.
It was set to launch a rocket yesterday, but it had technical problems and had to be postponed
Putin flew in to watch it, and was hellva fucking pissed off, promising to jail motherfuckers who were responsible for the non-event
Pretending new Russian shit is any better than 70 year old Russian shit
>>72331495
>promising to jail motherfuckers who were responsible for the non-event
is this a fact?
everytime NK has a failure, I wonder how many people lose their jobs, freedom, or their lives. That fat-faced guy who rules NK must be a nightmare.
I don't remember if it was his dad or grandpa, but they published a story about the first time he played golf, and he got like 12 hole-in-ones. imagine having to write that story..."hmm, if I say 18, nobody will believe it and I will be executed, but if the number is too low he will be insulted and I will be executed. ah fuck it. 12 it is. YOLO."
>>72331495
>fly to watch inaugural launch
>failsafe aborts launch
>off to gulag filthy proles
>rocket launches next day no problemo
Gulag confirmed best method
>>72326345
I hear what you're saying, but Skylon is an actual SSTO, that's never been done before.
>>72321299
"ti tolstiy (ты тoлcтый)" or "ti zhjirniy (ты жиpный)", second one is more offensive.
>>72315753
Go Russia!!
>>72315828
Best Rockets = Russian rockets =)
>>72332508
or ti polniy (ты пoлный), ultra unoffensive
>>72332604
Shut up burger, this is ultra safe non-triggering way of saying it. Go back to your cuckshed.
mfw.....Skyvault
Does that mean centurions power extreme is gonna happen?
>>72332670
ching chong ming ling
>>72332784
>REEEE
Stupid burger, how many native chinese you know who speaks russian or has russian input enabled? Pro-tip: I am an expat here.
As I said, go back to your cuckshed.
>>72315753
I really miss Space race era. Glorious times which will never come back.
>>72332972
I feel ya, bro.
>>72317214
less butthurt, more progress!
>>72332972
>>72329475
Stuff like this breaks my fucking heart. For years I've had to listen to leftist cucks piss and moan about space exploration as "a waste of resources" because they think it's better to literally throw money at Africa to watch it disappear. They all perpetrate the Progressive Fallacy: The idea that ideas and rights, once gained, can never be lost. So they think we just stay on the same level if we drop everything. But in reality, you have to keep doing something, or you lose the skill you have.
Even the fucking Russians understand that, which is why they're one of the world's leading space powers despite having an economy the size of France's, and a living standard that hasn't improved in half a century.
