Why do Conservatives always have the most cringest bumper stickers ?
>>72246317
Because they're dumbass rednecks incapable of thinking things through. They rely solely on knee-jerk emotional judgments.
Doesn't the constitution allow secession?
Anyone who thinks bumper stickers are ok is going to be the bottom 5% when it comes to intelligence. Especially political bumper stickers.
>>72246699
nope
>>72246317
How is this cognitive dissonance when the vast majority of progressives treat the Constitution like toilet paper? We should either give the Constitution the deference it demands, or those who value it should secede to form a more perfect union in which the Constitution still means something.
Because anyone with a bumper sticker is poor and shouldn't be allowed to have political views.
>>72246699
Yes
I see more cringy left-wing stickers living in Austin.
In my neighborhood there's a Chevy Sonic that has furry stickers, zombie stickers, and green party stickers all over it.
>>72246317
But secession is constitutional.
Go ahead and start listing the CSA leaders who were charged with treason after the war.
>>72246483
>They rely solely on knee-jerk emotional judgments.
Sounds more like liberals desu
>>72246317
It isn't cognitive dissonance, it's just the progression of time.
>>72246788
This. I want to punch everyone of those faggots with bernie or green earth bumper stickers.
>>72246317
Because of this.
Seriously, that guy must be dumb as fuck. Is probably a /pol/ poster.
>>72246699
The Texas constitution does, but the National constitution (Which trumps state's) does not.
>>72246929
That's because you have anger management issues that stem from your faggotry and self-hatred.
>>72246483
>Because they're dumbass rednecks incapable of thinking things through. They rely solely on knee-jerk emotional judgments.
kek'd
>>72246903
No sounds more like Conservatives
Liberals have a lot more sound jugdgment because they posess more critical thinking skills and don't rely on one cable network for all their news
>>72246903
>n-no y-y-you
Dunno lmao
>>72246317
how the fuck are those contradictory?
bumper stickers are garbage, either way.
DESIGNATED REDDIT THREAD
>>72246317
Not realizing perception
>Save the US Constitution
>if you can't save it
>Secede
>>72246317
>most cringest
>most
>cringest
Keep judging. You're obviously dealing from the top of the deck.
>>72246317
Most political bumper stickers are cringe worthy. Can't you just stop at a candidate or president? Why do you have to wear everything on your sleeve?
Maybe even just a support the troops or your local (whatever) would be fine. For me, i'm not willing enough to look like a douche and ruin how my car looks desu
>>72247142
>liberals thinking critically
>not regurgitating what their professors taught them word for word
>>72247142
Is that why they all parrot the same disproven bullshit?
Arguing with libtards is like the excerpt about arguing with juden.
>>72247050
t. driver of pic related
>>72246317
My guess is that this hick doesn't know how to read and just chose these stickers for the nice colors on 'em.
>>72247531
>you have to be real secure to be seen in a car like this
>on a truck the size of a fucking house
>>72247477
>constantly posting conspiracy theories, debunked "racial reality" pseudoscience, and non-peer reviewed bullshit being cranked out of shill institutions like the heritage foundation
i'd put money down that you're one of those children who unironically uses the word "redpilled" to describe himself, kek
>>72246317
Haha, joke's on you faggot, you have the cognitive part and the dissonance part backwards!
>>72247884
Top bantz
conservakeks
>>72247038
The constitution has nothing to say on the matter.
All powers that are not distributed by the US Constitution is then left to the states.
So yes.
>>72246768
>>72247038
That's incorrect. The constitution only has power over things that are stated within it. The constitution does not forbid secession, and therefore it is permitted. 10th amendment and all that.
>>72246317
It's the most texan thing I've seen.
heres some oc
>>72246317
the constitution limits the power of the federal government. the constitution respects states rights
>The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people
why are libcucks so fucking stupid
>>72246317
Fun fact: the southern US was intended to be a penal colony a la Australia. James Oglethorpe was the mastermind behind emptying out the debtors' prisons and asylums to use as dumb labor.
And then the revolution made them head out to Van Diemen's Land.
>>72246699
It does.
>>72246699
Only by permission of 2/3 of congress and 3/5 of states
>>72246317
>>72246483
>>72246747
>>72246788
>>72246929
>>72246935
>>72247234
so many i cant fuckin put the time into this but obvious shills with payed by soros proxies
or just retarded & also
Is the memesquad back from lelelereddit meeting ?
Did the jidf give you some new directives on how to shitpost almost as if you were from around here ?
>>72246317
What's hard about this? The installed traitors are betraying the constitution, and the only way to stop them is to leave the union.
That's the message of those two.
>>72246317
The right to secession is in the constitution...?
>>72247884
How is racial reality a pseudoscience? Do you deny the observable differences in races? Do you deny that race can be determined via blood sample and examination of skeletal structure?
>>72247142
>listens to 2 people say the same thing
>has wide perspective
>>72246903
>le ebin libruls are emoshunal meme
>YBmYddf9
>>72248501
>Feinstein
EVERY TIME
>>72248277
otherwise their world view collapses
they are anti reality, much like our leaders and their owners...
Deniers vs Truth seekers, that is the division of the day
>>72246317
States have the right to secede if the federal government tries to force something uppn them, as was the case with outlawing slavery.
>>72246317
t. this faggot
>>72248547
why is Hillary winning then?
>>72248547
>Implying they are not
Anyone got the giff of the hambeast freaking out at based mom?
>>72246317
Any kind of bumper sticker. No matter what it is is already cringy and obnoxious.
>>72246699
>constitution allows secession
If OP ever studied the history of the Civil War, this would make perfect sense, but libtards only read historically sanitized "right think" memes on Occupy Dems joobook posts to learn history, so it looks like "cognitive dissonance".
>>72246772
>document more than 300 years old
>not being in favor of interpretation
What is this bullshit? There is no way to view the constitution except through activist lens. Too much has changed in that amount of time to see it any other way.
>>72246747
T. A hillary bumpersticker investor.
Sorry that ruined you.
>>72247531
kill yourself plz
>>72248513
I don't. I acknowledge the undeniable truth that there are some physiological differences between "racial" groups. Skeletomuscular structure and genetic predisposition to some diseases are perfect examples. I just am very skeptical about the premise that supposed racial psychological differences would conveniently justify dehumanization or segregation.
>>72249034
Bernie supports seem really obsessed with dicks
>>72246317
Explain the dissonance.
>>72246317
> why do lefties always make foolish assumptions?
the secession of texas from the union is NOT inconsistent with the constitution
further, if the US constitution were once again treated as the foundation for our republic, the texas secession movement would vanish like a fart in the wind.
those two stickers represent a unified idea.
either we preserve the US Constitution AS WRITTEN, or we quit.~Texas
lefties dont understand that the constitution is rather like a gym membership.
when the costs go up every month, but the place is full of drunken niggers selling crack, beaners selling meth, and drag queens in the locker rooms, all the weight machines are broken down and rusted up, the sauna is full of homos slamming each other in the ass, the manager and his buddies are giving away free memberships to the most degenerate assholes they can find, the trainers refuse to help you get any gains because they "dont like YOUR kind around here" and the staff has made it clear that you are simply not welcome in this establishment, but you had better keep paying OR ELSE, only a fool would keep paying for that shit.
>>72249034
would make sense for berniefags to be obsessed with baby dicks.
>>72249034
And yet they support the jew. I am confused.
This is now a soros pawn thread
>>72248386
I'm a Trump supporter.... I just hate bumper stickers from ANYTHING. They're retarded and only poor people have them.
>>72246317
What's the cringe
>>72249034
>anti-circumcision
>supporting the jew
lel
>>72249211
>Blacks and arabs are the most inbred demographic in the world
>>72246317
>Wanting Freedoms
>Wanting to leave the country not caring about those Freedoms
How is this Dissonance?
>>72248547
>I-if I call it a m-meme maybe that'll discredit it!!
>>72246317
Bumper stickers in general are for retards.
>>72246317
Obviously, you've never read some of the truly inane and insane things libs put on their cars.
>>72249491
>the f-word
thought it was going to be fedora
>>72249466
Leftists shills need us to quit mocking their grunts
>>72246699
Only AFTER the civil war when the meme court decided a case on it.
>>72246483
This.
>>72246317
>cringest
>can't spell but calling people morons
You need to re-evaluate your life.
>>72248944
Texas is allowed to secede if they wish. I'm sure they would do a good job of restoring the constitution to its original form. No one else gets this?
>>72249509
This, why would you ever intentionally make your car a fucking eyesore.
>>72247142
>Liberals
>more sound jugdgment because they posess more critical thinking skills and don't rely on one cable network for all their news
>>72249630
Let them kill their resale value.
Fuck 'em.
>>72249615
>can't attack the statement
>attacks to the spelling instead
You need to re-evaluate YOUR life. Faggot
>>72246317
His people are facing extinction. Forgive him for not getting his social signals 100% correct.
>>72246699
It does, but I would not recommend it.
The feds don't like it when states want out.
>>72249884
why are liberals so scared of Trump? Why do they not see Hillary as the real threat to our nation?
>>72247142
Holy shit is it the 2008 election again?
>>72249746
Why are leftists obsessed with fox news? You know it is owned by a pro mass immigrantion saudi right? Or just the thought of what your masters in the media tell you and potray and right wing outlet good enough for you to tweak out over?
OAN is the actual right wing outlet.
>>72249317
>>72249088
Lesser differences are enough for other animals to self-segregate.
Birds of a feather, anon.
>>72246699
Apparently there is a legal loophole in which allows a state to secede. There is nothing in the constitution that says a state can't secede.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52QHs60_8Ds
>>72249982
Hilary has a vagina and therefore cannot be evil, and Trump said mean things about brown people so he's clearly a fascist that want's to gas all the Mexicans
>>72250023
>PIc
Holy shit. You can't even more brainwashed than this.
The constitution is a formal declaration of rights on your behalf.
If you cannot be called upon to protect it, it is void by the very nature of its existence.
As it happens, the federal government has grossly exceeded the limitations imposed upon it by the Constitution, and the American people have done nothing in response to this travesty.
Thusly, the constitution is now void and secession would literally be the first requirement in re-establishing its validity.
>>72249382
>>72250023
Portray*>>72247142
See>>72250023
Why are leftists filled with self hate? Why do leftists broadly hate western culture?
>>72246874
>furry
>green party
Yup.
I wish they would build a wall between Travis and Williamson counties (I'm just over the line in Wilco), but I'm in the progress of moving back to San Antonio, so fuck this containment zone, I'm cashing out.
>>72247884
So how is it wrong? Why aren't you replying?
>>72249531
>>72247234
>anti-Obamacare bumper sticker
>Alberta plates
Oh, what the fuck, eh?
>>72250196
>le ebin Bernie is a communist meme
btw the number of Cubans fleeing is tiny compared to the number of refugees from countries where the US backed brutal anti-communist regimes.
>>72247142
>liberals don't listen to one network
ahahahahaha what EVEN is this?
>>72247884
>Forensic anthropologists can tell your race by looking at your skull or even just your lower skeleton
>Debunked racial reality
>>72246317
The two stickers on that car are in no way juxtaposed.
It is possible to have dissonant beliefs simultaneously at different levels of priority.
I would love to see a wealthy, white, democratic, traditionalist, pan-european unity movement.
At the same time I want to see Britain leave the EU.
To retarded leftist liberal that would be called 'cognative dissonance' I guess, but in reality it's called prioritisation.
No doubt the person in that picture cares dearly about U.S. constitution and value its importance, but at the same time would rather see Texas leave the U.S. all together. It's possible to champion both.
>>72246483
Getting violently angry at something you've always hated isn't knee jerk.
>>72246483
>This coming from a Northern SJW who gets triggered at the mere sight of a Saint Andrews Cross
Fuck off
>>72246699
The US was literally founded on the basis of secession.
So yes.
>>72250689
No , Liberals get their news from multiple Sources and tend to have gone to college and completed an education moreso than Conservashits
>>72246747
bumper sticker people immediately make me think of pic related
>>72250900
citation needed
>>72246772
This^
"You no longer have a Constitution in this land. The most vile criminal people that ever walked the face of the earth now reside in Washington DC and they are your masters!!!
And Jesus Christ is going to bless this land?!
How dare you even consider it!!!
I'm asking you to make measly, miserable worms out of ALL Federal Agents! This is our country! When you raise that hand to feel the power, that comes from total absolute unconditional commitment!
We win or we die!!!"
-Louis Beam
>>72246483
FPBP
>>72250900
Leftists literally stay in gutter sites like salon and gawker. The comment section of most news sites is far right
>>72247050
>adolf hitler with a greasy middle-part
what the fuck is this
>>72246699
It does not prohibit it, and "powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people." -10th Amendment of the United States Constitution
>>72251074
Epic straw man
>>72250993
>Implying Republicans don't suck circumsized dick like the chrome of a '57 Chevy Bumper.
>>72246317
Because your lenses need cleaning.
Batshit religiousfags or social liberals always have cringworthy bumper stickers.
>>72247050
What a waste of a good SS uniform
>>72251110
Also now that I think about it even the guardian has pretty right wing comments to the point they don't even allow comments despite the leftist slant the paper/site has.
>>72249088
How can the races be different in every way except physiologically? Sounds like wishful thinking, the most logical assumption is that the races are psychologically different because that's consistent with them being different in everything else. Also you make the mistake of thinking everyone that acknowledges the difference between the races also hates other races.
>>72246747
I have a coworker who still has an Obama CHANGE sticker on his car.
>>72250900
Guy from a family of "educated liberals who get their news from multiple sources" reporting in.
They're all a bunch ill-informed dumbshits who listen to everything the TV tells them without question.
Their "sources" are complete garbage littered with inaccuracies, use of "muh feels/current year" as a legitimate argument, endless status signaling, and other forms of faggotry.
John Oliver in particular is bad.
>>72251524
>democratic "underground"
>implying supporting the democratic party is underground in any way shape or form
>>72251727
Soon anon.
Soon.
>>72250198
>Implying Voldemort was wrong
>>72249572
this, remember senpai, the suprememe court needs to be ignored at all cost
>>72250464
when you kill your enemies, they win -trudeau
>>72248386
It's /leftypol/ cucks from &chan doing a usual obvious raid.
Too bad all of these retards took the bait.
>>72251739
Exactly, ironically it's mostly those darn right wingers who have opinions on things like the EU and larger geo politics. Leftists for example didn't even care about syria until precious shitskins needed to comeover and beyond that they are only aware of what MSM including fox news tells them. Before the refugee crisis they were more concerned with shit like fag marriage. Most lefties even with a opinion on syria just think muh ebil assad muh peaceful rebels. Yet i'm suppose to assume they are more intelligent because they assert that they are? I can out right name the political parties in all important euro countries, can lefties do the same?
>>72250447
>>72246317
Everyone person who puts bumper stickers on their car needs to be shot on sight. They should make this a law.
>>72252238
>implying anyone browses inferiorchan
>>72246317
Of course he's dissonant, there's a fucking bullet hole in the rear windshield exactly behind the driver's head
>>72251410
lost it at potato
>>72249982
Because when he makes things better for everyone it's just going to prove the liberals wrong and we will be able to rub it in their faces.
>liberals' bumper stickers
I don't know man the one with "coexist" formed through religious imagery still take the cringe cake.
>>72252308
Based Ben strikes again. This guy is unstoppable!!
>>72249938
>comic sans
Fucking faggots
>>72250094
> a loophole
really?
you think the constitution is a suicide pact and a state can only get out by exploiting a LOOPHOLE???
ANY contract can be dissolved.
no person can sell themselves into slavery, but you think a state can sell all of it's people?
you are retarded.
>>72252541
already posted
>>72250584
I once saw a fucking "Save the trees" bumper sticker oN A FUCKING CHEVY DUALLY TRUCK. It was the most ironic thing ever
>>72247531
That poor truck.
>>72247142
>he says while relying on john oliver drumpf memes to get his news
>>72252749
Not sure what's cringier, the bumper stickers or the Toyota Yaris.
>>72247234
I like him.
>>72247142
>and don't rely on one cable network for all their news
MUH FOX NEWS
>>72252760
Reminder "higher" education comes with shit like diversity sensitivity courses and mandatory multicultural credits
>libturds
>>72252749
>that shitty, wooden halo sword in the back window
it even looks like he broke it and had to use tape to repair it haha.
>>72252749
I've been looking for this one for a while, thanks
>>72252540
>>72252613
>>72252692
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>>72253022
>>72253209
>>72253420
>>72253538
>$0.75 has been deposited into your account by the Hillary Clinton Foundation
>140
this one could possibly belong to a conservative
>>72253629
I highly doubt it.
>>72253703
It could, this cancer does infest both sides of the political spectrum. I would say it's likely a liberal that owns it though.
>>72253647
Okay we get it, you're a spam account/leftard shill
No need to rub it in.
We'll kill you on the Day of the Rope regardless
>>72253647
>for everyone
Then why cant a brother and sister get married
>>72246699
Daily reminder that in texas v white the supreme court had to pretend the articles of confederation are still a valid legal document
>>72252074
I live in Seattle and so many people say this whenever I tell them I was born in Texas. Liberals are such idiots, they preach free speech but denounce you as a "racist" if you just barely step outside of what is considered PC.
>>72253647
fucking shitlord i identify as a Republican-sexual i was born this way i cant change how i was born so i deserve the same rights as straights!
>>72246699
Not necessarily. But it doesn't forbid it, either.
Tenth amendment would apply.
>>72251128
>>72249034
>end circumcision
>end war on drugs
>/pol/ laughs at this guy
How are those things unreasonable from a policy standpoint?
>>72254644
Neither is a bad policy, it's just hilarious that a Bernie support is obsessed with baby dicks
>>72247234
I think Alberta should be allowed to become a part of the US tbqh.
>>72249034
>Sideways traffic lights
Why? Shit bugs me. It looks so stupid.
>>72254394
If you move PRI off his last name to his first name and the RE off his first name to his last name you end up with Prince Rebus.
> Look up the definition of Rebus
>>72255011
>progress
is that how you spell penis nowadays?
>>72246699
no, and, it doesn't have to. the constitution defines the united states government. it has little to do with a state's choice to remain in the union.
each state had its own distinct, legally binding contract which outlines the terms of its joining the union. these had to be ratified to take effect. most of them retain a severance clause, so, most of the states can unilaterally leave, legally.
>>72252381
I wish someone would photoshop this to look like the trollface man.
lol
>>72249382
Kek
Gotta love Freud
>>72250993
I fucking wish. Conservatives are huge kike supporters.
>>72247142
>claims he thinks critically
>thinks all conservatives only watch faux nooz
>>72255320
Nice strawman cuck
>>72255528
judging by how much shit is talked about fox news, I would imagine liberals are the only ones that watch it.
>>72254388
>mandalor
>galactic republic
>umbrella corp
>obama and bernie stickers
wat
>>72249767
>while with her iPhone, iPhone case she bought for $5.99 and with clothes she got from 3 different manufacturers
>>72246699
It does, but no one seems to follow the constitution anymore. The way things are going, balkanization can only improve things. No one is willing to press the reset button and the nation is more divided than ever before.
Assimilation is thrown out the window. The bill of rights is being dismissed as an inconvenient obstacle, especially by the regressive left. There doesn't seem to be any other way. Unless politicians on both sides of the aisle are dangling from tree branches that is.
>>72250023
>Why are leftists obsessed with fox news?
It is the last news source not completely controlled by leftists.
Its the same reason why leftists go after the Koch Brothers and Waltons but ignore Zuckerberg, Brin, Ellison, Soros, etc.
It's also the only non-Jew owned MSM, although Murdoch is an Israel dicksucker with investments in Israeli oil and gas.
>>72251466
>>72246788
This, if you have a bumper sticker on your car you're a faggot.
I hate that shitty "XD U MAD" threads like this are allowed to stay up.
It is clear not only by the content of the OP but by the fact that he only spent 10 minutes in the thread that this is for the purpose of sliding
4/pol/ is so fucking cancerous these days
>>72246747
Bumper stickers are cringe. Window stickers are ok though.
>>72252541
with the cost of all those stickers IT could have a taillight assembly that doesn't have to be held on with duct tape and a tailgate that doesn't have to be held up with a rubber strap
>>72248111
Constitution also says nothing about the federal government invading and re-annexing any state that does succeed.
so no
>>72251466
Was this edited or was this from Slutwalk?
>>72247142
>they posess more critical thinking skills
>posess
>>72251466
Now imagine the torment that boy will go through once someone from his school digs this up in highschool
>>72246317
>Why do Conservatives always have the most cringest bumper stickers ?
>
>>72250584
I told you to wash your hands after a cross burn!
Also, nice ID.
>>72250659
This looks like the woodlands
Lone Star sticker kind of confirmed it.
>>72256775
Yes, and?
>>72251968
>stopped
>claiming bullshit because most people are to lazy to google
He didn`t stop the shooting, he just stoped the boy from leaving AFTER the shooting
>>72256915
>>72257720
I think Mr Penis has made an excellent point. The left has created FAR more idiotic bumper stickers.
When we see these things on people's cars we typically laugh at them.
>>72258921
enough. I can't handle any more cringe
