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I am now a cruz missle
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>>72246928
JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE
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>>72246928
Hes losing and she has a terrible track record.
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He picked her because she's the only one with an uglier face than his
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But who will trump announce?
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>>72247096
which one
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>>72247272
Ben "Nigger Jim" Carson
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It still boggles my mind how fucking dumb this country is.

You John Kasich a credible, effective, established, and all around level-headed and affable republican who has in more ways than one help change the country, let alone how based he's been in Ohio.

And who gets all of the attention and votes? A borderline retarded narcissist who is only getting votes because people recognize his name, and a shitty sociopathic senator who believes in demons and bullshit.

This is what the rest of the world sees when they look at us...How embarrassing.
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She's sexy as hell, I don't see the issue here.
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>>72247272
Ivanka
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>>72247458
When shilling, try to type more like us to make it more believeable
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>>72247228
Leave Food Man alone. He just wants his pancakes.
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>>72247272
A clone of himself.
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>>72247458
perfect VP for Trump. Also a succesful business guy.
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Running with the womyn angle, eh zodiac?
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>>72247272
I really liked Carson.
I hope he teams up with Trumperinho
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Where do they run to?
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>>72247942
Nah, I'm just not a complete fucking idiot to elect a celebrity, just because he's famous and says things in small simple ways so retards can somewhat understand it.
>>72248117
He'd make a great president, and he would never be a meme candidate's VP.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>72247272
WEBB

TRUMP/WEBB 2016

CANT STUMP THE TRUMP/CANT EBB THE WEBB
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>>72247096
no thanks
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>>72248295
I Voted for Rand: The Post
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https://data.desustorage.org/a/image/1438/50/1438508279939.jpg

WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
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Trump makes a foreign policy speech denouncing globalism, Ted responds by finding one of the worst globalists in the country and making her his vp.

>There is no job that is America's God-given right anymore.
>-Carly the globalist cunt
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>>72247458
>le Soros-funded Lehman Bros. Face

Fuck off shill
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> Can't even get 1237 delegates anymore
> Announces a VP

Holy shit this is just desperate as fuck. This is like when Jeb called in his brother to make a speech for him, just for Jeb to crash hillariously.
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>>72246928
was expecting this to be his running mate.
Oh, well looks like zodiac killer's got his next hostage
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>>72248451
SHIT WRONG LINK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIM8zt-gEws
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>>72248435
Nope, I didn't vote republican. Obviously, if I did I'd vote for Kasich since day 1.
>>72248459
I fucking hate Hillary
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>>72247272
hopefully sleepy doctor, he is truly based
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>>72246928
lmao he's fucking done
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>>72247458
Go back to Ohio, John, and have dinner with George Soros. Maybe you two can make love under the moonlight afterwards.
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>>72247444
>>72248241
>>72248578
A double non politician ticket is a disaster, stop being retarded
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>>72247780
>She's sexy
This is b8 right?
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>>72246928

Fugly and Fuglier
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>>72247272
Bill Clinton.
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>>72248554
> Obongo lover detected
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>>72248295
$0.05 has been deposited to your bank account.
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>>72248554
Then stop shilling for her republican clone
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>>72247272
Bernie. That would be so gangster
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>>72247458
Kasich is Hillary-lite

Look at a side by side comparison of him and Hillary and it's literally Romney and Obama all over again.
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>>72247228
Too bad he'll never be relevant enough to Trump to hit him with a nickname. Starving Kasich is fun.
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>>72248622
>m-muh politics

being a "politic" is literally useless, what does that even mean? that you are good at selling your soul to get some votes so you don't have to actually work?
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Glenn Cuck predicted this
It's fucking fantastic.
Trump just won the nomination.
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Who here is hoping for a Trump/Paul ticket?
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>>72248634
>mfw someone calls Fiorina hot
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>>72248835
BASIC
KASICH
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>>72246928
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>>72248808
Nationalist + socialist = ????
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>>72247272
Either
Jeff Sessions or Marco Rubio

He called Rubio a good guy at a rally. It would get the establishment onboard
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>>72247444
kek
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Holy fucking shit, this can't be real.
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>>72248862
The Pauls despise trump, sadly, not a possibility
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>>72247458

John Kasich is a homosexual. He loves penis in his mouth and anus. His entire inner circle is of the faggot and it's been that way forever. Fuck off.
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>>72246928
HOL UP

HOL UP


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH BIX NOOD CRUZ MUFUGGA
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>>72248770
He's the best you fucks had since the beginning. Hell, Paul and Rubio, FUCKING BUSH were decent, but now you're left with essentially a retard and bible-nut.
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>>72248899
SEXY.
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>implying you wouldnt hit it
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>>72249058
>of the faggot
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>>72249058
ok japan, just because he likes long...sub sandwiches. And eating all the time.
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>>72249095
JEB
IS
A
MESS
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>>72249095

Kasich has sex with men. Literally.
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>>72248846
Because it nullifies the argument

>hurr they're inexperienced

The entire point of nominating a VP is to select someone as contrasting as possible in order to appeal to a wider voter base

This is politics 101, Brazil, get your shit together
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>>72247780
>She's sexy
Even standing next to Ted Cruz, she looks fucking awful.
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>>72249028
Yeah, I like the Pauls. But I think they both should realize that they could do more by being close to their perceived enemy, instead of from the outside.
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A winning ticket.
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>>72248043
I now imigine Trump employing trumpbots like Dr. Doom.
>someone finally stumped Trump !
>it was a trumpbot !
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>>72249250
That meme was quick
And spicy as fuck
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>>72249181

Worst kept secret in DC. Co-faggotated with his "Chief of STAFF" boyfriend for 14 years.
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>Cruz/Fiorina

Mediterreanean bastards ruined America
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>>72249250
Saved
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all for the low low price of 500k burgerbux
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>>72248117
I know you're from Poland so you probably don't know this but Kasich would never agree to that. He is in the race specifically to stop trump. He is paid by Soros
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>>72248933
>>72248808

Jesus, if only. Literally perfect ticket that would begin the thousand-year 4th Reich.
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>>72249028
I'm sure if Trump extended the olive branch, Rand would take it, but it's extremely unlikely, sad really because that would make his ticket really appealing to most voters.
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>>72248983
Jeff Sessions will be on his board of immigration and border security. He already said that
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>>72249250
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>>72249095

Kasich said it himself. If he was running as a Democrat he would have locked up the nomination already.

Its true, he belongs to the wrong party. His brand of compassionate conservatism died 30 years ago and barely came back to life with W, then died hard in 2008
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I don't understand this move at all. What are her credentials?

>Ran HP into the ground and fired 30,000 employees, couldn't find a company wanted to hire her so she tried running for the senate and LOST

I don't get it!
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>>72249238
They're sellouts. This is coming from someone who supported paul in 2012.

Trump is our true savior now.
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>>72247780
Have you looked at that face?
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>>72249058

>of the faggot
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>>72249360
>>72248933
>>72248808
PREDICTING IT NOW
IT GON HABBEN
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>>72249378
The that leaves Rubio

He wants a political insider. Christie is also too close to NY. They would want to be spread out

I hate cucksich but he would also help win Ohio
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>>72249095
In whst world would yet another open borders warmongering bank-slave be the best choice?

I'll take my chance with the 170 IQ "retard" that attended Wharton
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This is honestly worse for the Cruz campaign than if the sex scandal broke
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>>72249416
>I don't understand this move at all. What are her credentials?

Her credentials are she's a great loser, which will help alleviate some of the failure that El Rato will endure when him and Sorosbot 9000 are throughly blown the fuck out over the next couple weeks.
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>>72248948
Most triumphant
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>>72248295
You must be a Hillary fan if you think Kasich would make a good president. That stupid motherfucker is being payed by the same people as her.
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ITS OVER. TRUMP ALREADY TWEETED OUT AND REKTED CRUZ
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>>72246928
Didn't someone predict on twitter that Cruz was gonna announce his running mate today to take the buzz away from Trump?
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>>72246928
>running mate announced
mate? more like mattress
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>>72246928
Desperation increases.
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>>72249538
IQ is pretty subjective, also you don't need to be all that insightful to see how goddamn stupid he is.
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>>72249636
I voted for Bernie. And I think Kasich would be a good REPUBLICAN candidate. Because let's face it, no matter who runs against her, Hillary is rigging and stealing this election, like she's already doing right now.
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>>72248808
Legendary.
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>>72249642

FORGOT LINK

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/725396879723384832
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>>72247780
>hello anon
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>>72249661
>"Oh no not flooding the country with illegal immigrants is so retarded"
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>>72249661
You're very eloquent in your stupidity. Did you take classes in being a retard?
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Carly "le Botox" Fiorina
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>>72249741
>Kasich
>literally a liberal
>funded by Soros
>loves common core
>loves amnesty
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>>72249661
>IQ is pretty subjective
yeah if this was 1932 maybe
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>>72247458
Ya lets just follow the European/Angloshpere template because that is obviously the best path for America.

I mean. we don't want European liberals to mock us. We better spread our buttcheeks in preparation for a million illiterate Syrians amiright?
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>>72247458
Hi Hillary shill!
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>>72249741
Kasich is owned by Hillary's keepers. A Bernie fan shouldn't be so fucking blind to campaign finance issues.
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Hillary would have such an easy time against this ticket
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>>72247228
Two losers running together in a race they've both already lost kek
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CARLY SHILLORINA
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>>72249538
>President is nothing more than a glorified spokesperson for banks
>Check IQ of them (including "assumed" for when before IQ tests were around)
>Literally none of them below 165
>People continue to think that either A) IQ means anything or B) These people are telling the truth

How did Americans become so fat and stupid?
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>>72249661
You got me. Your opinion-based narrative has me convinced. I am now #SuckingDickForKasich
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>>72248384
Webb is a cool guy but he is still far too left of center for the GOP he would kill the ticket
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>>72249741
>You're all dumb, i'm smart!
>Voted for Bernie

You just contradicted yourself.
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>>72250059

>he would kill the ticket

nonsense
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>>72250059
But Trump isn't aligned with the GOP

And he's not anywhere near too far left, all people on the right love a war hero.
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>>72249203
Well Kasich will eat anything, so cock is like candy.

And there's only one way to eat that fucking much without getting fat... AIDS!
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>>72246928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Eky9MK7-HI

related
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>>72250059
I think if he played up his service in Vietnam, he could swing it.
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>>72247272
Jim Webb
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>>72249940
Ofcourse I am. In this case it doesn't matter, because Cruz and Trump are faaaaar worse. And I said earlier it wouldn't matter anyway because they'll both lose to Hillary, legitimately or otherwise.
>>72250067
Did not accuse anyone in particular for being dumb, just the nation's reputation as a whole.
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>>72249656
Underrated fucking post
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>>72248384

if trump did this he would have my vote
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The two most unlikable GOP candidates join? Good job.
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>>72249661
What have you done or accomplished that says you are smarter than him other than posting poorly photoshopped poop memes?
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>>72247272
Condaliza Rice

>woman
>nigger
>better tenure as sec of state than Hillary

It completely disarms all critcisms Clinton can throw at trump, as well as tramples all over her muh vagina muh experience rhetoric.
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>>72250219
You all realize that Trump is getting a lot of claims to be a liberal, and if he adds Webb to the ticket, a guy who literally ran for president as a democrat...Conserivatards will essentially think it's now a liberal party.
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>>72250226
>Guys just vote for the guy who is more like my party!

Do you even hear yourself?

In that case, you should have voted for Webb you dumb socialist.
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>>72247272
Chris Christie is still randomly behind Trump during rallies. That usually only happens during the endorsement, and maybe a few times after. It's a long time since he endorsed him. He's tagging along for a reason.
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>>72246928
That look in her eye.
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>>72246928
so Ted "if you won't stand with Israel then I won't stand with you" Cruz has teamed up with Carly "my good buddy Bibi" Fiorina...

when are we going to talk about the dangers of radical zionism among our political elite?
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>>72250012
>Say someone is a retard
>They clearly arent, give evidence of some amount of mental capacity

I don't recall saying IQ meant anything other than implying that it made him, at the very least, not a retard, which was the accusation

Thanks for posting in a thread about American politics, though. Your opinion is valued and relevant. Now fuck off.
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>>72250511
Thankfully they will never be near the White House
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>>72249741

Kasich is the worst Republican on the right.
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>>72250353
Yeah but Condi is also a bit of a progressive
Omarosa would be better at the job but the idea of her possibly being president scares me since
a) she's a nigger
b) she most definitely would chunk her loyalty out the window for cash
>>72250495
>Randomly
He's getting a cabinet seat, it's why he dropped out and endorsed him
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>>72250335
Well for one I have a college education which is more than about 95% of Trump's voters. I can also see through his non-policies, poor rhetoric, childish exchanges, 3rd grade speeches, and blaming entire demographics for our problems, with equally childish solutions.
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>>72250226
Having our country sold away is far worse than anything Trump could do and Cruz is still less likely to screw over our citizens than Hillary.
You must let others do your thinking for you.
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>>72248933
If Kek will it...
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>>72248808
No, Trump will make Bernie the Secretary of Fuck China.
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Dude fuck ted cruz, hes just another dinosaur Texas conservative.
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>>72250353
She has her own - Benghazi - level dirt. No way in hell.
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>>72250698
>illegal immigration is not a problem

I hate leftist so much.
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>>72250698
Hopefully, we can get you a real job after Trump gets elected. Then you can do something with that degree other than shilling on a Vietnamese surfboarding website
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>announcing a vp
let him live his own fantasy for a few days, guy just lost his dream of ever becoming POTUS.
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>>72250815
What has Condaliza even done politically in the last 8 years?
Also rolling.
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>>72250698
>I have a college degree

And?
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>>72248854

>tfw your Bernie tattoo looks more like Nigel
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>>72247272

Newt Gingrich
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>>72250815

rolling 7

>no homo
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>>72250353
Alex Jones would have a stroke, pls don't kill him
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JIM "SPOILS OF WAR" WEBB
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>>72251188
whats his track record?
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>>72247458
>a credible, effective, established, and all around level-headed and affable republican
>implying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_pIrNvog0o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhHi1ukd4mc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqVrpFXXdB0
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>>72248811
>literally
>>72248846
>literally
>>72249203
>Literally
>>72249360
>Literally
>>72249856
>literally
>>72250012
>Literally
>>72250373
>literally
ITT: Millennial "literally something something" newfags from the echo chamber known as reddirt
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>72250698
He has a bachelor's degree in economics from an Ivy League school which is nothing to snub about. So you aren't really proving anything there, not with your list of vague baseless accusations either. You just sound like a typical ass blasted Trump hater with no substance to your "complaints". Which to be fair is likely the fault of media brainwashing you and pumping blatant lies about him into your bloodstream 24/7, but it doesn't exactly paint you as an intelligent individual, much less as or more intelligent than Trump.
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>>72247272
No one. He will be president and vice president.
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>>72250910
Funny thing, it's actually not. It wasn't even issue for about a decade until Trump brought it back up.

Especially Mexico, if we actually did what Trump lies about what he's going to do, watch how fucking fast our country gets fucked over.
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>>72246928

Wasnt Fiorina Giving money to the Cruz campain already?
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>>72251332
>getting triggered over a word

Hello tumblr
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>>72246928
hush money isn't enough now to keep Carly quiet
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>>72250495
I know a lot of people like to dismiss Christie but I think he'd be a good choice, but I understand the lack of geographical and ideological diversity.

Two northeast Republicans would be a mistake I think but Christie would be a great fucking attack dog.
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>>72251358
I have a full-time job that pays well, and I deal with law.

Also what you said is more literate, more intelligent, and more substantive than anything Trump has said/written during his entire campaign.
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>>72247272
DID WE ALREADY FORGET THE GREAT DEEDS THIS MAN HAS DONE FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE?
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>>72251452
>Using the word triggered while calling someone else Tumblr.
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>>72250059
Every Republican respects Webb who worked for the Reagan administration.

This could definitely work...
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>>72251391

The Asian countries strict immigration seems to keep them very well off, why continue to pay for these people through our taxes while they refuse to pay any? Why should they come without getting a green card which is breaking the law? Why is that okay? I know you'd love more lefty votes, but it's not happening reddit.

A wall is coming.
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>>72251534
so
you haven't listened to anything trump has said
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>>72251332
you're literally autistic
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>>72247780
>>72246928
She has that permanent "I smelt someone's fart hogad" look on her face.
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>>72247458
Daily reminder kasich tried to get fargo banned from blockbuster because he thought it was inappropriate
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>>72250815
trips fo sho
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>>72251710
Really?
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>>72247458
>liberal shame tactics

Let me give you a bit of advice, the people who support Trump cannot give less of a shut about what the rest of the world thinks of America. They are voting for the next American president not some limp waisted fag got who wants to play ambassador and win favor with our vassal states.
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>>72249397

Perfection.

Just need a larger version of it with a CRUZ/CARLY logo.
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>>72251626
I've watched every debate and saw as many speeches as I could, I also follow his embarrassing twitter.
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>>72250815
Rorring.
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>>72251825
Okay, enjoy WW3.
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>>72251534
Reddit your shitty tactics don't work here. Fuck off
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>>72250698
>i have a college education

Congrats? You realize that's like bragging about graduating high school nowadays, right?
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>>72246928
Cruz is flailing.
There is no hope.
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>>72251776
Google kasich fargo, should be first result
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desperate rato knows carly is a joke he just wants a brokered convention to allow paul ryan to get the nomination.

he already cant win the general he must know that
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>>72251710
>Google it
>mfw it's real
http://www.businessinsider.com/john-kasich-fargo-blockbuster-2015-7
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>>72251987
>Paul Ryan to get the nomination
please let this gay meme die
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>>72251981
Yeah I see it

HE'S GONE TOO FAR NOW
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>>72251938
>WW3 meme

Jesus christ, I should have guessed, you probably just got done watching John Oliver and rushed over here to "Enlighten us."

You have to go back.

>>>/reddit/
>>>/co/
>>>/lit/
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>>72248948
broodmother
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>>72251332
Fun fact: due to continued misuse of the word 'literally' it now also means figuratively in dictionaries
You can't sperg anymore friend
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>>72251938
>le WW3 meme
>Trump is literally the only candidate who is against the perpetual wars
>only candidate who doesn't want war with russia
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>>72246928
How do you have a running mate when you can't even win the nomination?
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>>72249788
its ogre
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>>72246928
Wasn't she a complete non-entity during the time she was running?

What a bizarre choice.
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>>72251938
daily reminder that kasich
>wants to seek closer ties with turkey, but arm the kurds
>wants to assassinate kim jong un
>wants "regime change" in russia
>wants to arm ukrainians
>wants to arm the """"rebels"""" in syria
>wants war with iran
>outright admits he has no intention of seeking peace between israel and palestine
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>>72252059
wtf? The wood chipper was brutal but I don't recall anything being overly offensive or violent. There are certainly movies 10x worse on Blockbuster shelves. Well, when the stores still existed.
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>>72251938
Who's going to start a war with us? We have 5,000 nukes and the world's greatest Air Force.
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>>72250679
THIS. Fucking Kasitch is everything that's wrong with the republican party. Been in government in the inner circle for 40 fucking years and it's just gotten shittier and shittier since then, but now were supposed to vote for him? To what, keep doing the same shit?

Also all the fucking democrats telling me how great he is isn't helping his case. I fucking hate you liberal assholes, you're my enemy. I want whatever candidate will deport you shitbirds to the moon.
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25 minutes lads? i want to get comfy to watch the shitshow
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Honestly fuck the haters and losers posting on this thread.

Carly is a GODDESS! Anybody who disagrees is a closet homo.

Face it, this MILF will run the table!
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But the Horse and the Rat are supposed to be incompatible according to the Chinese Zodiac.

Truly Ted Cruz IS the Zodiac Killer.
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FORMER CRUZMISSILE NOW JOINING THE TRUMP TRAIN BECAUSE OF THIS!!!

Casting my ballot in Indiana for Donald J Trump on Tuesday!
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>>72249116
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GOP convention rules
>RULE NO. 40 Nominations
>(a) In making the nominations for President
of the United States and Vice President of the United States and voting thereon, the roll of the states shall be called separately in each case; provided, however, that if there is only one candidate for nomination for Vice President of the United States who has demonstrated the support required by paragraph (b) of this rule, a motion to nominate for such office by acclamation shall be in order and no calling of the roll with respect to such office shall be required.
>(b) Each candidate for nomination for President of the United States and Vice President of the United States shall demonstrate the support of a 40 of 42 majority of the delegates from each of eight (8) or more states, severally, prior to the presentation of the name of that candidate for nomination. Notwithstanding any other provisions of these rules or any rule of the House of Representatives, to demonstrate the support required of this paragraph a certificate evidencing the affirmative written support of the required number of permanently seated delegates from each of the eight (8) or more states shall have been submitted to the secretary of the convention not later than one (1) hour prior to the placing of the names of candidates for nomination pursuant to this rule and the established order of business.

>8 (eight) or more states

She's not even eligible unless they reverse the Ron Paul rule, which would just piss even more people off.
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>>72252388
>people fall for the meme where Democrats praise a Republican

Don't fall for the b8 guys, look at John McCain.
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>>72249250
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>>72246928
>the guy who shut down the government and the woman who killed HP

Whew lad, what a year to be alive in. It's like Republicans don't want to win.
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>>72252317
Based Putin. Only wants to work with alpha males.
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Cruz's desperation is just painfully at this point. Just drop out already. He literally has no path to the nomination
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>>72248655
SAUCE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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>>72247272

Rubioooooo
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Trump is done for.
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>>72247272
ron paul
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>>72247272

Hilary Clinton
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>>72252587
They will be changing all the rules they can to keep Trump out. GOP will die this election.
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>>72250815
Something good
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>>72250815
Hallo
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>>72247272
Who here /Longway/?
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>>72251301
rly m8
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>>72246928
>Man with no path to victory chooses VP
>Chooses a VP who will block all paths to victory.

Its like burning a bridge and then bombing what's left of it.
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>>72248846
Every president since 1961 has been either a Governor, Senator, or Representative. There were only 5 Preisdents in U.S. History who had not held an elected office. 3 of them were military generals, 2 were Cabinet secretaries. So yes, politics is important.
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>>72246928
>H-hey guise, remember when T-Trump said mean things about Fiorina? P-please remember that, he hates women but I love them
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>>72246928
She's a fucking GILF. Based Cruz.
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>>72252471

I'm a Berniefag and I think Carly looks great for her age. 'Course that's fairly easy when you have skrillions to spend on plastic surgery, dietary supplements, tailored clothes, and the like.

Cruz is dead in the water with or without her tho.
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>>72247458
>This is what the rest of the world sees when they look at us...How embarrassing.

kys faggot nobody cares
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>>72252587

Wait I don't get how this works and I watched the last season of House of Cards.

No VP is on the ballot. So how do they show their support? I take it that Cruz would have to win eight states outright. Is that the scenario here?

It's just that Trump hasn't named anyone at all and I don't understand how it works because I'm a vidya retard.
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>>72246928
Is Ted losing his mind?

Did Trump fuck him up that badly?

No wonder Trump is a master negotiator; he messes with his enemy's heads so badly that they can't even make sound decisions around him by the time he's done.
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>>72249116
Lmao and he looks like Putin too.

The mongol features are strong in this one...
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>>72246928

This is all for show. Cruz know's he can't get the nod. He's just doing this so it forces Trump to pick his VP more hastily than he had planned.

Once Trump announces his VP early, this till give Clinton time to navigate and pick the perfect VP to counter Trumps VP.

Cruz is just a pawn of the elites helping Cliton win.
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>>72251332
Irregardless its the same difference and i literally could care less for all intensive purposes so you're point is mute per say.
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>>72253034

Is she related to Barbara Strisand (sp)?
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>>72246928
HE PICKED FUCKING SEABISCUIT?

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO

JUST END THE CAMPAIGN PHAM
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>>72247272
Jim Webb hopefully
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If he actually gains votes from this it is just further proof that women should not be allowed to vote.
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>>72246928
is the republican party just as delusional as the democratic party?

bernie has support of the youth and independents. the DNC gives a big "fuck you" to the youth and independents. DNC loses many youth and independents to the green party or to bernie (if he runs as an independent).

trump has support of those who feel disenfranchised by the GOP and independents. the GOP says "fuck you" to many repubs and independents who'll probably vote libertarian or for trump (if he runs as independent).

seriously, why don't both parties just listen to the will of the people?
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>>72253327
>Jim Webb
Never going to happen
I wish fucking /pol/ would let go of this fucking meme & be serious for 5 fucking seconds

fuck
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>>72253188
Cruz is actually more nuts than Trump.
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>>72253390
>seriously, why don't both parties just listen to the will of the people?

Because they don't care about the will of the people, they care about their own power and money. We live in a """"Democracy"""".
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>>72253390
it's not delusional, it's deliberate and methodical
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Cruz Fio

Crazy Train coming through
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>>72246928
I actually took that online quiz and matched best with Fiorina on policy.

Whatever though.
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>>72250815
I am replying to this post to address the content of it and totally not to see my post number. I approve of everything you said and you are a smart person. Also a good dancer.
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>>72253461
Seriously, throw Christie in that batch as well
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>>72247272

Petreus or McKristal, they can then destroy Hillary over benghazi.
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>>72250059

well, actually Webb and Trump are pretty much identical politically, Webb is a bit more liberal on social issues, Donald is more nationalistic on the foriegn issues,

I don't think it would be a bad choice, but i'd rather him pick a more far right VP, just to keep him honest on his policies.
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>>72250815
Rollin for 2
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>>72251582
>tfw Trump Hogan presidency
>Easily wins all the vites
>Accepting victory to
> "I AM A REAL AMERICAN"!

It would be the best moment in the history of the world.
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Betting odds would put Trump's VP having a vagina
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>>72253465
>implying Trump is "nuts" at all
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>>72250698
You sound euphoric.
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Good move. 1. Momentum in Indiana, nobody will cover Trump's 'major foreign policy speech' and the northeastern losses will be forgotten. 2. Helps to deliver California. 3. Helps with women voters against Clinton. As a Cruz supporter and conservative, I approve.
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>>72249143
with a bible
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>>72247272
His daughter
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>>72250698
>t. broke ass English major
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>>72250815
4 pls
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>>72253461
I agree.

>>72254014
You're the reason I don't want to be annexed by you guys.
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