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>FULL TRANSCRIPT OF TRUMP FOREIGN POLICY SPEECH
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-foreign-policy-speech
>Donald Trump: 'False Song of Globalism'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2QmClRt9AQ
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 951/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cheater and the Eater): 718 (566 & 152)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>FOREIGN POLICY SPEECH 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8RqLN3Qao
>Acela Primary Victory Speech 4/26/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N5SRESaRUc
>Rally Wilkes-Barre, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiVMhr4uFQ
INTERVIEWS
>Trump with Chris Cuomo on New Day CNN 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_qEnSTcXnU
>Trump on Morning Joe 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90YgzABZfBw
>Trump on Fox and Friends 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1gX5dJHAX0
ENTERTAINMENT
>Diamond & Silk Celebrate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiK2McH4yOI
>Based E.T. Williams Celebrates the Trump Sweep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE85Hg02aUY
>CNN's Van Jones BTFO
https://youtu.be/_XyurZY7v3k
>Killing Monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
>Crud refers to a hoop as “Basketball Ring”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziJsEEnd2D0
>Colludin’ Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrUWL9w-Jw
>Trump: Little Bites!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
everyone. i have some news.. look at this:
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/04/20/post-election-night-debrief-trump-towers-and-cruz-mathematically-knocked-out/
guys.... this is bad. 0% chance of being nominated on the first ballot?
that's a 100% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a cruz missile since june of 2014, when he renounced his Canadian citizenship ... but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of ted cruz's campaign.
i used to be a cruz supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... trump.
i'm now st-st-eh-stumping for.. trump
AWOOOOOVMENT
>How do you want your campaign senpai?
POST THAT CHILDREN'S BOOK WITH RATO AND FIORINA ON THE COVER
>>72256948
CALRTON BANKS
crowd stacked with kids
>>72256948
That gif is still the best Trump OC.
MAGA
What is this trainwreck of a Cruz rally?
THIS IS GONNA FUCK CRUZ OVER SOOO BAD
>Cruz kicking into maximum fempandering
Enjoy your Sarah Palin 2.0, Cruzlims
JUST
>>72257000
kek has a new copypaste
>>72257097
help
>>72256948
OC from Colbert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h6BXGkgkgE
THEY DON'T CALL HIM LYIN' TED FOR NOTHING
HE SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LIE LIKE THIS
>Carly knows where jobs come from cause she worked in business.
>Trump doesn't know where jobs come from
Holy shit, it's just nothing but lies. Nothing but lies this man speaks from his mouth. If he's not lying he's just exhaling.
Indiana /pol/acks, splat this fucking rat.
>>72257097
No, they're just some of his mistresses.
IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE CHOSEN AS A VP BY ANYONE
BIG BANTS ERIC
https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/725420399350157313
So /trumpgen/, how dose it feel knowing that trump might actually replace the m4a1?
Does New Jersey vote before or after the convention? That's all 55 delegates that are going straight to Trump.
Updated this antique of an image for relevance.
>wow a vp nominee made of butter
What a fucking dumb pick.
It's over. Probably the only person who would agree to get on stage with him.
Is she even there?
>Carly Fiorina as Commander in Chief
WAKE ME UP
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
https://twitter.com/tdopp/status/725415315031597057
>>72257000
name it 1435428133070.jpg
>>72257163
So he gave up on being himself and went back to playing le ironic ultra-conservative on his talk show?
>naming your VP when there is literally no fucking chance of winning now
Does he really think a contested convention is going to happen with the results of last night? Give me a break.
Is anyone listening to Rato's speech on Hannity? It's pathetic, just a handful of diehards. He's making the speech Jeb would have made if he got this far, based on an appeal to authority and experince.
It's not an outsider speech at all he's trying to be presidential in the old mode. So completely desperate that he's listening to Lindsey and Jeb's advice.
"YEAH!"
>said in the middle of fucking indiana
cuckservatives never cease to amaze me at how good goy they are
>>72257279
Holy crap, this is pathetic
rjoy1919 - I'll Vote For You (Official Music Video) #HeyJealous #TedCruzHasABigVaginaRightAndLeft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHc0Cf6Ypv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHc0Cf6Ypv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHc0Cf6Ypv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHc0Cf6Ypv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHc0Cf6Ypv8
god i hate this little prick
>>72257215
BASED
DAILY REMINDER:
CARLY FIORINA'S CAMPAIGN MANAGER WAS NAMED BY THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER AS ONE OF TED CRUZ'S MISTRESSES
TED CRUZ ARRANGED FOR A TRANSFER OF $500,000 TO CARLY FIORINA'S CAMPAIGN LAST YEAR
THIS WAS OSTENSIBLY HUSH MONEY
AND NOW, TED CRUZ NAMES CARLY FIORINA AS HIS VP CHOICE
THIS IS DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY
EVERYONE PRAY TO KEK THAT THE TED CRUZ SEX SCANDAL RISES TO THE TOP OF THE NEWS CYCLE AGAIN AND SOON
I PERSONALLY THINK ROGER STONE IS SITTING ON IT UNTIL THE RIGHT MOMENT
>>72257217
Hi there lil buddy
>>72257258
>how you want your VP senpai
>>72256948
Recap of last night
>Bobby Knight endorses Trump
>Tedophiles beg Gov. Pence for an endorsement
>TRUMP PASSES ROMNEY’S POPULAR VOTE TOTAL
>ON TRACK TO BE THE MOST VOTED FOR REPUBLICAN IN GOP HISTORY
>DO WE LOVE OUR VOTERS?!
>PA 58%
>DE 60.8%
>CT 57.7%
>MD 55.5%
>RI 63.8%
>WON EVERY COUNTY
>ONLY NEEDS 46% OF REMAINING DELEGATES
>Trump speech
>>Said only thing Hillary had going for her was “the woman card”
>>Thought Cruz’s speech would be a concession speech
>>called Kasich’s vetting of VP candidates “a waste of time”
>>said he reads people’s replies to his tweets
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Mika based as usual
>Trump receives more votes in Baltimore than BLM mayoral candidate
>Cruz apologizes for calling hoop a “basketball ring”
Afternoon
>Half of Americans believe the primaries are rigged
>Rick Scott says it’s time for Never Trump to end
>Foreign Policy speech
>>American people and American security first
>>Promote stability not nation building
5 main weaknesses in our foreign policy
>1. Resources are overextended
>2. Allies are not paying their fair share
>3. Friends are beginning to think they can’t depend on us
>4. Our rivals no longer respect us
>5. No coherent foreign policy
>>If Obama’s goal was to weaken America he couldn’t have done a better job
5 Goals
>1. Need to contain ISIS and radical Islam
>2. Rebuild military and economy
>3. Put America first through economic and immigration reforms
>4. Treat veterans really really well
>5. Foreign policy based on best interest of American business
>>Military dominance must be unquestioned
>>ISIS days are numbered
>>Will call a summit on NATO with allies
>>Wants to promote Western values
>>”We will no longer surrender out country or its people to the false song of globalism”
>Speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8RqLN3Qao
>Cruz mistakes Carly Fiorina for 400 delegates
>Her real name is Carlton Fiorina
Tonight
>Rally /w Bobby Knight 6pm EST
>Greta townhall at 7pm EST
I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN
I AM NOT EVEN AMERICAN AND I AM OBSESSED WITH DONALD TRUMP
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME
MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA
TED CRUZ IS USING A TELEPROMPTER
TED CRUZ IS USING A TELEPROMPTER
TED CRUZ IS USING A TELEPROMPTER
TED CRUZ IS USING A TELEPROMPTER
TED CRUZ IS USING A TELEPROMPTER
TED CRUZ IS USING A TELEPROMPTER
>>72257240
all vote before convention
that's the whole point--vote and send delgates to convention
What is with that big foreheaded girl in the black shirt? She looks like she has that thyroid disease.
>>72257240
>does NJ vote before or after the convention where all the states pledge their votes and produce a binding decision
Gee I wonder.
Cruz is criticizing Trump for wanting to speak softly and carry a big stick. You know because it makes so much sense to encourage Israel to go to war with Iran.
>>72257325
You can just feel the liberal hegemony of the last decade slipping away
>mfw the camera is zoomed and panned to the left side of the stage to show the lady with an israel shirt
just cuck my shit up fampai
This is cringeworthy near satire levels of fake.
inb4 face
>>72256948
This charade by Rato right now is beyond embarrassing
Newt Gingrich must be laughing his off right now...last night on Hannity he said it would be pointless for Cruz to announce a VP pick when he's that far behind in votes and delegates...and here Rato is, doing exactly that
>>72257132
Cruz trying to do something desperate in order to get the woman vote.
>>72257215
LIKE FATHER
>>72257325
Kind of.
Not ultra conservative, just kind of an exaggerated version of himself.
Still, loved the Cartoon Trump Gatsby-Impression
VOTE GUYS https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/725401151357726721
OH MY GOD RATO
>T-TRUMP IS A BULLY!
>you're at a Trump rally with your girlfriend waiting for the God Emperor
>he's fashionably late but that's ok
>suddenly out of the excited crowd this man steps forward and squeezes your girlfriend's butthole
what do you do /pol/ ?
>>72257398 It's a fuckin movement
and Trump said, look at her face
>yeah!
THAT ONE GUY WHO JUST WENT "YEAH"
BASED
>look at that face
YEAH! uh...uh boooOOOOO
>>72257097
>oh god oh god my campaign is tanking
>I KNOW I'LL CHOOSE ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO DROP OUT OF THE PRIMARY FOR BEING UNELECTABLE AS MY RUNNING MATE
>SHE'S BASICALLY A LESS SUCCESSFUL, LESS INTELIGENT, LESS ATTRACTIVE, FEMALE TRUMP SO PEOPLE WILL LOVE IT
BEST HEADLINE
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/04/ted-cruz-carly-fiorina/480177/
>tfw have been getting fit and using The Donald as inspiration
>tfw gonna enlist in the MUHREENS the day after election day if Teflon Don wins
>>72257215
I LOVE YOU ERIC
STRONG POWERFUL WOMAN
Heh, for a second the crowd cheered when Ted brought up when Trump called her an ugly bitch
Hello gays. Whatz hebbening itt?
This whole thing is hilarious
It reminds me of a Jeb moment
>>72257398
It's the /pol/ effect. It's like the Americans on /pol/ all of the sudden find themselves caring about the elections in Austria.
>>72257217
Good if Trump repeals the executive ban on surplus firearms being sold to civilians and the machine gun ban.
>>72257624
JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE
I miss Jeb
>>72257217
>mfw thinking of all those surplus rifles
Hope he replaces that shitty Beretta handgun too.
>>72257258
>My supporters would love this
Rato just described himself perfectly
GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN CRUZ AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH
>>72257624
LOOK AT THAT FACE
FUCK OFF CRUZ, YOU HAVE A MESSIAH COMPLEX
>>72256948
so there is going to a trump rally in my town evansville Indania
on thursday i was just asking
am i the only anon who lives here and our if any anon want to have a meetup
>pic related is the ford center
where trumps rally will be at
plus i am w willing to do a happening
if it is legal no promises
Goddamn, now he's repeating.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KZCPJBcrJN
My Cover of Huey Lewis & The News in honour of Trump's landslide victory
I plan to upload to YouTube at some point
>>72257624
she can open a can with that chin lmao
>>72257704
cruz is the new YEB!
Reminder that if you don't vote for Hillary you're sexist
Can we say that Cruz is beating a dead horse?
>CRUZ CHECKING TRUMP'S PRIVILEGE
>>72257722
THE PRIESTHOOD IS RISING
>Trump is a mean bully maymay
Oh Jeb...i mean Ted
>privlage
wew lad
>>72257240
Same day as California m8, guaranteed 51 delegates all for Trump.
Christie is also going to be a delegate to the convention
Is Cruz calling Trump on privilege? Is Tumblr writing his speeches now?
>Cruz trying to say Trump was always rich
>Trump was literally broke for a couple years and bounced back richer than before
LYIN" TED
What happens when Kasich picks Carly as his running mate as well?
>>72257765
Shop Fiorina in there and make a butter face joke
>>72257446
>>72257417
I asked before people (the media) kept undercutting the states that vote in June, chill your tits.
So we can definitely count on California and New Jersey to bring out big delegate counts for Trump, nice.
USING THE WOMAN CARD TO THE FULLEST
>when you're always told you are the chosen one...
Was that pause the realization of how fucked he is on social media for that comment.
Pop Quiz time - what did Carly pick as her desired Secret Service codename
https://youtu.be/oz1Rh4Z3_hY
>it's a testament to Carly's strength and fortitude that she survived cancer
Shit man, I guess my mom was a weak pussy faggot for dying because of breast cancer. COME ON MA, STEP IT UP
>>72257597
This is thoroughly embarrassing.
>she had breast cancer
>vote for me
>>72257253
Thanks m8. Spreading on Twitter now.
Did the rat fuck the horse yet?
>>72257801
>Bushes coalescing around Cruz
>safe outsider
Holy shit my sides.
>https://www.cruzcarly.com/
Ahahhahaah.
>>72257549
find the biggest zit on his body and 'pop' it so the pus moves further inward rather than being free of their porous prison
and then i punch the spot. he will beat me half to death but for weeks he'll be worrying i caused some kind of tumor
>>72257394
>Cruz mistake fiorna for 400 deligates
Kek
>Carly has known tragedy
>Just like her campaign
NO DRUGS
NO ALCOHOL
NO CIGARETTES
None of Trump's kids died of a drug overdose, ol' Ted
>>72257711
M9 has been on chopping block, their contract didn't get reupped. 19 or 17 is probably replacing it.
>>72257656
>>72257711
indeed, we would have a very well armed populace
>>72257704
>>72257593
>>72257473
>>72257422
I love this meme
>>72257839
I know it's Eva but what is this?
>>72257576
His legs look so small for some reason, like he's piggybacking some 12 year old and we never noticed.
>>72257877
Your mom clearly wasn't presidential material.
>>72257897
It's sarcasm, my dude
>>72257936
better fire everyone in the campaign
>this girl on CNN
MUH DICK
seriously though, that face
WHAT STREAM ARE WE WATCHING?
>>72257000
Kekkekekekek
>CRUZ STILL TALKING ABOUT CARLY'S FACE & WEAKNESSES
He doesn't know how to do this, does he?
>>72257877
My mom is a breast cancer survivor as well, and this speech pissed me off.
HELLO
>>72257801
Whoever's running that Conservative Pundit account, I want to thank you for the daily keks. It's comedy gold.
>>72257899
>https://www.cruzcarly.com/
<a href="https://www.tedcruz.org/privacy-policy/">Privacy Policy</a><span class="sep">|</span><a href="https://www.tedcruz.org/terms-of-use">Terms of Use</a><span class="sep">|</span><a href="https://www.tedcruz.org/contact/">Contact</a><span class="sep">|</span>© CRUZ FOR PRESIDENT
</div></div>
</div> </div>
it's real
What was that stutter
BASED TED WILL WIN CALI
GOOD BYE TRUMPKEKS!
http://archive.is/dAsoM
http://www.breitbart.com/california/2016/04/27/decisive-california-primary-cruz-control/
>>72257969
This is the lowest energy speech I have ever heard. The air conditioner is louder than the crowd.
BUT SARAH PALIN WAS BETTER
>>72257899
Why does he use Fiorina's first name?
cruz just seized the millenial vote
it's over
Cruz knows all about texting with little girls.
>letting your 5 year old text
Degenerate
>VERY...FFFFFFF...IMPRESSIVE FLUENCY WITH HEART AND SMILEY FACE EMOTICONS
CARLY CONFIRMED CRUZ'S KIDS REAL MOTHER
>>72257163
These pics are fantastic who is doing them?
WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY LMFAO
>>72257899
Can someone determine when this domain was registered?
oh my god this is sad... pathetic...
Oh god, he is talking about emojis. This is so lame
>>72257723
WELL GOLLY GEE WHILLAKERS, GUYS, CAN SOMEONE PASS THE MAPLE SYRUP...I HAVE ANOTHER SHORT STACK OF BULLERMILK PANCAKES ON THEIR WAY...I'LL GET AROUND TO MAKING UP THE 800 DELEGATE DIFFERENCE ONCE I'M DONE THIS MEAL...GOOD LORD GOSH, ALL THIS EATING IS REALLY GIVING ME AN APPETITE...BETTER ADD A SIDE OF BACON, WAITER
Lol. Ted is totally fucking Fiorina.
The rat wants his cheese.
Poor cuck Heidi.
Welp, I took as much as I could of Lyin' Ted on C-SPIN. When I shut it off Rato was all "strong bagina that scares Donakd Trump".
Is he finished lying? Did he bring her out?
>>72258012
Ted Cruz is naming Carly as his VP. It's on every channel.
>>72258080
When are you going to drop out, Ted?
Already back to shitting on New York
Classic Ted
>>72258115
Just fuck my campaign up fampai
>>72258147
This is like when the titanic sent out distress signals, and nobody cared.
>>72257963
>mfw poor infantry men glocknade themselves
>Ted's girls love butter
>Carli is a butterface
>>72257969
It's getting shitty
IM A SORE LOSER SO I WANT TRUMP TO LOSE TOO
>>72257571
You're thinking the wrong way
>she's a women
>this will give me the women and hillary voters!
GENIUS
>>72257097
THIS. IS THE PRIESTHOOD RISING!
>>72257868
Back in the good old days when everything was calm and peaceful
I caved and bought some oreos today. They are just too delicious.
>>72258115
>VERY...FFFFFFF...IMPRESSIVE FLUENCY WITH HEART AND SMILEY FACE EMOTICONS
>>72258086
Thanks you toothpaste friend
>>72258080
Thank you Cruz
>>72258219
too good
Cruz talks to long and is say this as an Americlap who agrees with the broad strokes of his positions.
I mean damn a good Trump speech feels like it's a few minutes long if that, I feel like this is an hour long.
This Cruz rally is making me uncomfortable.
I'm just gonna post Anime girls
>we must unite
>so i'm staying in this race i'm eliminated from simply to play spoiler
>>72258254
RISING IN THE CHILDS ASS
>>72258185
When you post the Wew Lad version of that.
>6 days until Indiana
>13 days until Nebraska, West Virginia
>20 days until Oregon
>27 days until Washington
>41 days until the Final Five and end of the primary
>48 days until trump's 70th birthday
>85 days until the GOP Nomination
>195 days until the general election
This might spur Trump on to make an early VP call
I hope he waits until he gets the nom, but I know his VP is going to be absolutely flawless whoever it is. Heads will turn
>superbly gifted
>has vagina
>>72257899
Absolutely pathetic
>nobody will reach 1237 delegates
I'm gonna remember this speech when Trump acquires the nomination
wrap it up cruz
Jesus,even Bernie isn't this fucking deluded
CRUZ AND FIORINA
THE MOST UGLIEST TICKET IN ELECTION HISTORY
>>72257133
HE DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE
SOMEONE POST A FUCKING LINK
>>72257899
Didn't Cruz just say she was the first female CEO for a fortune 20 company?. Says Fortune 50 on that webpage.
Lyin' Ted strikes again.
I've jerked it to 3 doujin already how the fuck is he not done talking.
>>72258310
I'm cringing so hard right now.
>>72258410
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
>>72258032
Stop posting my baby picture, Drumpfkins.
>>72258310
Me too
>Trying to bait Trump into announcing his VP
Fuck off Rato.
>>72257985
>that bulge
so that's why Ted can't stay with just one woman
>>72257868
HUMBLE
>elections are about choices
Guess what Ted, they chose Trump!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/725396879723384832/video/1
Jesus, Trump barely needs to even say anything anymore.
>>72258331
Holy hell, what if Ivanka was his VP?
She's cuuuute and the nation would vote because she's cuuuuute
Wait, where is Carly? Why is she not on stage?
NEVER TRUST A RAT
>>72258331
Cruz choosing his VP now makes him look pathetic, trying so desperate to get one over on Donald.
Donald has the people's heart, that's all that really matters
>>72258331
Nope. Trump runs on his own time.
>ELECTIONS ARE ABOUT CHOICES
>BUT ONLY THE DELEGATES MATTER
ALSO, CRUZ IS BRINGING UP OBAMA-CLINTON
he has the gall to talk about voters having a choice after Colorado. Fuck this piece of shit.
Remember those days where people actually said there was no chance of Trump becoming the front runner. Who is laughing now
>Great Bitten
I walked away for a second. Is Fiorina even there?
>>72258147
I did not attach this pic
I never seen this pic before, and is not on my computer
(you) anybody, wtf happened?????
That grunt. Holy shut.
>>72258410
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
>>72258379
This.
Is Rato done preachin', er, I mean lyin'?
GREAT BI- GREAT BRITAIN
Cruz will never have another friend after this election. He is so fucking lucky he won texas or else he'd be forced to work for his dad
CROWD JUST BOOED ISRAEL!!!
Jesus christ Ted s really milking this media coverage
Just wheel out that abomination known as Firoina & shit the fuck up holy shit
TRUMP HAS WON NEARLY ALL OF THE RACE YOU RAT
>>72258412
To be fair a fortune 20 company would also be a fortune 50 company so it is not necessarily a lie. Still I demand consistency from a man that claims to be a "consistent conservative"
>>72257963
I pray Trump lets them get transferred to the CMP for resale like surplus military firearms are supposed to and not put in a warehouse in Nevada or dumped into the ocean like Obambam has been doing.
guys I made a thing
>>72258412
Has this bullshit ever happened before, seriously? A fucking candidate this far behind, announcing a VP pick?
>MFW The Don increases military spending
>MFW The Don ensures we have the best equipment in history
>MFW I'm going into engineering
>HE IS LYING TO US
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>72258527
Not yet, but if she doesn't show up we're going to laugh and laugh in all caps for many pages.
>>72258599
Not that I can remember in my life.
>>72257624
DO YOU SEE THAT FACE!?
So, has Trump basicly secured his victory now amerifriends? He doesn't seem that far away from the nomination.
Where is this liberal, insider, etc bullshit coming from? I don't understand how this fucking LYIN' FUCKING FAGGOT KEEPS GETTING AWAY WITH IT
PLEASE END THIS MANS LIFE PLEASE KEK
>>72258590
WOW, A FACE MADE OF BUTTER
>>72258578
VERY NICE! AND RARE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck You Ted
>man speaking before Trump at the foreign policy speech
>makes joke about quoting Trump on "make your head spin"
>smiles and chuckles to himself
>dead crowd
Poor guy
JAHBS! CANCA!! EMOTICONS!! CARLY!!
>>72258590
Hahaha
>>72258599
No. Never.
>>72258578
kek
>heil Drumpf!
>>72258131
Looks like a couple of days ago.
Cruz knew he was going to get buttblasted Tuesday, so he decided to vet Carly Fiorina as his "running mate" to eat the news cycle.
I wonder how many news people are going to question this as a stupid decision and highlight how Cruz is increasingly unlikely to be the nominee, especially since his only option is a contested convention.
https://whois.icann.org/en/lookup?name=cruzcarly.com
>Trump
>Washington Insider
LYIN' TED
>>72258657
Cruz is helping.
>>72258599
Reagan did this in '76. It failed and he lost the nomination that cycle.
I fucking HATE the way he nods his head and gives that fake as fuck smile every time he gets applause.
>Fiorina
Why doesn't he just drop out if he doesn't want to be elected?
I wonder who Trump will pick. I'd totally 100% vote for Trump/Webb, though I would feel like Sleepy Carson would get robbed out of the VP if that happened.
>>72258657
Yea, he has.
>>72258685
This.
I'm disappointed in you leaf.
>>72258657
He said last night he is the pressumtive nominee.
I don't think they're going to fight him even if he gets less than 1237. Plus, he only needs half of the available delegates to get there.
WHERE IS CARLY?
>Cruz copies everything Trump says
>paints Trump as on the opposite side
Damn Ted, you really live up to Trump's nickname
I just watched Trump's foreign policy speech.
Hillary and Obama are fucking done. Get 'em the hell out of here.
Is Trump a racist?
>>72258747
>A FUCKING LEAF
Yeah Ted, you sure get callouses on your hands from being a Princeton educated lawyer and Senator. Kill yourself.
>>72257097
He looks uncomfortable in that pic
>>72258590
you tried/10
>>72258586
If he does replace the locking block with a properly fitted one. Fixes the majority of issues
LOL CARLY IS THERE
>americans are ACTUALLY going to vote for a fascist demagogue
lmao
this is why you are the laughing stock the world
trump is a racist, misoygnistic, anti LGBTQ authoritarian neo liberal
you people scare me
in god we trust though right??? Weird
Ted has been parroting the same issues as trump but continues to insult trump. the woman vp card, cancer card god the list just doesnt stop. The hypocrisy and lies oh the lies. LYIN' TED
>>72258778
Newt Gingrich
NEXT STOP: DESPERATION CITY
POPULATION: RAFAEL
These guys on Hannity want more details.
They want more from Trump but they don't get it, he's reeling it out slowly to keep the attention and suspense on him.
Haha, this is so FAKE. Hilarious.
this desperation is insane
>stereotypical country song
Get ready for some brutal Trump bashing by this ugly bitch
I can't stop laughing.
wtf is happening?
this music
these people
i am so glad the tv is in another room, all I need is the sound, can't look at either of their faces
TED AND MISTER ED 2016
Why does he keep lying so god damn much?
Trump has already saved my life. I was never into politics before recently, just really unhappy with the direction my country was headed. How my life was going. Depression, truth be told.
I live in Northern Scotland and up here we have it really good in terms of immigration and we don't see much of it.
The thought of that coming here and ruining our countryside terrifies me.
Since then these threads and you guys have been a comfort to me. I've set up some streaming sites for rallys and comfy times and you guys seem to enjoy it.
Ad revenue has gotten me a decent PC and enough for a car, having gotten my licence recently. I might even leave my parents house for good and get a job soon.
Thank you, you wonderful cunts.
HARLEY
HARLEY
HARLEY
>>72257325
>So he gave up on being himself
That literally lasted 2 episodes, the ratings were tanking hard so he had to
The real Stephen Colbert is a massive progressive faggot who pretends to be a giant hippie
>>72258630
If you want a job in avionics, hit me up when you finish school. I'll prolly still be around.
LETS BOMB THE FUCK OUTTA RUSSIA AM I RITE
I like this country music desu. Shame it's associated with this artificial shitshow.
>>72258940
MARLEY
MARLEY
MARLEY
>>72258330
holy shit are you the same anon that has been making this one post every once in a while for months
>>72258896
Trump doesn't need a southern governor tho. This election is gonna be very swingy
>>72258707
>Today they are terrified
Some of us joined the Trump Train. I used to like Roboto.
>>72257795
More like trying to bring it back to life.
>>72257398
iktf bro
Has any other candidate announced a vp this early?
Cruz/Kasich have to be working for Trump. No way they can be this retarded, right?
She even talks through her nose like him
This speech makes it sound like Ted has already won
>>72258869
You missed your cue Correct the Record, Cruz is on right now, currently Hindenburging his campaign.
>My vice president can use smiley faces in text messages.
>>72258869
Dog save the queer :DD
Does Carly have parkinsons?
>>72258931
OF COURSE OF COURSE!
>Cruz chooses Fiorina
I'm shocked, he actually gave me another reason to hope he is not nominated.
>to be his VP for the republican nomination
What the fug does that even mean? What are they doing... pathetic.
>>72258749
thanks
pic needs to be updated
Carly United with Cruz and K-sick
Carly the Cuck
>>72256948
>FOREIGN POLICY SPEECH 4/27/16
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8RqLN3Qao
I just listened this whole speech.
I have zero doubts about this guy. He's the one.
How do I get a green card?
>>72258869
Suck more Muslim dick
TOUGH FIGHT CAUSE I'VE BEEN A WOMAN ALL MY LIFE
>>72258994
I've been posting since before Iowa
>>72259008
Ya I know but I want a moonbase
carly 'putin never returns my calls' fiorna.
https://youtu.be/A2lDIHyqo7Q
CARLY PLEASE GO
>>72258896
Fucking kill me I mean rep, REP
>>72258916
>can't stop laughing.
>wtf is happening?
>this music
>these people
RATE MISTAKES HORSE FOR 400 DELEGATES
>last night was pretty clear
Yea Trump won EVERY SINGLE STATE
>>72259022
I'm afraid they are that retarded.
>>72258869
>he supports Ted "kill the gays" Cruz, or Hillary "no marriage for gays until it helps me" Clinton
Wow, homophobic and transmysogynistic much?
Top kek
>>72259062
Pres/Vice Pres always run together in US elections.
>>72258947
I wouldn't know, I don't watch him and I stopped watching Colbert Report in ~2011 after it stopped being funny and he wasn't even really trying to play the character anymore.
>>72258869
>God Save the Caliph though right???
t. (You)
>>72258869
Like we give two shits what you think about our politics.
>>72259065
Fastest way is pretend to be Mexican
There is something who make a sign to when the public has to woooooooo or boooooo?
I mean like in a television show.
>>72258412
It was a Fortune 20 company when she ran it, and a Fortune 50 state afterwards
>>72258896
>a literal moonman
>literally repeats his same rehearsed lines
my sides
>>72258935
Glad to hear it anon
>>72257398
It has a motive
>>72257097
Did he actually do it?
>>72258869
low quality rat bait
ONLY TRUMP CAN DEFEAT HILARY
>>72257394
Here I was thinking I'd never find another tripfag I'd like again, then this wonderful poster comes along.
Thanks TNN, please keep posting
Jeb has as much a chance as Ted.
Who will he pick tomorrow?
>>72259122
AND EVERY COUNTY
>>72258796
>Plus, he only needs half of the available delegates to get there.
It's actually below that now. He only needs 46% of the remaining delegates
>>72259008
He was Speaker and knows DC inside out.
Trump wants/needs someone like this.
>>72259113
https://youtu.be/oz1Rh4Z3_hY
her own words - Secretariat
>>72259092
holy fuck if trump retweets something like this its all over
>>72258869
>anti LGBTQ
"Trump's campaign is filled with lobbyists"
1. Manafort
2. ????
3. ummm
>trump is a liberal insider
How is this even a thing?
OH GOD IT SINGS
>>72257398
Did you see how he brought up us turning on our back on Poland?
Yes, you're part of the MAGA movement too friend, lets build a better future for all humanity.
CRINGE
CRINGE
CRINGE
What the heck is going on
wtf is this singing shit
>this bitch singing
HOLY SHIT WHAT IS HAPPENING, SHUT UP ALREADY
cRINGE
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING??
IS THIS A JOKE???
wtf?
wtf is this?
>>72258796
Aren't a bunch of the remaining states winner take all too?
Trump has it pretty much locked down. It's a shame because I really wanted to see a contested convention and this is probably the closest I'll get in my lifetime.
OH GOD STOP CARLY
>this bitch is singing
GET EM OUT
OUT OUT OUT
jesus christ
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!?!
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SINGING
IS THIS REAL?
miii
>>72259077
that's impressive anon I hope you're still around when it's
>30 days until general election
>>72259022
Reagan did in '76. He lost.
this is the cringiest shit ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ewww it's singing
>singing
FUCKING WHAT?
>singing
This election can't get better
NEW THREAD NOW
what is this Sesame Street? I just cringed.
>>72259249
Newt is a smart dude. He will definitely be in his cabinet.
>CARLY SINGING
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN AN ENTIRE CAMPAIGN HAD A COLLECTIVE MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND SHIT ITS PANTS
He fought for banning dildos
C. CARLETON, STOP!
wtf
>>72259312
Paul "vote for Cruz get cement shoes" Manafort
This shit is so surreal
>>72257240
Nj fag here
Nj is heavy heavy trump. All competition is going to get BTFO. If he needs Jersey to clinch, he gets it. I work at a bar and just from talking to patrons, I haven't met anyone who isn't a trump supporter yet.
AND CRUZ JUST LOST AHAHAHAHA
TED IS A MESS
>>72259144
He isn't a candidate for for president yet, he has yet to become the nominee. She is the VP of what at this point?
>CRUZ
>WINNING
LOL
>>72259157
Currently perhaps, but not when Trump holds the reins of power, which is my cue to move to the US
Lyin Ted and this singing old hag are so desperate for political attention. 2 months ago she was railing against him.
Wow it's like Palin but worse
TRUMP PICKS CARSON AS RUNNING MATE
TURN ON CNN
Why is she talking like that?
>>72259092
That is incredibly damaging.
what happens if hillary is indicted during the general
new bread when ?
>>72259537
you're kidding...
right?
>>72259460
My sides
Why is she obsessed with Cruz' kids. CREEPY.
Can't fucking wait for Morning Joe tomorrow
The bullying will be off the charts
>>72258896
Newt will probably be Chief of Staff. I'm betting Sessions as VP honestly
>>72259484
New Jersey will be the last of the 13 colonies to vote Trump
>>72257097
>that I Stand With Israel shirt
NEW THREAD WHEN?!?
>>72259537
You think we're stupid enough to believe all major news channels wouldn't switch over to the Trump announcement
>>72258747
>Drumpf
Hello John, has your meme gotten any upboats today? Did you sell anymore sweat shop made hats?
>>72259498
Nothing. While he is technically free to choose his running mate at any time, I will admit that doing it in his position is a sad attempt at remaining relevant and acting like he is the presumptive nominee.
>>72258747
Where is the one with the twin towers in the background?
>>72259092
GET IT TO THE DON
TWEET IT TO DAN
TWEET IT TO ERIC
REV UP THOSE FUCKING ENGINES
>Cruz is a degenerate gambler like me
ABSOLUTELY HARAM, JESUS WEPT
>>72258310
>tfw Bill Whittle still isn't on the Trump train
>>72257240
>Does New Jersey vote before or after the convention?
never post here again.
can you guys give my pet frog a Trump themed name?
He will grow up to look like this
>>72259461
with you my Brit bro, and everybody else here
>>72257549
"get him outta here !!!! Get him out !!!
OUT OUT OUT !!!!"
>>72259827
Yuuge
>>72259827
Maga G.E.K
God Emperor Kek
what are we watching lads?
>>72257398
The white eagles will stand together, like they always have.
>>72257624
Hey guys, welcome to EB Games
>>72259065
same, it was an amazing totally solid speech
Hillary's gonna get destroyed when she reminds us that she wants to take down Assad and hand Syria over to terrorists.
>>72257385
>Posts gun with weaker caliber
>little guy
Nogunz pls
