Utah Fag here help me /Pol/!
I don't want to live here anymore
Dubs decided where i go
http://abcnews.com.co/utah-makes-pornography-illegal/
>>72247918
>watch porn of another man smashing a girl
fuck off degernate beta
>>72247918
holy shit, i thought you were bullshitting op
i need to move there
You should kill yourself you degenerate pervert
>>72247918
>make our state pure from the heathens who go against God's will
So much for separation of church h and state
>>72247918
since amerifats cant possibly overcome their desires and instincts, the state must make mandates against it
this is sign of a low intelect society
>>72248027
>>72248190
>>72248208
Don't kid yourselves faggots, literally every healthy male jacks off to porn, in fact men have been jacking off since the dawn of time
Besides, what are they going to do, send the cyber police after me?
>>72248375
>t. Low intellect society
>>72247918
This is the social conservatism Cruz wanted to move towards.
>>72248369
Go prep the bull Karl, your wife's been waiting for far too long
>land of the free
>>72248454
topkek, watching porn is the most faggot thing to do. I need sources on
>every healthy male jacks off to porn
I don't care what you do, but you are a fucking faggot.
everything but softcore should be banned.
>>72248454
You just don't get it, do you?
>>72248454
>jacked off since the beginning of time
Yes
>every healthy male watches porn
Lolno.
Masturbation is good, porn is not. The fact that you can't mentally fantasise well enough to whack it without porn should tell you something
>>72248454
>literally every healthy male jacks off to porn
i don't. there's no point in jacking off when you can just have sex with your gf.
>>72247918
What century is this from?
>>72247918
Venezuela so you can see the happening
>>72248795
What's there to get, canacuck?
Please, enlighten me
>pol can't spot a bs source
pol can't spot a bs source
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>>72248454
this is what the jews have been telling you. oy vey go jerk off with some porn totaly healthy and normal, traps? no problem its straight goy trust us
Good. Start using your imagination
>inb4 OP starts using his imagination
>gets cucked every time because he doesn't know how to control his imagination anynore
Yes goy. It worked!
>tfw prohibition on porn
>smuggle porn in from Mexico
>build wall
>rebellion in Utah
>Mormons unleash magic underwear
>fly through wall smashing to pieces
>Trump declares war on Utah
Trumps plan all along, your move #MormonMissles
The fact that Fight The New Drug hasn't posted about this yet leads me to believe that this is fake.
>>72249000
>calling a Canadian a canacuk
>watches porn like a true cucked faggot
kill yourself please. live stream on twitch preferred.
>>72247918
Detroit
Do it faggot
>>72248999
Well OP, looks like I decided where you're going.
>>72247918
>com.co
What the hell kind of domain is that anyway?
>>72248454
Jerking off is not the same as jerking it to porn.
>>72247918
Based Utah.
>>72249000
Maybe that porn is bad for you?
Have you even bothered to look it up?
Google is your friend, anon.
>>72247918
How would they be able to enforce this
>.com.co
i give u 1 out of 6 billion memes that's the best i can do
just set up a vpn from another state/country and wack off like normal. What are they going to do? Bust down ur door as ur busting a nut and cuff ur dick?
>>72249275
An excellent retort
Truly, ancient Canadian philosophy at its finest
>>72247918
Ogden here
Fucking mormons fuck!!!!!!!! Well good thing i downloaded 3tb of porn. The funny thing is this mormon fucks are the ones who watch porn and are into some kinky shit. I fucked a mormon wife for a couple of months who i met from Craigslist. Fucking cunt ended up getting pregnant and had an abortion.
I also fucked this mormon wife i was working with. She looked very innocent but we hit it up real quick. She was qt lady too.
What's the status of 4Chan in utah
>Admits to the NSA corroborating with ISPs to monitor citizens illegally
wew
>>72249390
Blocking porn IP's
They wouldnt be able to stop physical copies from getting into the state but thats a no duh.
Can you imagine police trying to enforce this?
>knock on the door
>its a cop
>sir we got a search warrant
>we believe you have some lewd pictures on your computer
>cops appreciates his taste in lewd anime
>lets him go
I hope this actually happens.
I'm going to jerk off regardless, that is a silly law. I'm curious as how strictly they are going to enforce it.
>>72247918
>Not able to function without porn
revaluate your life tbqh
>>72249384
>arrested for porn-related google search
>>72249481
Too bad you're addicted to porn and youre gonna get ED by the time youre 25, if you havent already.
Satire website.
>>72249443
>American flag responds
>being American educated, you don't recognize it's not a Canadian
lulz
>>72247918
This will be struck down by the supreme court just like our mexican profiling law.
>>72249481
Lol and /pol/ calls other races degenerate for doing the same thing. You aren't above them, kill yourself.
On an unrelated note my professor keeps saying that if we spent all campaign financing on national debt we'd be debt-free. Can't tell if he thinks our debt is tiny or campaign spending is enormous but I don't see how he can believe that and never check his facts. Pretty crazy.
honestly theres no reasonable way to enforce something like this.
Try to fine or jail someone over watching some big booty hoes and all hell will break loose
wait why is porn bad now?
pls explain it to me?
>inb4 jewish conspiracy to make you infertile
>>72247918
>while pornography that involves any kind of homogayness, that being sodomy or Devil worshipping, will result in long-term prison sentences
I guess I better hide my trap sucubus porn.
>>72249644
Naw m8, im 28 and my dick still gets rock hard. Plus im not a white man.
Reminder that stupid shit like this is what pushes the people towards voting for liberals. Keep your "muh Bible" shit out of politics or don't complain when the pendulum swings back to the left.
>>72249826
Im not white bro. Im hispanic.
>>72247918
Based Utah fighting degeneracy
>>72249852
It gives you unrealistic expectations and standards, and probably impacts your libido
>>72247918
>"Freedom"-landers will defend this
>>72250052
sounds like something a feminist would say
They did not make it illegal. Governor just declared it a "public health crisis"
>>72249340
A joke one. Look at the fucking 'ABC' logo
>>72249868
I would like to say any state that still has sodomy laws on their books will abuse the fuck out of that when they want to.
Live in alabama and its a usual multiple time a week thing someone is getting arrested for something and the popo find out the person is gay or had some buttsex and throw in sodomy to the list of charges just for shits and giggles
>>72249852
>there is nothing wrong with fapping to abother man fucking some chick
>nothing bad can come from it no addictions or sexual perversion
I can go on and on why porn is cancer especially upon young men.
>>72250052
>It gives you unrealistic expectations and standards
why?
what if you fap to amatuer stuff like average cam girls flicking their bean?
how does that influence your standards
>probably impacts your libido
probably?
>>72249990
You have to go back
>>72250052
Read You're Brain on Porn by Gary Wilson. It's interesting. Didn't stop me from watching porn though
>>72250140
You don't have to be gay to practice sodomy. Women have anuses too, you know?
>>72250246
>there is nothing wrong with fapping to abother man fucking some chick
so solo videos are fine?
>nothing bad can come from it no addictions or sexual perversion
doesn't stop alcohol from being legal
people shouldn't be treated like children
it's your own god damn fault if things take control over your life like that
>>72250317
>you're
Clearly.
>>72250325
Oh they get blacks all the time for it but gays are just easy targets for the shit since well buttsex
>>72250418
*your
So kick me in the stomach
What more disconcerting is the fact that some Jew went out of his way to make this fake false flag article.
The governor never banned porn. Only declared it a public health crisis and is trying to get people educated about it.
This is a FALSE FLAG article. It's not from the real news site.
>>72250404
alcohol legal in UTAH?
LOL
Pornography IS degnerate and should be made illegal. I'm moving to Utah. Didn't know that state is so based.
>pol is filled with mormon/presbyterian tier faggots
I knew it
Fake website
>>72247918
thou shalt not see cunt
>>72250885
what? seriously?
aren't you the land of the free?
>>72250885
Alcohol is legal in Utah
Durrhurr
You fucking idiots you're reading a liberal satire piece.
The only thing sadder than porn addicts is whoever took the time to write this fake article and all the people here who actually believe it's real.
Porn is bad for mental health.
However, arresting people for watching porn? What happen to freedom and liberty? Fuck off Islam-lite.
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Just come to AZ anon. It's where all the degenerate Mormons who are trying to escape their faith go
>>72251423
The fact that you didn't check the site and realize it's fake shows that the internet is bad for your brain.
>>72251423
The fact that you didn't check the site and realize it's fake shows that the internet is bad for your brain.
The Utah governors actual statement was just that; porn is it unhealthy and there should be a media campaign against it, but he explicitly said he isn't banning it
>>72247918
>>72247918
>>72247918
so can you get in trouble for watching porn or just making it? like what would happen to a chaturbate whore in Utah?
>>72247918
>abcnews.com.co
Lol.
>>72251592
Another idiot who fell for the fake article.
How about you read?
This whole thread is proof that nobody ever reads the article or even noticed the fake URL and they just respond like Pavlov's dog.
>>72247918
Nashville, TN
Just do it anon.
Bring your guns too.
>>72247918
Time to go out of the basement and start talking to real women. You might even be able to get a girlfriend, love and sex that way. Incredbible I know. But it's better to be a slave to the kikes, right? Why would you make an effort?
>>72247918
Syria
>>72249036
This lol what a bunch of shills
>>72247918
>>72248454
This is a serious issue. Can they really ban porn?
How are they going to enforce this, are there certain categories that are allowed?
This can't be real, everybody jacks it to porn. Hell half of this site is basically porn.
Can you imagine the number of creeps and kinks people are into spilling out into the street. Think about all those gay shota guys in Utah thinking about living out their fantasy, because they can't fap anymore. A bunch of men are going to be out in force at bars hitting on women because they've got nothing better to fap too.
Fucking Mormons and old people man
>>72247918
Stay in Utah and stop being degenerate.
>>72253233
You got shilled. Read the link it's LIBERAL SATIRE
>>72253432
>check google
>Only two sources
>mfw I took the bait
9/10 OP pretty good
You applied yourself
>>72248369
The separation of Church and state Jefferson wrote about was at the federal level, not the state level. Massachusetts had an established religion (Congregational) until 1833, years after Jefferson died. It wasn't until 1947 that the Supreme Court declared the Fourteenth Amendment incorporated the First Amendment in regards to religious liberty, and the exact boundaries to which this applies to states is still in dispute today. For example, Massachusetts still has a clause in their constitution for the observation of Protestantism. See, Part 1 Article 3: https://malegislature.gov/Laws/Constitution
>>72247918
Good job OP I literally just woke up and believed it. 10/10 would fail to notice the .co again.
>>72247918
*trump voice* CHINA
>>72250264
>gives you unrealistic standards
All depends on the porn you watch
>probably
I'm not an expert here
>Watching the pornographic jew
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JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMES
>>72247918
>.com.co
are they talking about the utah in colombia?
>>72247918
>>72247918
IT'S OVER, TRUMP IS GOING TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT YOU RETARDED MOTHERFUCKERS, BETTER JOIN THE ARMY WHITE BOI
>>72247918
This is obviously fake. Pornography is protected by various supreme court cases federally.
>>72251702
there is no god
