"We will no longer surrender this country, or its people, to the false song of globalism. The nation-state remains the true foundation of happiness and harmony."
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 991/ UNHOLY TRIUMVERATE (Cheater and the Eater + Horselip): 722 (568 & 154)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Indianapolis, IN 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVlmTJjDgU4
>Trump & Knight Greta TH 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfuZfmZy-vs
>Foreign Policy Speech 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8RqLN3Qao
>Acela Primary Victory Speech 4/26/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N5SRESaRUc
INTERVIEWS
>Trump & Eric on Hannity 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnIX9PAoRo
ENTERTAINMENT
>”False Song of Globalism”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vyhOMJXHPA
>Kasich Eats Ice Cream w/ a Fork
https://twitter.com/MyDogShotMe/status/725183227275665408
>Killing Monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
>Crud refers to a hoop as “Basketball Ring”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
>Megyn Kelly STOMPING the Rat!
https://twitter.com/KLSouth/status/725079744400789508
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziJsEEnd2D0
>Colludin’ Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrUWL9w-Jw
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
PREVIOUS
>>72294966
AWOOOOOVEMENT
>tfw your sister watches tyt
send help
When is the ColoRedo?
WE ARE GOING YOU MAKE
>>72298182
You just have to kill her. She wants Chenk's cock
>tfw going to the trump's first rally in California
I just found out Trump is coming to California TOMORROW in Anaheim 5 minutes from my work. At the Fairgrounds.
I hear you need a ticket to get in. I'm curious to swing by and maybe catch some real life memes in the making.
>>72298235
AMERICA
Trump gives me hope for the future.
I don't care what anyone says Eric is my favorite Trump child
Recap of last night
>TRUMP PASSES ROMNEY’S POPULAR VOTE TOTAL
>800,000 VOTES AWAY FROM BEATING RECORD
>WON EVERY COUNTY
>ONLY NEEDS 46% OF REMAINING DELEGATES
>Trump speech
>>Said only thing Hillary had going for her was “the woman card”
>>said he reads people’s replies to his tweets
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Mika based as usual
>Trump receives more votes in Baltimore than BLM mayoral candidate
>Cruz apologizes for calling hoop a “basketball ring”
Afternoon
>Half of Americans believe the primaries are rigged
>Rick Scott says it’s time for Never Trump to end
>Foreign Policy speech
>>America first
5 main weaknesses in our foreign policy
>1. Resources are overextended
>2. Allies are not paying their fair share
>3. Friends are beginning to think they can’t depend on us
>4. Our rivals no longer respect us
>5. No coherent foreign policy
>>If Obama’s goal was to weaken America he couldn’t have done a better job
5 Goals
>1. Need to contain ISIS and radical Islam
>2. Rebuild military and economy
>3. Put America first through economic and immigration reforms
>4. Treat veterans really really well
>5. Foreign policy based on best interest of American business
>>Military dominance must be unquestioned
>>Wants to promote Western values
>>”We will no longer surrender our country or its people to the false song of globalism”
>Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8RqLN3Qao
>Cruz mistakes Carly Fiorina for 400 delegates
>Her real name is Carlton Fiorina
>If you ears haven't bled recently listen to her sing
>Eric tweets This is truly one of the greatest acts of desperation I have ever seen. #Cruz #GraspingatStraws
>Cruz talks about Carrier
Tonight
>GOEBBELS SPEAKS!
>We learn Bobby Knight pushed Trump to run
>Glenn Beck: If Ted Cruz Loses Indiana, We 'Lose Freedom For All Mankind'
>Trump does townhall with Greta feat. Bobby Knight
>Trump is once again staying at a Holiday Inn.
>>72298253
>tfw i have uni at 7pm tomorow
first for tat tay
>>72298263
GREAT AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqS52cBqB_E&feature=youtu.be
>mfw watching this video
i just made this
>>72298253
>mfw anons fell in love with that smug faced below average beauty
Hey guys Indiana Fag here, just want to let you know that there is amazing support for Donald Trump here! I have not seen a single Ted Cruz supporter, I think it is safe to say that Donald Trump will be the nominee come May 3rd, spend that day opening a cold one and enjoy our victory, support is so big here that you don't even need to vote!
putting hats on cartoons, no gifs
Found this beauty
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461357865183.webm
Never laughed so hard.
My gf loves trump
>>72298328
FOLKS.
Just a reminder that this song exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZRsTGrvFVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZRsTGrvFVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZRsTGrvFVM
>>72298347
Oh ok, I'll just stay inside tomorrow. Thanks for the heads up friend.
>>72298347
For once a shitposter is right
But vote anyway, to get your badge on making America great once again
>>72298369
Git gud fag
http://www.online-image-editor.com/
>>72298336
Is there any moment kucksich is not eating?
>>72298331
this dog will not become another Trump Gen staple
not gonna happen folks
>>72298347
fuck off with this stale pasta
>>72298336
i like it
>>72298299
>he used the news pepe
EVERY TIME
>mfw going to see Chris Kattan preform tomorrow at 8:30
>mfw I live in Florida so I'll still be able to see the rally
Thursday will be glorious
>>72298369
Another person claimed they can't do it.
Are you up for the challenge?
>>72298342
>below
lol
8/10 - 8.5/10 on my scale
and that's not even counting the fact that she's a Trump supporter.
FIRST FOR ALEX
AWOOOO
>>72298342
How can you compete with that level of smug though?
>>72298466
Those tiny heads
>>72298479
WHERE COMING FOR YA GLOBALIST
>>72298411
That's some decent production.
>>72298378
brits would vote for that
>>72298443
He's certainly trying really fucking hard for some reason to force it though.
>>72298253
wasn't he in temecula earlier this year
Just watched the foreign policy speech.
Holy shit. I'm blown away. Think that was Trump's best speech so far. Really sounds like he knows what he's doing.
I want to believe we're gonna MAGA.
>>72298255
Dubs command you go.
It's worth it.
I was at the "peaceful muslim" rally in Rock Hill one row back from her.
Good times.
>>72298255
Has Trump commented on the little kids who got pepper sprayed by a violent Drumph protester? That story got almost no coverage. Women supporting Trump literally had to taser people trying to attack them and a family got sprayed in the face by some wanted felon who ran off.
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/trump-713651-great-donald.html
> At least two of those sprayed were female Trump supporters and two were children, ages 8 and 11.
> A woman wearing a red “Make America Great Again” cap was hit on the left side of her face with the spray. Both of her grandchildren were also hit.
> Paramedics were seen pouring water into the victims’ eyes to try to remove the stinging spray. The 8-year-old cried hysterically.
>>72298586
Exactly. How can anyone reasonably rebut that speech?
>>72298347
I want this meme to continue on until Trump starts bombing ISIS.
>>72298631
Fuck Bill O'Reilly for not covering that properly.
>hurr we don't know who it was
>>72298645
by poking fun at his pronunciation of Tanzania
>>72298586
Was talking to one of my buddies whose a Bernie supporter and I've been working to bring him to the light for awhile. Anyway we were talking about the speech and he knew all about it and I was like damn he watched the speech! and he didn't find anything in it he could really criticize
>>72298253
fug, I'm OC also but can't make it because need to study for finals
>>72298443
its my only reaction image.
can someone maga it?
The democrats will control the white house and congress for a generation if the republicans nominate Trump. Deep down you all know it's true.
>>72298703
I'm an Oregonfag and when I heard him call it
>Ore-gone
I just kinda cringed. How can the rest of the US fuck up the pronunciation of our state's name so badly?
>>72298253
Im from Sactown can I go?
>>72298631
We need to start tweeting this to The Emperor
>>72298742
your only reaction image is a pupper I don't believe it
People love to bring up how Trump is a racist, a bigot, a misogynist, etc., but the funny thing is that Trump and this ride have made me care even less about things like gender, race, and sexual orientation than I did previously. In my book at this point it doesn't matter if you're white, black, male, female, gay, straight, or even transgender, if you're a patriot and not a liberal scumsucker you're okay in my book.
>>72298742
Fucking kill yourself, seriously. It was never funny, not even once.
>>72298742
Its cute though. Nothing to be ashamed of!
>>72298595
https://twitter.com/MistressGaia/status/715972940924321792
>>72298479
I wonder what he thought about Trump's foreign policy speech?
>>72298099
You guys realise Trump can't get to 270 right? I'm not a shill. I voted for him in the primaries, but he can't get to 270. He might win Florida, but he can't win Virginia,Colorado,Nevada,Iowa,NH. How is he going to win?
>>72298479
>>72298536
Has Alex Jones said anything about "the false song of globalism?"
Also, seeing CNN, who are the fags threatening delegates in Indiana? Not cool, bro.
>>72298742
Get this man a reaction folder, stat!
>>72298466
>>72298868
if he hits 1100 its over
>>72298522
Can be enlarged to match the body ratio, right?
>>72298253
where is it at, when is it at
>>72298631
We need to get this to the don
>>72298868
>Trump can't
stopped reading right there
>>72298645
It's an """"""""incoherent""""""" speech
Not joking. That's how it's being spun. Literally ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Tier
>>72298742
>its my only reaction image.
wew lad
AHHH THOSE SONS OF BITCHES
>>72298886
Sounds like a false flag to me. We're already ahead what would be the point?
>>72298886
probably still jerking off to it.
>>72298779
Can you drive to Orange County by tomorrow at 4?
> Yes, yes you can
Go to sleep and wake up early. If you're out by 6 you should miss the city traffic in the morning but you'll have to deal with it in Socal. Doors open at 4, event starts at 7.
Please go away weebshits
>>72298983
Who is this?
>>72298299
Thank you base TrumpNightlyNews. I endorse you 100%
YFW /Pol/ is gonna be on the wrong side of history and Bernie is going to win an independent victory for the first time in U.S history! FEEL THE FUCKING BERN!
>>72298918
Thank you, Hat Man.
MAGA
>>72298950
Yeah Rush today was utter garbage in regards to the speech today. Just asked 'Snerdly' what he thought of it and was told Trump sounded like a politician and it was just blah blah blah to the man. Rush was totally dismissive of it.
Could barely contain my rage.
>>72298983
my trap-dar is going off
>>72298832
IM GONNA REPORT YOU FOR SPAM IF YOU KEEP POSTING THAT FUCKIN SHITTY MEME.
@72299034
No (you) for you, (you) farmer.
>>72299039
its a secret
>>72299087
She's 100% pussy hombre
Don't let the trap meme fool you
>>72299039
some queen of /b/ from 10 years ago
>>72299053
Consider suicide.
>>72298378
Oh that's great!
>>72298906
Last one, gotta run off to do a thing
>>72299097
there can only be one
>>72299032
Fuck does it start at 4? I am in Fullerton and work til 5.
>>72298868
Remember how he couldn't win a debate? Win a single state? Defeat SEVENTEEN GOP opponents? Three of them, Walker, Bush, Rubio, all being funded by the hundreds of millions and anointed? Remember how he couldn't win the nomination? I'll never count him out until election day. There's a lot of days in between now and November to go after Hillary. What can Hillary go after Trump with that he hasn't already seen?
>>72299088
>>72298795
>>72298802
why are you guys so triggered by a doge
i swear some of you are actually autistic
>>72298099
Nice dubs trump is based as fuck
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/trump-loves-america
>>72299163
true, and its rose
>>72299046
10/10
>The one picture of Yeb! on the wikipedia primaries page looks like he wet himself
>Children will see this image when researching the Rise of the God Emperor for history class
Why does god hate turtles so much?
>>72299053
Actually George Washington won as an independent.
>>72298336
>>72298447
i also made this for when people say shit
>tfw energy is failing an hour short of the re-aired town hall
I blame the drugs and alcohol. If only I shared Trump's strength of will.
>>72298771
It happens with a lot of states. I think most people in other states pronounce California as "cal-i(as in igloo)-for-nya. that always bugs me too.
>>72299053
He's losing and has no super-delegates. Yeah fucking right bernout fag
>>72299146
>she
>>72299209
>unsteady lead
pls.
>>72298925
I wasn't saying it for the hats, they just have tiny heads.
>>72299087
>tfw 4chan has made me paranoid about every qt actually being a trap
>>72298771
Or-Y-Gun
>>72299039
A trap called Rose.
Avoid that degeneracy.
>>72298832
HERE'S ONE FOR RALLIES FRIEND
>>72299241
or people from Call-oh-rad-oh
>>72298336
OH GOLLY JEEZ
THIS IS CRAZY
>>72299241
How the fuck do you pronounce it then?
>>72298369
requesting maga hat on yuugi, bernie/ted hat on parsee
Can't wait to wear this to the California rally tomorrow
>>72298099
So Cruz and that horseface teamed up ?
>>72299315
>>72298832
>>72298742
>>72298331
wow what a cute pupper you have
we should make this a meme :^)
>>72299317
Call-oh-rah-duh senpai.
>>72299202
You have no power here
Watching the foreign policy speech now. It's great how even when using a teleprompter he's still high energy, kek
>>72299256
Shut up second home you're not Straya
>>72299241
Oregonfag here. That's how I've always heard California pronounced, even over here. How's it supposed to be done?
>>72299321
Caliph-ornia
>>72299381
>forcing memes
They are bestowed on us naturally you heretic.
>>72299222
OOOO SHIT NEVERMAIN
>DUB DUBS TRIPS
>>72299039
Not Boxxy
>>72299238
Who hangs a picture of a mudslime on the wall?
>>72299334
MOOOOOOODSS!!!!!! DO YOUR FUCKING JOB! WHAT DO WE PAY YOU FOR?!
>>72299241
How else do you pronounce it? I'm in California, and I say it that way.
>>72299317
>>72299393
It's Call-uh-ra-doh you twangish fucks
Speak American not your garbage accents
>>72299315
thanks senpai
saved this for future use
>>72299241
> Point Ray-es
> Ar-cah-tah
> Why-lets
> San Raffy-el
> San Joes
> Auckland
> Dahvis
> Lake Tahoo
> Mt Saysta
> Reading
> Stuckton
> Mo-chove Desert
And my personal favorite
> The One-Zero-One
It's like foreigners aren't allowed to bring the part of their brain that understands how to fucking speak english when they land at SFO
>>72298999
Is there a collection for a those pics? I like them.
>>72298999
>>72298999
>>72298999
WHY IS NOBODY RECOGNIZING MUH TRIPS
srsly tho
>>72299393
no people from denver say Rad-oh people from the country say rahduh
and how the fuck is this spam>????? what the fuick captcha kill yourself
tfw captcha is a Shillary lover
>>72299495
Everyone who lives here calls it Call-oh-ra-duh.
Californians are trying to change that. Fuck off, we're full.
Daddy will MAGA! https://youtu.be/NiayoqypQwg
>>72299046
Thank you and I'm honored by your endorsement
>>72299549
>Menver
>Colorado
Pick one.
HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT! TRUMP HAS NO CHANCE!
>>72299484
to let underage tripfags post on /r9k/
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/tripcode/!dR7WV1bjfM/page/4/
Uhh guys, I just had a captcha asking for food and one of the options was a screenshot of a captcha with tons of food which I didn't check and it still went through
Am I going insane?
>>72299484
>mods
>doing anything other than beating it to CP
>mods on /pol/
Are you new?
>>72299479
Bernie's campaign headquarters in some small town. Literally.
when did trump get 990 delegates? it said the other day he had 950....
>tfw you will never make Trump heartedly laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsXsS77AIKA
>>72299053
>YRW Berntards can't declare bankruptcy on student loans
>>72299529
>> The One-Zero-One
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lc3peq4P5s
east coasters use the ACTUAL names for thier highways
>MFW my Chicago senpai says "the Dan Ryan"
>>72298733
Finals shminals. Study while you're there
>>72299620
FUCK YOU GLOBALIST SCUM
I WANNA WIN
I WANNA WIN SO MUCH I GET TIRED OF WINNING
REEEEEE
>>72299620
Consider suicide.
>>72299635
someone played a prank
>>72299550
I'm from the original California though kek, one of the few states to not have an accent
And I hate your state for loosing your minds wiht too much freedums and going full leftist
Would much rather go to Arizona which is the better Colorado
I've always pronounced it call-uh-rod-oh and or-gone
>>72299663
They're counting the unbound delegates in Pennsylvania that are pro-Trump/ "winner of my district"
>>72299549
I'm from Metro Denver, I've never heard a coloradIan say Coloradduh. EVER
>>72299663
Manafort is very good at "convincing" delegates.
>>72299321
>>72299417
>>72299485
cal-uh-for-nya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAHTuyGdF1g
>>72299571
Stop calling him daddy you autistic homo fuck
I hope you're all prepared for the general election, because this is what it'll be like.
Replace all cruz shills with hillary shills crying about sexism and racism 24/7 and saying donald has no chance.
Has anyone noticed the Singapore anon who claimed to be rich is gone?
I suspect I was right
>>72299732
It's a great state, but Boulder and Denver need to be razed.
>>72299635
kasich ate it before you could click it
HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN
FEMINAZIS BEING BLOWN OUT BY TRUMP GAL
>>72299741
it's call-or-ah-doh and or-eh-gon
>>72299720
How does one prank google?
>>72299741
Oregonfag here again.
It's
Ore, pronounced like a boat "oar".
and
gon, pronounced like the "gain" in "again".
>>72299809
LOOK AWAY BARRON
LITTLE BITES
To continue the discussion of based Manafort from the last thread.
http://www.eclecticatbest.com/2014/03/have-lots-of-money-and-want-to-elect.html
Read past the butthurt liberalism of this article, and you realize that Manafort was doing his best to save Ukraine from the civil war that ended up happening.
>several of his former colleagues think that Manafort “truly believed in the now-deposed politician’s capabilities as a leader and doubted that his competitors – widely seen as more pro-western – had more productive aspirations for the country.” In their piece, Burns and Haberman [2014] refer to the Manafort-Yanukovych relationship as a “political love connection” and say the two developed a “real and close relationship.”
>Manafort was “obsessively focused on the race.”
>“There was no hour of the day or night when he was not available to respond to an email.” Another Manafort friend described his drive in this election as “maniacal.” >Apparently the work for Yanukovych was more than simply "another job" to him.
>Manafort … said Thursday that he would not discuss his advice to Yanukovich or how much he is being paid. But Manafort said he believes that the prime minister is an outstanding leader who has been badly misunderstood.
>''The West has not been willing to move beyond the Cold War mentality and to see this man and the outreach that he has extended,' said Manafort,
>Manafort... emphasized that his vision for Ukraine extended far beyond Sunday.
''I am not here just for the election,'' he said. ''I am trying to play a constructive role in developing a democracy. I am helping to build a political party.'' [Levy 2007]
>“Despite the great expectations from the Orange campaign promises of five years ago, the world and the people of Ukraine see that Tymoshenko has failed,” Mr. Manafort said. [Levy 2010]
This guy's even more geopolitically redpilled than I though. He really has seen some shit.
>>72299814
Aw damn, they were bitching out over the Trump gal saying she was equal to men and her colleagues
>>72299851
>>72299817
Arizona is pronounced
Are "eee" Sone A
at least thats how my housekeeper says it.
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/143479429146/and-then-there-were-two
>Hillary Clinton effectively sealed her nomination last night. And Donald Trump almost certainly did the same, winning five states by larger margins than the polls and the pundits expected. Why did Trump exceed expectations? Probably lots of small reasons added together. But I’ll call out a few from the field of persuasion.
>1. Trump’s “lyin’ Ted” linguistic kill shot is working its magic.
>2. The so-called “rigged” nomination process has energized voters against the establishment. (Calling the primary system “rigged” was one of Trump’s best persuasion moves of all time.)
>3. Trump’s dominant win in New York state made him seem inevitable for the first time. Voters like to be on the winning side.
>4. Trump’s “crooked Hillary” and “stamina” linguistic kill shots tell Republican voters that Trump already has a harpoon in Clinton. She’ll bleed out before November. Republicans are warming to the matchup, despite polling that says Clinton beats Trump in a general election.
>5. The “Tale of Two Trumps” story has convinced nearly everyone that Trump modifies his approach to the situation. Trump at a Trump rally is mostly stand-up comedy. Trump in a serious interview is a different character. Trump is completely transparent about his different personas, and people are starting to see it as strategy, not insanity.
>6. Cruz’ approach to winning delegates without winning the popular vote looks smart and effective. But it also makes him look like the lawyer that he is. That’s not a good look.
>7. The weather was agreeable (I think?), and big turnouts are good for Trump.
>8. The hiring of Paul Manafort gives Trump top-shelf credibility as a serious contender. The number of people who believe Trump secretly does not want to win has now dropped to zero. (He wants to win.)
>>72299785
Not with that weed it isn't, you guys went full cuck
Fix it and then we'll see
>>72299809
bantz for days
>>72299780
They'll be crying nonstop when they realize legal spics support the Don.
Like me. :^)
>>72299934
That's the spic way of saying it.
>>72299944
>9. The invulnerability of Trump to every type of civilized attack is hard to ignore. He’s a winner in the process of winning. People like that.
>10. Trump rolled out the “woman card” attack on Clinton. Expect lots of backlash and hollering about sexism. Also expect that 100% of the voting public knows that the “woman card” accusation is a persuasion death blow to Clinton’s campaign. And Trump is the only candidate alive who would dare say it out loud.
>Trump’s “woman card” strategy is weapons-grade persuasion. It is a “high ground” maneuver with an “identity” angle. Either one of those approaches can be a kill shot. But together?
>Holy sh*t.
>I’ve not seen anything like it. The engineering is superb.
>Trump will probably win with men for all the obvious reasons. But winning with women has until lately seemed impossible. So the “woman card” kill shot is aimed at women voters, not men. And what it does is flip the framing, as Trump likes to do.
>Clinton framing: It is time for a woman president.
>Trump framing: Gender is not a job qualification
>I remind you that this is the year 2016. Trump’s message recognizes that gender should not be a hiring criteria. That’s the high ground. You can’t get higher.
>And it gives women an identity choice. Do they pick the leader who says the “woman card” is a qualification for a good job? Or do they pick the leader who has a long record of promoting and mentoring women because he thinks gender should not be a qualification?
>Landslide.
WEAPONS GRADE PERSUASION
>>72299883
Goddamn it I'm never watching at the right time.
Is based Kayleigh on right now?
>>72299773
What if it's Eric? I'm convinced someone in Trump's staff or family browses /pol/ and I have it down to either Eric or Killer Miller
>>72299381
Stay away from that dog, you sicko.
>>72298577
Nah the people of my city just held a raly to support.
>>72299934
Nice place tbhfam.
https://youtu.be/Nf7WKwUpjRc
This is what we're up against. Jump to 5:00 and get angry!
>>72299785
My brother Uber drove so girl from CU yesterday and she said their are 30 year old men wondering around the campus, high as fuck, and no one is doing anything. Just hobo's ever where. She said something about them converting some science degrees to liberal arts degrees, that having a CU degree is going to make you unhireable in the near future.
>>72299697
hahaha i would if this were undergrad, but law school finals are too important
>>72299980
same here familia
>implying I speak spanish
Hello /TrumpGen/! I've got a new video uploading at the moment but I need some help with the name.
Please inspire me. I want this video to be the one that goes viral.
its over. trump got bob knight on his side. when trump wins indiana remember that cruz called it
A F U C K I N G R I N G
F
U
C
K
I
N
G
R
I
N
G
Smug Newt is good Newt.
>>72299934
Spics pronounce it like that.
>>72299092
Way to give Baked Alaska credit you fucking swine
>>72299934
You plains fuckers wouldn't look so sad and boring if you put some color into your buildings instead of using the same Florida cul-de-sac template everyone uses. You're not near any water so why the fuck are you acting like you are?
>>72299997
>I remind you that this is the year 2016
The current year meme turns on its creators.
Based Dilbert Man.
>>72300104
Someone should draw Newt as a literal newt like pepe
>>72298378
Oh fuck
My chest hurts
>>72300079
Good luck m8
>>72300070
WOW i'm drunk
*some girl
*Everywhere
>fiorina singing
jesus christ it's like cruella deville
>>72299034
I wish
>>72300079
What's in it?
>>72300070
>Some Science into Liberal Arts
It's to increase enrollment rate. CU is as scummy as it gets in terms of Universities; stay away.
>>72300033
Makes sense to me
You do know they are basically getting us to teach their computers so that they can eventually become self aware right?
>>72299675
>Don't need to, loans will be paid off in 3 years at this rate at my work.
>>72300174
Cruella de Vil was better.
>>72299769
Those are so similar it's almost an unconcious choice. It's not comparable to "ore-gone"
>>72300229
Why do you think I made those? Fuck making me do their work for free.
Only ever pick the known 3 if there's a 4th correct one, and always pick 4 if there's an obviously similar but wrong one.
FRIENDLY REMINDER
In case anyone still cares, the gag order for the DC Madam lawyer will be officially decided on the 29th. It could have something damaging for Cruz, but also maybe for Clinton.
>>72299780
>Hillary article
>You may also like: A cheap handgun
>>72300012
The Don's children either call him Mr. Trump or father
It's not Eric
>>72298275
AWOOOOO
>>72300061
Assholes!
https://youtu.be/mh78DBIdPtU
>>72300174
I don't wanna here this... dear god
Is... there a link? I'm on mobile and drunk ar the moment .
>>72300218
Well it's an inspirational video about Trump, like most of mine are. I want the title to be related to healing our nation. Maybe I'll just bs some decent name, upload it and see what you guys think.
>>72300012
I'm banking on Eric. Goebbels is actually Jewish; the finger wagging would stop immediately.
>>72300272
Cruz is already dead in the water, I'd prefer Clinton dirt.
>>72300099
Bobby Knight made sure to tell everyone about Rato's fuck up.
>>72299484
we have mods? since when?
>>72300239
Give.me some money
>>72300267
I just can't stand people that call it that.
>>72300226
She said she's going to have to redo 1.5 years of credit just to get CU off her transcript. literally crying in an Uber car that everything she did for the first 2 years of her education is now useless
HILLARY! HILLARY! HILLARY! SAY IT WITH ME! HILLARY! HILLARY! HILLARY!
>>72300141
>>72300239
I want to believe
Seriously though, Clinton will turn into Anita Sarkeesian in the general. instead of racism stuff it's gonna be sexism and feminism panels every single night on MSM.
Since I got on 4chan a bit ago I haven't needed to do a captcha thing. What's up with that?
>>72300012
Imagine if it was Manafort.
>>72298299
thanks news.
your hard work gives me more time for pic related
>>72300421
lurk more
SINGLE DIGIT AND HILLARY IS POTUS!
>>72300375
It's trying to become the next Oregon; funneling all of its money into Sports until some big sponsor funds it all. I've heard their engineering is top 20, but anything else you're fucked.
>>72300423
WHAT IF MANAFORT STARTED THE MOB MEME
>>72300141
6011 0077 3454 9681
Just got myself a pizza, thanks anon
>>72300295
Imagine how Donald would react to seeing this
I feel like he has a strong hatred for those who hurt children
Think he'd give them a taste of what those muggers got a few decades ago. You guys know what I'm talking about
>>72300239
Gibe de monie b0s
>>72300012
Just tweet at him asking if he believes Meme Magic or Kek and if he gives off that he knows what those are then he does.
>>72300061
I told everyone back in January that we should all start taking Bear Mace when we go in case shit gets real
I bet everyone would make a killing buying them in bulk and then selling them to rally goers for a buck or two more than what they cost individually
>>72300239
It's Barron
>>72300174
It was so random and creepy. And the way she cut it off so abruptly, as she had slipped off into American Idolesque psychosis. The lights were on, but no one was home.
Pls clap.
>>72300141
>>72300239
Holy shit could it be...
>>72300314
Good point I forgot about that.
>>72298369
MAGA me please
>>72300141
I-Ivanka??
>>72300141
Wasn't that on cripple /pol/?
>>72300475
AAAAAND HILLARY IS POTUS! TAKE THAT DRUMPFKINS!
>>72300496
>>72300141
i just got a new computer thanks anon
>>72300575
FUCK YOU GET OUT OF MY DRIVE!!!!
Just did it a few minutes ago....
>>72299944
>(Calling the primary system “rigged” was one of Trump’s best persuasion moves of all time
yes, calling them out was a "persuasion move." fuck off dilbert
>>72300566
>>72300174
Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5By5FNb4ldA
>>72300268
This is why Straya is our only Anglo ally
>>72300566
I don't understand why they're running if they're outright eliminated. There's seriously no point.
>>72300423
or Barron
>>72300488
I'm pretty sure Roger Stone has probably stopped in for a look at our shit. I seriously hope Manafort has heard of our memes.
>>72300485
They have to get funding from somewhere, they've pissed off all of metro Denver so much over the years no one will ever vote to increase funding. EVER
>>72300496
>>72300663
>tfw people post credit cards they think they've censored
>they don't realize there's only 3 numbers in that card left to actually guess, the last digit is a checksum
Life wouldn't be the same without idiots desu
>>72300519
I hope he comments on it.
>>72300061
So so wrong. That old man had to be at least 60 and the woman looked even older.
Holy shit did you guys see this? It just popped up on the_donald. Maga Man
Really HIGH ENERGY video. OP of these threads should include this in their next post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f70JI3Hf6-Y&feature=share
>>72298953
Do you even 4chan bro?
>>72300141
That was a fun night.
All hail /Trumpgen/. We've had some good times.
>>72300733
Tweet it at him. Or to Trump.
>>72300141
send us our checks
O_0
>>72300778
Yeah I do, Michael.
>>72300743
wait a minute... that flag
>>72300731
>Barron shitposting
>>72300778
I only collect quality memes.
Also is the site slow & freezing for anyone else?
>>72300786
>/Trumpgen/.
Stop
>>72299529
>mfw my small town gets mentioned on /pol/
>>72300141
>DT Jr. would have been 16 yrs old
>Ivanka would have been 13 yrs old
>Eric would have been 11 yrs old
Who could it be?
>>72300795
I'ma tweet some of them at Roger Stone tomorrow.
Pretty sure they're still friends and he'll pass them on.
Manafort never posts on Twitter. Has an account, but it's basically a dummy.
NEW THREAD
>>72300896
NEW THREAD
>>72300896
NEW THREAD
>>72300896
NEW THREAD
>>72300896
>>72300896
>>72300896
>>72300896
>>72300896
>>72300582
Best Trump
>>72300853
As opposed to what, faggot? /pol/?
>>72300848
Yeah. It's been getting really bad.
>>72300814
Gee fucking whiz oh no you got me. Guess I'll have to go hide among the 4.3 million other Michaels in the US alone. Should I also tell you my last name, James? Oh boy, almost 3,000 of those around.
>>72300873
>Gee whiz a billionaire's kid has a bank account?
>>72300496
>>72300141
>it's legit
AW SHIT NIGGA
>>72300752
Yeah, and her grand-kids got sprayed as well.
>>72300757
That's fantastic but that MGS thing at the very end kind of kills it
>>72300140
Behold /pol/, Gingrich reading the election results post nov 8
>>72300757
Nice
>>72301001
We'll fight on the same side this time based Japan
>>72300141
>date is wrong
>filename is saved
pls stop
>>72301001
Just saw that video as well. This has gone too far.
>>72301358
Daily reminder they're also commies.
>>72301518
Who side with Islam over their own country.
>>72300293
AYUUUUUGE
>>72300731
>>72300848
Little posts son!
