Guess it's just Poland and Estonia.
Good luck to the rest of you on Russia's border. If you'd like an example of how much America will care, look to Ukraine.
>>72278582
We are working on it.
For our efforts, 'murica has already sent us a destroyer and a pair of F22s.
>>72278910
Okay, Lithuania can be added to the list.
>>72279010
We hiked our military spending like crazy, we reinstated conscription, forming another brigade sized unit, bought 16 Panzerhaubitzes, already planned to buy like 96 Boxer AFVs, plans to purchase Norwegian NASAMS (ground-based AMRAAM) and planning a joint purchase with other Baltic countries of tactical ballistic missiles (ATACMS, I think).
German military industrial complex is more than happy to see more €uroshekels coming from Baltics.
>>72279992
Still requires Poland to patrol your skies. Fucking get some planes already.
>>72278582
That's from 2014 when we still had the cucked government. Fixed it for you.
This is our defense minister now.
>>72282220
We love you Poland.
Your are consistently one of the most based countries in Europe.
>>72282860
Thanks best ally.
We're also making these now.
and these
>>72281124
Didn't you get your MiGs from East Germans for free?
and this little guy
these remove all kebab
we also have hippos
>Be NZ
>Spend 1% of GDP on Defense
>no one except Australia complains
feels good desu senpai.
>>72282971
Poland is actually making these? fantastic!!
just in case some kebab left
>>72283188
>Magpul Masada and Tavor clones.
these we ride to the church
>>72282971
Wow, I didn't even know. Also
>>72278582
is it true? I thought we have no real army.
>>72283290
Ask a burger about our Beryl, it's from the same factory.
>>72283290
Masada was a very good rifle, it's nice that it got a production clone. Two, counting this one.
>>72283188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-4G1Bo_jgA
>Greece is increasing its defence budget
>>72278582
>that increase this year.
Greece is like.
WE'RE TAKING BACK CONSTANTINOPLE WITH THE AID OF RUSSIA. BYZANTIUM RISES.
>>72283612
>yfw Greece is a better ally to the US than Netherlands.
>>72283290
Why so grumpy?
>>72283746
I don't blame our government considering you backstabbed us in Bosnia.
They should have left NATO then as they planned to.
>>72282220
kek
this is kinda actually quite possible desu
and that's even better
>>72283497
Most Poles don't realize how paranoid we are. We're constantly comparing our army to the Russian one and going "OMG IT'S SO TINY", but if we compare to countries of similar size it's pretty damn good.
>>72283825
Netherlands brought their own country to court. You basically charged yourselves. Anyways, blame Clinton for what happened in Bosnia. Fuck him anyways.
>>72283933
Ok, but weapons and tanks aren't everything. Do we have any experienced troops? (My knowledge in this topic is really small.)
>>72282991
Daddy likey
>>72283022
gives me that Jurassic Park 2 feel
the only way these could be cooler is if the passenger seat extended out
>>72284370
Did you notice the cute little skull at the front?
>>72284277
That's where we come in.
But I would suggest any Polish citizen if possible to buy a gun. Say you want one because you are interested in sport shooting.
>>72283578
hnng
>>72284277
I've trained with your troops, they are very professional and a good group. They were willing to learn what we had to teach, and we learned from them as well. It was a very beneficial meeting last time I went to east Europe.
>>72284567
>But I would suggest any Polish citizen if possible to buy a gun. Say you want one because you are interested in sport shooting.
We can get black powder weapons, any and without giving any reason, just for lulz if you want.
And there is a massive push for changing the retarded laws about normal guns we have here.
>>72284277
Again - compared to who?
Everyone was complaining the same as now before we went to Iraq and our troops did really well there.
>>72283578
Fuck, that is beautiful.
>>72284785
Lol black powder guns are just silly though.
As long as you make sure people who get guns are strictly screened, it should be good. I hope you are one day able to enjoy the awesome guns you make.
And really, Poland would benefit from something like the swiss do, where people have some military training with weapons.
>>72284728
You're getting there Australia, you are currently at 1.8 and will surpass 2.0 in the next year. It disappoints me that we could afford what you're doing, but much rather leech off the US and create a larger welfare state.
>>72284567
I would, but the costs are way to high right now. Not for the gun itself, but the paperwork.
More and more people are demanding easier access to guns, so crossing my fingers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-4G1Bo_jgA
>>72284728
M8, you're a fucking continent.
>>72284825
The eternal Russkie has more military hardware in Kaliningrad alone than the rest NATO members bordering the Baltic Sea combined.
Who knows what will happen when the piss hits the Putin's brain.
>>72285104
>And really, Poland would benefit from something like the swiss do, where people have some military training with weapons.
That would be great but we just dropped conscription several years ago for professional service.
We are too big and too poor for Swiss model (even through that would be sweet).
Just make the law not-retarded, institute some kind of test and screening like for drivers license and you should be golden I think.
wrong vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-psK_Ee4vU
>>72285177
You leafs don't pay your fair share either. How does it feel that Poland does more to protect the world than you do?
>>72285177
Yes, hopefully once dudeweedlmao fucks off you will spend some more shekels.
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/australian-submarines-france-wins-50bn-contract/news-story/986ee35387c768a0c401f3edc97c5402
$50bn spent yesterday on new submarines, based on new French Barracuda-class.
>>72285319
America is moving a armored division to the Russian border. Putin is not happy about it.
>>72285392
I never understood much why Poland has such problems with poverty. Don't you have good schools and some good industries?
What needs to be done to help the economy of Poland?
>>72285480
we actually feel threatened, they are your hat
If push came to shove you would just flood them with soldiers for strategic reasons, and they would be safe.
Pragmatism at its finest.
All the dick waving military hardware is nice to have, but really American, French, and British nukes save us from a Russian invasion.
>>72285659
You need to lock up our leaders in very small room and gas them all. And those ones who will come on their place (just to be sure).
>>72285696
That's true. Unfortunately they know that and feel like they do not need to pay their fair share. They just assume we will save them.
>>72285659
>I never understood much why Poland has such problems with poverty. Don't you have good schools and some good industries?
Communism, also EU is pumping money, but all capital stays German/French/British/even Spanish
We were supposed to get rich when Ukraine joins EU, and we would buy out their capital ... lucky us
>What needs to be done to help the economy of Poland?
Massive rework of tax and economic laws, starting a business from zero as a Pole is comparable to gnawing your limb off with your teeth.
>>72285480
Okay? And I do more to protect the world than you because I actually serve. We still pay way more than Poland, but not enough when compared to our overall GDP. I also just displayed my contempt to the fact we don't pay our fair share.
>>72285319
Doesn't matter, all of that would get scrapped almost instantly, we fully control the Baltic Sea.
It's the ground troops + air that we need to worry about.
Still, Poland alone has 1 soldier per 7 Russian ones, that's not terrible odds, together we can definitely hold our ground, but that all depend on which countries will bitch out. Poland will obviously fight, cause we're fucking Pollacks.
>>72285878
>They just assume we will save them
You would, protecting them is in Your best interest, and that sadly means they can skip on defence
>>72285949
Sorry leaf. You're right. You're one of the good ones. It's unfortunate what is happening in Canada with Trudeau but I suspect there will be a backlash soon.
>>72285696
Canada has always done this, before every war. We would leach off of Britain and now America. Then shit would hit the fan and we would go into overdrive. We once had one of the largest navies and air force and then Trudeau one came along.
>>72285548
Which one?
Perhaps it's a brigade spread around the region, each country getting a battalion for military exercises (currently happening in Poland, because they have space).
Last time I checked, USA and Germany objected permanent NATO base in Poland which would have been a serious step.
>IMPLYING CANADA SPENDS 1% ANYMORE
Pic related gets more scary when you put it into context:
>Canada's military spending is 1% of its GDP
>Canada's GDP is 1.827 Trillion
>Military spending is 18.2 Billion
>Proposed Budget cut for 2017-2018 is 1.319 Billion
Literally cutting a 14th off the budget in a single fell swoop. Never mind the 90 million cut the year before.
But somehow we have the money to blow 300 million on:
>expand intake of Syrian refugees
>reduce application time of Syrian refugees
>admit more Syrian refugees as permanent residents
>>72278582
Jesus christ Canada spends about as much as poor as fuck shitholes.
Fuck this country.
>>72285659
We don't. We're not poor, we're just not rich.
Communism sucked us dry, we only had 25 years to rebuild the country and we did a damn good job, considering all the thieving traitor governments.
>>72286160
At least individual quality of your soldier was top notch when shit hit the fan. We have that in common.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1awwAgU_t8
>>72278582
We will get to those 2% by 2018. Cut us some slack..
>>72286094
It's okay Stars, we're still bros. Hopefully there will be.
>>72286160
It's true, Canada has always came in when it matter. And Australia too, for whatever reason.
>>72286225
fuggg
>>72285964
>but that all depend on which countries will bitch out.
I would hope America wouldn't.
We have many Polish here as well and I think it would be important to us to stop any Russian shenanigans.
>>72286222
http://www.wsj.com/articles/pentagon-readies-more-robust-u-s-military-presence-in-eastern-europe-1459324801
>>72282971
Pretty cool.
>>72283764
haha.
Poland is based.
>>72286304
its based on gdp, our gdp is higher than shithole countries like russia and australia
>>72286693
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/03/30/pentagon-reportedly-lays-out-plan-for-increased-us-presence-in-eastern-europe.html
>>72286724
It is, and the fact that 'shithole countries' are spending as much as you is pathetic.
>>72285964
But do you actually have anti-ship missiles?
You just couldn't shoot a frigate with a tank.
Kaliningrad is full of modern Iskander tactical ballistic missiles and S-400 anti-air, Bastion anti-ship complexes.
Forget the meat, it's the technology that truly matters.
We have to invest is high-end missiles to at least hoping to prevent the eternal Russkie taking control of whole Baltic region in 2 days.
>>72278582
>implying a Russian invasion is bad.
>>72286792
i know brah
dont worry we will make up for it with our private stashes of svts and sks's, when the shitskins start invading we will hand them out on the border to any white/pink skinned american, assuming you are not all spics by then
US currently has 1,429,036 active duty military of which 1,225,947 are males.
Given that total US circumcision rate is 81 percent, and the average cost of a routine neonatal circumcision is $285 per operation.
This means that the cost to circumcise all active duty military personnel in the USA today amounts to $283,009,845. roughly the cost of a single F-22 Raptor Fighter Jet.
Would you like to know more?
>>72287371
Interesting please continue.
>>72286369
The Devil's Brigade was so fucking based.
But overall Canadian soldiers will endure as always when a Liberal government comes along.
>>72287371
Yes, also tell us what's a cost of war with emus?
>>72287800
You are funny man, did you think that up all by yourself?
>>72287800
Australia is just butthurt because we fucked their women during ww2.
>>72288104
Yes, I'm glad you appreciate my joke!
>>72288415
With your circumcised dicks? not likely, most women do not prefer them other than idiotic fat American women.
>>72286971
>You just couldn't shoot a frigate with a tank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT2UnyUxkyQ
croatian tank shoots a gunboat,and gets a naval victory
>>72285964
>>72283022
>>72283087
>>72283157
Your ID matches your flag!
I'm happy for my polish relatives. Arm up!
>>72278582
Why will there be a russian invasion exactly? Will my motherland Poland be destroyed again? Was the migrant crisis planned only to replenish the pop after all the casualties?
>>72288741
watching you.
>>72289058
history repeats itself.
>>72286381
That's a great .gif
>>72278582
How accurate is that graph even?
There are some countries on that graph that DO spend over 2% of their GDP on military expenditures, but the graph shows that they don't.
And in general he numbers the graph shows is just wrong.
>>72291018
Source?
>>72291138
Google the military expenditure by GDP of countries like France, Turkey and Italy. Those are the countries I immediately spotted with wrong statistics
France and Turkey are above 2%.
The graph show Italy closer to 1% while it's really 1.5% (albeit still falling)
Given how the graph got three big countries wrong, I wouldn't be surprised if there were other countries with wrong numbers.
