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its literally wrath of god on islam beyond this point
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/goat-born-human-face-sends-092131211.html
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>>72301788
Question here is, will you eat it in a Burger OP?

Be sincere.
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Farmer probably doesn't want anyone to study it and find out why it's half human.
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>>72301788
chewbacca?
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The end result of goat fucking.
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>>72301864
goat burgers are not served as I know, peru, do they serve them there
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If muslums can make half-goat-half-human spawn just through fucking then by God there is no excuse for our lack of cat girls
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>>72301788

It doesnt have a human face, it looks like it's skeletal structure didn't form properly. Without a proper skull the snout isn't pushing the skin out, so it's a flat face.
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>>72301788
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
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The farmer was probably right that it looks like this because its mother trampled it.
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>>72301788
damn goatfuckers
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>>72301864
Goat would make a shitty burger. Too lean, it dries out on a grill.
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>>72301882
Article said the farmer is from NZ. Gee I wonder.
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>>72301964
Are you doing your part, Straya?
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>>72301788
I'd be freaked out by that thing myself-- never mind some stone age villagers.

burn that thing
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>>72301882
>https://ca.news.yahoo.com/goat-born-human-face-sends-092131211.html
But he handed it to a vet. For further study. Probably to have some sort of medical authority conclude that it is some naturally occurring genetic freakshow instead of what his neighbors are probably already thinking.

>He fucked a goat
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>>72301788
Looks like a crushed skull to me. Then again I'm not a retarded desert dweller.
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>>72301788
Well if you keep fucking Goats for 1000 years...
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C H I M E R A
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>>72301988
what the fuck is this meme?
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>>72302101
sage
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>>72301788

>mfw a Muslim actually managed to impregnate a Goat
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> mfw
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>>72301788
The goatfuckers actually did it
The madmen
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Fuck are we tabloid news now?
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>>72301864
Real niggaz eat bison burgers.
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>>72301788

>wrath of god

No, it's stupid muslims fucking their goats all the fucking time.

At some point some retarded sub human mudslime is going to inject his retarded sperm into a goat vagina and make a baby.

Nuke them.
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>>72301788
This is just viral advertisement for the next starwars movie.
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>>72301967
this


/thread
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>>72301788
The veil is being torn, so things like this happen.
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>>72301967
This... this is exactly why humans have flat faces

Go look at face development of an embryo, it looks like it starts to form a snout but then changes its mind
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>>72302068
>Fuck a cat.
>Hope that cat-human offspring is a girl
>Have somebody fuck 'cat girl' it's not a true cat girl in a sense as it would still be a abomination. the idea of a cat girls is to have a human female with ears, tale cat like tongue and cheek.
>In truth a true cat girl would be 95% human while being 5%cat
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>>72301788

There's a new zealand joke somewhere in this
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There is gene mixing going on by the NWO

Did you seriously think GMO's were just for food?

Yes just like our government wants to ban guns to protect us
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>>72301788
>human
The people in that town must be fucking ugly
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>>72303889
>tinfoil hate intensifies
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>>72301919
Underated imo
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Isnt it possible that 1 in every like million times an animal is raped, one of them will actually get pregnant and give birth to a human hybrid?

because this shit keeps happening in these goatfucker areas, animals they supposedly like to fuck keep coming out looking half human
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>>72303249
Real bison a shit unless it's cut with pork fat or fatty beef.

Anything that isn't dry and doesn't taste like shit is cut or is just beef.

Stupid coastals can't tell, we could grind up Canadians and they wouldn't notice.
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>>72302908
My fucking dick
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Did /utg/ just meme magic goat people into existence?
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>>72304789
fuck off
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>>72304789
fuck off furfag
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>>72302122
>desert
>>72302067
>NZ

say it with me: MALAYSIA
the goat thing was born in MALAYSIA
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>>72302068
I cum on cat, she hiss at penis.
Much thank.
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>>72302908
fug
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>>72301788
That looks like the love child of Chewbacca and George Lucas.
and checked.
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>>72304315
>>72304093
You can put human sperm in an animal egg and grow a soon to be dead organism.

All it takes is a little experimentation in a lab to get living results.
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>>72301788
I work 7 months of the year doing roustabouting and spend time doing inspections for the wool industry. It is just a underdeveloped foetus. Usually this would result in a miscarriage but this time it got overcooked. It is not even unusual We see it all the time.


Then again, we do have a few Muslims and New Zealanders working in the shearing shed...
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>>72301963
Amish people make what they call "scarple," in Pennsylvania, from what I recall. It's like breakfast sausage made from goat.
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>>72301788
Abomination
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>>72301788

Have the Muslims fucked it yet?
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STOP TRYING TO MAKE A HOMUNCULUS
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>>72305554
slartibartfast pls go
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>>72304789
fuck off
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Is this goat actually half human?

Are we finally able to produce actual furries in this world?

If so, we are beyond fucked.
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>>72304789
Just do it, faggot.
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>>72301788
>yahoo
i dunno if i should take it seriously or not
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>>72302101
It probably is some mutation, but that doesn't mean that that man didn't fuck that goat.
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>>72301864
Don't you faggots eat hamsters?
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>>72302068
>cat ears
>but also human ears
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>>72310418
An enigma, I know.
One of Japan's greatest mysteries.
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>>72301788

Where the muslims so upset because the baby resembled so much like their prophet?
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>>72311476
they fucked the mother of that thing
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>>72303386
The lions lay with the lambs.
The eternal season is upon us
The end of days is next
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>>72301788
this has happened before
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>>72301788
He was a goat boy he dindu nuffin
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>>72303040
hör auf diese hurensohnfresse zu posten
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>>72302301
I'm guessing it has something to do with the ultra portable catheter commercials on Fox News.
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Question: Wouldn't it be possible to have a human-chimpanzee hybrid then?
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>>72301788
That's an ewok
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>>72315354
yes and its undoubtedly been done before, several times

they likely come out retarded and useless, just like their nigger cousins
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>>72314201
spooky
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>>72303632
Friend at school told me he fucked a cat and his dick turned green. True story.
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>>72307800
if he actually did, he wouldnt have made this public i guess.
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>>72314201
Looks a bit like feels
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>>72315576
goddamnit britannia stay on your containment island
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>>72315721
Why not? Sheep shagging is an accepted pastime over there
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfygNGVdJ7g
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> the mythical fusion of goat and animal.

WUT ?
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>>72301788
yuuuup
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>>72302301
>>72301988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2soNIkzS0m4
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A fucking faun rapebaby
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>>72311476
germany why
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>>72311476
>gif

Wh-what? Why? The fuck?
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>>72315495
>yes and its undoubtedly been done before, several times
Prove it.
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>>72311476
You're disgusting Ahmed. Leave my country.
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>>72305503
No it's not. It's Scrapple and it's cornmeal and pork you retarded faggot.

T.Phillyfag where SCRAPPLE was invented.
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>>72304315

Real life is not Alien Resurrection. DNA does not work like that. A dolphin can rape a seal all it likes and there's never going to be some sort of dolphseal hanging around afterwards. Only where species are close enough can cross-species reproduction happen. Grizzly/Polar Bear, horse/donkey etc.

>>72305445
American school system.
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>>72315354
48 chromosomes in a chimp and 46 chromosomes in a human

The one thing that always made me really fucking wonder is if what happened here
http://genetics.thetech.org/original_news/news124

could happen to a chimpanzee and allow a cross species hybrid to occur.
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>>72304315
A more technical explanation is that the number of chromosomes does not tally up and the paired chromosomes which do result cannot produce the proteins necessary for replication.

So no, it would be impossible.
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>>72311476
ahaha
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>>72301864
first toast best response
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>>72311476
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>>72319792
Had some this morning. It's a proven fact that women can't cook it correctly. They flip it too soon and don't have any scrapple patience.
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>>72302908
jesus H christ and the holy trinity
perfect face
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>>72301864
Study Australia.
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>>72301788
Chewbacca, is that you?
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>>72321006
>Real life is not Alien Resurrection. DNA does not work like that. A dolphin can rape a seal all it likes and there's never going to be some sort of dolphseal hanging around afterwards. Only where species are close enough can cross-species reproduction happen. Grizzly/Polar Bear, horse/donkey etc.

But mudslimes are like animals, who are you to say they do not share more of their DNA with goats than men?
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>>72301788
If any thing ever needed to go full snack bar it's that thing, I feel bad for the 72 virgins that get stuck with it...
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>>72304495
You gotta mix in some butter to bison if you wana make decent burgers out of it.
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>>72327900
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>>72328711
that was my face when I first saw it but then I was like.
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will achmeds make rune factory 3 a reality? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1-6OYzBXNw
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>>72301788
baby wookie
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>>72301961

This. Even though carrying such things to term is very unusual, I think this is how evolution creates new species.

http://www.thedailysheeple.com/a-new-theory-of-human-origins-chimp-and-pig-rendevouz-resulted-in-your-ancestors_112013
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>>72301788
When will they stop fucking theire cattle tho?

I know you can't breed with animals, dna compatibility, but what if it's some kind of "evolution" just think about it

How many generations need to fuck theire cattle till you're boddy adapts to it?

Batman gonna be real in 5-10years, cap this cuz im right
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>>72310719
Cute Orin, dude!
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>>72301788
Ooh! Erdogan will love to hear this! The goatfucker he is!
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>>72302065
You cut it with pork fat, just like venison.
Goat burgers are really good, though I've only had wild game ones.
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>>72301788
*wookie noise*
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This is all part of a super soldier program funded by ISIS. Operation infinite goat. God help us,we won't stand a chance.
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>>72302908

Oh hey, anon.

I used to have a bunch of pics of her. Let me see if I can find 'em.
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>>72330398
who wants to put down money this theory was proposed by a black man?
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>>72301963
They eat guinea pig sammiches
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>>72314201
Looks anglo
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>>72301788
It's not born with a human face, it's born with an undeveloped skull. Probably due to space constraints in the uterus.
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>>72321869
>So no, it would be impossible.

And yet we are here looking at pictures of a real life Pan
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>>72302301
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>>72314201
Looks like a big,misshapen pizza.
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>>72301864
We don't eat goat over in murica
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>>72321006
You should check out some of those weird homunculus videos. It makes some kind of abomination.
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>>72314201

Alright, I'm not religious.
I'm sure most of /pol/ isn't religious.

BUT

What if this is something like....a defective soul? You know, reincarnation and all that jazz.
What if this soul got stuck inside a goat body or the soul didn't meld right with the body?

It's not like human DNA could make a hybrid, so how does this happen on several occasions?
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