AUSTRALIA APPRECIATION THREAD
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Can we get an AAT? Australian Appreciation Thread going for these lovely gents and gentettes who make this place a fun place to be?!
Dump your straya pics and show appreciation if they drop by and comment/participate as well!
>>72312949
Australians are very smart.
Vegemite is a real food.
>>72312949
Fuck off cunt
G'day, mate
>>72313161
>>72313208
>>72313226
>>72313110
Saved!
I'm looking for more in my folders!
yeh you're alright lads you're alright
As a child, I had no idea what I was getting into when I got into a fight with the only Australian I've met in person. To cut a long story short, this kid grabbed my chicken sandwich and waved it in my face cackling, "S'your mum's cunt, roight? Missing some'a ya dad's mayo, ey?" That set me off. I decked the little Irwin right in his goofy fucking face. He laughed the whole time I beat him, "S'a roight shame about ya mum then? Haha! Bet the slag thought she were passin' a kidney stone when you was born, eh? Give us anotha one'a them cunt slaps to me face, ya softy."
In the end, I'd beaten his body, but he's beaten my spirit.
we will rule europe
Australians are human.
Vegemite is food.
Blimey, m8!
Aussies need a pat on the head more than most.
You're good eniugh, strong enough, and goddamnit, people like you. Even if your national religion is eating shit in a jar.
>>72313320
>Wear this patch while pulling summit security in reserves.
>Kiwi import Jack sees it and sends me to the WO for a dressing down.
>WO keys heartily and buys it off me.
>See it on his kit later on.
>Such is life.
I need another one.
Australians are actually alright in person.
>>72313504
I never understood how Yank's don't like Vegemite. You put it on toast with a good load of butter and it is fucking magic.
I am Australian. Feels pretty good.
>>72313553
Because they load it on like it's peanut butter
>>72313444
>all the beatings his dad gave him for being a soft cunt worked in the end
thanks dad
>>72313553
>Vegemite
>With butter
weakling
>>72313352
saved
>>72312949
Will happily fight alongside with in ww3.
>>72313633
Cunt I eat Promite. I will fucking fite you mate.
>>72313585
how often to people die to this shit though?
i'm sure it's a minuscule amount compared to gun related deaths in other countries
i've been to Oz.
cool ppl.
>>72313633
I suddenly want to try it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igeUz4cjB5w
I will search where they sell here.
Me Dad used to eat fish paste on his toast. What a total poofter.
>>72313507
haha based, that kiwi cunt must have gotten mad when he saw the WO
>>72313719
you're a fucking lyin cunt you've never been here you are full of shit
>>72313674
Bet you won't faggot
I bet you'll pussy out
imo canadians are the bigger shitposters than Ausbros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
based bants
>mfw a non south australian peasant came near me
>>72313782
The Islamic Republic of Canada isn't even relevant.
>>72313387
Lel real moot post?
>>72313493
True
>>72313782
Australian shitposts are actually funny. Cannuckcuk shitposts are just pathetic.
>>72313553
>I never understood how Yank's don't like Vegemite.
t. roofucker
Throw another shrimp onna barbie M8.
You cunts have always been 90% faggot to us.
>we made a shitty movie 30 years ago. Blimey, we're almost white!!
Aussie is british for cunt, M8.
>>72313493
I unironically look 95% like that guy
>>72313849
you new here mate?
I don't know about you cunts, but if you don't put your belt on clockwise you are L I T E R A L L Y a poof. Who /clockwisebelt/ here?
>>72313959
Agreed
Do aussies usually run /pol/ at this time? I'm not usually awake this early
>>72313993
Nah, I've just never seen that before
>>72314039
>Do aussies usually run /pol/
yes
>>72314072
Yeah... moot is a faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eBYWg_A1jk
aussies run /pol/ full stop mate
>>72313585
Needs to expand the whole "200km from nearest person, 500km from nearest hospital"
>>72313708
Probably a small amount compared to that, yes. Still, enough people get attacked or have some sort of painful encounter with those animals. I'm pretty sure most of us would have endured a bluebottle sting or been swooped by a maggie.
Death by animal seems like a pretty bad way to go though, even if it's metal as fuck in some cases.
>>72313782
That's actually true I fear. Canada has definitely had the upper edge lately
>>72314003
that's bs
Reminder: some parts of Australia are shit
>Tasmania
Half the cunts have got the wrong number of heads
>>72314217
JUST
>>72313633
don't try to act like a hard cunt
>>72312949
They may make sheep jokes about us in order to divert attention from their own repressed sexual urges but fuck it, they're good cunts, and they're our mates.
If I was going to be ordered to do a walking pace march across an open, muddy field in the face of turkish machine gun fire and watch my legs, then my dick get blown to pieces before the rest of me hits the ground, if i was going to bleed out wondering why the fuck i signed up to die needlessly in some fucking awful part of the world because my british commander is a fuckwit with the tactical nous of a dead fish, then I'd be proud to have an Aussie at my side.
>>72312949
God bless NZ
>>72314301
tfw you will never storm a trench with bayonet .303 rifles with yer mates
>>72312949
>Port arthur massacre anniversary today
>twitter is full of anti gun shills
>news is full of anti gun shills
>family is full of anti gun shills.
>i just like my adler.
>>72314039
Guess you've never been on during their weekly bingo sessions.
>>72314003
you're just wrong
>>72314301
>>72314374
noice
fresh meme
>>72314315
>vb
>not fosters
posted like a true australian
>>72314495
Too soon.
Bunch of cunts. That's why we keep the Western part of our country separate.
Eat an Aussie dick amerifats.
Australians are Bros when they're playing online games.
Fairy Bread is real food.
>>72314535
Reminder
>>72314495
come on mate thats a bit much
>>72313585
All that shit and no guns? Fucking serious?
>>72314385
you mean group anger therapy sessions
this boat cannot be stopped
>>72312949
You are my fav country in the commonwealth..NZ and CAN share 2nd place.
Speaking of Q and A bingo
WE
WUZ
CIVILIZED
ABOS
N
SHIET
NOONGA
>>72314606
The strong don't need guns. The weak that do, die, and keep the gene pool clean.
>>72314640
DID YOU FUCKERS REALLY MAKE A BOAT OUT OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE CONTAINERS?!?
>>72314612
Pretty much.
>>72314689
HMS Goonbag
>>72314003
what kind of fuckin munted cunt are you
I haven't got a single (you) yet in this whole thread.
So I have to post the big guns now.
>>72314039
Yeah it's pretty much prime time for both coasts.
>>72314003
You insert the male end from the right, the way to remember this is "the male is always right"
>>72313959
I fucking love more than anything that IP bans in Australia can be solved with a quick reset of my modem.
GOD BLESS THIS SUNBURNT COUNTRY
>>72314727
THE MADMEN
>>72314737
WITNESSED
>>72314737
Pls no.
>>72314737
JESUS FUCKING CHROIST
Gotta love the blokes across the creak aye
>>72312949
> IRL shitposting
>>72314770
the noongas make nests out of alcoholic beverages
>>72313767
This seppo has. My brother in law is from Queensland. I've sat in the stands of the paper clip many many times.
Mark Read is my second favorite Australian
Gotta love the blokes across the creak ay
>>72314821
>>72314843
>>72314737
reported if only to make the mods waste their time
fuck those guys
>>72312949
i wanna fight a drop bear so bad any tips straya bros
>>72313747
nowt wrong with mackerel or salmon spread m8
Lest we forget
>>72314896
Eat some cement and harden the fuck up cunt
>>72314694
What movie is that pic from?
>>72314301
You're alright by me cunt. I've got your back if shit ever hits the fan.
I've always felt like Australia is just a big older brother to New Zealand, we always give them shit, pick on them, tell them they are fucking useless sheep shaggers etc. but if someone ever came to fuck with NZ on a global scale then Australia would fucking wreck them for even thinking it.
>>72315050
and thats my shitpost cunt
>>72314281
Fuck, I'm moving to Victoria from NSW in a few weeks.
Is that an improvement or a downgrade?
>>72315017
>mackerel or salmon spread
Me ex-girlfriend was both m8.
>>72315070
Chopper starring Eric Bana.
>>72315070
chopper
>>72315119
>Victoria
Sorry mate, it's all downhill for you.
>>72315083
They hate us m8. Huge chip on their shoulder. Bunch of cunts.
>>72314361
>New Zealand
>Coat of arms is literally cuck shit and a sheep in bondage gear
>>72315155
Fuck, well at least I can trigger some cucks there.
>>72315155
>it's all downhill for you
You go to Mt Hotham too m8?
>>72315209
You'll get locked up for invading a safe space, it's getting that bad mate.
>>72315236
kek fuck no I just visit. I'm WA master race.
>>72315127
>>72315143
>check movie
>click random point in video
>"Ees tha painers n' dockas m8"
>"out thers tha painers an dockas m8, in here e's just notha beer bum n' the showah"
I'm already confused.
>>72313585
Jesus, how you lad's survive in there?
>>72314612
Nononononono please no Q&A tweets, that shit fucking triggers me. So much cancer
>>72315063
that picture is so old
i cant even recognse the cunt's they have on neighbours now
all the teenagers look like wash out pornstars
>>72315301
That's probably what's going to happen, there a Federal Police officer who lives in the apartment block I'm moving to.
>>72315368
Yeah those were the glory days on Neighbours m8.
Real people and no chinks or nignogs.
>>72315143
>>72315127
That film is fucking hilarious
>>72313645
Anyone have the audio to this?
>>72315331
In terms of Australian terms and words that's probably the worst movie you could choose but it's a fucking great movie considering Chopper was a real person R.I.P
>>72315350
what's wrong goy?
cant you handle some good ideas given by "hardworking" individuals?
>>72315331
painters n dockers were a gang i think
just roll with it... its got some great scenes
vid related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3VnX0hf_yM
>>72315441
There ya go m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRbo7FVgcr8
>>72315441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB55VG3PUYQ
The original audio from the show.
>>72315119
>Victoria
The cancer of Australia. NSW is infinitely better
>>72315455
best australian film of all time is Blue Murder
if any of you cunts havent seen it id definitely recommend giving it a geez right NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u_HLOJ1hM0
>>72313708
Yeah, nah. You're 10x more likely to die when a gum tree branch falls on ya tent... or dropbears.
>>72315411
>mfw Paul Robinson is gonna go to jail and Erinsborough is going to be bought up by the Chinese.
>Neighbours will be renamed "Mao's Neghborhood of drama and incest"
>>72315469
We need to start saving every cancerous tweet
>>72315522
>when he whipped that kid in the fucking face
>>72315681
a screen shot every 10 seconds?
yeah nah, cunt
>>72315522
>>72315487
Australia delivers!
>>72315083
A-fucken-men
g'day cuuuuuuuuuunts
>>72314301
oath.
>>72315857
strewth mate
>>72315692
>dropbears
>>72316055
gotta be on the lookout for the buggers
they'll even steal your shit if you arent too careful
This video perfectly describes Australians:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1uDTbb-VfI
>>72316125
Gaz is a true Australian legend.
>>72316125
>mfw people in the city are greens voting vegan hippies
>>72314495
Really? I think you may have over done it. I thought everyone loved Ole Steve?
>>72316723
sheepshagger maori is just trying to get into the big leagues of site vandalism via feces application
>>72314687
Tell that to John Oliver.
>>72313507
where the fuck can i buy one. please i really need it senpai
>>72317752
Got it mail order from a surplus store ran by an old cunt in QLD a few years ago.
No idea if anyone still makes them.
>>72314822
FOUR MORE YEARS BOYS
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