Since elementary school I've wanted to move to Australia.
>white male, green eyes, proud of my race, would never mix
I hate the tolerance put up in America and Europe with it, I mean I understand getting along with them but I hate the idea of mixing races and my children will not fall for that trap
>Going to college soon to become an ESL teacher(qualifys on Aus CSOL list)
I want to apply for Permenent residency after a few years of work experience. Do aussies hate Americans? What do you guys hate about us? I'm not that cuck that goes to the bar and starts to get loud or anything...
>Pic can be related if you try hard enough
>>72215622
>In the 2011 census, 60.2% of Australia's population declared European ancestry.
Too bad burger.
Benefits of Australia:
>Great sightseeing and hiking potential
>Everyone is tan
>People don't get offended easily
>Roos
>Drum and bass
Cons of Australia:
>Shit internet
>Abbos
>Spiders and flies
>You're a cunt
>Everything costs more
>No guns
Your choice amigo
>>72215622
The bantz is just a meme. I doubt most people here actually hate Americans. You would definitely make a better immigrant than another Abdul, curry or nigger.
i despise your accents, especially the redneck type
>>72215622
>ESL teacher
I hope you like abos.
Do you work hard?
Do you like guns? It's love hate over here.
Are you going to integrate or be a shit cunt?
Do you like Muslims?
Are you a lefty poofta?
And most importantly, can you handle the bantz?
>>72215622
Then just come here ya dickhead.
Stop talking shit.
ROO'D
>>72215622
You can get a gun, but it's difficult mate and best to tell nobody unless you go shooting rabbits or something.
Btw, get into cane toad golf here too
>>72215777
>Shit internet
Cause theres rarely any fat weeaboo cunts like you who sit online all day like you obviously.
>>72216712
Fukin destroyed
>>72215777
>abos
Not many in Brisbane, very little in Tasmania
>more expensive
I was 18 on 25 bucks an hr whilst in high school, pricing is predominately relative
>no guns
there are guns, if you want to cover your arse you just get a license n a safe
>>72215622
I personally can't stand many yanks, but you don't seem that bad because your asking whether we hate your or not
I say come try out Australia with a 1 yr working holiday visa (yanks only get 1 yr compared to everyone else in the world getting 2 yrs), just dont expect people to like you
>>72215821
I hate hick accents. Due to my grandparents, I have a slight Russian accent
>>72217973
Yea man. I'm not gonna go around screaming "I'm an American" lol
Stay out of Tassie, poof.
I couldn't imagine immigrating here to our weird island. Growing up without a dad in blue bonds, swinging on the hills hoist, playing 6 and out. These things shape the Aussie character and it's hard to fit in if you didn't get the education, I've seen it, people can't handle the bantz.
>>72216039
>Do you work hard?
Yessir I do. I don't fit the Americunt sterotype
>Do you like guns? It's love hate over here.
I love guns but I understand I'll have to work on getting a permit. I have no problems with that.
>Are you going to integrate or be a shit cunt?
Definatly will intergrate
>Do you like Muslims?
Lol no
>Are you a lefty poofta?
Lol no
>And most importantly, can you handle the bantz?
Lol yes
>>72218490
Yeah there is a long history of animosity towards yanks in Oz for numerous reasons. Some playful, some not.
Main two things I suggest are call us Ozzies not Aussies, because you pronounce it incorrectly n that's annoying. Also, for some reason yanks using our expressions is just the most cringe-worthy shit, so dont call anyone mate because that comes across patronizing or sarcastic
>>72218793
You're a life saver
>There are people unironically wanting to move to Cuckstralia
The only people that are moving to Australia are Chinese and they're buying up the place. Sydney and Melbourne are already Chinese cities. Soon GC, Brisbane, Adelaide.
I already have Australian family members lol. Good luck moving to Chinastralia. At least it's better than spics. There are niggers though.
>>72215704
>Ethnic groups white 92%, Asian 7%, aboriginal and other 1%
Shouldn't you be playing to Allah right now Muhammed?
>>72218490
>>72218793
He isn't joking, there's a general sense of animosity at least at first. Along with Ozzies don't forget they're pronounced Bris-bin not Bris-bane and Mel-bin not Mel-bourne.
>>72219080
Oh yeah totally forgot about how they pronounce Brizzy n Melbz
Seppos are just the Anti-Aussies
>>72219080
Thank you good sir
>>72219027
Can't wait. Got 2 houses in Brisbane because I couldn't afford Sydney or Melbourne, want them to start going up so I can sell and buy heaps of land to settle on (which won't go up, probably come down). Sorry for the off topic.
>>72219232
>2 houses in Brisbane
house on the south side or north side?
>>72219027
>Malaysia is a multicultural and multiconfessional country. As of the 2010 Population and Housing Census, 61.3 percent of the population practices Islam; 19.8 percent Buddhism; 9.2 percent Christianity; 6.3 percent Hinduism; and 1.3 percent traditional Chinese religions.
>Malaysia
>multicultural
>multiconfessional
>muh buzzwords
>61.3% MUSLIM
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
YOU'RE ACTUALLY FILTH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
>>72219232
Nice. I was thinking Brisbane or gold coast lol
>>72215821
>an Aussie talking Shit about accents
Kek
>>72219703
I'm from Brisbane but grew up on the Gold Coast, if u want a town with soul or "culture" or any form of substance I wouldn't choose the GC
>>72219293
Hey mate. North. Gebung and deagon!!
>>72219703
Gold Coast is pretty fucked for a variety of reasons now, I would stay well away from it for a while for investment purposes. Brisbane, however..well, it should have gone up but simply isn't...all a bit of a guessing game. I'm not too worried, cheap properties and the rental returns are good.
>>72219703
You'll hear a lot of people talking about expensive housing in Australia, but really that's mostly Melbourne, Sydney and most of Perth. Brisbane still has a lot of affordable places quite close to the city if you look, and still is a decent size with over 2 million people. Shit in the summer though.
>>72220186
Great spots to own real estate, I don't like much of the north side but they are good spots.
>>72220686
Paid around 350,000 each for 2 3 bedroom houses. In Sydney where I live they'd be close to a million probably!
>>72220978
Well probably a bit less each but not far from it these days.
>>72220978
Yeah, the good spot thing about the North side is that its being developed a lot in the past few years and will continue to be developed in the years to come, raising the property prices n get rid of the filth that have brought down the north side for so long, plus its very white compared to where I'm from on the southside (not saying the multiculturalism where i am is bad but its good to see very white areas of the north balance out the southside's colour)
>>72215622
>Australia is a European convict colony
>Walk around Melbourne
>Have to play "Spot the Aussie"
>>72221440
>walk around Sydney, western Sydney, south Sydney
>Have to play "Spot the Aussie"
>anywhere but country or coastal in NSW
>Have to play "Spot the Aussie"
>>72215622
>Drop Bears
>Irukandji
>Chinese gravel hunters
wew
Mostly Chinabros get into Australia now. Very hard for Americans to get citizenship or permanent residence but the Chinese usually work harder so whatever.
>>72215622
From what I hear the things you hate are just as bad in aussieland.
>>72221440
>>72221329
I heard the people from QLD are racist. Sounds like utopia
>>72222179
I mean, Ill be qualified skill wise and I am a hard worker. Im just hoping for the best desu
>>72222216
I do not mind chinese. I've heard of the sand people moving over but their population is small. Abos are fucking autismo but desu its better than Americas niggers and spics..... And muslims....and liberals.....and faggots....and trannies..and muslim abo president. The list goes on
buddy of mine lived in australia for 2 years and said it was pretty noice and the people were cool and friendly. of course just like anywhere else it works out better if you aren't a KUNT
>>72222317
You probably don't have the money that will stimulate the economy. Americans don't build businesses and create jobs like Chinese do
>>72222216
Worse
Imagine literally everything in your country, then look at how it's represented in the media, then apply it IRL to people who seriously believe it.
Lefties here are 10x worse than American Lefties.
Australia, last bastion of whites in the future?
>>72222524
No but I would help with Australias current skill gap ;-;
>>72222632
God give us the strength to preserve it
>>72222242
I'm not racist. I'm from Sunnybank, so I'm virtually Chinese-Australian. With that said I don't like trust Viets, I know blacks are predominately stupid and Muslims do not belong outside the Arabian peninsula.
If you don't mind the chinks, want to make good money teaching, and want a pretty cruisy life, try obtaining work in Brisbane. It will not be easy because ur a seppo but its probs the best place to try.
Perth is also a great city but by the time u finish ur studies it will be expensive af
>>72222725
It should be illegal to have interracial children
it is literally genocide of whites, because we're so few
>>72222748
God bless you. A straight answer lol. Sounds great man! Chinks and whites are really the only races I stand lol
>>72222530
They're just as bad as each other, don't exaggerate
>>72222868
Clearly someone has not gone to a Melbourne University.
>>72222860
Oh well google Sunnybank, rent there is quite cheap for Australian standards. It's my hometown, its middle class, very safe unless you piss off the wrong people like anywhere. I'm moving back there next year to do study law at the uni down the road.
But realistically if you teach based on the southside you will end up teaching in Logan (just south of Brisbane) and that's got one of the worst reps in Australia so if u want a challenge even better
Do whites live in cabramatta or is it all asian?
>>72222860
That gook cunt who spoke to you lives in Sunnybank or as we call it "china town" it's a fucking disgrace, an absolute blight on our white city.
I live in Brisbane and can confirm we are racist as fuck, you can always bants with other white guys about other races.
Brisbane is great but yeah don't goto sunnybank unless you want to bash gook cunts at night.
If you hate the tolerance don't move to fucking Australia
Move to the deep south so you don't give up your freedom
>>72223198
I'm white u idiot.
haha
>bash gooks at night.
Is that what you do the nights ur not chatting shit on 4chan?
>>72218687
You'll be right.
>>72215622
>do aussies hate americans
not usually, unless you straight up act like a cunt, but we hate anyone acting like a cunt
If you're half attractive with a strong US accent you'll probably pick up a lot of white aussie pussy, easy.
>>72215777
>everyone is tan
depends where you are
south east QLD here, most people in the city are pale as fuck, near 100% white population as well. It's very rare you see anyone non-white.
>Roos
fuck those cunts, they're not a benefit
they fuck your car up something hectic
>yfw most people buy 4WDs with bullbars not for doing actual four wheel driving offroad, but for ramming roos without fucking their vehicle
>Spiders and flies
depends where you are
most spiders are bros, huntsmans and long legs especially
>they straight up fucking hunt down the deadliest spiders for you
>You're a cunt
>Everything costs more
>No guns
yeah pretty much.
>>72218687
Welcome aboard!
>>72223345
Yeah cunt you wanna go? I'm ready to bash your chink face in cunt
>>72218687
Gday m8!
>>72215622
Aussies love Americans, you'll be fine.
>>72223175
Cabbra is for Viets.
Great if you are looking for fish shops to build your aquarium (Viets love aquariums for some reason), last time I went there (just to have a look).
Make sure you call all of your coworkers "bogans" and "cunts." They are terms of endearment that will really let them know that you're trying to fit in with the culture.
>>72223695
Yeah, what's ur address?
>>72223807
Look but don't buy anything from asians.
Only buy from white businesses
>>72223882
Fuck off chink, I'll give you a place we can have a go without security cams or anything though
>>72215622
you will find australia to be fairly european, not much like america
people have mixed feelings about americans
soocialism, full strength beer, long working hours, revulsion about guns, moderate christianity, lack of nationalism and expensive food might all come as a shock to you
but we are never too full to have more anglo's y'all welcome
>>72223976
why to scared to tell a "chink" ur adress?
>>72223981
>lack of nationalism
cunt
where the fuck do you live
>>72224028
Would you give our your address on 4chan? I thought you slanty eyed mongs were suppose to be smart?
>>72222946
Actually, i went to monash but my mum was at melbourne for a while. They're the same on any left wing uni world wide.
>>72223981
>lack of nationalism
actually it's quite the contrary, the silent majority you'll find is VERY nationalistic, especially the rural population
the problem is they don't ever speak up about shit unless it really riles them, you'll just find them complaining about foreign cunts in bars most of the time
recent examples
>anzac day
>australia day
>literally any day on the beach
>australian flags everywhere
>my neighbourhood alone has about a dozen properties with australian flags on poles
>>72218687
>American
>Can handle the bantz
I doubt it.
>>72224119
I wouldn't because I'm a smart chink, hence why I thought a dumb whitey like you would. You musn't be that stupid, you must have a little bit of asian in you. is it a lady boy?
its just a country thats a bit behind
they will eventually catch up to everyone elses kekery
>>72224255
>can't buy a butter knife
>country overrun by shitskins
B-but we can b-banter guys!
Protip: You're the biggest fucking pussies in the universe.
>>72224400
fuck off leaf
>>72224074
>>72224254
I say lack of nationalism relative to america
>>72224254
Yeah but we have the problem of all those internationalist faggots who are rising in number, that sit around all day bashing Australia while leeching off it. Fucking degenerates
>>72224400
we just arn't in the
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>>72224359
Come to the bayside park in Lota, 30mins and don't bring friends. Park next to the black harley, see how fucking mouthy you are when I bust your subhuman jaw.
>>72224255
>>72224442
http://www.theportlygazelle.com/2015/08/26/american-working-in-england-is-suing-his-colleagues-for-too-much-banter/
>>72223807
Got a friend living in Sydney, he said cabramatta is asian slums, took a look at streetview and it looks cozy as fuck
>>72224467
>relative to america
mm, even then I would say it's about the same
>>72224487
multiculturalism was a mistake
I remember when I was in primary school they started to push that shit and my entire grade thought it was fuckin dumb, AFAIK from jewbook everyone still hates foreign cunts
>rural australia tho
probably different down south in the cities
>>72224537
>being this mad
>>72224800
>sweden thinks this is straya being mad
cunt thats just how we communicate
>>72224537
>Nah cunt, be @ Yatala Pie shop in 45. You may as well bring a mate or two because my mates and I have to drive back together anyway
>Subhuman jaw
Awesome, see you there
>>72224800
Mate if you dont keep this fucking yellow cunts in line you end up like sweden
>>72224694
I see a lack of nationalism, or else nationalist support for a foreign nation in either a) sociailists or b) immigrants who wont integrate. Don't get me wrong, plenty of immigrants are good people who are willing to integrate and assimilate with Australian society, but their are far too many who couldn't give less of a fuck about living here.
Where i'm at is hardly rural, but its basically all white, and I'd say the statement about the silent majority being nationalist would apply here.
>>72224856
seems like how degenerates communicate. good on u
>>72222976
New Aus flag?
>>72225014
>lack of nationalism from immigrants who won't integrate
>every white australian hates them
>surprising somehow
But yeah, I know what you mean
>>72225101
>sweden
>talking about degenerates
yeah nah cuck off mate
>>72224925
Yeah alright, what make and model of car? Park further down that road from the pie shop incase there is cameras.
>>72225265
wont matter, I doubt there will be any other chinks @ the Yatala Pie car park in 40min.
I wont reply anymore need to drive, c u there
>>72225265
no cameras in the car park
Thread's juicy as fuck, I hope the fight is real
>>72225520
I won't be in the car park, I told you to go further down that road. I'm not ending up in a "bikie brawl caught on camera" edition of a current affair.
>>72225646
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>>72225810
He said in 40mins. Me and a few of the boys are leaving the clubhouse in 10.
>>72215777
>>Everyone is tan
Its 2016, skin cancer awareness is high, nobody tan.
>>72226275
THE CURRENT YEAR
>>72225927
It's been 40mins come on, I need to go to work tomorrow ausbro.
>>72227961
Yeah the chink cunt isn't even here.
>>72228178
What a cunt
>>72228178
just down the road, millard tyre centre, u walk to the car i walk 2 the car, our mates both back off
>>72228639
HOLY FUCK, NO WAY.
>>72228639
HAPPENING
>>72228639
HAPPENING
>>72228639
What the Fuck did i just walk in on??
>>72228639
>Bogan's Run - April 27 - Internet posturing this evening dramatically increased chances of angry gay sex down under to 94% (+/- 2%). This is atypically high, even for Australia.
>source - Nate Silver
OP here phone died
>>72228639
Fiddy bux on the Aussie
I learned the hard way never to fight an Aussie or an Irishman
Chink in going down
>>72215622
No guns faggot.
10 more min of waiting until I leave
>chink btfo
>>72229483
You're a hero. An absolute hero.
Bre faggot if u n ur mates were the ones that just drove past and then did a burn out before driving off yeah that's me the white guy with the guy n two girls in the car. Let's go
Btw to all the idiots saying chink btfo, I'm the chink according the pussy who didn't show up so no pussy white boy is btfo
>>72229483
I don't think it's worth it. Just leave.
>>72229767
please record
The current plan is to go to Australia
My entire life I've been searching for bantz, I haven't had it since my group of friends in high school and I feel an emptiness that can only be filled by bantz
I'm done waiting
Whoever the Bitch was who pretended to be a bikie n talked shit about Asians and my home town, grow up n quit chatting shit on the internet faggot.
Btw once again I am OP so 88-edge lords btfo
Is Aus or NZ the better country for a 26yo white chemical engineer?
>>72230407
Aus is a way bigger country, better luck here.
>>72215704
>>In the 2011 census, 60.2% of Australia's population declared European ancestry.
Most of the rest are whites who declare their ancestry as Australian, rather than any specific European country. Me included, Mohammed.
>>72230407
oz has more money, prettier women, work less hours, but filled with fucking Australians, beer is expensive and everything can kill you.
NZ nothing to kill you and everything looks like a postcard.
>>72215622
I work in ESL in Australia, and you won't get any work here because of your accent and you can't spelling.
>>72230487
its a bigger country but its empty and mostly desert
>>72230638
OI! Don't tell the bloody foreigners we exist!
>>72231243
Too late, boats on the way
>>72231423
Hope we don't turn into the sweden of the pacific.
>>72215777
Australia also has a habit of banning popular vidya for reasons as small as having drugs or sex related things in it.
>>72231960
>Sweden
>Country infested with Islamic fueled genocide
Nah West Papua is the Sweden of the Pacific
>>72231960
In terms of what? Muslims? Not likely
In terms of ethnic purity? Step below us actually
>>72231961
Feminazi's have infiltrated all western governments .
>>72232124
Ethnic purity? Most our country is those who belong there, anglo and Maori descendants. No muzzie rape capital for my free land, thank you very much.
>>72231055
Bigger as in population
This thread has become juicy
I cant wait to move
How cucked are 'stralian women? Do they fuck abbos and niggers?
>>72232920
Have you already started Uni?
Or are you about to start uni to become a teacher?
Or have I gotten my yanks mixed up in this thread
>>72233127
very very rarely, unless they're 300% bogan or half caste abos themselves, you'll never see a white aussie chick anywhere near an abo or nigger
