VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 951/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cheater and the Eater): 718 (566 & 152)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>FOREIGN POLICY SPEECH 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8RqLN3Qao
>Acela Primary Victory Speech 4/26/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N5SRESaRUc
>Rally Wilkes-Barre, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiVMhr4uFQ
INTERVIEWS
>Trump with Chris Cuomo on New Day CNN 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_qEnSTcXnU
>Trump on Morning Joe 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90YgzABZfBw
>Trump on Fox and Friends 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1gX5dJHAX0
ENTERTAINMENT
>Diamond & Silk Celebrate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiK2McH4yOI
>Based E.T. Williams Celebrates the Trump Sweep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE85Hg02aUY
>CNN's Van Jones BTFO
https://youtu.be/_XyurZY7v3k
>Killing Monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
>Crud refers to a hoop as “Basketball Ring”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
>Megyn Kelly STOMPING the Rat!
https://twitter.com/KLSouth/status/725079744400789508
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziJsEEnd2D0
>Colludin’ Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrUWL9w-Jw
>Trump: Little Bites!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
hillary is going to win
http://www.playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/
^ CRUZ ANNOUNCEMENT
>>72254364
REMINDER THAT IT'S OVER.
>>72254433
You delete this immediately bitch.
>>72254433
A trip to prison?
>>72254444
QUADS
>>72254433
well yeah against bernie
>Cruz & Fiorina
Fucking why.
can anybody tell me when trump is going to hold a rally in NJ? I need to fucking attend one
>>72254364
>>72254444
CHECK 'EM.
TRUMP WINS THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION.
Just found out that Jim Webb is 70 years old, a few months older than Trump.
HOW DOES HE DO IT?
HOW DOES TRUMP DO IT?
Im genuinely curious, how much does Trump pay you shills to create and spread Trump memes all day?
This place was a Cruz board after he BTFO Ellen page and gays and then BOOM one day Trump shills everywhere.
>>72254439
>trump wins 5/5
>makes foreign policy speech
>cruz picks a loser for vp who trump already rekt
topkek nice try loser
MAGA
awoooo
>>72254444
Checked
>>72254476
aaaawwwwlloooosseeerrrrr
>>72254490
that's your best shot
>pro-tip: it isn't going to happen
>>72254539
naturally, but she'll kick trumps ass too. Trump lost the moderates.
>>72254439
CNN really thinks that this will help Cruz...
>>72254556
I thought he was 50. jesus christ
I made something
>>72254476
The shills are desperate. Trump can't be stopped!
>>72254559
>Im genuinely curious, how much does Trump pay you shills to create and spread Trump memes all day?
I can't speak for anyone else, but I do it for free
>>72254241
>>72254241
Get in here, it's important
>Diamond & Silk Celebrate
I feel good that Diamond and Silk got some good publicity. They sound like some nice people to hang out with.
>>72254596
Pro-tip. I know your a fat fuck now.
>>72254559
I dunno about anyone else, but I'm payed in Swagbucks by Hillary.
>>72254433
TAKE ME IN TENDER WOMAN
TAKE ME IN FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE
>>72254364
Recap of last night
>Bobby Knight endorses Trump
>Tedophiles begging Gov. Pence for an endorsement
>TRUMP PASSES ROMNEY’S POPULAR VOTE TOTAL
>ON TRACK TO BE THE MOST VOTED FOR REPUBLICAN IN GOP HISTORY
>DO WE LOVE OUR VOTERS?!
>PA 58%
>DE 60.8%
>CT 57.7%
>MD 55.5%
>RI 63.8%
>WON EVERY COUNTY
>ONLY NEEDS 46% OF REMAINING DELEGATES
>Trump speech
>>Said only thing Hillary had going for her was “the woman card”
>>Thought Cruz’s speech would be a concession speech
>>called Kasich’s vetting of VP candidates “a waste of time”
>>said he reads people’s replies to his tweets
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Mika based as usual
>Trump receives more votes in Baltimore than BLM mayoral candidate
>Cruz apologizes for calling hoop a “basketball ring”
Afternoon
>Half of Americans believe the primaries are rigged
>Rick Scott says it’s time for Never Trump to end
>Foreign Policy speech
>>American people and American security first
>>Promote stability not nation building
5 main weaknesses in our foreign policy
>1. Resources are overextended
>2. Allies are not paying their fair share
>3. Friends are beginning to think they can’t depend on us
>4. Our rivals no longer respect us
>5. No coherent foreign policy
>>If Obama’s goal was to weaken America he couldn’t have done a better job
5 Goals
>1. Need to contain ISIS and radical Islam
>2. Rebuild military and economy
>3. Put America first through economic and immigration reforms
>4. Treat veterans really really well
>5. Foreign policy based on best interest of American business
>>Military dominance must be unquestioned
>>ISIS days are numbered
>>Will call a summit on NATO with allies
>>Wants to promote Western values
>>”We will no longer surrender out country or its people to the false song of globalism”
>Speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8RqLN3Qao
>Cruz mistakes Carly Fiorina for 400 delegates
Tonight
>Rally /w Bobby Knight 6pm EST
>Greta townhall at 7pm EST
>>72254555
KEK WILLS IT
>all these globalist pundits fumbling over Trumps speech
Is this still real life or have I died?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxt3YUvy-uA
>>72254613
He fought in Vietnam.
>>72254555
Presumptive Nominee
>Presumptive Nominee
Presumptive Nominee
>Presumptive Nominee
Presumptive Nominee
>Presumptive Nominee
Presumptive Nominee
>Presumptive Nominee
>>72254444
>>72254555
KEK CONFIRMS.
>>72254375
It's a quote from a Japanese anon. I don't have the screencap but I'm sure someone can post it.
>>72254556
Manafort is 67. They all look really good for their ages.
>>72254559
Actually this board was a Rand Paul board.
Then Trump came, the Rand tried to screw Trump.
>>72254596
I am now shill for hill
thanks correct the record
>>72254681
Love this
>>72254596
>>72254559
the same copypasta everyday
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-foreign-policy-speech
Add this to the OP.
>>72254433
Hillary Clinton will be hit so hard in the general she will switch genders, identify as a man and lose the election 95/5.
>>72254559
fuck you shill this is the most transparent piece of propagand ai have encountered. no one gives a fuck about ellen page you fucking loser go back to oklahoma and texas cunt.
>>72254559
>>72254444
>>72254555
are you a wizard?
>>72254790
Literally the first time I ever posted this, get lost and stop trying to be the copypasta police, faggot.
We MEMEBANK FOR FREE SHILLS!
Chris Matthews calling the Cruz move BULLSHIT
>>72254886
Bullshit lol
>>72254666
My bmi is 18.
>>72254681
cruz is a moron. don't confuse me saying hillary is going to win with me not supporting trump.
>>72254757
wrong, I'm pro trump. I'm just not delusional.
>>72254824
She'll make a bunch of her nervous laughs as trump attacks her, but in the end most moderates and all liberals will vote for her. And obviously anyone who isn't white, save a few oddballs.
>msnbc pretty much confirming the unbound delegates from Penn at going to trump
Muh dik
>>72254556
>>72254751
Apparently not being a cuck does wonders for your health.
AWOOF!
What's ted's announcement? Did he call it quits?
>>72254968
God is great, god is good.
>>72254490
yup, an all expense paid trip to the Gray Bar Hotel
>>72254721
>we will never have a President that fought in 'nam
JUST
I can't wait for the Cruz announcement
>Some don't think I have a horse in this race
>They must not know my running mate
>>72254559
Who /True Conservative™/ here?
>>72254555
Kek wills it. PRAISE HIM
>>72254751
Found it
>>72254942
Its true..however all your AWOO copypasta spam is getting fuckin old.
>>72255004
in the form of political suicide yes
MSNBC being absolutely savage right now KEK
>>72255004
Fiorina is his running mate
>>72254886
nice try white male
>>72254942
ey man
Chris Matthews: "This is pathetic."
>>72254968
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!
>>72254295
Yeah but of those 10, unless you're a Chad (or rich), only the 3 untouchables would even consider fucking you, the wife materials will try to cuck you and use you as a "friend" who buys them shit, and the models would laugh in your face.
>>72255004
He's naming the only person he could find who is worse than him as his VP pick.
>>72254444
QUAD FOURS???? No roll is more blessed.
>>72255052
kek
>>72254364
>Snakes in area
Of course they are, there's dead Rato
>>72254962
YOU'RE PAID BY THE CUNT TO SHILL ON 4CHAN?!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>72254559
You don't have to pay for true love. Nobody even likes that rat face Canadian faggot, get lost
>>72254433
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=kill+yourself
You're probably right. Not like it matters since all the candidates are shit anyways
>wearing a phillies hat at a Cruz rally
kek
>>72254444
>>72254555
KeK is with us
MAGA
>>72254364
So anything on Cruz about his announcement?
http://www.c-span.org/video/?408778-1/ted-cruz-announces-running-mate
it's fucking happening
Anyone got the MSNBC feed?
>>72254559
>this was a Cruz board
never
>>72255150
Don't confuse me being correct with liking the result. I'm just trying to break it easy to some of the more delusional.
The Rat has entered the building
>>72254444
That CA "average" is massively skewed it's laughable.
Plus like 35 unbound PA delegates are Trump / district winner
Another 15? PA are unknown
>>72254555
Wizard confirmed. And Kek has already blessed The Donald 777 times over.
>>72255191
Just won the female vote and the election
>>72254364
Don't forget to offer to help like minded people register and go to the polls as a group.
If you can find others that you can bring with you, do so.
Though we know most of you probably have limp wristed lib friends/family that you're afraid to show your power level openly in front of, it doesn't mean you can't speak to people individually and feel out those who are on your level.
>>72255191
Carly "I killed HP" Fiorina is his VP
Savage Nation on now talking about Trump.
http://tunein.com/radio/The-Savage-Nation-p20626/
Is Cruz trying to diffuse Trump's media momentum with yCarly?
Chuck Todd looks like Beans from Even Stevens.
Chris Matthews and Chuck Todd are destroying Cruz right now.
This is fucking great.
>msm_on_cruz.jpeg
>>72255224
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
>>72254436
>My forefathers were fools who fought for the meat-grinding globalists and survived so that makes it okay
>kicked Rommels ass
Nobody kicked his ass except the german high command who was so jealous of what he was doing that they superseded his command so they could get him kicked out of live combat for their own greedy needs
Regardless your grandparents were some of the worst americans to ever live right up there with the volunteers for the first few years of the northern Armies in the civil war and the hippies.
You're bluepill as fuck if you think they were anywhere near "the greatest generation", that honor belongs to those in the revolution and in modern times those who went to vietnam
>>72254549
>le woyman card will surely make us win like Hillary!
>>72255085
Supz m8? Got touch screen working. Took installing fallout 4 to did the damn drivers.
MSNBC BRINGING THE BANTZ
>>72255269
>females actually care about Carly Fiorina
>>72255191
Why would he announce a running mate when he's mathematically and psychologically locked out of the race? Kasich broke the alliance. The establishment hates him. People don't vote for him. What on earth is Ted Cruz thinking?
>>72254755
Yep. We stood with him during his filibusters; then he pandered to the nigs and nipped at Trump.
>>72255237
It was a Cruz board, this place was NEVER a Rand board, newfags just keep saying it is because it was a Ron Paul board in 2012 so the newfags assume it must have also been a Rand board.
>>72254364
GOOD AFTERNOON, TRUMPGENFAGS!!
HOPE THIS POST FIND YOU...WELL, PRETTY GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING *COMFY* AFTER LAST NIGHT, SENPAIS!!
IS EVERYONE REFRESHED AND READY TO MAGA...READY TO DEAL THE FINAL DEATH BLOW TO THAT FUCKING RAT CRUZ AND HIS LITTLE BUDDY CARLY?!?
REMEMBER, A REMINDER:
TRUMP ON FAUX NEWS W/ GRETA VAN SUSTEREN, ONE HOUR TOWN HALL, 7:00 P.M. EST/6:00 P.M. CST
THIS TOWN HALL IS *LIVE*, FROM THE HILBERT CIRCLE THEATRE IN INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA
THE DON WILL ALSO TAKE QUESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE
GET READY TO MAGA!!!
>>72255354
Lack of supply kicked Rommel ass.
>>72255191
http://www.c-span.org/video/?408778-1/ted-cruz-announces-running-mate
>>72254444
these are the same experts who have been saying "Trump has hit his ceiling" for 10 months
>>72254751
>>72255066
thanks
>>72254721
He didn't just fight, he was a gd war hero.
>>72255416
Shut up retard, Cruz has no allies here
>>72255240
This site's been hijacked by redditors since some bitch who owns the site closed down their "triggering" boards. /pol/ was shit before then, but now it's like /r9k/ and /b/ had a bastard child that was raised by /mlp/
You won't sway many of the deluded masses here
>>72255416
>It was a Cruz board, this place was NEVER a Rand board
Please. There was support for Cruz, but this was in the really early days when Trump was still a joke and Rand Paul/Bernie Sanders supporters outnumbered them.
RANDLET PAUL
HE STAND ON HIS TOES
LOOKS OVER THE PODIUM
AND STILL CAN'T SEE
>>72255269
She's like Sarah Palin, but instead of being remembered as the stupid but bangable MILF, she's just stupid
>>72255363
alright good to hear any new shops?
>>72255393
It'll be some sort of pandering selection to try to pull votes from Trump. Women probably. VPs don't normally get announced until long after the convention. It's horseshit.
>>72255204
PAN THE CAMERAS! SHOW THE SMALL CROWD
>>72255434
High Energy Anon, how goes it? Pump and working on flyers and all. Pc off atm though, getting screen to reconfigure. Touch is off
>>72254556
two things I have found makes men stay healthy looking for far longer than normal men
1)Money
2)Killing
Webb did a lot when he was younger so it's keeping him revitalized and fresh looking
Trump has lots of money and treats his body right therefore he looks great for his age
Manafort quite obviously has done both(nothing wrong with him being an off-putting mafia like figure)
>>72255338
What is the over/under on how many times he's been called Kuck Todd
>>72255496
There are hundreds, if not thousands of Cruz Missiles on here, sorry sweetie this isnt your little Trump safespace
>It's time to come home cucks
>>72255363
>fallout 4
they need to hurry up and finish the beta patch so I can play with mods again
>>72250169
Best Trump speech I've ever seen. Those were truly the words of the president.
The only thing that could have been better was announcing his running mate was Glenn Beck
THE PREISTHOOD RISING
>>72255492
Fucking based
>>72255434
hey high energy man
>>72255581
Not yet. Screen refusing to recalibrate. Just dose what ever it wants still, but at least it's working
Cruz is such an unbelievable faggot.
carli tumblrina
>>72255252
Trump is leading California by double digits in every poll. There were a couple of polls showing Trump leading every region.
I'm guessing Trump gets at least 110-120 from districts.
>>72255685
I swear to god I hear that it's a good speech and then I hear "OH MY GOD IT'S THE WORST THING IN THE FUCKING GALAXY REEEEEEEEEE"
>>72255180
>mfw
cnn:
"cruz is doing this to inject some excitement into his campaign"
>carly fiorina
>exciting anyone
>>72255686
>Glenn Beck as his running mate
Jesus, why couldn't it have been this? His numbers would fall into the negatives
>>72255618
YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR COMPUTER AND USE TO MAGA FOR THE DON, CHAPLAIN!!
SAVE UP A LITTLE EXTRA MONEY AS THE WEEKS GO BY FOR YOUR COMFY COOKOUT
>>72255625
Go bait somewhere else, don't you have a Cruz General to bump from the lower pages?
*ahem*
Trump is best when he is presidential and worst when he is calling people names.
thank.
>>72255686
haha. how the fuck did he think fiorina would help.
>>72255509
You are probably right, but, had to try.
>le Bernie should be Trump's VP! XD
these people are just shitposting, right?
Rato speaking now.
>>72255721
ah alright I hope that will get better soon
>>72255625
wrong copypasta man WE ARE ALL YEB! HEADS
>>72255684
Dear god, right now it's adding scripts to it and all. Was a pain in the ass to get nexus going again.
Ted the RAT is on now. How many times is he going to lie?
>>72255690
I want this to happen after reading the picture.
SOMEONE MEME THIS INTO ACTION.
>that top-hick country song
top kek
>>72255780
Carly is not going to boost his numbers either
he cant even wave like a normal person
>all these people making "THE PRIESTHOOD RISING xD" memes
So sad to see /pol/ go from a redpilled Christian board to a blue pilled atheist board.
The reckoning is coming and we will get our board back.
>>72254559
we do it for free
>This place was a Cruz board
nigger this place has been Trump central since his announcement speech. no one but Trump dared to call out the mexicans
we were simply friendly to other candidates before they revealed their true colors.
>>72255745
don't listen to the shills. It will go in the history books as one of the greatest political speeches of all times.
>>72254559
>This place was a Cruz board
https://twitter.com/MyDogShotMe/status/725183227275665408
who /BasicForKasich/ here??
The milf on the right or the dirty blond on the left?
>this music
LOW ENERGY
>Please welcome the next president of the united states of america
I don't see Trump anywhere
HE'S ON
*my post from yesterday*
>>72255851
Turn it into a drinking game
Cruz is so goddamned fake.
CHECK 'EM MATES.
LET'S GET HYPED.
EACH (YOU) I GET RED PILLS THE MASSES SEEING THIS HEADLINE.
>>72255625
Trump doesn't need a safe space because he's not a beta faggot like all you cruzlims
>>72255881
>this is what /r/Conservative calls a raid
Pathetic
>>72255912
My ears just got cancer.
>still going with the "people are uniting behind our campaign" meme
>Savage saying he knows who owns the media
hehehehehe
LIVE TED CRUZ RALLY
GET TUNED IN
IT'S HAPPENING!
CARLY FIORINA WILL BE OUR NEXT VICE PRESIDENT!
THE PRIESTHOOD RISES
>>72254364
AWFUL! Unhinged #NeverTrump Thugs Pepper Spray Little Children at Trump Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81prpYuObhQ
Trump is gonna pull some massive gains in these next primaries I swear.
TWO AMERICAN WASHINGTON LIBERALS AND INSIDERS
WEW LADS
I HAVE NO WORDS
>>72255934
get out shill
why is cruz so unlikable? he has negative charisma
>Trump
>Washington insider
Holy fucking shit, this asshole deserves AIDS.
>>72255881
Trump won evangelicals, mainline protestants, and catholics
Cruz won Mormons
LYIN' TED LIVE
>core values
this has become by far the most annoying buzzword to me over the last several months, what the fuck does it even mean? they never clarify
>mathematically eliminated
>picking a VP
>"T-Trump is a liberal guys!"
>Allied himself with a RINO
>TRUMP
>POLITICAL INSIDER
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
anyone catch his nasty jab as Phyllis Shafly just now?
Cruz is slime
CRUZ PICKED A VP? YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>72255004
He snnounced he is Fioronas bitch in public.
This was her last shot at relevancy. In reality it was the last nail in Cruz' campaign. Anyone who wanted to vote for her is already a Cruzlim.
MAKE SOME MEMES OF FIORINA ON A HORSE BODY
>>72254549
holy shit i can´t decide who is uglier
>>72255717
HELLO MAGASHOPPER!
Has anyone seen Kasich?? Has he gone into hiding and on a fast out of embarrassment for how badly Trump stumped him the other day?!? Heh heh
>>72255816
Grill is ready, coals bought, wood chips ago, food money set aside. Now just have to see if I need any permits and get the flyers and pams going.>>72255844
HIS will I hope, let's me. Checkd
haha trumptards everyone is picking your meme's incoherent policy speech with no idea the US role in the world apart
>Someone you can trust to lead this country
>Fiorina
Kill yourself
>even the audience is low energy about this
Kekkity kek kek
MUCH TIME
U
C
H
T
I
M
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>>72256039
HE HOLDS THAT BIBLE HIGH
>>72255462
I wouldn't call that getting your ass kicked since every good general has learned to deal with shortages since it's unfortunately a part of war for anyone who doesn't kiss ass.
He did pretty damn good with what he had, sure it wasn't Patton tier since Patton was outright denied shit for appease the ruskies but he did bretty good
>>72255996
If SNL still had talented people working there they would have noticed Kasich's nonstop eating and made a sketch about it but Trump beat them to the joke. They'll probably make it in the next week or two and everyone will claim it's the greatest joke ever against the evil rethuglikkkans.
>that blonde qt on cruz's left
I am now a Cruz missle
Also
>that Mic volume pumped up to hear the crowd
>Trump
>Washington insider
Jesus Christ Ted, 6 feet is enough
>>72256059
HE PUTS IT DOWN
ALSO, HE'S BRINGING UP CARRIER
>Carrier
>>72254843
>tfw when you live in OK and your state betrayed you
feels bad.
THEY KNOW HOW TO WRECK HP! PROTIP FIORINA OUTSOURCES HER CAMPAIGN TO INDIA TED.
>its a Cruz parrots Trump episode
CRUZ IS NOW TALKING ABOUT CARRIER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cruz talking about Carrier, KEK
oh wait
>>72256076
that file name KEK
>>72256220
naw he went out
DOES THIS RAT COPY EVERYTHING FROM TRUMP??? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE MENTIONED CARRIER.
The woman in the white sweater looks like Laurie Metcalf (Roseanne's sister)
>>72256023
explain how i'm a shill and not making fun of cruz?
>>72255553
It wasn't really a Rand board he just fellated the shit out of us with his filibusters so we enjoyed making memes for him
why would he do this? is he just playing "muh women" card? fiorina is just... unelectable
>using Carrier
You fucking rat.
>>72256048
Uhh Trump won Evangelicals...ONLY IN THE SOUTH, come correct bitch or I will call you out and humiliate you in front of everyone, another Drumpfkin stumped
>Cruz having to steal more Trump talking points
his campaign is a joke
i hate him so much
Literaly said Carrier omg this fuck is so done.
>trump washington insider
LOL
>thinking through
This is why he chose Fiorina?
He didn't think this through
Hahahahaha
Now jobs talk, as he is about to name her as VP, sad and dumb choice
>Trump rally in less then three hours
Thank God, I'll need a chaser after listening to this bullshit.
I'm SO TIRED of RATO stealing talking points of Trump.
ELIMINATE HIM, INDIANA!
>>72256303
So another rerun?
>>72256308
>>72256307
Fiorina outsources her campaign to India, not kidding. Look it up. She wants carrier to not do that too? lel.
>>72256313
>>72255952
>AMERICA
>FIRST
Read it and weep leftards
>>72254549
When Berlin was ready to fall to the victorious Soviets, Hitler was positioning imaginary divisions. In his mind, the Third Reich was days away from turning the war around and the salvation of Nazi Germany was all but inevitable.
>distant second place candidate announcing a running mate months before convention
Has this ever happened before?
>>72256026
Lying rat who wasn't even born stateside
Pandering bible thumper who's a philandering cheater
Washington"outsider" doing the establishment bidding
No intergrity, no honesty, no character
DAILY REMINDER:
CARLY FIORINA'S CAMPAIGN MANAGER WAS NAMED BY THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER AS ONE OF TED CRUZ'S MISTRESSES
TED CRUZ ARRANGED FOR A TRANSFER OF $500,000 TO CARLY FIORINA'S CAMPAIGN LAST YEAR
THIS WAS OSTENSIBLY HUSH MONEY
AND NOW, TED CRUZ NAMES CARLY FIORINA AS HIS VP CHOICE
THIS IS DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY
EVERYONE PRAY TO KEK THAT THE TED CRUZ SEX SCANDAL RISES TO THE TOP OF THE NEWS CYCLE AGAIN AND SOON
Lol, Ted, when your woman left HP, the company's stock went up big
that cnn chyron
CRUZ MAKES "MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT"
kek
THAT PLEASE CLAP MOMENT
these radical cruzlims will have to be offed at the convention
>>72256270
my gf is a cruz qt, i'm now a cruzmissile sorry senpais
CRUZ RALLIES ARE SO LOW ENERGY
>>72256450
So much cringe
>muh gut
Anyone see that Woman in the blue "I stand with Israel" shirt directly next to cruz?
>Cruz talking about being careful of who you surround yourself with
>surrounds himself with Jeb and Romney
Okay...
Do Trump have a mole in Cruz' inside circle that gave him this shit idea?
Can't wait for the Trump Rally. Cruz sounds like a Television Pastor.
>>72256420
The sex scandal thing was made up garbage. That's why it never took off, it's not true. Stop slandering an innocent man you faggot
Just when I thought: "Hey. At least this election cant get more shite!" The republican establisment proves me wrong. Because there is no way in hell that the GOP bigwigs didnt OK this before the idiot made his pick.
I want Trump to win, because the GOP leadership is so inept that it couldnt drive a nail through a turd without causing a nuclear singularity.
(pauses)
{APPLAUSE]
El rato has more awkward pauses than Jeb
>I stand with Israel
He's not even hiding it anymore.
It must be hard for his supporters to figure out the applause pauses since he pauses every five words.
HOW FUCKING LONG DOES IT TAKE TO ANNOUNCE CARLY AS HIS RUNNING MATE HOLY FUCK
>>72255117
>people unironically support this man
It's not going to be Carly Fiorina
God damn.
That Cruz balding pattern
>How do they treat the average citizen
By outsourcing their jobs
>>72256468
Oh no, she's retarded
>>72256468
dump her
KEK HE ACTUALLY DID IT. THIS RAT IS DONE.
>>72256468
Literally using jidf tactics. A new low applied memetics.
HELLO
My birthday is tomorrow and my only hobby is shitposting in /trump/ but my family wants to know what I want.
What do I want, /trump/?
