you can only post in this thread if your country was invaded by Nazi Germany
>>72248946
Yeah, no.
>>72249015
NOPE THANKS TO YOU GREAT BRITAIN. I FUCKING LOVE THE QUEEN. HAIL ANGLOCRACY
>>72248946
Fun fact: Today in 1941 the Nazis entered Athens.
>>72249015
lol gtfo anglo
>>72249167
Blame Mussolini
>>72249220
Yeah, it's true. Hitler couldn't be bothered less to invade Greece.
>>72249316
was it actually part of the original plan or was it added on alter?
We deserved it.
>>72248946
Was it considered as an invasion if we surrendered before beeing effectivly invaded ?
>>72248946
Does it count if we allowed them in?
>>72248946
Poor Denmark
>>72249543
"poor" lel
>>72248946
And we're not going to be invaded by the Islamic Caliphate of Germoney either.
Hallo luitjes!
Hello my wonderful subjects.
I bid you fine greetings to all of you in Great Britain, the Commonwealth and beyond.
It has come to my attention that there is a certain amount of negativity surrounding the group of people who we collectively call the 'Anglos'.
There are some, some who refer to themselves as 'Aryans' who have pledged themselves and it made it their lifes work to destroy us - brave words. I've heard them before, from dozens of countries across all five continents, since long before you were created. But, now they are all Anglo.
Aryan minds are such fragile things. How could they forget me so quickly? We were very close, us and them.
They can still feel our bombs.
Furthermore their cultural and technological distinctiveness was unremarkable. They were unworthy of joining the Commonwealth; Why assimilate a people that would detract from perfection?
Those who join the Commonwealth are more than friends - they are family. You like having family, don't you? Surrendering to us turns us all into family. In fact, it brings us so close together.
Those countries who have been blessed by an Anglo presence are unlike others settled by other more inferior empires such as the ETERNAL FRANK and the UNCEASING SPANIARD.
Leave behind your trivial, selfish lives and be reborn with a greater purpose. Let us deliver your countries from chaos - into order.
t.Queen Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God Queen of this Realm and of Her other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
>>72249662
>incoherent
>not related to the topic
>barely comprehensible newspeak words
yup, its the UK
>>72249781
>>72249138
Shut up Cyprus, nobody cares about you.
A fucking island.
>>72249781
HAIL. TRULY INSPIRING. ANGLOCRACY IS THE ANSWER
>>72249781
our Queen could beat up your queen no contest
>>72249781
Huzzah!
>>72249781
ANGLO KIKE!
Or to put it in terms your island nigger ass understands, "perfidious albion"
We know all.
Ya shit yo knickers yeet?
>>72249920
>>72250050
We believed you would be an asset to us. We were wrong. You are weak. You are an imperfect being, created by an imperfect being. Finding you weakness is only a matter of time.
>>72250028
God bless you Cyprus once we leave the EU we will save you from the gruesome Turks that seek to destroy your exquisite Island.
>>72249399
it was only because Hitler was allies with Mussolini, and musso asked him for help with the invasion. Hitler did so under musso's request.
>>72250330
>You are an imperfect being, created by an imperfect being.
>>72249969
>A fucking island
A fucking leaf. At least we are not cucks yet like you. Now traipse with your weedman president at a fucking gay parade.
>>72250330
>We believed you
heh. you, you do know its the other way around, dont you? ... you dont? ha, lol
>>72250422
hmm interesting, il have to read up on that.
read Mussolini manifesto, "interesting" stuff
Tzar Putin.
You know it's happening.
>>72250611
pffft, tzardom ended a cold and unforgiving night and will never return
>>72250483
You greeks invented gays.
How else do you know about our gay parades?
Faggot!
>>72250496
We won't turn you into corpses. You're much too valuable to us with your bodies intact. But you've left the ANGLOSPHERE behind - if you were ever ANGLO to begin with.
Try to abandon your petty emotions as well. compassion.. anger... vanity... They've corrupted you. But the damage can be repaired.
>>72249475
that means we get it too, so does everyone
>>72250735
>if you were ever ANGLO to begin with.
-church burnings intensifies-
silly weak angols, should have stayed on your island
>Scotland okay btw
fuck off there are no more reparations for any of you
and what the fuck is the leaf and burger doing in here?
>>72250811
Don't see any niggers or spics in that picture, my burger friend. What the hell happened?
>>72249015
>literally what are channel islands
GET REKT
>>72250735
you were the first "nation" in recorded history to be blackmailed into paying the "if you dont pay we come and rape you again" tax" ... b-but anglo so stronk!
>>72250811
Do you have entire towns founded by Nazis?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Villa_General_Belgrano
>>72251025
there's one
>>72250952
>>72250997
we want no "reparations" my friend, that´s for lesser men, bygones be bygones, just rise again, would you?
>>72250952
>Patagonia
Nice fantasy.
IRL, it was colonized by the Welsh Argentines. Think about it. Even the fucking Welsh managed to colonize more than you.
>>72251192
>Out of three of most important octoberfest sites, only one is in germany
could germany be any more cucked
>>72251106
The Channel Islands. Fucking Seriously, your going to say the entire UK was invaded because they got as far as Jersey...
Jersey counts yeah?
>>72251303
are you looking for a fight?
>and "english" kings and queens have been fags
>>72251184
Reading posts like these make me awfully
somber, Do you not know that the Anglos were Danish? You too have Anglo blood, twit.
>>72250997
Yes, fuck leaf and burger. Get them Germany sama.
>>72251463
>managed to colonize more than you.
>"you" presumed Denmark
do you know who you are talking to son?
>>72248946
Not sure if invaded.
>>72251411
the times of european warlords wrecking shit is over
every white nation has neo-liberals calling the shots except for the five eyes and some irrelevant shitholes
>>72251640
>Anglos were Danish
oh you make me laugh silly racially and intelectually inferior Anglo
>>72251553
The german forces did occupy portion of your country so I'd say it indeed was invaded tho.
>>72251859
>>72251610
Do you also have a monarchy? I would slander them but fortunately for you I don't know anything about them.
>>72251770
you dont win by giving up my brother, achieve your dreams
>>72251770
>neo-liberals
i am glad people are finally using this instead of 'liberals'
There is literally absolutely nothing wrong with classical liberalism
>>72251998
>Czech republic not striped blue
Reeee etc.
>>72252010
>oldest monarchy in the world
>you LITERALLY begged us to inseminate your royalty
>now we are spreading our seed even to your colonies "royalty"
>the "english" will never truely know what it feels like to have a rightful monarch
>you royal family didnt even found your country
top lol
"Invaded".
lel
Country not invaded by Germany checking in. You're all fags.
>>72251859
Senseless barbarian.
>>72251741
we were honorary aryans my friend, never 4get
>>72252010
Obligatory
Do we count, technically we were bros with glorious Germany but then they sort of didn't want to leave when we needed them to and had to shoot the buggers out
>>72252297
you got invaded by japan thats billion times more pathetic
>>72252087
we are forced to use simple explanations on here so burgers can take part in discussions too
>>72252517
when?
>>72252028
if you think about it peace is one of the things hitler wanted for europe so things are not that bad
>>72251241
That guy is white
>>72252606
Aleutian Islands
>>72251998
France is fully romanic. Wallonia striped
>>72252263
You seem upset, I didn't mean to upset you my minuscule continental inconsequential friend.
My country was a great battleground.
>>72248946
Proud.
>>72252336
>he actually thinks the part of Jutland marked "Angles" is considered Danish, oh boy oh boy, talk to any Dane about Sonderjyland( the part marked Angles) and you will tryely see how the we feel about anglos
Reporting in
>>72251025
we were oppressing them at the time ;)
>>72252673
if you look at it that way, i guess we got it for a while right? atleat we had it aye?
>>72252887
Majestic as fuck
>>72252728
>he posts a picture of the polar bear
>while insulting a dane
>one of out largest colonial land possesions
i can feel how much your pants are hsaking with fear that we would have taken canada too
>implying we were invaded
>>72252801
Estonia!, NO!
stand with nordics! opose germanics
>>72253212
but nordics and germanics = ubermensch
>>72252868
Oh and we're the alleged inbred ones?
based af
>>72251470
Oktoberfest in Blumenau is fucking amazing
Heil Danmark!
>>72253166
>we wuz kangs u scared of our power we could have finna taken canada
>proud of being invaded
cuck genes
>>72253585
this board is basically lost
I mostly lurk here, but there is no content here
"i really didnt like the Nazies, i didnt like how the made you boys fight, i didnt like how the promoted war as good, they gave authority to to people who were far to young to weild it propperly, but damn it, they caused a lot of deaths, but the greatest death was the death of love for out country" translated quote from my grandpa, resistance fighter and patriot
>>72253585
It's not invasion!
If fuhrer does it, its a blessing. To have your land's dirt touch is Hugo Boss boots, it's a greatest honor a country can have.
>>72253315
>living on an island
well, hate to break it to ya friend-o ..
we invaded Nazi Germany
>>72253560
>3560▶
>File: kate-middleton-dresses.jpg (74 KB, 640x397)
>>>72253166 (You)
>>we wuz kangs u scared of our power we could have finna taken canada
>he couldnt even quote properly
yea truly worlds " greatest empire "
>>72250452
Why are Brits so fucking degenerate.
>>72253166
fucking hell danes are funny
>>72252887
>Hitler swaggers into Paris
>>72253827
>population of uk 60million population of Denmark 5.6million nice genepool m8
>>72250811
Do you think not having a fedora during those times is the same as wearing one now? hmm....
>>72253980
just cause you couldt stand the cold and had to follow the skirttails of the french to explore north
>the fucking French, lel
well you sure were good at conquering weal tribes in warm countries friend
>>72253941
>He can't tell the difference between images pulled from google and those not
>>72253974
>coming from a burger
>>72253929
>we
sure ignore the hardships and contributions of your allies and enemies so (You) could invade europe
>>72253974
>see image on image board
>think its 100% true
>American education
>>72254095
>Pakis
>>72254174
hahaha the butthurt is amazing pls tell me of the great conquests of "Denmark" kek
>>72254207
you are a good guy, 10+ hope for Germany
>>72253980
Yet another anglo lie.
reportan
>>72254254
>mad
>turk
>>72254389
you are right the Danish are really not funny just sad
>>72254343
>the butthurt
i wont write your autobiography for you friend,
but know in your heart that you are worse then the Jews,
you instigated war, you split brother country from brother country.
and you stole out ships like a nigger steal a bike
only fucking reason we are still on "good2 terms is because America beat the Germans in WW2
Danmark for evigt
>>72254782
>Attacks our ally gets attacked back
really if Aryans are the master race as you go on about why on earth did they lose? I didn't like the choices our country took back then but it happened get over it and stop crying like niggers do over slavery kek
>>72255008
niggers crying is bullshit, but when you just pledge superficial support to a country and that countr happensen to lose a country that was allied to that country goes "fuck it i hat those people over there for no reason" and just uses your city to test out theior new phosphor rockes for no reason burning our city for their amusement, and now the expect us to be all ike, oh yea sue engælladia the best!!
>>72248946
Fuck Germans and their cuck shit.
If it had not been for the damn socialist Denmark could have killed our fair share of Tyskersvin.
>>72254994
>>72255279
haha you do realise what happens in war? don't act like they didn't do the same to us and I'm finding it more and more harder to understand you as this conversation goes on
>may I suggest calming them tits
>>72255008
>>72255488
The real question is why you didn't declare war on the USSR.
Reporting
>>72255488
>>72255279
will you autistic fucks get a room?
>>72248946
Nazis and their faggoty allies the Soviets (who were actually worse).
Nobody knows.
>>72255488
>haha you do realise what happens in war?
yes,
> I'm finding it more and more harder to understand you as this conversation goes on
Danes drink, im drinking. and Danes drink proprortionally more in line with how much fun they re having
you have been fun. live a happy life, best wishes
>>72255595
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Unthinkable
>tfw Netherlands had the largest volunteer force in the Waffen SS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XclUwYSirhI
>>72255768
>But he bicycles were stolen!!
>>72255595
strategically speaking why would they declare war on the ussr when they had their hands full with the germans already?
you too :-)
n-nazi thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84mXC6zlvi8
>>72255595
They were real close at one point. I think the invasion on Norway prevented it somehow. Things could've been so much better if both armies engaged at one point but I bet they would soon go back to kissing each others ass anyway.
>wake up in an unknown bedroom
>hear cheering outside
>open curtains
>see this
>wat do
>>72255989
Best of luck
t. Dansken
>>72256424
contact nearest resitance movement cell
radio
find critical railroad
blow it the fuck up
>its the Danish way
>>72256305
>>72256424
>cucking your country to somebody who starved millions of your people
Kys Jerrycuck
>you will never be in a Hitlerjugend division somewhere in the mountains of Bavaria learning survival skills with other boys and girls, then seeing Erika smile at you from a distance and signalling you to come to her, then to make out behind the barn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
>>72255642
I second that
>>72256680
>>72256640
Churchill and Patton both admitted they fought the wrong enemy. One got shoved away out of politics and the other got assassinated.
>>72256680
Good cannon fodder.
Currently invading Germany.
>>72256680
Why live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md7h0tsBpQ0
>>72250952
we're still stuck with the fucking flag you made us use. fuck you
>>72256568
>Danish
>Resistance
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Good one, Mr. Schalburg.
>>72257075
You have the prettiest flag aside from Sweden. Why are you complaining?
>>72257075
>and infrastructure
>and language
>and culture
>and court system
>and sanitary system
yea, your fucking welcome
>>72250496
>>72249781
>Someone had the atutism to write this
Amazing
>>72248946
SUP nignogs
>>72257124
hows that railrod going Hans?
couldn't even defeat a bunch of swine farmers?
figures
Vi blev ikke invaderet. Vi rullede den rode lober ud og lod de radikale styre politiken. Og så gjorde vi det igen efter krigen. Og så gjorde vi det igen, og igen, og igen og igen.
De radikale er poltitikernes svar på en alfons.
>>72257418
har lige gemt den der Gif min ven, du tager slet ikke fejl, bare roligt driller bare tysken
Nazi times, best times.
>>72256424
Cry of joy.
They sure had a lot of support
>>72248946
All hail the liberators, can I get a Sieg Heil from all you Volksdeutsche out there?
>>72256568
How is being 12 treating you broder?
invaded so hard our king has to run and hide in the UK
>>72257841
you would be surprisingly accurate if you inverted the number 21, my actual age,
just thought id point it out for odity
Kys. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
also surrendered practically instantly...
There is no other alternative for white survival then fascism.
>>72257950
>his "king" left his country during war time
top kek
>>72257636
Ok. Jeg troede ikke tyskerne havde humor, for ham der Hipstersvinet trak plokket på Erdogan. Og jeg har boet der. Men de kan tilsyneladende godt præstere.
>>72255148
>that dead frenchman
every fucking time
>>72249781
We are not your subjects anymore, but we will sell you weapons and come in at the last moment to steal glory.
>>72255357
4000 danes died on the eastern front and 6000 sailors helped the allies
choose your uniform
>>72258249
haha ja dog
>>72257268
The ignorance in that post is reaching critical levels
>>72256568
Der var 6.000 plus danskere på ostfronten din spasser. Der var måske 600 danskere i modstandsbevægelsen... i 43.
Hvor gammel er du siden du er på /pol/ og stadig har illusioner om verden?
>>72258435
alt for jodisk næse
>>72256827
Highly glorious
>>72248946
Reporting in. We were intially neutral but gravitating towards Germany, until France started to lose and Italy occupied us. Hiltler told Mussolini to fuck off and we were brought under German occopation. We even became judenfrei
>>72258646
sode ven, dem der drag i krig for tysken var ikke Danskere, hvad er der ved det ikke forstår?
>>72258197
yeah king
>>72258197
>His "king "gave up and cucked himself
>his "king" made his country fight for five hours before he surrendered
>He thought five hours was enough to save face
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA homofaen
>>72257178
our original flag was stolen because it looked similar to the finnish flag i guess. beautiful as it is, how can this be a symbol of national unity?
>>72257268
yeah, we came really close to converting to danish language but some dane helped us
laws in iceland are outdated and something is finally being done about it
but ramming our brand new coast guard ship with a god damn frigate in the Cod wars was unnecessary
>>72258925
fuck yea King!
my grandmother, as a child, was actually personally told by the king on horseback to go back and study ath the school because that was more valuable
thats what king is, through and through
>>72258861
"No true scotsman". Ikke "Rigtige" danskere. Det er flot. Prov en ny logisk fejslslutning, og så prov at overbevise mig igen om at du horer til på /pol/ og er over tolv.
De var hojst sandsynligt mere danske, med mere stamtavle end de fleste af dem der var modstandsfolk.
>>72248946
You can only post here if your country is blue.
No beady Anglos need apply.
>>72252028
harald hardråde should have been of age, home and made king after yours passed.
Strange arrangement, whoever passes first will give the kingdom to the other. Damn.. and in the middle of christening and cucking..
History could have been very different.
>>72252693
>occupying uninhabited islands
>>72258954
Ro på nu Quisling. Man skal ikke kaste med helleflyndere når man selv bor i etværelses.
>>72259000
i, personally unironically love you Iceland,
tfw mongrel of Iceland, Sweden and Denmark, does it get more Nordic?
>>72259211
that's about all your king could do... talk to peasants like your grandma
>>72248946
they took over Guernsey or something... does that count?
>>72255148
Someone else who is raising awareness of the eternal Austrian
Godspeed fellow Anglo
>>72259267
hold nu fast mind ven, slynger du mudder imod modstandsmænende?
Anglos and Danes are the same thing
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danelaw
>>72249015
I wish More anglos were like Mosley instead of pic related
>>72251998
Why are non-Germanic countries so shit?
>>72252424
>lichtenstein is marked as country
kek
>>72259800
Exactly they are both Germanic.
>>72251998
>Brittany
>Not stripped
disappointed in you desu senpai
>>72259424
I don't speak cock-in-throat language
Your retarded proverb does not make sense. Do not throw fish around when you live in a room?
>>72259800
Haha. sodt at du ikke kan forskellen, men du er jo også bare Amerikaner ..
>>72249433
Obviously there is a Surrender clause for the French. You guys are excellent warriors and soldiers, but you love Paris too much. You should have fought with honor and let Paris get wrecked in 1940 because you seem to have just given it to the North African and Arab Invaders today.
>>72259638
Ork nej. Men der var flere på ostfronten end der var modstandsfolk. Og det er bare et faktum. Det eneste tidspunkt der var flere modstandsfolk end Frikorps mænd, var da Danmark blev befriet.
Vi har siden 1850erne haft en strålende tradition for radikale blinde vinkler. Vi har dem stadig. Så længe vi ikke vil betale hvad vores forsvar og vores idealisme koster, så længe vi jeg anse os for at være hyklere.
Vi er stadig en nation af hyklere.
>>72260097
sodt nok din rebelske koloni, kom dog tilbage i faders fagn, det er det rigtige
>>72260216
>Men der var flere på ostfronten end der var modstandsfolk.
ja, og din pointe er? der er ALTID færre der kemper for frihed enf or undertrukelse
>>72260097
Du er nordmand. Du er cirka 100 bag kontinentet. Helleflyndere er noget din nation er kendt for. Din nation er i ovrigt kendt for at være den forste hovedstad i Europa hvor der er flere Sorte end oprindelige.
Tillykke med det.
Sup gaise.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_Station_Kurt
>>72260414
fuck af med din vejr station
>>72255454
>>72260366
Har du snart flere logisk/retoriske fejslutninger på lager eller er du ved at være færdig med at lobe tor?
Frihedskæmperne var i starten terrorister. Det var forst da Danskerne så at tyskerne ville tabe at det skiftede. Læs din historie knægt.
>Their countries got invaded
>By Autistic Barbarians
>>72251303
Actually fucking kek'd
>>72253585
>"proud of being invaded"
>italy
>no murika no not sicly
>no murika no not entire italy
>hey murika we suck you dick if you let us keep trieste
>hey murika we do anyting you our greatest ally
>hurr hurr fuck you other countries we wuz roman emperorz n shiet
>getting rekt in every war since the unification of italy
your turn, you shitskin midget sphagettiman
>>72260830
ja? sådan er historie? er det her nyhedder for dig? går du i syvende klasse?
>>72260383
>Helleflyndere er noget din nation er kendt for.
Jaha
>Din nation er i ovrigt kendt for at være den forste hovedstad i Europa hvor der er flere Sorte end oprindelige.
Logn
>Tillykke med det.
Takk
>>72260239
Kongene titulerte seg med konge over Norge. Vi var mer enn en koloni
>>72261298
>bruger logisk/retoriske fejlslutninger ad nauseam.
>besoger /pol/.
Skrid perker.
>>72261542
Jeres land var ikke en nation for i fik en Dansk Adelig.
Lidt taknemmelighed ville være ok.
>>72256424
Wondering why I'm not yet enlisted
>>72256869
Source for claims?
Not doubting. Seeing is believing.
>>72250952
don't make a map claiming colonies in africa
niggers will come and claim "rights" from "stolen resources"
>>72251192
Argentina is where I'm going to move once the Trump Reich falls through. Do you have any white towns by the sea?
>>72261601
hvor tror du du er?
>>72248946
Nah fuck it i post anyways
>>72248946
fourth reich reporting, we are ruled by hidden nazis smuggled in by operation paperclip
>>72262195
mountain jews intervene as a thread is dying, history repeats itself
>>72262419
The nazis are about to emerge from their antarctic paradise having purged themselves of all spiritual and physical impurity for three generations.
Thricefold did they lay in the deep places, and that primordial dream which they followed shone brighter than the sun.
And the light of this was a dark light for the world above would not see it.
And when they had emerged from their paradise their light shone forth almost as bright as the sun above in that antarctic void. And they did unleash their armies on the world, and bird and beast they could control.
And it came to pass that the world was reordered according to the final, divine plan, and the demiurge at last was sent roaring into the Hell he himself had made. And the light of Sophia did guide them into ascension above even the archons themselves, into glory.
>>72256305
I'm a National Socialist and I can't stand this German shit. Whatever that instrument is reminds of Bavaria, the most meme-worthy German country in existence.
>>72250811
>>72251025
>>72251241
>>72263334
Looks like he's hiding. Why is he doing that?
>>72248946
Lets unite scandenavia and drive the mongols out of Finland and make the rightful owners return to the nation.
>>72256827
Faen så smukt.
>>72262969
i wanna put that in Lena Dunham's dick hole and sell the footage to TMZ (or James Cameron). $$$
>>72252263
>>72252728
Barely relevant nations make themselves feel better by living in the past. Tear me apart in 50 years when our empire has fallen, but right now fuck both of you.
>>72263470
you are welcome to try it,,
but I wouldn't bet on your success
>>72252887
Did you know this was the first and only time Hitler went to Paris. He flew in at 6:00 AM and left before dinner. Crazy
>>72264242
>>72264070
>>72265273
wew lad
>>72248946
DF årsmode?
>>72249543
I see you cut out the part where the Kalmar Union should be.
>>72265273
Reeeeeee, stop it you silly boy
>>72266641
lol'd at the picture even tho it's full of shit
