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>FULL TRANSCRIPT OF TRUMP FOREIGN POLICY SPEECH
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-foreign-policy-speech
>Donald Trump: 'False Song of Globalism'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2QmClRt9AQ
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 951/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cheater and the Eater): 718 (566 & 152)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>FOREIGN POLICY SPEECH 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8RqLN3Qao
>Acela Primary Victory Speech 4/26/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N5SRESaRUc
>Rally Wilkes-Barre, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiVMhr4uFQ
INTERVIEWS
>Trump with Chris Cuomo on New Day CNN 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_qEnSTcXnU
>Trump on Morning Joe 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90YgzABZfBw
>Trump on Fox and Friends 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1gX5dJHAX0
ENTERTAINMENT
>Diamond & Silk Celebrate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiK2McH4yOI
>Based E.T. Williams Celebrates the Trump Sweep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE85Hg02aUY
>CNN's Van Jones BTFO
https://youtu.be/_XyurZY7v3k
>Killing Monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
>Crud refers to a hoop as “Basketball Ring”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziJsEEnd2D0
>Colludin’ Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrUWL9w-Jw
>Trump: Little Bites!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
>>72259528
Awoo
Trump just got so much more ammo
>Ted is a lot of fun
awooooo
MEANWHILE ON INFOWARS
>Ted is fun
>you're a basketball state, right?
ewwwwwwwwww
>6 days until Indiana
>13 days until Nebraska, West Virginia
>20 days until Oregon
>27 days until Washington
>41 days until the Final Five
>48 days until trump's 70th birthday
>85 days until the GOP Nomination
>195 days until the general election
Carly is a fucking basketcase.
Cruz confirmed for gambling addict.
The amount of libshit/Cruz shilling on the car radio is really pissing me off
>haha trump doesnt know what foreign policy is haha mexico is gonna build a wall?? XDDD ALL WOMEN HATE TRUMP trump will LITERALLY kill all minorities as president
I fucking hate this state
>LE BASKETBALL REFERENCES
Where were you when the Ted Cruz campaign turned into an acid trip?
Ted is a degenerate gambler!!
Was the magic manlet at Cruz's speech?
>>72259669
what does alex think of trump exposing the globalists?
Wait....was Carly singing?
If i didn't know better, I'd think I was watching a well-casted SNL skit without a laugh track. Maybe something like Arrested Development or something. This is late-night comedy fodder. SNL would be crazy NOT to make fun of this later this week.
Trump doesnt have a chance anymore
Cruz/Fiorina will steamroll in California and Indiana
>MSNBC still showing last night's victories
>Trump's shit-eating grin popping up every 15 seconds below this entire Cruz/Fiorina bit
top kek
>>72259528
THANKS FOR THE MAGA!!
goddamn I missed the cringe fest everyone is posting about. how can I watch this guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDqw1grCB_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDqw1grCB_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDqw1grCB_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDqw1grCB_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDqw1grCB_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDqw1grCB_k
>>72255731
I'm thinking even more
2008 ended 42% - 35% but a 158 to 12 with 3 unbound or something ridiculous. with a 49-20 in the polls I wouldn't be surprised by a red tide.
>it's a singing episode
ANONS, WHAT AM I WATCHING RIGHT NOW?
THIS IS INSANITY
CRUZ IS FINISHED
>>72259764
Is that the Turkish guy who beats people up?
>>72259767
Yea, that was weird as fuck.
Do you guys think Trump will anounce his running mate soon because of the desperate Cruz ploy? Please god do not let it be Christie
>>72259764
HOLY SHIT IS THAT YEB BEHIND HIM?
>>72259817
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
>>72259765
He hasn't said anything yet as far as I know but I've been switching streams.
>>72259775
t. Pro Butterboy
I can't wait to hear The Dons bantz after this.
How can Americans continue to support someone who has proven that they will violate the civil rights of Muslims? It is just racist and pathetic.
What the fuck is she even talking about?
I cant stand listening to this bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5Sa2Yq-2g
TED CRUZ CAMPAIGN THEME
>>72259826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc55BAbvCFA
Jeb has much a chance as Ted.
Will Jeb announce his VP pick?
I love the meme about "Trump has hired lobbyists in his campaign."
Uh, those are people Trump hired to do a job. Trump is the boss in that situation.
Most lobbyists are paid by 3rd parties to influence candidates. Someone seeking to buy influence is the boss of the lobbyist. That is completely the opposite of what Trump is doing here.
Cruz campaign trying to make something out of that is like calling a rooster a duck.
>>72259847
No. Anouncing your running mate before becoming the nominee has historically been seen as an act of desperation.
Jesus christ.
>all this fucking material for YCSTT to work with
>>72259528
THIS IS ANNNNNNNNNNEXATION
This should be sad it's so pathetic, but I have no sympathy for Rato.
POST YFW CRUZ'S NUMBERS PLUMMET AFTER THIS
Ted won Iowa. It's over for Trump.
god no, please stop before you make it worse, carly
Guys I need help how crazy is Cruz right now?
>>72259658
Had to mute singing Fiorina, my dog is awooooing
GET THIS ALL OVER TWITTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2lDIHyqo7Q
>Cruz, a loser, picks his VP while losing badly
>picks this massive anti-American RINO
doesn't this retard know how much Californians despite Fiorina? he just fucking sunk his campaign even further--I mean--how low can his campaign even sink at this point? California and NJ are guaranteed to give Trump over 200 delegates, why is this jackass even bothering... political career is over
>>72260016
off-the-scale. He should be committed.
>"We will no longer surrender this country, or its people, to the false song of globalism. The nation-state remains the true foundation of happiness and harmony."
kek is truly with us, lads
>>72259921
kekked
who else here is a cruzmissle now?
>>72259602
Fucking brit squid
>>72259991
>CARLY TALKING ABOUT DIGNITY
>>72259977
This
I hope his mind is racing with ideas right now
so much cringe
why is there even a shirt for sale that says "i stand with israel"?
>>72259850
thanks m80
>people are disconnected from their face
literally who gives a shit about this bitch running for a candidate who is mathmatically out of the race? beyond pathetic.
oh yeah..
>THAT FACE, LOOK AT THAT FACE!
>>72259849
Jeb! & Köksal Baba. He truly is the ultimate meme magician.
She shakes like a fucking 80-year old with Parkinson's
COMFY REMINDER:
TRUMP ON WITH GRETA VAN SUSTEREN, FAUX NEWS CHANNEL, IN 2 HOURS: 7:00 P.M. EST/6:00 CST
THIS IS A *LIVE* TOWN HALL FOR THE FULL HOUR, FROM THE HILBERT CIRCLE THEATRE IN INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA
THE DON WILL ALSO TAKE QUESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE
GET READY TO MAGA!! RATO AND HIS LITTLE HEWLITT-PACKARD FAILURE ABOUT TO BE BTFO
>>72260103
not a problem
>>72259997
>100% of republicans haven't voted for Trump in a 10+ candidate race
TRUMP ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>72259826
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECT TO THE RATO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO5y2O_hv3I
>>72260096
GREATEST
>>72260067
ALL OF US
CHANGE THREAD TITLE TO CRUZ GENERAL
>mfw this song isn't on the trump playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IStlBOX9F4o
guys, can u name my pet frog?
he will grow up to look like this. must be a trump themed name.
SAVAGE IS ON HE TALKING ABOUT CRUZ
http://tunein.com/radio/The-Savage-Nation-p20626/
>>72260045
Awoo with him!
>>72260016
Fucking psychotic.
The desperation has reached new levels. The only way things could be worse, or better in a way, is if Yeb! was his VP instead of the Hawk.
Trump rally in 1 (one) hour
>>72260067
I just dumped a cruzmissle in the toilet, does that count?
>>72260148
no. Rato gets no respect.
>>72260172
The Wall
>This entire speech
Trump doesn't even have to try, everyone else does it for him
>>72260190
thank god this bitch is boring me to tears
>>72260162
shut up, reddit
Coulter with the bantz
>>72260172
Trumpy
Donald Jr. Jr.
NEVER FORGET LUCENT
>>72260172
I have the same one anon
if you got a baby female, it will not turn out like that
>>72260172
awoo if you don't mind people thinking you have autism
>>72260172
Maga
>>72260045
Poor pupper
>>72259977
He's too busy making an entire episode based on the rape from last night
It'll be in the second to next episode though I would think
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Can't you guys see it?
They're trying to TRICK PEOPLE
They're staging this like it's a fucking victory speech and talking as if Cruz already has the nomination
They're trying to trick people who don't pay attention into thinking that the race is already over
REEEEEEEE FUCKING RATO
>>72260172
TRUMP TOAD
>>72260172
Krispy Kreme
>>72260178
She bays, it's a horrifying sound if you don't hunt
Wow, God's chosen candidate
>>72260172
Donald J Kek
GET THIS TO TRUMP'S CREW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2lDIHyqo7Q
Based Barbara Boxer (for once)
>>72260172
Dunwald Krump Esq.
Look at that kid when the people is clapping xDD
It's so low energy.
Look how he moves the flag.
>>72260172
Carly
>>72260190
Can't wait to see what he has to say on this.
>>72260262
You can always count on Ann
guys, did I time travel to Saturday
it feels like I'm watching an SNL skit
>>72260307
this
plus krispy supported don first
Carly is talking about power abuse. The ironing.
>>72260172
McPEPE
>>72260289
it won't work. Voters are as engaged or more engaged than in 2008. People will find out the truth.
>Ted Cruz is a principled man of character
>he's proven it throughout his campaign
Too much Lyin' for me.
Stream off
Holy shit there's a talking horse on TV
>>72260307
Krisp Krispy is fucking based as fuck and you know it
>>72260381
No Cruz just lost it after last night
>>72260352
His mom probably forced him to go.
>>72260289
Yea, it's pretty sad.
>>72260352
they payed him like 10 dollars anon
that does not buy much energy
>>72260289
And yet in one week t won't matter because they will lose Indiana and Trump will be on his way to win 1237 or more...
>>72260172
barron my boy
It's over.
Ted's campaign is over.
>>72260163
>3 of Cash's top 5 songs are covers
>The man literally recorded 80 songs in 6 months before his death because his wife June told him to not stop making music just because she had passed
Truly one of the greatest American's to ever live
no, seriously, Fiorina is despised in California, she has favorable ratings in the fucking gutter, did Rato concede defeat in California already? that's easily 200+ delegates for Trump with NJ + Cali
this shit is over, much ado about nothing
Trump makes one of the best policy speeches ever today
Cruz counters with this cringe fest
>>72260289
I heard Trump is dropping out, change your vote to Cruz.
>>72260172
Carl Icahn
>>72259528
Carly is a way better speAker than Ted, desu
Get #CreepyCarly trending.
What is his plan? Why did he do this?
Recap of last night
>TRUMP PASSES ROMNEY’S POPULAR VOTE TOTAL
>ON TRACK TO BE THE MOST VOTED FOR REPUBLICAN IN GOP HISTORY
>DO WE LOVE OUR VOTERS?!
>PA 58%
>DE 60.8%
>CT 57.7%
>MD 55.5%
>RI 63.8%
>WON EVERY COUNTY
>ONLY NEEDS 46% OF REMAINING DELEGATES
>Trump speech
>>Said only thing Hillary had going for her was “the woman card”
>>Thought Cruz’s speech would be a concession speech
>>called Kasich’s vetting of VP candidates “a waste of time”
>>said he reads people’s replies to his tweets
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Mika based as usual
>Trump receives more votes in Baltimore than BLM mayoral candidate
>Cruz apologizes for calling hoop a “basketball ring”
Afternoon
>Half of Americans believe the primaries are rigged
>Rick Scott says it’s time for Never Trump to end
>Foreign Policy speech
>>American people and American security first
>>Promote stability not nation building
5 main weaknesses in our foreign policy
>1. Resources are overextended
>2. Allies are not paying their fair share
>3. Friends are beginning to think they can’t depend on us
>4. Our rivals no longer respect us
>5. No coherent foreign policy
>>If Obama’s goal was to weaken America he couldn’t have done a better job
5 Goals
>1. Need to contain ISIS and radical Islam
>2. Rebuild military and economy
>3. Put America first through economic and immigration reforms
>4. Treat veterans really really well
>5. Foreign policy based on best interest of American business
>>Military dominance must be unquestioned
>>ISIS days are numbered
>>Wants to promote Western values
>>”We will no longer surrender our country or its people to the false song of globalism”
>Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8RqLN3Qao
>Cruz mistakes Carly Fiorina for 400 delegates
>Her real name is Carlton Fiorina
>Eric tweets This is truly one of the greatest acts of desperation I have ever seen. #Cruz #GraspingatStraws
Tonight
>Rally /w Bobby Knight 6pm EST
>Greta townhall 7pm EST
Sup Ameribros
This cheered me up a lot
Well done!
>>72260450
dat pic
>>72260482
Mah emperor
>yfw Cruz's campaign is imploding before your eyes, like the rest of them
>>72260063
Donald Truly is the Savior.
OH MY GOD
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHE'S JUST RAMBLING
>Get creamed in 5 states
>Announce a VP
Cruz is delusional.
>>72260413
Couldnt listen for the same reason I dont watch Shrillary. Same fucking voice and cadence.
All this God talk. You guys really believe that or is it just the crazies?
>>72260172
PEPE
>>72260601
Looking presidential is good for convincing unbound delegates and state convention leaders.
>it works for Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump
>but it doesn't work for the rest of us
>us
Bitch you're worth hundreds of millions and used crony capitalism in Lucent and HP.
Don't rope yourself in with the rest of America.
At least Trump doesn't lie about his wealth and willingness to take advantage of the system.
>>72260438
MAGASHOPPER!! HIGH ENERGY HERE
Could I trouble you to make one more shop of Mark Levin, with a MAGA cap and a pacifier in his mouth?
I will be indebted to you!
MAGA!
THE PRIESTHOOD RISES
>>72260667
THIS TO BE HONEST FAMILY
>>72260646
He wants the female votes he is the YEB!
>Bernie Sanders is laying off hundreds of campaign workers
wew lad
>>72260646
i know right
its just feels so surreal
>>72260595
What if it backfires and baginas cry "SEXISM"
she was paid quite a bit for this if you don't remember
>>72260646
hes trying to change the media narrative probably. unfortunately for him, everybody is shitting on him
>>72260605
You're one of my favourite posters. Great job.
>>72260501
He's hoping certain rural congressional districts stay with him anyways and he gets some delegates that way
That was a great speech. I used to be a huge Trump supporter, but now I am a #HorseFucker.
>>72260658
the nutcases, Cruz pays pastors off to claim God won't save them for the upcoming judgement day if they vote for Trump
not joking
>>72260750
This is the best week ever.
>>72260620
He had to stoop as low as a woman VP. Kek. What a cuck. Also, WHY IS KASICH STILL THERE? The guy is literally autistic.
Wolf Blitzer literally stumbling a little over his lines because he's struggling not to chuckle.
>Ted introduces Carly
>music plays
>Ted fucks off
>Carly speaks
>Carly introduces Ted
>music plays
What are they doing
>>72260413
Yeah no way would a principled conservative pick Fiorina. Who the fuck is she but some bitch who fails at leading companies?
I wonder what Kasich is eating while watching this
Who even likes Fiorina?
Is this going to help him at all?
>>72260777
PRAISE BE
>tfw the writers are rehashing plot lines and just did a retread of McCain/Palin
We need to move onto the endgame already.
ted is a mess
>literally nobody is buying this
You coulda left with your dignity Ted
Seriously fucking hope he loses a primary nomination contest in Texas now
>>72260859
Tag Teaming
>>72259885
t. Nigel Mohammad Akbar
>>72260756
Just post pictures of her face in response.
>>72260501
He's throwing everything he has into Indiana now. Somehow Fiorina helps him win Indiana. Somehow.
Also Ruri deserved better.
>>72260323
Eh he who cast the first stone..
Boxer is just like Fiorina.
>>72260933
kek, I love this meme. It does feel like a storyline rehash.
>>72260820
Shiieet dem lats delts and traps.
Would sprinkle with my dinkle iykwim.
>ruin Bell Labs
>become CEO of HP
>ruin HP
>run for Gov of Cali
>lose
>run for President
>lose primary
>get asked to be running mate for someone still in the race
*is* there a better example of "failing upwards" than Carly Fiorina? I can't think of one.
EVERYONE GO LOOK AT TRUMPS LATEST FACEBOOK POST
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CRUZ & CARLY ARE ALREADY ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>it's putting the cart in front of the horse
Fox with the unintentional bantz
>>72260777
Checked for holy 7 trinity
Threadly reminder that Cruz didn't choose Fiorina the establishment did it for him
>this blatant vagina pandering
Trump has said time and time again and the polls have shown that women care infinitely more about security for themselves and their family than this pandering bullshit
>>72260784
some delegates isn't going to be enough, he needs Trump to get under 90 in Cali to have a snowballs chance in hell at preventing him from 1237
When she said she'd be honored to be the party's VP nomination, I wanted to smash something.
>rato's team are master's of troll-phrasing
>>72259730
>her flashbacks of daddy hurting her bumbum
WOMAN PUNDIT ON FOX NEWS:
>the singing...freaked me out a little bit. A little 'children of the corn'
>>72261003
Screencap it
>at work so I can't catch this
At least I should catch the rally. Although I hope he's a bit late because I can't leave right 5 when the rally starts.
>picking a failed female candidate to get female votes
Is Cruz really this stupid?
>>72260172
What else?
PEPE
>>72260984
>Fucking women that want to be men
Come out of the closet already faggot
>>72260871
She drives them into the ground.
When Lyin' Ted was saying "Trump = Hillary"
he praised Carlton's business acumen.
Kek'd
Threadly reminder that we have 2 Trump events yet to unfold this evening:
Indianapolis rally @6PM ET:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_YDdcZ9oo4 DTS
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93NwUf2DeA0 ENG
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osg8Faiukkk LB
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2PVjYZCUik NU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVlmTJjDgU4 RSB
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo Fox 10 Benis
FNC Town Hall with Greta @ 7PM ET [pre-recorded]
>>72260994
>muh male privilege
>muh patriarchy
>muh oppression
>>72261068
MSNBC just replayed it
It felt like a Dean Scream moment
I hope it gets replayed over and over
>>72261003
Don't feel like fucking with proxies to visit jewbook.
Screecap or it didn't happen.
>>72260047
Trump has done that exact same thing.
>>72260720
well here I think
Oh no, Fiorina has ONE delegate she can share with Cruz.
Jesus, this is gonna be close.
>>72261166
1 MORE BONG
DIS GONNA BE GOOD
>>72260172
Kek
>>72261109
He's done so many stupid things, I'm honestly not surprised by this.
>>72261132
>woman exercises
>wants to be a man
>all women that lift are closer transfags
Nigga, women with thick juicy quads and gluuts from squatting are pure sex.
You can have your hungry skelymen.
>>72261166
Thanks for the correction...forgot that Trump had a rally today; I thought the TH w/ Van Susteren would be live
>>72261225
It's the same Carly vid that's on his Twitter where she says Cruz will say anything to get elected.
Holy crap The Five Panel is destroying this announcement as desperation. Even Gutfeld who usually hates on Trump said it was a bad event.
>>72261225
>>72261095
It's a video of Carly Fiorina saying
"Ted Cruz is just like any other politician: He says whatever he needs to say to get elected"
>>72259528
>"false song of globalism"
>has all his tacky Trump products manufactured in China
Why are Trump supporters so dumb?
>>72261225
It's the video clip of Carly calling Cruz just another politician. Trump has commented Agreed.
>>72260953
BLUCHER
>horseneigh.jpg
>>72259783
Kek yesss
gonna need a clip of that singing
>>72261291
IT'S JUST ENOUGH TO PUT HIM OVER THE TOP
>>72259767
I would expect her song to be composed of various sounds HP printers make when jamming
http://fortune.com/2015/08/14/carly-fiorina-president-2/
Carly Fiorina as a boss: The disappointing truth
"In fact, the stock popped 10% on the news of her firing and closed the day up 7%."
"The lost shareholder wealth and lost strategic direction at HP are only part of Fiorina’s legacy. Also lost during her reign were 30,000 U.S. tech jobs, the company’s revered employee morale, and the egalitarian, humble HP way culture. A new defensive, finger-pointing style of leadership led to waves of firing. Dissent was equated with disloyalty as discovered by Walter Hewlett, a board member and son of HP’s co-founder, when he questioned Fiorina’s misguided Compaq acquisition strategy and refused to be bullied into a board statement of unanimous consent, suffering legal and personal threats."
See ya Bernie
Even Kasich is laughing at this. What an alliance
>>72261251
In tears...truly in tears
Thanks a million...this will be used plenty on /pol/ and in the TrumpGens
>>72261428
Its all a trick they are hoping Trump attacks her and destroys himself. Democrat tactics.
>>72261003
Here you goyim go.
>>72261446
All that college book money is drying up.
GUYS THIS IS BAD
CRUZ WILL GET ALL THE BERNIE VOTERS
TRUMP CAN'T FIGHT THE MY LITTLE PONY DEMOGRAPHIC
IT'S OVER
RIP Hernie, you were a commie faggot
>>72261492
No problem mate
>>72261364
>he doesn't know.
>>72261166
>2 more events
Oh God today has been so high energy
>>72261109
He didn't choose her by will. She knows all his skellingtons.
When you realise Carly is blackmailing Cruz it puts her little ditty in a whole other light....
what if obama invades Canada, adds 2k delegates to the republican party pool and the gop colorado's them to lyin ted?
This has been the greatest 48 hours in the campaign for quite some time
I'm loving watching Cruz crumble underneath the weight of his own insanity
>>72261518
I hope he puts this on twitter too, maybe someone help and tweet it to him so he retweets
>>72261524
>TRUMP CAN'T FIGHT THE MY LITTLE PONY DEMOGRAPHIC
>>72261446
You served us well Bernie, now the Berniebros will have to wander back to Hillary while thinking about the speeches to Wall Street and Superpredator comment.
>>72261327
>Women who do everything they can to get rid of their physical attributes that are at the very heart of what it means to be a woman are still women
No
Fuck off closet homo, you're just as bad as whale slayers
>>72261458
Kucksich took a brief pause between swallows to kek.
>>72261524
kek
>>72261524
Godammit Nigel
Someone have Cruz unaltered logo, that Tear Drop shit?
>>72261648
he already did
MSNBC QUESTIONING THE $500,000 TRANSFER FROM CRUZ TO FIORINA 6 MONTHS AGO
IT'S HAPPENING
THE CRUZ SEX SCANDAL RISES AGAIN SOON
>>72261518
BTW, the video is Carly saying just this:
"Ted Cruz is like any other politician. He says whatever he needs to say to get elected."
There is clown music in the background.
Madman.
Can you fucking cunts stop splitting threads?
>>72261678
This is my favorite Kasich meme this far
>>72261446
do they get 99 weeks of paid leave? its only the right thing to do.
>>72260961
Indiana Christians remember Fiorina's insane anti-abortion remarks.
>>72261582
This is the true power of a 5 state sweep, it's so commanding that it brings the memes for 2 more days and keeps the energy flowing for a week solid
>>72261657
Working out doesn't necessarily mean losing all feminine attributes. Pic related
>>72261768
Definitely
clip of the "singing"
https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/725427804922368001
https://www.scribd.com/doc/309618140/2016-04-18-Cheri-Jacobus-Lawsuit-Against-Trump-and-Lewandowski
Cheri Jacobus trying to stump the Trump with a lawsuit.
>>72260172
P. E. P. E
>>72261768
To be quite honest family, it's the ONLY Kasich meme.
Well, other than the "Kasich has no memes" meme which is hilariously Milhouse tier.
Generic catchphrases not qualifying.
Anybody got a stream for CNN?
>>72261657
>only men can exercise
lad, it's ok that my standards are higher than yours.
TRUMP/OPRAH TICKET WHEN?
Wow, a VP pick made of shit. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "You're a fucking embarrassment Rato"
>>72261446
in other words, all campaign contributions now go directly to his account in venezuela
>>72261768
Why does seeing Bushy always make me feel so comfy? Is it the memory of all the liberal salt he brought on for almost a decade?
>>72261877
Who is this semen demen
>socialists now sucking the felon's cock
I'm honestly triggered now that the narrative went from "YEAH GO BURNIE" to "FUCK TRUMPF IM VOTING HILLARY"
>>72261942
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
>>72261877
This is a joke right?
>>72261901
What's it about?
>>72261877
>Chun Li mode
>>72261132
>/pol/ supports the narrative that men are becoming more and more feminine
At this point you might as well call normal looking women masculine, no?
BERNIE LAYING OFF PEOPLE
bernfags on suicide watch
>Hernie Panders laying off hundreds of campaign workers
>>72261877
THICK
and juicy
>>72261935
Well there was the golly gee oh jeez oh man
Oh god Fiorina is relevant again
I have an excuse to remind people she ran this ad while trying to get elected in California
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKWlOxhSIKk
>>72261582
Well, the guys at Fox&Friends let him know Rosie O'Donnell will leave the USA if he is elected. If that's not a reason to redouble his campaign efforts, i don't know what would be.
>>72261935
>golly geez oh man
Mailman vs food kicked it off
>>72260172
SO WHAT DID YOU DECIDE?
C'MON ALREADY
CHOOSE SOMETHING
>>72261957
she's a globalist though
>>72261524
>tfw horsefucker for Trump
Sanders has 0 fucking chance with non-Tumblr ones.
Someone told me Carly Fiorina started singing.
LINK ME FAGGOTS
>>72262064
it's habbeding
>>72261946
>kibbles n bots
Solid gold
>>72261901
She's that jewish woman that got triggered by our "green frog-lizard thing"
BREAKING NOOZ
>Rubio will be Trump's VP
Red pill me on the Benghazi incident. What did Clinton do wrong?
>>72261946
>Carly eats Dog Treats
What???
USA need a leader ! MAGA !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPg5KcnCIUc
>>72261948
Women are supposed to be meek and small, it literally is what makes them so endearing
You're an idiot if you think women are supposed to put on muscle
Falling for the meme makes you unfit for working for the emperor
>b-but the empror has superior taste!
He does, and when was the last time you saw him with a woman with muscle? When was the last time you saw his beauty pageants feature women who were trying to be men?
That's what I thought faggot
>>72262126
https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/725427804922368001
>>72262126
>https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/725427804922368001
Before watching keep in mind this alliance is based on blackmail.
>>72261860
Well Cruz had to announce his "running mate" choice right after getting BTFO in five states and being mathematically eliminated. Honestly, I feel like this will backfire, since the media has to cover how desperate and stupid it is.
>>72262203
i don't all the details, but to the best of my knowledge she ignored all the warnings leading up to it, didn't respond with any urgency when it all went down, then blamed it on something entirely unrelated after the fact
>>72261998
Appreciate it anon
>>72262126
https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/725427804922368001
>>72262100
WTF did I just watch? Seriously WTF.
>>72262267
I can't wait for Cruz to announce the rest of his cabinet after he gets blown out in Indiana
>>72262215
https://youtu.be/zl_ke85HqII?t=39s
>>72262036
>the narrative that men are becoming more and more feminine
It's not a narrative it's the truth
And you are only reinforcing it by wanting women that are more man than woman making you the feminine bitch of the relationship who gets fucked instead of fucks
>>72262258
Serial killer attracts serial killer
>>72262373
to be fair dog people are infinitely more trustworthy than cat people
>>72261901
Old news
>Bernie downsizing his campaign staff
Lol
Literally the best foreign policy speech ive heard.
Registered as a Republican yesterday here in commiefornia.
Keep the faith MAGAbros, don't forget to register Republican, most states have closed primaries nao
>>72262410
I should hate you. Don't post another plox, thx 4 support
>>72262267
You are correct. I don't point Rato's other fuckups else his board monitors take note (not that any of his crew is that savvy) I just watch it unfold.
Donald you're a sniveling coward, and leave Heidi the hell alone!
Fucking bread where??
>>72262100
American political campaign ads are truly the peak of human evolution
i just linked this vid to my entire ICQ list, holy kekels what a mess
>>72262100
>3:22 duration
nope
>>72262227
There's a difference between being a qt/fit/chick and full on roidgroid.
Don't conflate fitness to competitive bodybuilding, mr. dyel.
he's back with another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guPaiTI86UM
>>72262540
I will delete it, we will subvert the faggot vote from the shadow
Never forget Dan
They just showed the "False song of globalism" clip on CNN.
It's happening
>>72262410
>>72262203
Knew that it was organized Islamic Extremist Terrorists the entire time, but claimed it was a random unpredictable mob retaliation for some random anti-islamic video that had nothing to do with the attack. Continued lying about it for years, and finally admitted they knew it was an organized attack the entire time, but "what difference does it make?"
Ignored months of pleas from the ambassador asking for more troops, because the embassy and everyone in it was in serious danger of attack. Lied about that.
When she heard about the attack, she did nothing about it, and went to bed instead.
>>72262566
Need a new OP thread maker. This is the last one from him edition. Who can stay for awhile?
>>72262100
Who fucking made this? It looks like they spent their entire budget on the voice actor who did the narration.
>>72262547
how manly
>>72262631
It's worth it
>>72262744
checked
Recycle this
>>72259631
>>72259631
>>72259631
>>72262717
all these trip and namefags, and nobody wants to make new shit?
>>72262744
For you.
>>72262744
dubs+name=trump is with us
>>72262331
Oh my god...
That was awkwardly weird as fuck.
This bitch might be insane.
CANT STUMP THE TRUMP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guPaiTI86UM
>>72262836
I'll wait while I enjoy this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOsmFS6Z4LY
Noen norske her som kan hjelpe meg med å finne feilene i denne artikkelen? Det er rikelig:
http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/uriks/Serieselvmotsigeren-Donald-Trump-8448261.html
>>72262203
She knew that there was an attack coming from the extremists before it ever happened. She could have evacuated the embassy before hand but didn't. Immediately following the attack, she blamed it on some movie that trashed the Islam prophet, Mohammad, even though she knew that was not the reason for the attack. In other words, she blatantly lied to the public and let the ambassador and his team die. But that's okay, because she needed her beauty sleep as the attack happened.
>>72260777
Nice trips
>>72260605
oh god ameribros
please, please do not fuck this up.
You've got an INCREDIBLE treasure with this man in your country. I'm sure many of you are aware of this, but if you aren't: This guy is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Do your best, please. For all our sakes
>>72261811
kek
