I just used the women's restroom and I'm a male,
>AMA
>>72224105
Based.
>>72224105
………….Hope you're not a tranny though.
>>72224105
I hope you destroyed it, I mean just blew the toilet though the back wall, with poo.
>>72224105
in your opinion, which is more disgusting: women's or men's rooms?
Men:
>piss all over the floor
Women
>smear period blood all over toilet and stall walls
>sometimes smear shit, too
Women are animals. DIRTY ANIMALS.
>>72224502
Actually I left the toilet seat up cuz I had to pee
>>72224476
Nope just your standard CisWhiteMale
>>72224582
The Womyns SMELT nicer. But there was a used tampon in the trash so...
>>72224582
>piss all over the floor
Why does this happen? Who is doing this in every god damn restroom?
>>72224105
I would hang my ass off the side of the toilet and shiton the floor
>>72224865
Niggers
>>72224105
Was it empty? If not, go back when there's people there.
>>72224105
and they say we have a toilet problem
>>72224105
post your girltinker and boypuss
I think it would be funny if guys started using the grills restroom and just started pissing all over the seat, using up all the toilet paper, and tagging up the stalls with vive le dicksistence propaganda. Chalk one up for the patriarchy.
>>72224792
So...? Did you eat it
Should have just gone through and lifted all the toilet seats.
>>72224983
You don't have a toilet problem, you have a lack of toilet problem.
>>72224983
Do they have men's and women's streets or do you just let it drop wherever like a cow in a field?
>>72224965
Yes it was empty, I'll use it later when there might be someone in there
>>72225022
None to post
>>72225100
Nah, it had chunks on it.
>>72225072
That's feminist-tier faggotry.
>male toilets
Worst I've seen is just blocked toilets and piss all around the urinals
>ladies toilets
Blood. Blood everywhere. Cracked toilet seats from someone standing on them. Sanitary bins overflowing with tampons, pads, wipes, buds.
Piss on the front face of the toilet where instead of sitting on the seat, they just point and aim their ass at the bowl and end up coating it.
tl'dr Women are fucking disgusting.
So after 8 years of Obama you can just walk into a women's restroom as long as you think you're a woman
>>72224865
>>72224792
Why were you digging through the trash?
>>72224865
>for the lulz
>>72225201
Underrated post.
>>72224105
wut did it smell liek sinse wimin dont shit?
was it all nies n flowry?
>>72225230
>pissing on toilet seats >drawing dicks
>feminist
Wow just wow I can't even
Just
>>72224105
My mother is a cleaning lady. Sometimes I help her clean an office, when she feels fatigued.
Women's restrooms are disgusting.
>>72225253
I keep hearing this stuff about womyn's toilets being way worse than men's, but according to my experience, this is in no way true. They're pretty much the same as men's (if you don't count pads/tampons in the bins and you don't see those if you're not looking for them.)
Is being disgusting an Anglo thing?
>>72225359
I had to wash my hands, I'm not a dirty heathen, it was sitting right on top
>>72225466
It smelt like bleach.
>>72225253
This, the "women are cleaner" thing is a big ass meme, women's rest rooms are typically cleaner because they have to be cleaned more often
With men you get some piss on the floor, women piss on the seats and floor when they stand above the seat to piss, they clog toilets, they leave tampons and sanitary napkins and all kinds of blood soaked shit everywhere
>>72224865
I am
>>72224865
My friend snapped himself peeing from toilet to trash bin in a restroom at the bar
>>72225592
Worked 2 years in cleaning and maintenance, both toilets are basically the same and experience the same problems but women have the addition of all the shit they are *meant* to put in their sanitary bins. And you get the more extreme cleaning cases with ladies toilets.
Nothing worse than having to peel crusted reddish brown pads that have stuck to the side of a toilet bowl because they are too lazy to bin them but don't know most won't flush and will block the toilet.
Worst experience I've had is was women were balling up used pads and cramming them behind the toilet where you can't see them unless you look for them. You sure as hell smell it when you come in and its only when you notice the germs breeding + wriggling bugs covering the wall.
>>72224582
>>72224792
>>72224865
As someone thats spent years of their life being a janitor, I can honestly say womens restrooms are the worst things in the world. The worst things i've seen in the bathrooms.
>Mens
Shit splattered on toilets and seats
Shit on lowerhalf of walls
Vomit
Piss all over urinals
Almost never smells terrible
>Womens
Fetus's (Has happened 12 times in my four years of work)
The ungodly stench of tampons that has caused me to throw up at least twice a month
Tampons stuck to walls and ceilings
Enough period blood to make me call the police to ensure a murder didnt happen
toilet paper stuck to every surface with blood,s hit, or piss holding them there
And by far the worst thing i've ever seen in any bathroom ever.
>go to work
>having a good morning
>disarm and unlock building
>do walkthrough to see what needs cleaning
>get within 20ft of the bathrooms
>throw up
>rush to check what the cause of the stench is
>nothing in mens bathroom
>check womens
>go through each stall
>second to last stall s door opens and I vomit again
>toilet lid is down
>kick it open
>throw up again at the barrage on my nostrils
>toilet is dark red and brown
>flush it
>overflows and bloody shitty water starts flooding the bathroom
>run for the plunger and start going at it
>slip
>fall into death water
>cant throw up anymore
realize theres chunks
>shit and tiny little baby parts everywhere
>covered in vomit, blood, and shit
>go to showers in the mens restroom
>shower while throwing up and crying
>call boss
>"I just cant do it, i'm out, i'm throwing in the towel"
>boss shows up as im heading out
>show him the disaster
>he throws up twice before getting into the bathroom
>"Clean this and i'll give you a 50% raise"
>"Double my pay and i'll do it"
>he says he wont
>leave
>get a call ten minutes later
>get my payrate doubled
>womens bathrooms now have attendants specifically to prevent that from happening again
>>72224582
what the fuck is that about, i once had to use a women bathroom and there was blood in the door and walls.
>>72225934
Jesus fuck....
>>72224792
Perfect. I love to dig them out and freeze them to make delicious bloodsicles.
>>72225934
Fuck that sounds horrible
>>72225934
...Mother of fucking god.
>>72225934
If this is real.. what. The. Fuck.
>>72225934
>women who shit and have their heavy flow in the same sitting and don't bother flushing
THE FUCKING WORST
It's not just shit, its bloody fucking menstrual shit. The smell also sticks to you and I ended up just standing beneath the deodorizing spray for a few minutes before leaving because I stunk like a rotting cunt.
>>72226197
this thread has made me gay
>>72225934
Why are american women so fucking gross? I am manager of a nightclub and I thought that I had seen some natsy cuz girls act nasty when they drunk n shit but I have never experienced anything of the like that you describe
>>72225934
>piss and period blood smeared everywhere
well yeah what did you expect when retards get anything nice
>fetuses
>chunks of fetus stuffed in the toilet
i don't want to believe this actually happened
>>72224105
Why do American lavatories always have such massive gaps underneath the doors?
>>72224933
this begs the question, can you test poo to determine the gender of who shat it?
>>72225934
I was a overnight baker at some bakery in la
Most of the morning staff were women and I was honestly, besides the owner, the only guy.
Part of my duties as overnight was to clean the male bathroom which I thought was a joke because I was the only one to use it. but they said I had to clean it because I used it.
anyway i once went into the woman's bathroom and there was literally blood everywhere.
I walked out and jokingly said "damn did some one have a fucking miscarrage in there or what"
>mfw the one of the girls non chalantly says "yeah clara did"
Apparently it happens quite a lot.
which is something i did not need to know.
>>72225934
Oh my God.
I've cleared out toilets while working security and can attest to how fucking disgusting they are, but that shit is next level.
>>72226488
>i don't want to believe this actually happened
None of us do
>>72225934
How is it viable for them to double your pay?
>>72225934
Ive cleaned bathrooms for a restaurant before, I haven't seen fetuses but bloody tampons on the floor and sink are very common
>>72224582
I've asked cleaners before and they always say womens. Generally due to the jam rags they leave unflushed, but also they hover above the seat so they piss all over the seat and floor.
>>72226521
I can't figure out why this is a problem.
Would that be a problem in the Islamic Republic of Britannia?
Nevermind, forget I asked.
>>72226521
I never knew why.
ITS PROBOLY TO PLAY FOOTSIE WITH THE PERSON NEXTDOOR ;DDDDD
>>72226521
>understalling
cant do that with ur small UK dick though
>>72226521
to prevent the privacy of people having sex in the stalls, to signal the presence of a stall being occupied, and to provide entry/exit in case of an extreme emergency via crawling. It's also cheap and inexpensive; nicer locations such as hotels will have no gaps with marble walls between stalls for example.
>>72226730
>>72226802
>this mad over a general question
>>72226673
This is actually what made me doubt the story.
It would take very little long term loss compared to doubling the janitor's pay to just have someone who knows what they're doing come in with a properly equipped Shop Vac.
>>72224105
The future is bright
>>72226621
yes, you can also determine the bloodtype and if their shit is really bloody even genetic abnormalities
t. forensic scientist
>>72226802
Europeans have bigger dicks, you only manage average thanks to the nogs pushing your mean size up
>>72226673
how is it viable to be open for business with that horror show left in the woman's room & the stench of dead human biomass hanging in the air?
>>72225934
Christ in heaven where are you from
>>72226835
You are very anti-social if that came off as mad to you, chill out and enjoy yourself.
>>72226866
Ahmed please, your averages are only raising since the spike in immigration, and we all know sand niggers have extra small penises
>anteater dick
>>72226812
>extreme emergency
What kind of emergency requires you to crawl underneath the bathroom stall door?
No toilet paper?
>>72225934
>3D
>Not PD
Pick one and only one.
>>72225934
GOD
FUCK
>>72226959
>Pool's closed due to AIDS
>call a cleanup crew that specializes in biohazard waste management
>nobody gets AIDS because the overpaid janitor missed a spot
>>72227008
>anteater dick
Oh I see why you're so mad. You were mutilated at birth. Take it out on your parents, weirdo.
>>72224582
As a former custodian, I can verify that it is indeed the women's restrooms that are far more fucking disgusting.
I'd rather clean a hundred men's crappers than a dozen women's.
>>72225934
The bloody tampons man
Not even the biggest /b/ tard could mask the scent and hold onto their boner.
>>72226959
You'll make a great business owner some day, doubling people's pay incurring massive long term cost just to clean a toilet.
Fuckwit.
>>72224105
Why? They are usually disgusting, way worse than the male restroom.
I used to work at a nightclub.
>>72224105
Ever tried leaving an upper decker?
Not all public restrooms have the upper part of a bowl, but when you find one, particularly in the ladies room, make sure to poop in the upper deck, instead of the bowl. Where the clean water is supposed to be.
That way everytime it gets fulshed, bits of your droppings end up in the bowl and become visible to a new set of eyes (and noses). If you are proud of your doodies and want as many ladies to see and smell them as possible, this is your best bet. Pooping on the floor or in the sink would be discovered too quickly, but when the water is just eternally shitty, they will assume the girl who just used it forgot to flush.
>>72224105
I've always wanted bathrooms to be for both genders. Even as a kid. Not because I believe hermaphrodites can choose which bathroom to go to but because I hate having to wait in line to take a shit when there's a perfectly good shitting room next to it and I can't go there because it's for women.
>>72225934
Women are truly disgusting creatures
>>72225934
dude that's fucking terrible.
>>72225934
jesus fucking christ
>>72226673
When the turnover rate is so high that new people are brought in every three to four days, and hten you find someone that doesn't complain, works, and does a good job, and has gone two years without having any problems, you don't want to lose them.
Int he short term its better to hire someone new, but int he long term it's a matter of time, not money. The time spent getting new people put into the system, training them, and doing all the paperworkk that comes with a new employee, these things are a chore for owenrs to do. The time spent doing all that is time that could be spent doing other things, like verifying billing statements and payroll are correct, so doubling one persons pay to ensure they keep working for you makes sense for the long term. I've worked for him for five years now, I make $26.44/hr, and all I do is the same things i've done since my first week there. My boss is happy, i'm happy, and women are disgusting.
>>72225934
where the f did you work
>>72227213
Ever dry dock a shit somewhere?
Turn off the water to the toilet and touch so no water is in the tank or bowl, when you shit your turd will sit there like a ship out of water, once it drys out and gets hard they it won't flush if they put the water back on
>>72227285
>Thinking that a women's room line is ever shorter than men's rooms.
>>72224105
Did you take any photos of any women? Show pics.
>>72227039
>>72225934
HOLY FUCK
>>72227409
have you noticed a change in behavior in terms of cleanliness over the years?
This thread.
>>72225934
This post.
Somebody save this.
Penultimate disgust.
>>72227559
In certain situations the woman's bathroom is empty and I have to wait for some asshole who's taking his sweet time in the shitter.
>>72227449
Planned Parenthood.
>>72227635
Yes. Weekends have gotten worse in the past two years, while weekdays have gotten less worse. When I started weekdays were a 5/10, and now have dropped to a 4/10, while weekends have gone from a 6/10 to a 8/10.
I worked at Walmart in the ghetto doing janitorial work for a year while I was in college.
Men's Restroom
>someone shit in the urinal
>poop smeared on walls
>someone that sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet (had to be standing up...no other way)
>needed cleaned literally every 3 hours
>toilet paper shredded and strung all over stalls
>found a weed pipe in the toilet paper dispenser
Women's Restroom
>what the holy fuck
>smelled like a mixture of hot fish and shit 24/7
>tampons and blood everywhere
>big clumps of clotted blood on the floor and toilet rim
>used pads stuffed in every crevice
>vomit
1. Had a time where some fat hambeast shit her pants and then continued her whole shopping trip. There were little shit nuggets in a trail around the store and people were running over them in their shopping carts and making poop trails with the wheels.
2. Some kid drank too much fruit punch and vomited in the busiest part of the store. It was bright red vomit that stretched about 3 feet in diameter.
3. The cart pushing machines were always broke and then cart pushers were always calling in sick or quitting. My dumb fuck manager took me (the only janitor during the day) and told me to bring in carts for the customers. It was snowing out so I had to push huge rows of carts by hand while dodging drivers. All the while, the bathrooms are turning into living nightmares because nobody is there to clean them.
4. The night shift janitors were massive assholes and always claimed I wasn't doing my job. So one time, during their night shift, I came in off the clock and pissed on the full toilet paper roll in one of the stalls.
I usually spent most of the day fantasizing about coming into work with an FN FAL and a backpack of ammo.
>>72227841
interesting, any idea as to why?
>>72225934
Learn to edit your long ass posts.
>>72227708
FYI penultimate means "second to ultimate" or second to last.
It seems like you meant it to means the "highest level", and misused it since you actual said "second to highest level".
I'm telling you on here to save you the embarrassment of making this mistake in person. In happened to me and some red headed intellectual feminist corrected me and a felt like a fucking retard. DONT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU ANON! It scarred me for life and now I shill for Hil.
>>72224681
A FUCKING
>>72227922
I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the new influx of employees in the past few years.
>>72227039
>implying he would be able to crawl his fatass under that tiny gap.
>>72227772
AYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO
There was one time where we had to take a bath inside our school (summer camp, boys only), we were the only ones around so we decided to check out the women's place. Men's smelled like piss but women's were worse. It smelled like rotten fish, poo and pee.
>>72225934
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>72224865
my stream is hard to control m8
>>72225934
>>72227409
Making about 55k as a janitor ain't bad.
>>72227849
>weed pipe
>>72225934
Like what the fuck are they doing, coat hangering themselves on the toilet? Do girls actually fucking do this? Pls no
>>72225934
I don't fucking want to belive you. I'm never using a public toilet again.
Worst thing I've seen is blood and shit smeared on a toilet seat in M&S on Oxford Street.
>>72224105
Did you cum?
ill tell a story lads
> be me on the road for 5 aclock in the fucking morning barley waking up
>get mcdicks breakfast and some orange juice
> drive till about 9 aclock
> have to take the biggest piss my dick can handle
> can barley hold it
> nextbathroom10miles.gif
> fuck drive 65mph till i blast myself to some huge gas station jack in a box mix up
> run into the place
> ask wheres the bath room
> run inside the bathroom
> all the urinals are being used
> run into the nearest stall
> see man with long hair walks out
> walk in have to take a shit
> cum is everywhere along with piss
> try cleaning it up
> flings on my finger
> panic i try unlocking it gets jammed
> kick it in
> wash my hands hard
>>72224792
They clean the womens more
>>72225934
>Fetus's (Has happened 12 times in my four years of work)
>this entire post
Hat's off to you for not going on some type of spree. Pretty sure I'd go stone bugfuck crazy after one and become the Punisher. I want to punch bitches even reading this.
>>72224105
they look so clean
what the fuck
>>72228100
WHITE MALE?!
>>72225934
>>72225934
>Fetus's (Has happened 12 times in my four years of work)
>>72224105
Does it smell like strawberries and flowers?
>>72225934
You're all fucking pussies, I cracked up reading this tbqh
>>72225934
Sheeeeit nigguh.
>>72225934
Nasty shit man. Respect for janitors who put up with this shit
>>72228645
Honestly, its easy to deal with it all when you get paid every week, as opposed to bi weekly.
>>72226673
The cost of calling in the people who actually clean up this type of shit (biohazard companies) would cost at least 10k. That kind of line item is hard to justify.
If you can stomach that kind of work they hire people starting at about $50 an hour and go up up up from there.
Pretty much the only work you can get without a degree that makes Doctor money.
>>72225945
I know one woman who miscarried in a public toilet and threw the fetus in the bin. At best you are going to have some flimsy toilet paper to clean up the mess. At worst, nothing.
Miscarriage (or abortion pills) happens all the time but Ive never seen what anon is describing. Burger life though.
>>72225607
It's gonna smell like chloroform when I'm done.
>>72228864
This isn't a normal every day occurrence for us humans, favela dwelling glue sniffer.
>>72224105
I ran into a women's toilet once in a hospital by accident and then took a monster shit. I had to phone my mum(who was waiting for me nearby) to come in and let me know when it was clear for me to exit.
That was not a fun phone call.
>>72225934
from now on i am a homosexual
>>72229036
t. Pussyfaggot
>>72225934
can confirm women stick their used pads on the walls
>be janitor at Kroger
>store's packed
>get word to stop what I'm doing to go deal with women's bathroom
>gods be merciful, such orders are an ill omen
>grab my shitbusting gear
>walk in
>usual smell hits, not as horrifying as expected
>turn corner, some woman is sitting on the trash can with her pants down
>her surprise causes her to shit harder
>sounds like someone dumping a whole pot of spaghetti into the trash as I turn to leave
>tell manager I'll be waiting a bit, explain why
>he's in tears trying to breathe
>still laugh my ass off every time I think of her surprised face
>>72225934
>>shit and tiny little baby parts everywhere
Cool story, bro, but in Real Life that would require a bio-hazard team level cleanup, after the police were through with it as a potential crime scene, not just the janitor with some Clorox.
>>72228589
>next bathroom 10 miles
why didnt you piss on the side of the road as nature intended?
>>72229075
#buttmissile
>>72225945
It's /pol/'s fault for that Free Bleeding thing.
Reaping the whirlwind, Karma, and all that.
>>72225934
jesus christ dude
>>72229210
This.
>>72226812
In addition to all that. makes mopping easier if mop reaches well past the door -- He;;, if it comes to that, blasting the floor with a hose is also easier.
>>72227039
Stuck door, sneaking out before Agents from the Matrix notice you, etc.
>>72229213
It's against the law just so it can be inconvenient for people who really need to take a piss on long trips with no bathrooms in sight.
America really needs designated pissing spots.
>>72225230
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>72229210
>some woman miscarried
>just lots of blood and thick goo
Unless there was an actual fetus body, I can see where some business owner would rather just quietly clean it up, as horrible as it sounds.
>>72229210
Only if it were reported tho
Which wouldn't be good for business
>>72228589
What a lame story that also didn't happen. Lurk more maggot.
>>72227849
>Had a time where some fat hambeast shit her pants and then continued her whole shopping trip. There were little shit nuggets in a trail around the store and people were running over them in their shopping carts and making poop trails with the wheels.
MY
SIDES
>>72229210
>biohazard team level cleanup for corpse
where did you get this notion? my local cops pretty much pour some bleach on the bloodstain then leave.
crack open one of those used tampon boxes
>>72224105
>man
>using women restroom
did you piss in the sink?
>>72229210
Normally, yes, however when no one wants to deal with police, shutting down the wing of a building, turning all the air ducts on full, and then hitting every surface with concentrated acid and alkaline based cleaners for three days is the next best thing.
>>72229200
Why did she do that?
>>72225934
>3D women
>Even once
>>72229899
True story, I had a buddy who pissed in the sink everywhere he went.
He was a normal, popular, good looking dude with a lot of money... but he'd still make a point of pissing in your bathroom sink the first time he came over. I think he was marking his territory.
He also kept piss bottles (mainly to throw at people).
>>72227993
Non, highest level of disgust is the /b/-tard who lived in the hoarder home full of ancient food, molds, and maggots.
I opened this thread and read a bit, now I am literally diarrheaing. Has meme magic gone too far?
>>72230079
The only thing I can think of is that the stalls were full
>>72225560
This is a whites only board. Get out of here roach
>>72224105
Did you see any lolis? Did you tell them about their privilege?
>>72225934
Holy shit I needed that
>>72225934
Someone please screencap this, sorry on phone.
>>72225934
You have my sympathy. I did janitorial work through high school and college and never had to deal with anything that bad.
The worst I had was someone who had a penchant for wiling their ass with paper towels which resulted in the trash can smelling horrible as it would be filled with shitty paper towels and on several occasions people apparently shit themselves and stuffed their underwear into the trash can, which resulted in a horrible smell in the bathroom. This was a small office with single toilet bathrooms. Despite the office being mostly women, there was never period blood or anything like that. The problems were actually largely in the bathroom used by clients while waiting.
>work as a baker for Tim Hortons
>Bus boy is pretty chill
>every nights he needs to go and fix the womens toilet
>for the boy's it's maybe 3 times a week
>use to come in the back to vomit
Women are pigs specially Arab women. Anyway that's what my bitch says.
>>72224105
Did you deliberately piss on the seat?
And if not then why not.
My wife hates it when I leave the seat up.
As we're sharing disgusting toilets...
>go to shitter at start of semester
>notice some fuck smeared shit on the wall right next to the paper dispenser
>gingerly grab paper to avoid it, but I had to shit, so no escape.
>wash hands thoroughly
>3 months later, end of semester
>have to take a shit
>FUCKING SMEAR IS STILL THERE
janitors clean the toilets, don't look at stall walls, and move on
>MFW this entire thread is shitposting
>>72227409
not sure if you're still itt, but did you need any certifications or special skills to get to that level as a janitor? I've heard of janitors making decent money and I was thinking about pursuing it as a career myself.
>>72225201
>drop wherever like a cow in a field?
No, we call it Ground Zero and towers and towers of shit drops there.
>>72225934
mate, I don't even....
>>72224105
shit happens when you've got diarrhea
jfc why do janitors put themselves through those stenches? I'd be wearing procedure masks + peppermint oil to avoid going mad from the smell
>>72225934
Read this years ago on /b/.
>>72230763
For some companies you need hazmat certification, but most ignore it entirely. IF you go get hazmat certified, pay extremely close attention to everything you learn, take notes, and ask questions. When it comes biological hazards, there are no dumb questions. Also, you WILL be treated like garbage by people, they WILL see you as beneath them, they WILL NOT care about you or things you have to say.
>>72225934
jesus fucking christ i nearly vomited just reading that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY8tx4huoqM&feature=youtu.be
related
>>72230772
India posting in a poo thread.
The irony is pure amazing.
>>72229088
I mean I guess that's slightly better than putting them in the toilet and flooding the place with shit water? Assuming we can expect no better than animal behavior from that lot, that is.
>>72230772
POO
IN
LOO
>>72225934
Truly a real human bean and a real hero
>>72225934
>>72224105
janitor here
Mens washrooms is typical piss everywhere
womens washrooms always have MILLIONS of ripped up pieces of tp on the floor. piss and shit everywhere. tampons. makeup in the sinks and dirty ass mirrors.
its truly disgusting.
>>72225934
And I thought I had smelled bad things in my life.
>>72227849
Yeah, I think I pretty much hate human beings.
>>72225934
>>72230705
hey man what kind of disorder does that potato-head lookin nigger have? That's fucking cool
>>72227924
You're missing out. One of the sickest stories I've read on here lately.
>>72231494
I know right, my gf can't even go to female public restrooms so she has to use the male one.
Weirdly enough no one's complained about it to her even though she's been doing it for ages, yet if a man goes to a women's restroom everyone starts kicking up shit.
Why would anyone WANT to go into a female public restroom?
>>72230172
Yee, hence penultimate.
Though the mushroom jizzrag was pretty bad.
>>72229210
You also forgot in real life, a business trying to turn a profit wouldn't do that. When you get any management experience under your belt you'll understand that sometimes what's 'required' is not the best thing to do.
>>72230458
But I smell stale pasta.
>>72229088
note the upper left panel
>source: /fit/, months ago
>>72229210
lol you think police clean up crime scenes themselves? the property owner has to hire a company for that
>>72230159
>He was a normal
>He also kept piss bottles (mainly to throw at people).
>normal
lol
>>72232909
>bottom right panel
>Senator Leyonhjelm, is that you?
>>72224865
Here's a question
Is there a specific law against doing this? I mean can someone be prosecuted for doing this?
>tfw I use the upstairs ladies restroom to take my dumps because it's never used
>>72225934
Now that's someone who I can say has seen some serious shit
>>72234185
>I mean can someone be prosecuted for doing this
Only if you are not Chad. If you are, it's a-ok, just smile and say you got the wrong door you might even get some quickie on the sink
>t. someone who actually did this
>>72225934
This is some lovecraftian tier shit
>>72227849
>>72225934
Why don't these bitches role up these pads in toilet paper and throw it in the trash once they leave. Fuck man.
>>72231776
Do share?
>AMA
Were there all those tiny little pieces of toilet paper laying everywhere? The few times I've ever been in a woman's bathroom it looked like a man made out of toilet paper was murdered in there.
>>72224105
You're also a nigger.
>>72235303
>found a high res of this
I'm going to be sick
>>72225934
Why would you do this to me?
>>72225934
What?
>>72231573
Thanks
>>72229200
Shitting in garbage cans is something that so many people seem to do, but I have absolutely no idea why.
I always hear about some kid or other person shitting in a garbage can in the bathroom when there are perfectly good toilets a few feet away. What the fuck is with that?
>>72225934
....
holy fuck
>>72224865
Sorry.
>>72235303
>>72235498
jesus fucking christ my sides, im going to go wash my jizzrag now
>>72235498
What do you think would happen if you ate those?
>>72225934
>>womens bathrooms now have attendants specifically to prevent that from happening again
What the fuck does HR tell them during the job interview? "Your job is to make sure women don't have abortions in the bathroom"?
>>72227849
>FN FAL
Why are murricans so obsesed with that meme rifle?
>>72225934
Please fucking cap this
This is nasty as fuck
>>72224792
>SMELT
kill yourself
>>72225934
This is why 2D is superior.
>>72224105
Hope you pissed all over the seat.
That's my plan if this tranny bathroom shit ever makes it to Australia, going to piss all over the seat of every womans toilet for supporting this retarded shit
>>72224105
>I just used the women's restroom and I'm a male,
I do that all the time when I need to take a huge stinky shit and the stalls on the mens side are taken (because there's usually only one while women get 3+).
I don't go in there for hanky panky. What would that achieve? A woman would scream, I would be taken out and jailed in shame. Wow so worth it for a glance at random underwear or roasty vag when I can see all the vag I want online, in a setting that doesn't smell like shit.
Toilets are for pissing and shitting. Gender doesn't enter into it unless you're a pervert or a retard, in which case, the problem is we let perverts and retards into the toilets, not men or women.
And I would never go into a women's restroom if there was room in the mens. Because women's restroom are fucking disgusting. I worked as custodian of an event building for a few years. Women's restroom always made me want to vomit after an event, while men's just had some piss stains around the urinals.
The whole bathroom thing is so fucking stupid. Who gives a FUCK where you take a shit as long as it's in a toilet. YOU'RE TAKING A SHIT.
>go to bathroom
>this happens
what do??
>>72225934
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
>>72237517
Helicopter for maximum spread.
>>72225934
Can (kind of) confirm this. Currently living with 2 women. One of them's alright, but the other...
>blood caked on inside of bathroom bin
>blood on top of soap pump
>once found a bloody tampon just lying on the bathroom floor (this is our fucking house)
>go through at least 1.5 toilet rolls PER DAY when their cycles sync
>occasionally find toilet paper with blood on it on the ground
>the smell is..unique and disgusting when it's there for too long
It's awful. Save yourself the trouble; don't fall for the women meme.
>>72225889
Used to work in a coffee shop in a rich area. We had a woman come in during the morning rush and shut in the middle of the bathroom floor (single use bathroom). Went on for months before we caught her, turned out to be a 50 year old jew.
>>72237517
Stop masturbating. This only happens to me after Ive came. Its left over jizz in your urethra doing that.
>>72237735
It happens to me even if I haven't jizzed in weeks
>>72225934
F
>>72237735
Pro-tip, if you don't masturbate, you will still jizz in your sleep. Your body has to recycle old cum that isn't dumped. Try not cumming for 2 weeks, then cum. You'll see a lot more yellow cum.
>Yellowed cum is old cum, mostly dead or aged
Men have cum-production-cycles like women have egg-cycles. Ours are just quicker. The less you cum though, eventually your body will force it out.
>all those porn stars and GFs eating yellowed cum are eating old, dead cells
>>72237974
dick cancer
>>72225934
Similar story for me.
>Be a teenage self. Family owns and runs a fair size hotel.
>Had the hotel for about 2 years then.
>Spring break happens and one group of 18 year olds rent a room. 3 girls 2 guys.
>Stay their few days then leave. No real trouble it seemed.
>Maids go into room to clean it and I shit you not on this
>Used bloody pads stuck to the walls of the hotel room
>Bait shrimp stuffed in the couch, between the bed and box spring, filled the tub, sink and toilet with shrimp, shrimp in cabinets. (we live in a fishing/tourist trap island area)
>shrimp fucking everywhere
>Shit on our couch. Just a full log on the the couch.
>Room ruined.
>But the little fucks paid with a credit card
>we charge the card about 1.5k for damages
>Dude calls and demands his money back and starts calling my mom things like a fat cow and stupid bitch.
>Mom essentially tells him he ruined the room and to fuck off.
>About an hour later the guys mother calls us and very politely asks why we charged her son all that money.
>we tell her what he did and what he said to us.
>"Oh... He just turned 18 and I thought he could handle himself in the real world for once... Turns out I was wrong. Keep the money. Sorry for the trouble"
>Had to strip room and remodel it.
And that was the day we started charging a deposit on holidays and require a credit card on file for anyone under 25.
I have plenty more stories from a meth bust by the police to a funny as schitso guy that stays with us to old ladies running around nude. Having a hotel is like your own personal reality tv show. Its great.
>>72237517
>pullback foreskin once whenever the stream doesn't go straight
>always straightened it, always worked for 25 years of my life
oh wait
>murricans
>intact genitals
kek
>>72237735
Could be bladder damage. If your piss is permanently split streams, please see Herr Doctor.
>>72238400
MOAR
>>72238400
Why would they stick shrimp everywhere?
>>72229200
>shitbusting gear
>>72227924
Horror like that cannot be condensed
>>72224865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04xFmVuo0Ek
>>72239045
ITS A PRANK BRO
>>72230647
>My wife hates it when I leave the seat up.
I never understood this
It takes less effort to put a lid down than lift it up, and is cleaner as well since you only need touch the top rather than the dirty bottom.
Also if the lid is up and someone needs to shit or a woman needs to piss, they can put it down. This is exactly the same effort [though expended by a different person] as you would have expended had you put the lid down after yourself. However if another man wishes to piss after you, he needn't lift the lid like he would had it been put down, so overall leaving it up is a net saver of energy. Women dislike it because they never piss standing up, so leaving it up is inconvenient to them, even though it is more convenient overall. It is pure selfishness, OCD and is un hygienic.
thank you thread, i just turned milo
>>72238400
More.
>>72226621
You're assuming gender is determined by your DNA/chromosomes, and not entirely in your head. DIE CIS SCUM
>>72224105
the only reason we have separated bathrooms is because society presume men are potential rapists. check your privilege girl.
>>72225934
What the fucking fucking fuck
>>72225889
thats some pretty assive-aggressive shit right thar
>>72225934
I have no words.
Just no words.
>>72224105
is it true true they have couches in there
>>72225227
>didn't eat it cause it had chunks on it
not sure if i'm more in awe at the fact it had fucking chunks on it, or the fact that you contemplated eating the fucking thing.
>inb4 /pol/ is satire
I know faggots.
I don't ever want anything to do with women again.
>>72225934
I dont want to believe
>>72240718
>again
>>72224865
>not flushing platefuls of buffet food down the toilet and then pissing all over the seat
You're missing out senpai
>>72225934
...what the fuck
>>72240548
>satire
Bad news m8. Think of the worst thing you can imagine, for someone here that is their fetish.
>>72224582
I am the guy who cleans the target restrooms.
>men
More likely to have disasters, but less overall cleanup
>women
Fucking cunts spill coffee all over the damn floor all the goddamn time, toilet paper left on the floor everywhere
Are women's restrooms a mess because men don't use them? If men used women's restrooms more, would we notice inherent problems and engineer solutions? Better pad disposal? Some kind of "self-cleaning" mechanism for toilet seats that would make women more comfortable sitting to piss?
>>72224105
I did it once as well in some Mc Donalds. The doors were wide open and I didn't notice I entered the ladies' room. I took a piss in a stall, then exited, washed my hands and saw a middle aged woman confused, looking at the signs of the doors after spotting me. Then I realize what I've done and tell her with a smile "yeah I went to the wrong bathroom". She smiled and said "haha that's why". She went on in the room while I exited it.
No feminazi horror story, for once.
