United Stains of America.
This is Bob Burgerstains, when Bob is taking a stroll and doing some shopping the fellow Americans that pass him by nod respectfully towards him and smile and he responds in kind.
They do this to show him the respect he deserves, for pooping your pants is deeply rooted in American culture and is the sure sign of a patriot and hard worker.
Pooping your pants show that you live a busy american life style, Bob is too busy living the american dream and grabbing life by the horns to have time for the loo.
As the Americans say, " if you gotta go you gotta go "
Look at this man, how proudly and patriotic his stance is. This is the kind of stance that radiates a " Yes I am american, yes I pooped my pants, yes I am proud of it. Deal with it! " attitude.
When other americans see the burgerstains on his pants they will know he is a true american, too busy for silly loo's. He got his hands full living the american dream and he is not going to let a little bit of poop slow him down.
>>72279934
The picture is about the size of your third world country.
I have plenty of American friends, and when I asked them about the pants pooping in american culture they suddenly became very defensive, claiming it is perfectly normal and acceptable to poop in your pants if you are too busy to find a loo at the moment, plus you can always clean up later. " If you gotta go you gotta go they said ".
I have had this discussion with at least 4 americans and they all find this socially acceptable.
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>>72279997
>projecting this hard
In America, pooping your pants is so common and naturalized that manufacturers have started to make adult diapers in " sexy models ".
The american on the picture shows a lot of class and intelligence by both pooping in her pants just like american culture dictates, but also saving her pants by wearing an adult diaper.
She even chose a sexy style adult diaper and makes sure to show it off to entice american males in the vicinity.
Very impressive.
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>>72279997
What's the matter britcuck, are full sized images now classified as weapons where you live?
Look at this lady. She pretended to drop something just so she could bend over and proudly display her burgerstains.
Impressed fellow americans nearby will now know that she is a true patriot and american. She is empowered, her head held high and with poop in her pants.
She is a strong american woman and she does not have no time for silly loo's. She's got life by the horns and she is not letting go for anything.
>>72279934
>tfw fellow Bong saves the thumbnail
>Why exactly do americans shit in their pants?
To understand the answer to this question you need to first understand american culture. In american culture pooping your pants is a sure way to come off as somebody patriotic and hard working.
By pooping your pants you show that you are too busy living the american dream, too busy grabbing life by the horns to worry about silly loo's and poop.
They wear the burgerstain on their pants like a war veteran wears the medal on his chest, with great pride.
>he doesn't have a pair of designated shitting shorts
no matter how much i wipe, I can't get it all
The burgerstain epidemic needs to be discussed in order for us to put it in it's proper context in american culture. There are so many questions to answer.
>>72279934
>thumbnails
>>>/b/
>>72279989
Top fucking kek
>>72280092
Obviously she's from \soc\
>British Indians trying to defend their homeland through poor countermemery
I'll give you >burgerstains
that one's pretty funny
>>72279989
Hehe
This is Pajeet Subramanian. Unlike Bob Burgerstains he has the good sense to drop his trousers before going for a poo.
Bob Burgerstains merely strains and squirts out a hot greasy stream of shit down his legs and onto the back of his underwear.
This begs the eternal question - are Indians more human than Americans?
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>>72280313
Why the fuck are your pics so small cuck
There's no greater freedom in the world than being able to soil yourself while shopping for duck dynasty mugs.
When will the American government give out mandatory adult diapers to every last citizen?
What will happen should America run out of designated shitting shorts?
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>>72280708
Reposting the Swedes shitposts I see. What an unoriginal cuck
>>72279934
Some guy posted here once that Americans do indeed shit themselves in convenience because in big supermarkets or whatever, they can just dispose of their soiled clothing, buy new pants and undies, shower in the public restrooms and be on their way
>>72281487
I would worry less about the shit in my posts and worry more about the shit streaming out of your ass and into the seat of your pants, Burgerstain.
For how much longer are you going to compromise the sanitation and health of your countrymen by releasing your brown trout into the wild and not into the toilet?
>>72280273
Me either brother. Endless burger remnants
>>72280273
Washlet. Stop digging at your asshole with a paper-wrapped hand, it's the current year..
>>72281590
Is there a viler and more abominable disregard for cleanliness than the environment than this despicable habit?
An Indian drops his trousers and takes a shit much like an animal, whereas an American in his natural disregard for natural resources destroys perfectly good clothing by taking a shit into them.
How will we ever end the Yank Stank, Singabro?
>>72281823
For a country that couldn't get India to poo in the loo, you sure are critical of the fecal habits of others.
>>72282315
We took all the Indians who could poo in the loo and brought them to England.
>>72282390
This kills the white Brits
>>72282542
No - we merely improved them.
>>72282701
"Mixing poo into this milk will improve it!"
>>72282845
That picture is photoshopped.
It is not the Indians who are a blight on our society here - it is Pakistanis and other islamic riff raff.
>>72282701
And her face reminds me of bottom left here.
>>72282992
Good thing you prosecute them when they commit crimes.
>>72283236
>In the United States in 2005, 37,460 white females were sexually assaulted or raped by a black man, while between zero and ten black females were sexually assaulted or raped by a white man.
Best sort your nig problem out first, Burgerstain.
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>>72283236
i like japs
>>72283677
Good flag identification skills.
>>72283761
Nice proxy skills
>>72283910
Ah, getting mad, so you stoop to that, eh?
Here you go. Now what's your next move, calling me a
A - Teacher
B - Weeb
C - Marine
D - Student
It's none of the above, Now what's next? A Hiroshima joke? That would be very British of you, sputtering a tube alloy argument to latch onto an American job. But I'm guessing you're the kind of classy guy to go with a quake or tsunami joke. Let's see.
>>72283910
Dunkirk'ed the fuck out of his own thread.
