Where were you when transphobes got BTFO for the last time?
I simply don't think any cis children will be born after this....
>>72235878
HOLY SHIT
HOW CAN CIS SCUM EVEN RECOVER?
SHITLORDS WELL AND TRULY BTFO
Watch out guys, they're ARMED!!!!
>samus
>trans
One meme I'm tired of.
Seamus is a tranny? Now I feel weird that I fapped to it
>>72236028
>>72235878
The creator of Samus came out and said she's not trans and that anyone who thinks so is likely living in their own bubble.
>Samus
>trans
Kek, she's a fucking woman with alien bird DNA, not a transsexual. Besides, she can't play Samus. Samus is actually very attractive.
>>72236082
Yeah, same here. Straw-grasping freaks willfully misrepresenting a developer's joke.
>>72235878
she isn't hot how will she play samus
green screen and special effects aren't THAT advanced
>>72236147
She's not, it's a dumb meme that SJWs made up.
>Samus
>Trans
Fuck up cunt
I think they just solved world peace, guys....
>>72236218
>>72236238
>>72236250
This. She was an Aryan Amazonian in the original games, and she's been waifu-ized now. Not trans either way.
>>72236238
She could play the real samus.
Aka super metroid badass 6'2 190lb samus.
Other M is not fucking canon you faggots. Prime 1 is the only canon prime.
>>72236238
Attractiveness is a matter of opinion, regardless we don't usually see her face.
Wasn't it Brian Wu who got banned from editing Wikipedia because he/she/it kept editing the Samus Wikipedia to say she was some transfag?
>>72236370
Wat? I'd on even understand..fuck this whore.
Wait are they saying samus is transbird or so.etching because she was raised by ayyy lmaos?
>>72236590
I think so, but I don't really want to google him to check and have to see his face again.
>>72235878
What's with these bullshit
>X playing Y in new Z movie
This screams utter bullshit. Guarantee it'll never happen. Guarantee there isn't even a movie coming out.
Remember when everyone said Justin Beiber was gonna be in 50 Shades of Gray.
Goddamn I'm so sick of hearing people getting riled up over this shite.
Besides, are there even any Nintendo characters that are canonically trans? I can't think of any, maybe there is one in the latest Meme Emblem.
>>72236370
I swear to fucking God...
>>72235878
They tried to claim my cute boy-slut Gwyndolin as their own too
If they actually liked the game, they would know that Gwyndolin was abused by his father and forced into a feminine role with an enchanted ring for his inclination toward magic.
>Samus
>Trans
>>72236980
You mean the one they put in smash? That's the player character, that's why you can change genders.
>>72235878
how can a robot be trans or have any sexuality for that matter??
>>72235878
>Samus is trans
WTF?
NINTENDO WHAT DID YOU DO
>>72236238
>Bird DNA
So you're saying she's an otherkin?
>>72235878
These people are brain-damaged.
>>72237480
Its just a case of tumblr saying she is until the lie becomes the truth
>>72237480
In 1994, someone at Nintendo joked she wasn't a woman but a "newhalf" and Tumblr discovered this and thought it was 100% serious and the greatest thing ever.
>>72236490
Pretty sure Samus was always depicted with a very feminine body shape, to the extent of the vidya's rendering equipment anyway. Do ANY of the Metroids (except maybe NES, pixels could be argued either way) portray her as non feminine?
>>72236522
She's been portrayed with a very feminine, beautiful body and face for decades. She's just tall, but generally there's nothing to compare her to.
>samus
>tranny
>all these years
>i played
>i fapped
>>72236980
Birdo and vivian from super mario are transniggers
>>72237726
She's not.
>>72237708
There was some old official art showing her as Amazonian-Aryan.
>>72237480
Wu claimed it because some of the original material pointed to Samus as not human as being part Chozo.
>>72236980
There was the ghost chick in Paper Mario. Its a trans in all versions except the US one I think.
>>72235878
>/pol/ BTFO shitposting
Sage and report this shit.
>>72237708
she doesn't have boob plates on her armour which means she's not feminine
duh
>>72237708
She was a woman in the original Metroid. You see her long blond hair when you beat the game.
>>72237498
Nah, because she actually is part bird instead of delusional.
>>72236325
It was a joke by the developers when asked about some possibility he said it was as likely as Samus being trans. Mentally ill people thought he was saying she was trans
>5'5"
>playing a character that's 6'2"
Why does every picture of Samus I see she has extremely large tits. Why?
>>72237708
Concept art in the early NES games portrayed her as big and buff
Well Samus isn't technically even human but it's pretty obvious she's a space Amazon
>>72237239
Nah I know that's supposed to be your avatar, I was talking about side characters. I heard they put in a dyke so I figured that they could've put in a tranny too.
>I don't support traditional gender roles uwu
>Character does something that doesn't fit into traditional gender roles
>Look at my trans baby!!! I'M LITERALLY SHAKING I PEED ETC.
>>72236980
There is a trap in fire emblem but no trans
But samus isn't trans
if all Trannies looked like this I don't think people would have a problem with them
>le strong women are actually male card
Samus is full woman, and will always be nintendo fap material.
>>72238293
No worries bro, it's just delusional fucks repeating a lie hoping it will come true
>>72236218
>source: my ass
Samus as a femme fatale is fucking boring. Why would you ruin that? She was so much more interesting as an inversion, where as a FF uses sexuality as a strength, Samus eschews it, because she's so tough she doesn't need to manipulate and snake her way to the top, or out of any situation. She's admirable, and uses her own strength to overcome obstacles. Samus was a stoic bounty hunter that have her separated from safety and even other people for weeks on end. Now she's the #1 target for sick fucks with latex fetishes and expansion porn. Its really a shame what happened to her character.
>>72235878
Samus isn't a transwoman oh my god I am triggered.
She is a biological, XX, cis-woman who has been infused with the blood of giant space birds to make her more powerful.
>>72238386
There'd still be problems, but it might lower a bit since people start thinking more with their dicks cause trannies would then all look like hot women.
>Samus will never plow your boipucci
Why live?
>>72235878
Samus isn't a trans woman. She's just a woman.
>>72237991
I know she was a woman in the original Metroid, I just couldn't remember how feminine her body was drawn due to pixelly.
Samus is trans though. Same way that adam jensen and hacker were.
We need to stop these disingenuous fucks from reappropriating the trans label. The fucks are already trying to get transmissions renamed.
>>72238775
She part bird and part metroid now
>>72238818
All the art of her had her as an Amazon
>>72238622
Feels bad, man.
>>72238498
Nothing happened to her "character." She doesn't seduce people. She dresses sexily in an EXTREMELY non canon game. That's it.
Clothes are not character.
>>72238893
I'm talking about the games themselves, which always give her her very soft, sexy, feminine form.
These people are mentally unstable, don't feed them attention.
>>72238818
>>72236028
>serrated
>shitty locking mechanism
>negligible tang
>holes in the handle
>gay ass gold colouring
0/10, would not baton with
>>72235878
>metroid movie
jesus christ just stop it's already dead
>>72239100
>>72236370
>If men bled out their cunts there wouldnt be any war
Despite the fact millions of men bled out throughout history and we still have war
REEEEEEEEE
>>72238622
>boipucci
Am I the only one sick of reading this faggot shit? No wonder retardchan gained fucking ground, it's autistic but it lacks faggots like you.
>>72235878
There are something like 3x more MtF than FtM trans.
I really hope a bunch of MtF try to get into the Olympics to compete as women, and then call everyone transphobes when they are delayed or rejected.
Think of the keks and butthurt it would produce... Heck, even a dude who doesn't look anything like a woman or has had any surgery could qualify according to our modern standards of gender identity. He just has to say he "identifies" as one, and that's it, no questions asked or you're a transmisogynist.
Holy fuck I can't fucking wait til that day
>>72238032
I don't know why but I was expecting a Estonia style animu gif
DAMMIT! QUIT SPREADING THIS TRANS LIE AROUND!!!!
Ronda wants to be in a lot of stuff, but her "acting" is pretty bad.
>wants to be Captain Marvel/Carol Danvers
>wants to be on the Walking Dead
>wants to be Samus
Not sure why news sites always latch on this shit
>>72239521
Here you go.
>>72236147
Since when the fuck am I a tranny?
Wasnt the whole tranny thing from 1 mistranslation in 1 manual like 20 years ago or something stupid
>>72236028
>shitty inline lock
>sharpie on blade
>probably 440C steel
Absolute cancer
>>72236370
>that image
>implying the average cunt isn't far more vindictive and petty than the average man
>>72235878
>Samus
>trans
>>72235878
>suddenly Samus is trans
>strong independent woman is not a preferable narrative
So much for that meme.
>>72238999
>Clothes are not character.
I've never read a more stupid statement. How a character dresses is most certainly a major part of a character. Its how the audience perceives the character at all times. Kill thyself you stupid cuckhold no-games.
>>72240143
>That image
Never again.
>>72235878
>Samus
>trans
>>72238999
a character, which, btw, is traditionally depicted saying nothing, and without a face. You're a fucking idiot.
>>72240378
>How a character dresses is most certainly a major part of a character.
"A character" and "character" are two wildly different things.
No one talking about the other half of the post though?
Why the fuck should she have to fight a man? Trannys competing in the Olympic this year is going to be a fucking joke.
>>72240500
She shows her face most games, and frequently a hell of a lot more than her face, including a miniskirt in many cases. Like Smash Bros, these are also non canon ones.
>>72240700
>Trannies in the Olympics
>>72237991
>blond
Fucking casual.
>>72240760
For 90% of the time you play as samus over the course of her games, you're in a suit, and samus has no face. Until a few certain titles, those power suits were all she wore. She has a face about as much as mario has a penis.
>>72240654
>"A character" and "character" are two wildly different things.
No. What she dresses with informs her character. It's the first thing the player sees, its what the player sees 90% time. It might as well be her skin, and is as much a part of her character as link's green tunic, which informs the whimsical, childlike wonder of those games.
Where and when did the Samus is trans meme come from? I mean besides just tumblr, that much is obvious.
>>72237991
Her hair was green you fucking faggot
>>72236028
>cisphobia
>literally afraid of and threatening to 99.98%of the entire population
>not a mental disorder
I want off this ride
>>72241447
And I'm also sick of hearing about this shit with easter egg shit at the end. Most of you stupid niggers are millenials, so I'll explain this as easily as I can. Nobody knew it was there. It was secret knowledge that even most people who had played the game weren't terribly familiar with. Most Metroid games have featured endings that are received based on difficulty level, game completion, and/or play time, and unless you knew that beforehand, you might not even go for the end, or try to finish it QUICKLY.
People say that because she was revealed it what was supposed to be a fairly hush hush secret, it means she had her face and bare body all over everything right from the start. Those of you who do, are lying, disingenuous pieces of shit.
>>72241743
They found a female character who wasn't some some stupid waifubait, or "literally who" and then began revising history. I was actually waiting.
>>72235878
>people don't understand men are stronger than women even with long hair
of course she doesn't want to fight one, she would lose again
>>72241743
Brian Flynt took a 25 year old interview that was poorly translated and decided that Samus was transgender
>>72242440
trannies can't fight. Implants are notoriously fragile, and their inside work leaves them damaged. I can't speak for FtM because that never actually happens.
>>72237177
>If they actually liked the game
You know these people don't even play the games they talk about, family.
Also, glad Aldrich ate that dumb nigga. I hated Gwyndolin.
>>72239400
my favorite mixtape
>>72241898
Only if you got the varia suit.
>>72235878
>Samus is a tranny
What the actual fuck
>>72243093
>american
>on /pol/
>posting degenerate porn
>>72235878
imo, rousey would make a great samus.
>>72243366
She's not cute though
Of course she wouldn't fight a tranny.
Cause she'd be fighting a dude, and the freak would beat her.
>>72243466
>5'7 pov
>>72242567
It's just not fair. He ate Priscilla too
Both best girls
>>72243776
>>72243655
>>72243578
>>72243466
>>72243093
>>>/d/
>>72235878
>>72243366
They've already got the perfect person to play Samus (pic related), but they won't do it because they're a bunch of faggots.
>>72242495
I dunno who this Brian flint guy is, but he already sounds like an insufferable faggot.
>>72243776
Why is links head so big?
>>72243961
>a filthy degenerate.
>>>/d/
Trannies btfo
>>72240700
Wait, trannies are competing in the olympics? Forty fucking keks, can't wait for them to sweep the womens events.
I thought this was /v/ for a second
Well done boise
>>72237498
>otherkin
Nice b8
I'm always amused by the bullshit words psychotics make up.
>>72245213
>posting your disgusting pictures on my board
>>72245213
it's against the rules to post porn on /pol/
>>72245498
>>72245424
>he does it for free
>on a pokemon card trading forum
>for free
>>72245701
>he's a big guy
>he crashes this plane with no survivors
>for you
>>72244369
I can't fucking wait. Its going to be so fucking funny its going to make your head spin.
Fuck i might have to get cable again for this.
>>72239108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Um13Bzob9o
>a Metroid movie
There will never be a Metroid movie because a series about 1 person exploring totally isolated and abandoned worlds with no other characters doesn't make a strong narrative driven movie. It makes a great game. Why do all these cucks want movies that are bound to be shit? Glad Nintendo will never do this.
>>72237177
Top kek, Gwyndolin was a manipulative cunt who tried to trick you into setting yourself on fire for 1,000 years. I had no qualms killing his bitch ass in DS1 every playthrough.
I still kind of feel bad for how he ended up in 3, no one deserves that fate.
>>72246418
He moans like he is enjoying it at least.
>>72246418
Spoiler me, what happens to him?
>>72246739
He basically gets devoured by an insane priest who likes to eat people, and then is used against you while being eaten to try and kill you, pretty insane actually.
>>72238132
I'm more upset that no art gives her feather pubes.
>>72243788
We don't know that for sure, the life hunt miracle was only that, a miracle, and in the description of the miracle it says that Aldrich "dreamt of it" so it's theorized that he may have simply seen a vision of it and created some type of miracle manifestation of it unlike Gwendolyns bow which can be physically made and we know positively that Aldrich ate him.
>>72247339
I've seen some.
Literally just Google "feather pubes."
>>72246418
>Tried to get you to set yourself on fire for 1000 years
So basically just like half the characters in Dark souls then?
I mean what the fuck did you expect him to do? Solaire did something that displeased Gwyn and we saw what happened to him. Gwendolyn was treated like the red headed step child and basically locked away, he probably just had daddy issues and wanted to feel useful.
>>72236370
I love the difference between men's and women's solutions to war.
Men:
>I have to sit in this blood-soaked fighting hole because the 3 guys that were in this hole before me got knifed in the middle of the night by japs. Jesus, if some senator or the president were sitting in this hole with me, the war would be over tomorrow.
Women:
>Men should have periods too
>>72236980
The enemy guy/chick from Chrono Trigger
