>Anon! How are you? It's beautiful to finally meet you, so tell me, what do you want to talk about?
>>72290692
Yo Big Don, can I suck your dick? I promise I won't tell Melania bro. C'mon.
>>72290692
How do I get a qt gf, Mr. Trump?
>>72290692
Mr. Trump,
During the hysteria re: the San Bernardino iPhone, you implied that you are radically opposed to encryption technology. This is a very important issue, and I would appreciate it if you would speak to your technical consultant about the inescapability of its existence in our modern era and the futility of fighting it.
Thank you for your time.
Will you surgically graft me into an A-10C Warthog and feed me a nutrient slurry of ground burgers and adderall so I can work round the clock to eradicated radical islamic terrorism please Mr President?
>>72290692
Mr. Trump, I think you're an example for everyone. You're a very successful man with a beautiful family, I really want to become like you.
The Jews, of course.
>>72290692
Have you heard the good word of L.F.T.Rs today?
Ok get out the whiteboard and show me how you are gonna finish this
>>72290692
When Shillary tries to use your statements about torture against you, remind her that her husband's CIA started the black site and rendition programs.
Our jewish "problem"
>mfw I've had literal dreams of this moment and it kinda like in the 1984 movie when Winston smith and that inner party guy are talking in the golden country
>>72290692
We are ready to mobilize a strike team against George Soros. All we need is for you to give the order.
Hey boss Patriot Pat and Smiling Sam here, keep up the good bantz.
>>72290692
we're ready to roll President Trump. We don't ask for victory or many years prosperity. For we know the state of our ship, only once more a chance to climb the riggins and set the sails.
tell us grand monarch, what next?
>>72290692
Can you make my country great as well?
>>72290692
What I was called here to talk about Mr. President: how can I help Americr?
>>72290692
Hire my sister. She is college educated and works hard and is red-pilled and nobody will touch her because she has been unemployed for years.
>>72292912
That's impossible
I had a dream that I met Trump and asked him for a selfie and I kept fucking it up and he seemed to be getting more and more impatient but always kept smiling and telling me to take another to show to my friends.
I kinda feel like he'd do this in real life too.
>>72290692
Mr.President,
My forces are stationed in Arizona. They are mobilized for a full invasion and equipped to occupy all of the baja peninsula. All I need is your word.
>>72290692
>what anime have you been watching lately?
>>72290793
First post gay post
>>72290692
I've compiled a list of some very financially powerful but anti-American people and a list of their liquid and solid assets.
I don't know of their connections to the federal government besides them bribing a ton of politicians by moving money through fake unions to their bank accounts.
I only need the word, and we can freeze their assets and watch the economic effects to determine their loyalty. The traitors will be dealt with accordingly.
>>72290692
What if
Here me out on this
This is a crazy great idea
What if instead of a
This is great
It's going to blow you away
What if instead of a wall, we built a canal?
DADDY!!!
I think we could make america great again by deporting all women and starting over
also get rid of niggers please
>>72290692
WHERE IS MY GOVERNMENT ISSUE ARYAN GF MR PRESIDENT!!!!
>>72296823
They don't call 'em wetbacks for nothin'.
>>72296953
What if we built a wall AND a canal? With sharks
>>72290692
May I please see your company's financial statements so that it can be verified that your organization is both stable and growing?
>>72290793
>not asking him to bend you over his desk and fuck your boipucci while you stare out his $1 billion view
>>72290692
I'm here to sell you office calendars in bulk, because you clearly don't know what year it is.
where da hoes at
>>72297012
You could put sharks in the Rio Grande
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE!
My dad said if he ever got to ask Trump a question he would ask "When you're on your death bed would you have any regrets?"
>>72297318
fucking KEK
>>72299152
He would say no.
Nice question
>tfw wouldn't know what to say
